Mini 1097: Simple Mafia

[CooLDoG]

@Lord cable, how about this: claim or die. Not being trusted for the rest of the game is better then getting hammered. It will cause some problems down the road for the town if you don't claim.

[Empking]

Vote Count 4

Guderian (0) -
StrangerCoug (2) - CooLDog, Lord Cable
Nachomamma8 - Nachomamma8
CooLDog
Jerbs (0) -
Lord Cable (4) - TheButtonmen, Internet Stranger, StrangerCoug, Guderian
TheButtonmen
Internet Stranger (2) - Plum, Jerbs
Plum

Not Voting:

9 players alive. Five to Lynch.

[Lord Cable]

I already claimed. If you can't find it, tough luck, that's the point. I'm not going to say any more on the matter.

[StrangerCoug]

Can we kill the nut case already!?

[CooLDoG]

@LC, death to you then... Your actions demand a hammer...

vote:Lord cable

Any reads going into n1?

[Empking]

Vote Count 5

Guderian (0) -
StrangerCoug (1) - Lord Cable
Nachomamma8 - Nachomamma8
CooLDog
Jerbs (0) -
Lord Cable (5) - TheButtonmen, Internet Stranger, StrangerCoug, Guderian, CooLDog
TheButtonmen
Internet Stranger (2) - Plum, Jerbs
Plum

Not Voting:

9 players alive. Five to Lynch.


The group of you knew little how to react to the news. It may have been that obstacle that caused the young guy in the snazzy bow tie to start to speak. “Well, CooLDoG is town.” That rose some eyebrows because clearly you were all mafia just facing the really evil mafia [I think, I wrote this flavour yonks ago] and then there was the fact that he continued to say he was an alt (whatever that is). Oh yes and then that young conceited gel slicked scum simply said “Sorry, shall simply spurn saying… what my role is, or have I already claimed. Ha ha h-“

His monologue was stopped by his bowtie being exchanged for a Columbian neck tie.

Lord Cable was lynched. He was the Don's Nephew (Mafia)

Night One begins now and will end in 48 hours.

[Empking]

You awoke from your after dinner nap feeling refreshed and ready for some sweet or coffee. It may seem heartless to nap just after lynching someone but you are, of course, mafia. Speaking of being heartless as you slept is seems as if somebody has surgically removed Lord Cable’s heart (if he ever had one at all). Meh.

Speaking of things that happened during the night Jerbs was found shot as he sat on his chair all alone. It looks like he was shot with a silencer (otherwise he would’ve woken you up, wouldn’t he?) You’ve ruled at him leaving the premises and then coming back by the strand of drool coming out of the corner of his mouth.

Jerbs was found Shot. He was a Mafia Goon (Town)

Day Two Begins now.

[Empking]

Vote Count 4.2

Guderian
StrangerCoug
Nachomamma8
CooLDog
TheButtonmen
Internet Stranger
Plum

Not Voting: Guderian, StrangerCoug, Nachomamma8, CooLDog, TheButtonmen, Internet Stranger, Plum

With seven alive its four to lynch.

[Internet Stranger]

It feels good doesnt it?

It must feel so awesome to have someone like me around to catch all these scum for you. Mr CableScum tried to hem and haw and squiggle himself off a lynch, but in the end he succumbed to the might of my scumhunting abilities.

Hey Plum, youre scum.

Vote: Plum[/b[

Im all giddy and excited, im about to lynch me another scum.

[Plum]

Hey, IS, I'm not scum. Guderian, however, might very very well be. Lots of pointless sparring with LC and always hedging. For example:

I like the LC wagon, but the two posts Jerbs has given have given me more scum vibes then all of LC's rolled into one.

Always excusing himself, FOSing LC, avoiding voting him for cintrived reasons.

VOTE: Guderian

[TheButtonmen]

Vote: Plum

We should do this again some time IS.

[Empking]

I'll say now that I'm counting IS's vote

[Plum]

Dammit, TBM, you don't actually think I'm

thick

.

[Guderian]

The only person that LC didnt mention at all was Nachomamma8. And he didnt post at all day 1. Maybe hopping the wagon on his scum buddy would disappear?

Vote: Nachomamma8

Plum, what you saying here?

Always excusing himself, FOSing LC, avoiding voting him for cintrived reasons.

I would like to note who didn't vote him. You. So I'm not sure what youre trying to pull here.

If we lynch nacho and then if the game is still on, plum, I am pretty sure this game is over.

[Internet Stranger]

Hey Guderian, any reason why you arent going after Plum first? After all, its just about the same thing to you, right?

[Plum]

Given the way LC went down, I'd expect his buddy to reluctantly bus him - that is, probably get a vote on in the middle of the wagon,

after

he realizes that LC's demise is unavoidable.

^Noted for future reference as a potential chainsaw if IS ever flips scum.

Pointed at Guderian. Easy painless distancing (given the premise that IS is Town, which is extremely likely so we'll roll with that as fact in this).

The series of posts starting around Post #25 smacks of contrived bantering, culminating in an FOS. On scum. While keeping his vote elsewhere. For LC being 'deliberately obtuse'. Hedging his bets in case IS's declaration bears fruit in an LC wagon).

a. thats nice.
b. thats nice.
c. no one cares.

Weird attempt to use other players meta to make yourself pro-town?

WHILE KEEPING HIS VOTE ON JERBS. Which was, if you recall, an RVS-style vote. He tried to justify it afterwards by referring to vaguely qualified feelings he hadn't referenced before:

I like the LC wagon, but the two posts Jerbs has given have given me more scum vibes then all of LC's rolled into one.

My question was directed to thebuttonman. He makes plenty of sweeping statements, with no conclusion. TBM, what is you final verdict/reason for pointing out all those things in #37.

There's two pages, count the votes yourself.

LC has three votes. Why are you afraid to hammer him?

WHILE NOT VOTING HIM. When LC himself calls Guderian out on this, Guderian votes LC straightaway.

I wonder which scumbag is going to sheepishly show up and bus their partner?

Irony right here.

I would like to note who didn't vote him. You. So I'm not sure what youre trying to pull here.

And in context you find this scummy because . . . ? I'm saying that you deliberately avoided voting LC when his wagon was still in doubt (as to whether it was going to go all the way).

[StrangerCoug]

Not 100% happy with the Plum wagon that's starting to happen. Guderian has good points about her and Nachomamma8, though, so I want to see what they say.

Preview edit:

Plum's response seems to be OK. It shouldn't take long to do wagon analysis...

[Guderian]

Plum's logic looks good, but makes little sense. I'm not sure why you didn't hammer him yesterday instead of waiting around. I dont think his wagon was certain before I put the vote on him.

I'll put my vote on plum If you promise to wipe out nachomamma tomorrow should I die in the night. I'm not partial which order they go.

unvote

Vote: Plum

[Plum]

Why did I 'wait around'? I wanted to go over things once properly and see if anyone else had anything pressing to say. It so happened that I had an extremely busy Sunday so I was in fact unavailable to hammer at the game's absolute nearliest convenience.

Plum's logic looks good, but makes little sense.

What's this mean?

I dont think his wagon was certain before I put the vote on him.

Well bully for you, it's a moderately subjective measurement. But with three votes on and one more player seeming willing, and five to lynch, it would begin to look nigh inevitable. Nice trying to claim credit for helping lynch scum when, practically speaking, you mostly grabbed onto the coattails of the wagon after dancing around to LC issue quite a bit.

Love how you immediately cop to voting me if IS is wondering why you're not, so long as you ensure that you have someone else besides you set up for tomorrow.

[Guderian]

I called out LC post 23. I vote you because really to me, you two are the only scum candidate left. If its your first then nacho, or nacho first then you, is immaterial to me.

[Plum]

So why did you vote Nacho first when I already had two votes on me? If it's immaterial, why not just go with the flow and lynch the one of your top candidates who would be quickest to lynch?

Answer: Because you wanted to set up two lynches: one for today and one for tomorrow, and it was immaterial which one got done today but not immaterial that you set up a strong position on both so you could vote whichever one was left the next day without getting questioned too much.

[Guderian]

LC tried to attack me, it failed....

I found nacho scummier out of you two. I will switch back to him if there is a choice between you two.

Do you deny he is scummy?

No crap I want to setup two lynches! hooray! If we could lynch you and nacho, I would Imagen it would be auto win for town.

[Plum]

So it's not immaterial?

Attacking, or distancing? I love how you cite it that way, as if to convince us you couldn't possiby be buddies with LC.

Fun as this is, I'll let some others weigh in before I consider continuing what looks to be turning into some circular arguments.

[Guderian]

LC was such an organic wagon I would be really surprised if there was any mafia on it. It only took 3 pages, Im sure the scum buddy would try and slow it down somehow, mess around etc, etc.

[CooLDoG]

In light of the Guderian and Plum debate, I'm going to iso both of them right now.