to do battle.
Their goal... be the ultimate winner, the lone survivor. Each character has their standard equipment/armor/attacks.
You, the mafiascum community, shall decide who lives and who dies. Each fighter starts the game with 10 points. Each post, a poster may subtract or add a point to any one character. Any poster may do this twice per day, but the two posts may not be within two hours of each other. THIS IS NOT A POPULARITY CONTEST IN WHICH THE MOST POPULAR CHARACTERS ARE SELECTED AND VOTED FOR AND SUCH THINGS. IT IS A BATTLE, WHERE YOU SHOULD VOTE ON THE MERITS OF THE FIGHTERS PRESENTED, AS WELL AS ANY PSEDO-ABILITIES (IE. Mr. T throws someone helluva far, Adam West Batman has anti-______ spray, Undertaker can't lose at Wrestlemania, etc. etc)
THE UPDATED POINTS OF THE FIGHTERS(NOT THE POPULARITY CONTEST CHOICES):
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HE ENTERED THE TOURNMENT WITH THE FIFTH SPOT AND WAS GIVEN A MERE 3 WEEKS NOTICE OF HIS PARTICIPATION IN THIS BATTLE, AND YET HE CAME OUT ON TOP, AND I WOULD NOW LIKE TO PRESENT THE WINNER AND NEW HOLDER OF THE ANIX "BATTLE OF ULTIMATE POWER" CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE...
MR. VICTOR VON DOOM!
And now, the celebrate, we would now like to present this crappy collage detailing his victory!
And now...a song:
Whose the smartest man in the whole damn dimension? DOOM!
Who could land even Ferris Bueller in detention? DOOM!
Strong and Brave, Intelligent too!
He is going to make Latverian Stew of you!
Diddly Diddly Diddly Doo!
Whose the man the chicks all love? DOOM!
Whose a gift from the gods above? DOOM!
Unstoppable in every way!
Here he comes to save the day!
Whose the man always in control? DOOM!
Whose the man who makes heads roll? DOOM!
If you got a problem, Yo he'll solve it. Check him out while the DJ revolves it:
Mulder was Killed and Scully was bedded,
Chuck Norris was round-house kicked and beheaded!
Starbuck spun out and crashed her viper,
Black Mage emptied his bladder into his diaper!
Vash the Stampede was shot multiple times,
Indiana Jones became befuddled by Nursery Rhymes!
When Hulk Hogan slipped and broke his hip,
Thanos took a very bad acid trip!
Kirk got beamed right up the ass,
Mr. T got arrested and was given the gas!
Optimus Prime got sent the the junkyard,
and that fucking bunny got assraped by a drunkard!
The Undertaker was put in a casket,
while Bill and Ted literally went to hell in a basket!
Bruce Lee got eaten,
while simutaniously Godzilla was beaten!
Ash got tetinus and took long to die,
while Superman got little Clark stuck in his fly!
Only Batman remained and he was quite easy,
offer him a girl and his stomach got queasy!
Only one remained, all the rest were all clowns,
DOOM TOOK THEM ALL THE WAY TO CHINA TOWN!
And that is the ballad...of Victor. Von. Doom.
Formally Known as Fighting:
3.Mulder and Scully(Tag Team)
1.Chuck Norris
15. Starbuck(New Battlestar Galactica) with Viper spacecraft
16. Black Mage from 8-Bit Theater
17. Vash the Stampede
20. Indiana Jones
10. Hulk Hogan with all the Hulkamaniacs summoning Hulkamania
12. Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet
8.Ripped-Shirt Kirk
2.Mr. T
18. Optimus Prime with "The Touch" playing
13. Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Bunny
6. Undertaker(who believes it is Wrestlemania)
14. Bill and Ted(with 3 hours to gather historical personas)
9. Bruce Lee
19. Godzilla
7.Ash from Army of Darkness
11. Pre-Crisis Superman
4.Adam West Batman with Batmobile
