Mini 298: Caddyshack - Game Over!

[elvis_knits]

Welcome to Bushwood Country Club!

Lately membership standards have fallen, allowing the riffraff to join. There has been bad language on the golf course, inappropriate footwear on the tennis courts, and thong bikinis at the pool. Disgusting! (There have also been a few dead bodies, but maybe that was just some bad shrimp). There are those among you who like the changes at Bushwood, and those who do not. The loyal members of Bushwood Country Club have decided to start revoking memberships. You can revoke one membership per day, and then just for fun you hang this poor sod from the rafters in the ballroom and watch him die. Let the fun begin!

Active Members of Bushwood Country Club (2):

ibaesha

petroleumjelly

Membership Revoked (10):

LML – The Bishop (Future Mental Patient/1-shot Vigilante) – Not-spontaneously combusted - N1

Passdog – Spaulding Smails III (Bastard Grandson/Mafia Goon) – Mauled N1

cropcircle - Al Czervik (Millionaire Social Director/Townie) lynched D1

Fritzler - Judge Smails (Funsucker/ Roleblocker) – Mauled Night 2

Nazgul - Carl Spackler (Assistant Greenskeeper/Mafia Goon) - Lynched D2

Rajrhcpfreak - Gopher (Wicked Dancer/Serial Killer) - Lynched D3

Coolbot - Maggie O'Hooligan (Maybe knocked-up/Mason) - Golf-clubbed - N4
Beaker - Tony D'Anunzio (Sexy Caddy/Townie) - Lynched D4

pwnz - Dr. Beeper (Golf Addict/Doctor) - impaled by sharpened golf club - N5

Glork - Ty Webb (Awkward Playboy/Mafia Godfather) - Lynched D5

Note: Roles are not limited to characters that are members of Bushwood in the movie. There may or may not be roles that are caddies/employees/friends/etc. For the purpose of flavor, you are all members of Bushwood.

[Fritzler]

<waits for his vig role

[elvis_knits]

Shamelessly-stolen-from-MeMe Rules:

·

Votes must be in

bold

. If you do not bold your vote, it will not be counted.

·

Please be attentive and

unvote

, if necessary, before casting a new vote. This is not required, but I’d appreciate it.

·

Executions will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will be unheeded. You may

vote: no lynch

– majority votes of this kind are necessary to end the day without a death.

·

The game is not to be discussed outside of the thread unless your role specifically states that you may do so.

·

Once your death scene has been posted, you’re dead. Stop typing.

·

Don’t edit/delete previously submitted posts

·

Don’t quote any PMs from me.

·

If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. I will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice to me, tough! No choice will be made.

·

If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Treat this game as a commitment. Be considerate – don’t leave us hanging.

·

Remember, it’s a game. It’s supposed to played. It’s supposed to be fun. Do your part.

Please confirm your role via PM with your night 1 choices.

[elvis_knits]

First person to convince LML to confirm gets a cookie.

EDIT: LML gets the cookie.

[elvis_knits]

Last night while you were all dining in the grand ballroom,

The Bishop

told his favorite joke about “the colored boy.” Most of you are racist, so you laughed. But one among you did not find it funny. This morning, you find The Bishop under a beautiful magnolia tree, his body doused in Jack Daniels and lit on fire.

“Looks like spontaneous human combustion,” says Fritzler.

“That’s not possible, you sexy mofo,” says Ibaesha. “Somebody must have done this on purpose. And everybody knows that kind of bad luck would only happen to LoudmouthLee.”

“It is LoudmouthLee!” shrieks cropcircles. He begins to cry.

Under

The Bishop Loudmouth’s

priestly attire you find an UZI with one bullet in the clip, but the gun has not been fired.

But that’s not all that happened last night…

Spaulding Smails III

was complaining all night that nobody would let him eat the fat from their prime rib. Everyone knows the fat is the best part. Duh. Spaulding was so mad that he went dumpster diving for any leftover fat that he could eat. While he was separated from the other diners, someone took the opportunity to wipe that smarmy grin off his face. Literally. They ate his face off. You look in his pockets and find wads of money, perfect for stuffing down throats and choking people.

“Can I have the money?” asks rajrhcpfreak.

“No, it’s mine!” say Glork and Coolbot in unison. They begin to mud wrestle to settle the dispute.

“Does that Spaulding kid look like a dog to you? A Passdog?” says Beaker, the only one who is not watching the mud wrestling.

Nobody answers, but it is true: the kid is

Spaulding “Passdog” Smails III

.

One more thing…

Petroleumjelly

pissed someone off last night so he got his face bashed in. Now his jaw is wired shut and he can’t speak. He can post as usual, but his votes won’t count for today.

“Sucks to be you,” says Nazgul.

“Yes, PJ, you’ve been Me’ed” says pwnz.

LML – The Bishop (Future Mental Patient/1-shot Vigilante) – Not-spontaneously combusted - N1

Passdog – Spaulding Smails III (Bastard Grandson/Mafia Goon) – Mauled N1

[Fritzler]

“That’s not possible, you idiot,” says Ibaesha. “Somebody must have done this on purpose. And everybody knows that kind of bad luck would only happen to LoudmouthLee.”

This is bad flavor, she would never call me an idiot.

Under

The Bishop Loudmouth’s

priestly attire you find an UZI with one bullet in the clip, but the gun has not been fired.

Pussy, you should have shot.

SO WHO THE HELL DIDN'T PROTECT LML? SMOOTH MOVE

vote: glork

[Glork]

What a good waste of Jack Daniels.....

Vote: CoolBot

If I'm gonna mudwrestle with him, I might as well vote for him.

[rajrhcpfreak]

[scarcasm/] wow LmL died. i woudlnt have guessed.

[Nazgul]

Well, one scum down is not a bad start.....

Vote rajrhcpfreak

[rajrhcpfreak]

ill do the usual,

vote: Nazgul

[petroleumjelly]

Hunh, it would seem as if my jaw has been bashed in. Don't know if I was just looking for a beating or what? I'll find out later, I guess.

My vote won't be counted, but I will

Vote: Ibaesha

.

By the way, I would imagine the "not spontaneous combustion" deaths would be due to plastic explosives (administed by Carl, most likely). And since we have a "mafia goon" it is safe to assume we have a Mafia Godfather (but whether they are safe from investigation or nightkills is yet to be seen). We also apparanetly have a Serial Killer, who mauled Spaulding, and is hence probably the gopher.

[petroleumjelly]

Sheesh, that'll learn me to skip to the bottom of the description.

Okay, LML was doused with Jack Daniels and lit on fire. Scratch my theory of the plastic explosives.

[CoolBot]

Who carries an uzi with only one bullet anyway?

vote: Nazgul

[pwnz]

Someone with good aim.

[pwnz]

.. I don't think that PJ would have his mouth wired shut if he was mafia.. would he?

[Beaker]

random vote:elvis_knits

pwnz, i dont know, it depends on who has that ability

[elvis_knits]

“That’s not possible, you idiot,” says Ibaesha. “Somebody must have done this on purpose. And everybody knows that kind of bad luck would only happen to LoudmouthLee.”

This is bad flavor, she would never call me an idiot.

Fixed...

“That’s not possible, you sexy mofo,” says Ibaesha. “Somebody must have done this on purpose. And everybody knows that kind of bad luck would only happen to LoudmouthLee.”

[Fritzler]

“That’s not possible, you idiot,” says Ibaesha. “Somebody must have done this on purpose. And everybody knows that kind of bad luck would only happen to LoudmouthLee.”

This is bad flavor, she would never call me an idiot.

Fixed...

“That’s not possible, you sexy mofo,” says Ibaesha. “Somebody must have done this on purpose. And everybody knows that kind of bad luck would only happen to LoudmouthLee.”

thanks

[Fritzler]

Who carries an uzi with only one bullet anyway?

Someone with good aim.

In other words LML

smooth operator

[Fritzler]

random vote:elvis_knits

pwnz, i dont know, it depends on who has that ability

unvote, vote: beaker

voting for the mod?

and that wasn't even funny

[elvis_knits]

You are all hurrying to make your tee time because no amount of dead bodies can convince you to skip golf for the day. You check your score card and see that something is already written on it:

My First Vote Count

Nazgul (2) - rajrhcpfreak, CoolBot
CoolBot (1) - Glork
rajrhcpfreak (1) - Nazgul
Elvis (1) - Beaker
Beaker (1) - Fritzler

Not voting (4) - Ibaesha, PJ, cropcircles, pwnz

SIX TO LYNCH!

[Beaker]

unvote, vote:fritz, OMGUS...

[Fritzler]

beaker is obviously the play

[pwnz]

Was it supposed to be a joke or did you really think that you could vote for the mod, beaker?

[Beaker]

it was a joke, obviously