Mini 304: This is NOT Any Kind of Mafia (Mod Abandoned)

[inHimshallibe]

Yeah, right.

This is indeed

April Fools Mafia

- gotcha, didn't I? It is advisable to get used to this.

Just got fooled by the title:

Adele
Bacde
cropcircles
Drummer
EmpTyger
JechtMurray
micigante
rajrhcpfreak
ryanjunk
Tamuz
Yosarian2

Foolish:

Fritzler
Lloyd
Maz Medias
PBuG
PookyTheMagicalBear
Thok

Can't read anyway:

VitaminR -

Roles out soon. Please confirm quickly.

[inHimshallibe]

Rules, you fools!

• Please bold your
  votes
  . If you do not bold your vote, it will not be counted.
  
• Lynches might require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will probably be unheeded. You may also
  vote: no lynch
  – majority votes of this kind are necessary to end the day without a death, maybe.
  
• The game is not to be discussed outside of the thread unless your role specifically states when you may do so.
  
• Once your death scene has been posted, you’re dead. But... you still get a "Bah!" post.
  
• Do not edit or delete previously submitted posts.
  
• Do not quote any PMs from the moderator.
  
• If you have a night choice to make, please make it in a timely matter. If I must post a deadline, then choices sent after said deadline will not be counted.
  
• If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread.
  
• Most importantly: this is a game. Play it for fun, and play it as well as you possibly can. I expect nothing less, even though this one might be rough on you.

[inHimshallibe]

Feel free to converse within the thread.

[Fritzler]

can i converse?

[EmpTyger]

I don't have a protown role.

[inHimshallibe]

can i converse?

Just this once. :yes:

[Tamuz]

I can make one for you Emp

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Man I totally know who all the scum are already.

Let's see if the town can pull this one out.

*pulls out his bullhorn and cheers*

[Thok]

I didn't get a role.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

which makes my knowledge all the more amazing

[Fritzler]

Man I totally know who all the scum are already.

Let's see if the town can pull this one out.

*pulls out his bullhorn and cheers*

i'd trust pooky this game

he will dominate the world

he can take out seven players in risk at once while only controlling south america

[Adele]

So, it's not a game of victimless practical jokes versus cruel ones?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Of course not hun!

Pooky loves ya! This every1 knows!

*huggles Adele*

[inHimshallibe]

OK! Roles going out in T-minus 5...4...3...2...8)

[Fritzler]

OK! Roles going out in T-minus 5...4...3...2...8)

can i have a role?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Alrite guys you might not believe me but here goes.

I am

God

That's right, the big man upstairs, the one that does all the paperwork, have ridiculous powers and loves you all deeply.

Now there are some bad apples among you and I know exactly who they are. Yes the Mod is going to deny all connection to me, yes he's going to claim I don't have a role in this game.

However I do actually exist, I'm the guiding spirit and I'm trying to guide the town towards a win.

Now there's another said guiding spirit who's going to pretend to be me and is outside of the game, that guy's Satan. He'll claim to be me and pull out all sorts of lies to back it up, but rest assured, he's just bad and he's trying to lead you off the path of righteousness!

This is an excercise in faith you must have faith that I exist and love you all deeply and have but the best of intentions for you all.

I'm going to ask that those of you with evil intentions(I know who you are) step foward and repent your sins and accept the salvation of my son Jesus Christ. Only through confession and atonement can you pass through these pearly gates! To choose to conceal yourselves among innocents and murder them in an attempt to escape capture would be to distrust in God's Grace and turn away from the path! Please do not do this! You all have my love and it would hurt me deeply to see you turn away.. There is still a chance to repent your sins and accept my forgiveness! It will take courage, but I know that there is enough good in you to make this step!

I do love you all so very much, and I do miss you so terribly.

I can promise you that

there is nothing in this world greater than my love for you

and it will always be there for you. You just have to accept it.

[TBuG]

Just to let you all know, I'm your replacement mod. I don't care if you all have your roles yet. I just don't. Day 1 starts now. I officially modkill Adele
Bacde, cropcircles, Drummer, EmpTyger, JechtMurray, micigante, rajrhcpfreak, ryanjunk, Tamuz, and VitaminR. Yosarian2 wins.





April Fools!

[Fritzler]

alaso im jesus, if you confess, I die

i have other abilities

[inHimshallibe]

Pay no attention to Pooky.

I claim no connection to him - he doesn't have a role in this game.

[Fritzler]

Pay no attention to Pooky.

I claim no connection to him - he doesn't have a role in this game.

not the lack of fritz in there

[Yosarian2]

Wow...hrmm, without a role, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to act scummy or not. So, i guess I might as well just act really scummy for now, until I figure out if I'm supposed to be scum or not.

So,

FOS:everyone

.

vote:no lynch

, and i think the doc should come out and claim. Also, I like pie.

[Maz Medias]

I'm in this game. 8)

[inHimshallibe]

Ok, now that I've sent roles, players not in the game should stop posting. Thank you.

Please confirm in thread.

NOTE: If you don't have a specific win condition, then you're pro-town.

[inHimshallibe]

Also - something with the PM system was buggy, so you might be getting duplicate role PMs. Sorry in advance for any clutter it may cause.

[Yosarian2]

Ah, got my role now. Ok, I guess we can actually start playing right now.

/confirmed

Also,

unvote

the joke vote, just in case that actually counted.