You know you have been playing too much Mafia when...

remussaidow · Post Post #300 (ISO) » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:34 pm

for kids!

superstring91 · Post Post #301 (ISO) » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:57 pm

so, this conversation just took place between me, and my girlfriend [YO_SEMITE_SAM_15]

GF: what is your favorite meal?
BF: why do you want to know?
GF: i'm just curious.
BF: uh-huh. no reasoning. you must be scum!
GF: well, you're dating scum
BF: you tricked me
GF: how?
BF: with your townie claim
GF: how long have you thought i'm scum?
BF: i've been on to you for a while now.
GF: and you still kissed me, and went on dates with me?
BF: it's all part of the scumhunting process.
GF: why do you think i'm scum?
BF: theres 2 of us, and im a townie with an extra vote. so, i put 2 votes on you, and now you're lynched
GF: way to go. you just lynched your girlfriend.

YO_SEMITE_SAM_15 · Post Post #302 (ISO) » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:01 pm

superstring91 wrote:so, this conversation just took place between me, and my girlfriend [YO_SEMITE_SAM_15]

GF: what is your favorite meal?
BF: why do you want to know?
GF: i'm just curious.
BF: uh-huh. no reasoning. you must be scum!
GF: well, you're dating scum
BF: you tricked me
GF: how?
BF: with your townie claim
GF: how long have you thought i'm scum?
BF: i've been on to you for a while now.
GF: and you still kissed me, and went on dates with me?
BF: it's all part of the scumhunting process.
GF: why do you think i'm scum?
BF: theres 2 of us, and im a townie with an extra vote. so, i put 2 votes on you, and now you're lynched
GF: way to go. you just lynched your girlfriend.

too bad for Superstring91....he is now girlfriendless because he killed me....he turned out to be the scum too, i was the real townie.

bigAl · Post Post #303 (ISO) » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:14 pm

Is just coinsidence that Girl Friend = GF, and GF = God Father?

superstring91 · Post Post #304 (ISO) » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:26 pm

bigAl wrote:Is just coinsidence that Girl Friend = GF, and GF = God Father?

hmm, more proof that girls are evil?
im sure youve all seen the proof, but for those of you who haven't:

superstring91 · Post Post #305 (ISO) » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:31 pm

whenever someone says "gf" [either online, or in the meat world, although i really hate it when internet speak carries over to the meatworld] you think godfather.

worse yet, you say "gf" instead of godfather.

when you start talking about using C9 setups in meatworld games

Me: okay, so we're gonna use a C9 setup for this game
Player: you realise that "C9" has absoleutely no meaning to us, right?

livingod · Post Post #306 (ISO) » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:39 pm

ss and sam: If the mafia gets an extra vote, why did the game even go into day? Hell, with one town one scum, why didn't it just endgame?

Back when I was still playing in DSIV in GL, (I was the GF, I'm dead now) I was thinking about possible roles in the game and who the SK was. This is between classes, btw. I hear someone shout, "You're in the mafia! I know it!" I think, neither of them is scum; bandwagon! I then yell, "I'm cop and I got a guilty on you! Vote Jonathan!" Yes, I actually yelled out "vote Jonathan".

remussaidow · Post Post #307 (ISO) » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:03 am

He was a miller!

livingod · Post Post #308 (ISO) » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:38 am

Then I prayed to god that jonathan was actually a miller. Death miller would be even better.

Dr. Doom · Post Post #309 (ISO) » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:55 pm

When you throw a party becasue Mafiascum.net/forum is up again!

theopor_COD · Post Post #310 (ISO) » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:08 pm

Dr. Doom wrote:When you throw a party becasue Mafiascum.net/forum is up again!

Very true. I've been ever so bored at work and home this week.

But now it's back

spectrumvoid · Post Post #311 (ISO) » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:18 pm

When you check mafia every 20 min to see if it's up.
When you appear on scumchat because you're so absolutely desperate and you have an exam in 6 hours.
When you repeatedly type: going to lynch.

molestargazer · Post Post #312 (ISO) » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:49 am

spectrumvoid wrote:When you appear on scumchat because you're so absolutely desperate and you have an exam in 6 hours.

On that note..

When this becomes part of your revision notes for a History Exam:

The Monkey Trial

In 1925, John Scopes, I biology teacher, decided to put the strictness of the ‘Bible belt’ states to the test. These were states that followed the laws of the bible and were very strict on speech and beliefs. John Scopes taught the banned theory of evolution in a biology lesson and allowed his friend to sue him.
Both sides hired top Lawyers for the trial. In the trial the arguments for the defence were proving the theory true, and discrediting the theory of creation in the bible, so as it would be seen as a good thing to teach. Arguments for the prosecution were strong, and many famous people in the area spoke up against John Scopes’ teaching the theory of Evolution.

Billy Sunday wrote:“If anyone wants to teach this, let them… but don’t expect the good people of Tennessee to pay for a professor that teaches children to forsake God!”[ /quote]

Eventually Scopes was fined $100, but to those in the defence, it was seen as a victory for free speech and free belief.

livingod · Post Post #313 (ISO) » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:53 am

When, right after you check to see if MS is up, you check the Scummy-doo thread in GL to read what what others wrote. (despite that it's always the same;
"MS is down"
"Yeah"
"I think it's up, no wait."
"Is MS still down?"
"I think so, what do you think?")

JDodge · Post Post #314 (ISO) » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:13 am

livingod wrote:When, right after you check to see if MS is up, you check the Scummy-doo thread in GL to read what what others wrote. (despite that it's always the same;
"MS is down"
"Yeah"
"I think it's up, no wait."
"Is MS still down?"
"I think so, what do you think?")

And then you refresh that page every 10 minutes to see if there are any new replies, when you don't even have an account at the GL.

livingod · Post Post #315 (ISO) » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:42 am

Well, I do have an account at GL, but I refresh every 15 seconds.

spectrumvoid · Post Post #316 (ISO) » Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:47 am

When you are so bored because you have too much free time you start trying to figure out where is GL. And end up solving puzzles.

livingod · Post Post #317 (ISO) » Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:24 am

Solving puzzles at the GL? You had THAT much time devoted to mafia? Whoa!

ISO · Post Post #318 (ISO) » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:50 pm

When you are reading death note and realize its just one big case of WIFOM between Light, L, Mello, and Near.

rajrhcpfreak · Post Post #319 (ISO) » Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:10 pm

JDodge wrote:
livingod wrote:When, right after you check to see if MS is up, you check the Scummy-doo thread in GL to read what what others wrote. (despite that it's always the same;
"MS is down"
"Yeah"
"I think it's up, no wait."
"Is MS still down?"
"I think so, what do you think?")
And then you refresh that page every 10 minutes to see if there are any new replies, when you don't even have an account at the GL.

heh, that was me.

ISO · Post Post #320 (ISO) » Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:29 pm

When you considered counterclaiming the last post.

livingod · Post Post #321 (ISO) » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:59 am

When I look at shea stadium and think of statquo before i think of baseball.

bigAl · Post Post #322 (ISO) » Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:30 pm

when you mistake brb for ___ role blocker.

(on chat that is)

Glork · Post Post #323 (ISO) » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:10 pm

ScumChat wrote:(22:09:45) Jathan84: it tastes like ice cream
(22:09:47) KellyChen449: to get a beverage out of it
(22:09:47) Jathan84: vanilla
(22:09:51) TrojH: ok I'm going to start dinner and laundry... I'll be back
(22:09:54) TrojH: GO SCUM!
(22:09:55) The Wild Eep: Wow
(22:10:02) The Wild Eep: I hear Vanilla and I think Townie
(22:10:04) The Wild Eep: ><
(22:10:09) GlorkTheInvader: TOO MUCH MAFIA THREAD!

superstring91 · Post Post #324 (ISO) » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:12 pm

when the site is down, you find new things to do online, and then, when it comes back, you cant do anything else