Mafia 40: The Worst Game Ever - Game over!

[Pie_is_good]

Backup Mod: Cadmium

Welcome to the worst game this site has seen. All sorts of stereotypes you've grown to know and hate (and quite a few stereotypes you've never seen, but would hate anyways) have joined together to kill each other for fun.

Day had broken over a pleasent little thread. Few had died, and the town didn't like that. In a flury of votes, a lack of reasons, and no time for roleclaiming,

Pie_is_good

, the mod of the little thread, was lynched. It wasn't particularily clear that the mafia were making a move for the town, but it was pretty clear that you wanted each other dead, anways.

RULES

(stolen, paraphrased, and made up)

-MY WORD IS FINAL. I'm the evil, power-hungry mod. I don't make mistakes. If you make a mistake, like with votecounts or something, let me know and I will graciously fix it for you.

-USE NORMAL VOTE FORMATTING. Votes will only be counted if they are in bold. Use the format

Vote: Pie

and

Unvote: Pie

. Always unvote before revoting, or your vote won't count.

-DON'T SUCK. Although this is just a game, play your hardest. It's better for everyone that way.

-REFRAIN FROM GENERAL JACKASSERY. I will

replace

anyone who's being evil for no apperant reason. Be nice. Share.

-NO QUOTING ROLE PMs. This

will

get you modkilled. You may paraphrase all you'd like; but direct quotes which are clearly word-for-word will get you killed.

-NO TALKING OUTSIDE OF THREAD. ...unless your role specifically allows you to.

-NO RELEVANT POSTS AFTER DEATH. You can make one "bah" post, but nothing further.

-If you have any further questions about the way the game works- e.g., related to day/night, no-lynches, etc., PM me.

Still Breathing

: (3/24)

Windslicer (

replacing NanookTheWolf

) -

n00b Mafia Goon

Astronaut -

n00b Mafia Goon

Sineish (

replacing Jadesmar

) -

n00b Mafia Goon

Respitorally challenged

: (21/24)

Talitha-Townie- BANNED, Night 1
Leonidas-Mod Liked Him (doctor), Modkilled, Night 1

Emptyger-n00b mafia goon, lynched day 1

Thesp- ZONEACE- OMG PWNed and Modkilled, Night 2
Blackberry- Vanilla Townie- Really actually modkilled, day 2
Kaoticity - Opportunist Admin (vig), lynched day 2
Carrion Pigeons- Ridiculously Complicated Role that nobody really likes but the mod uses, anyways, Modkilled Night 3
Dragon Phoenix- Cheater (townie recruiting mason)- OMG PWNed, Night 3
Spork76- Inactive Power Role (backup doctor), lynched day 3
LoudmouthLee- Hacker (cop), Modkilled Night 4

Thok- n00b mafia goon, lynched day 4

The Fritzler (

replacing Macros

)- Spammer (roleblocker), OMG PWNed, Night 5

Maximumum (

replacing Coron

)- n00b mafia goon, Modkilled, Night 5

Vikinfan- Comod, Lynched day 5

InHimShallIBe (

replacing MastermindofSin

(

replacing MageofSpades

))- Mod Briber (cop), OMG PWNed, Night 6

Wacky- Internet Strenger (delayed SK), lynched day 6

Dranko20- Townie, lynched day 7
RangeroftheNorth (

replacing Rolandofthewhite

)- Townie, OMG PWNed night 8
Vesuvan- Shameless Bandwagonner, OMG PWNed night 9
Kerplunk, Townie, killed in Endgame

Seol, Mod, killed in Endgame

[Pie_is_good]

It is now

night 1

. Please send choices. No deadline yet.

[Pie_is_good]

Leonidas

was walking home. Things hadn't been the same since the mafia had moved to town. Everyone had gotten... suckier. That's why he took it upon himself to use his influential connections in high places-- the mod. Given that I liked him so much, he could presuade me to keep one of his friends from dying at night.

...it started raining. Hard. Leo pulled his jacket over his head and started sprinting towards home.

*CRACK*

Leonidas caught a conspicuously placed lightning bolt, never to be heard from until he signs up for another game.

Leonidas, Modkilled, Night 1

...and as the last of you finish your nightly wanderings, everything suddenly turns bright and sunny and you congregate at the town square.

You all begin to talk about who the mafia might be when you suddenly realize that

Talitha

isn't contributing. Further inspection reveals that she isn't able to post, or even log in.

Talitha, BANNED, Night 1

Inspection reveals that Talitha was nothing exciting; just a garden-variety townie.


You quickly decide that this is nothing a little fictional rope can't fix. Get lynching!

With 22 alive, it's 12 to lynch

[vikingfan]

randomvote Kerplunk

[rolandofthewhite]

Mod

, are you going to include rolenames in the front post with their death? And was Leonidas a doctor?

Vote: spork

.

[vikingfan]

Given that I liked him so much, he could presuade me to keep one of his friends from dying at night.

I think it's pretty obvious Leonidas was a doc, IMO.

[rolandofthewhite]

I thought he was, but I wasn't going to make any assumptions.

[Pie_is_good]

Yes, Leo was a doctor.

Front page updated. Thanks, roland.

[Macros]

damn, the two pepole i was going to vote for today, dead, rip tal and leo

vote jadesmar

why? i havent seen him in a while, or something, i dont know alright?

[Macros]

damn, the two pepole i was going to vote for today, dead, rip tal and leo

vote jadesmar

why? i havent seen him in a while, or something, i dont know alright?

[LoudmouthLee]

Vote: Emptyger

FoS: Viking and Roland

, who both, innocently, "knew" that Leo was a doc

[vikingfan]

Is that last comment serious, LML? I can't tell.

[EmpTyger]

Well, it seems like the mod role is either an incredible lucky SK or an incredible lousy vigilante. I suspect the former, since the description of Leonidas’s death feels a little schizophrenic otherwise. Flavorwise, I don’t see the mod belonging to a group (unless possibly with a co-mod?). So I suppose that would make the banners (site admin?) the traditional mafia.

In any case, mass claiming would not work effectively, as Talitha's vanilla would be a safe claim for antitowns.


LML:
According to [11] and MeMe, I’m supposed to

vote: LML

. I’m not happy about it, but at least I get an OMGUS out of it.

[Astronaut]

Ehm...was Leonidas modkilled, or is that just the killing style of one of the scum groups? (i.e.: Mafia kills by banning, SK kills by "modkilling"?)

I know this might seem a stupid question, but I've never seen anyone modkilled N1 before. And at least I won't get LML's FoS for knowing too much

random vote: MageOfSpades

[rolandofthewhite]

What is [11], EmpTyger?

[Vesuvan]

Well, it seems like the mod role is either an incredible lucky SK or an incredible lousy vigilante. I suspect the former, since the description of Leonidas’s death feels a little schizophrenic otherwise. Flavorwise, I don’t see the mod belonging to a group (unless possibly with a co-mod?). So I suppose that would make the banners (site admin?) the traditional mafia.

In any case, mass claiming would not work effectively, as Talitha's vanilla would be a safe claim for antitowns.

Well, I guess even really weak tells are better than random votes.

Vote: EmpTyger

[MageofSpades]

totallynotrandom vote: Roland

[rolandofthewhite]

Hmm?

[Pie_is_good]

[mod note: Leonidas was nightkilled. He did nothing wrong. ]

Votecount of official firstness

Kerplunk- 1 (Vikingfan)
Spork- 1 (Rolandofthewhite)
Jadesmar- 1 (Macros)
Emptyger- 1 (LoudmouthLee)
LoudmouthLee- 1 (Emptyger)
MageofSpades- 1 (Astronaut)
Roland- 1 (MageofSpades)
Emptyger- 1 (Vesuvan)

[Vesuvan]

Umm... I seem to be making some sort of mistake in reading the vote-count since I can't see my vote on it.

[Pie_is_good]

Thank you for admitting your mistake, Vesuvan. Please try again.

[EmpTyger]

roland:
[11] = post 11.
Basically it’s a joke, from the Les Mis. mini, which LML and vikingfan were also in (and technically Seol too, though he was dead by then). I, on April 1, claimed to be Thenardier and gave a thinly disguised description of mafia as my role. MeMe took this obvious attempt at humor as an attempt to confuse the town, and managed to get me lynched. The worst part was not only that I was Thenardier and mafia, but also that the prank was one I would have done even as a protown.

Since vikingfan in [11] didn’t understand LML’s attempt at humor, I jokingly used that as a basis to vote LML in lieu of random voting. Because, quite obviously, I am not one to believe that humor is a tell.


Vesuvan:
Okay, I’ll bite. What’s this alleged tell?

Though looking at [18], it seems that technically I don’t have to explain myself to you... For the record, there isn’t anything in my role which should have prevented your vote; by [19] I’m assuming likewise for you.

[Vesuvan]

Vesuvan:
Okay, I’ll bite. What’s this alleged tell?

Assigning the nightkills to specific groups or individuals. It's an extremely weak tell, so I don't read much into it, but I often use it instead of a random vote. Sometimes it's even accurate.

Though looking at [18], it seems that technically I don’t have to explain myself to you... For the record, there isn’t anything in my role which should have prevented your vote; by [19] I’m assuming likewise for you.

*raises eyebrow*

[Wacky]

I think I'll stay away from the impending Vesuvan/Emptyger squabble.

Random Vote: NanookTheWolf

, because no-one has yet.

[Kaoticity]

Random Vote: Macros

I have yet to see anyone say anything suspicious so i'll stick with random voting til then.