You know you have been playing too much Mafia when...

[MightyFireball]

Fools! This losing is going to have to stop! You're making

me

lose. I hadn't lost in a few days before that. I could be winning!

[xyzzy]

You can't win. you can only go longer periods of time without losing.

[MightyFireball]

I know. That was intended to be a joke.
You know you play too much mafia if you note that the same english teacher mentioned on the last page would be lynched for lurking because she repeats the same valueless information so much.

[Albert B. Rampage]

You know you've been playing too much mafia when you lose a pen, and accuse your friends and family of theft to "spark discussion"

[JordanA24]

When you start thinking that cops really should be looking for Mafiates than handing out Parking Tickets.

[livingod]

When you see a plaque labeled, "In memoriam, Marjorie A. Lynch" and think, "What was her role?"

[ChannelDelibird]

You know you've been playing too much mafia when you lose a pen, and accuse your friends and family of theft to "spark discussion"

In fact, you know you've been playing too much mafia when your excuse for doing anything is to "spark discussion".

[Mgm]

You know you've modding too much mafia when you're so engrossed in designing a mafia game you miss your bus stop and forget to take your coat when you quickly jump off the bus to get back to the right place.

[willows_weep]

when you automatically scream "wait for the BS" when someone in RL mentions the word logic.

Then in order to think about if it truly is BS you think about " what would god mod actually do".

When you meet a cool new person you neeeeed to ask if they're on mscum.

Play mscum from computers class, senior thesis class, any class that foolishly allows net access.

These are all true from when I was an active player.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Play mscum from computers class, senior thesis class, any class that foolishly allows net access.

QFT

and /signed

[livingod]

Heh, that's nothing. I bring my laptop and my own wireless router just to check up on Mishmash and the GL. (With the freedom of wireless )

[Mastermind of Sin]

[ChannelDelibird]

Aug - Nov? That's a long game of UPick.

[Mastermind of Sin]

We had a lot of replacements.

[Stewie]

I believe that was a real life game of mafia.

[AniX]

YES! And so my nation of domination extends to the real world, where signs are made to advertise my invention.

[xyzzy]

MoS, please stop making me laugh so hard; you anger my doctor.

...And when he's angry, he can't protect peopel at night.

[Guardian]

Wow this thread is great. I haven't finished it yet, but so many things I've read are so true. The keywords reminding me of stuff, it being harder for people to lie, disregarding arguments due to logical fallacies, coming up with game setups in my head, assigning mafia terms to real life situations.... it is so true already xD.

One thing that I didn't notice in the first few pages: On this forum, and in other forums, even when not in a mafia game, I re-read my post once or twice before posting to make sure my post doesn't seem too scummy. xD.

[YogurtBandit]

Aug - Nov? That's a long game of UPick.

But above it it said 2 mi. Which im assuming meant 2 Minutes. So really, it lasted two minutes, its just they dragged it out so long because the mailman refused to send mail to the mod and to the other players for nearly two months.

[Mert]

What roles are there for the "plank road orchard" theme?

[Glork]

Everytime somebody writes "SK" on that coffee cup, you think "Serial Killer" instead of "Skim."

[YogurtBandit]

You've played too much Mafia when You call Lymph Glands Lynch Glands (Courtesy of Mbl)

[TBuG]

MBLscum: Pertaining to the lynch glands (clue)
MBLscum: *lymph lol

[Mert]

My friend, at the pub with me, already late for meeting his girlfriend:

Do you think I should say my train was delayed or something?

Me:

You can if you want but she'll totally glork you if she finds out.

[Battle Mage]

you refer to your boss as 'the Mod'.