Kingdom of Loathing Mafia -~GAME OVER~-
Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 2:36 pm
Welcome to The Kingdom of Loathing, where the Seaside Town is the perfect place to drink, adventure, relax and drink.
Lately, though, things have been... different. Usually, nobody would die in this Kingdom. People would just be satisfied with beating each other senseless. However, that seems to no longer be the case. At least, not under the rule of the penguin mafia.
Yes, the penguin mafia has finally succeeded in taking over the Kingdom. They're everywhere! The horror. It started with only a few, but soon enough they took over Seaside Town. It wasn't long after that that they managed to gain control over the rest of the Kingdom. There were close to 10000000000 of them. Or maybe it was 1000000000? Penguins are bad at census-taking.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes. It turns out that Seaside Town was caught in yet another time warp. It conveniently took you all the way back to before the penguins had taken over the Kingdom. There's only a few of them now, and you know who they are! They're... was it Joe? Steve? Samwise Gamgee? Aww, it looks like in your haste to not die in the time warp, you forgot to memorize who they were.
Yes, all 100000000000 of them.
Oh well.
Hopefully, if you play your cards right, you can still change the future, errr, I mean present, of the Kingdom! An adventurer is you!
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02. SharkFinn - Crimbomination -
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17. d3x - Your Nemesis -
18. Papa Zito - The Council of Loathing -
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Lately, though, things have been... different. Usually, nobody would die in this Kingdom. People would just be satisfied with beating each other senseless. However, that seems to no longer be the case. At least, not under the rule of the penguin mafia.
Yes, the penguin mafia has finally succeeded in taking over the Kingdom. They're everywhere! The horror. It started with only a few, but soon enough they took over Seaside Town. It wasn't long after that that they managed to gain control over the rest of the Kingdom. There were close to 10000000000 of them. Or maybe it was 1000000000? Penguins are bad at census-taking.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes. It turns out that Seaside Town was caught in yet another time warp. It conveniently took you all the way back to before the penguins had taken over the Kingdom. There's only a few of them now, and you know who they are! They're... was it Joe? Steve? Samwise Gamgee? Aww, it looks like in your haste to not die in the time warp, you forgot to memorize who they were.
Yes, all 100000000000 of them.
Oh well.
Hopefully, if you play your cards right, you can still change the future, errr, I mean present, of the Kingdom! An adventurer is you!
Still doing the Time Warp:
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Grimmy - Azazel
- Townie
- Survived to become a talented ballet dancer day seven.02.
Chronopie
Townie
- Sang comforting Crimbo carols to everyone in the endgame.03.
MrSuave - King Ralph XI
- Modified Hated Townie
- Was released from his prism and finally got to talk day seven.10.
Midnight's Sorrow - Gorgonzola the Sauceror
- Jailkeeper
- Successfully safeguarded the secrets of the sauce.13.
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Neighbor
- Brought his frat orcs to an easy victory against the hippies on the mysterious island of mystery after the departure of The Big Wisniewski day seven.17.
SGRaaize
Townie
- Was finally forgiven by the hero after saving the town.18.
Mr. Chaos
Townie
- Was replaced by the King after finally being useful for the first time ever. Ironic, isn't it?Left in a drunken stupor:
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dramonic - Gunther the Turtle Tamer
- Doctor
- Choked to death on somebody else's sausage night one.20.
askbob - Cap'm Carrronch
- Townie sex-changed into a neutral survivor
- Explodified by the mods day two.19.
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diddin - Penguin Grimacite Worker
- Goon
- Lynched day five.22.
Vanilla - A Suspicious-Looking Person
- Nobody
- Resurrected by the mods and killed again night five.09.
MehPlusRawr
- Lynched and returned to life day six.23.
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MehPlusRawr - Naughty Sorceress
- Form-changing Serial Killer
- Became a very saucy sausage day seven.