GTKAS - Nikanor

[Andycyca]

Hi! You may write a short "about me" before starting.

Where are you from?
What is your best skill?
What's your best accomplishment on MafiaScum?
What is your hobby?
What's the most important thing in a friend?
What's the most important thing in a co-worker?
Do you have any long-term project? Which one?
What other internet sites do you recommend us?
Best thing about being a Mafia player?
Could you please tell us a joke?
You have $20k and a big house. Would you host a Meet? If yes, who would you invite first?
How would your funeral be like?
Where would you travel first with $10k USD?
What is your biggest fear?
Can you speak anything in spanish?
What language(s) do you speak?

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?
What's your favorite curse word?
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Favorite...
...alcoholic drink?
...non-alcoholic drink?
...food?
...ice cream flavor?
...holiday?
...pet?
...musician (yes, includes composers and performers)?
...movie?
...actor?
...actress?
...mafia role?
...mafia alignment?
...card game?
...online activity?
...game (pen-and-paper, electronic or whatever)?
...quote?

[RayFrost]

why do you like tentacles?

how did you end up revealing your real name to haylen?

[charter]

Can you name a person still living less funny than George Lopez?

[Nikanor]

Where are you from?

Edmonton, Alberta.

What is your best skill?

I'm good at acting creepy. That's all that really comes to mind right now....

What's your best accomplishment on MafiaScum?

Out of my fifteen completed games, I've only been mislynched twice. It's not much, but my mafia skills are a work in progress.

What is your hobby?

Mafia (I'm completely serious).

What's the most important thing in a friend?

Frankness and a good sense of humour.

What's the most important thing in a co-worker?

Synergy!

Do you have any long-term project? Which one?

My educations. :/

What other internet sites do you recommend us?

Kingdom of Loathing is an excellent online game, even if it is html. I strongly recommend it to anyone.

Best thing about being a Mafia player?

I get to make references all day long at work and nobody understands me! Also, I've now started to call people out on WIFOM and AtE in arguments, which is nice.

Could you please tell us a joke?

Here's a joke I thought up and wrote on my stats final exam for bonus points last year:
An astronomer invites his statistician friend over to the observatory for a stargazing session. As they are looking through the skies, they come across a certain astrological phenomenon.
'What's that?' asks the statistician.
'That? That there is an exploding star.'
'Oh, I thought it was just ANOVA.'

If you didn't get it, you need to take more statistics.

You have $20k and a big house. Would you host a Meet? If yes, who would you invite first?

I would host a meet. First I would invite anyone who signed up in the GD thread I would create. Then, I would send out invitations to everyone who didn't sign up. Anyone who didn't come to my meet was promptly hunted down and hung by the neck until dead.

How would your funeral be like?

I would have them tie explosives to my body, then sit back and watch the fireworks.

Where would you travel first with $10k USD?

I would travel to Cuba with my newfound American money. USD is super rare and therefore super valuable in Cuba, right?

What is your biggest fear?

Being forgotten.

Can you speak anything in spanish?

Si means yes. Ocho means eight. Gracias means thank you. Queso means cheese. That's about all I know.

What language(s) do you speak?

English and a bit of French. I'll probably end up taking German somewhere along the line...

What is your favorite word?

I have lots of favourite words. Right now, my favourite are synonym and caltrop, but that will likely change by tomorrow.

What is your least favorite word?

Anything starting with a G.

What turns you on?

I like feet.

What turns you off?

Hair, and paper.

What sound do you love?

The whirring of my computer fan as the night hours drag on....

What sound do you hate?

The sound of paper being dragged across a tile floor (yes, I have a hate on for paper).

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Archeological dig site foreman.

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Stamp licker.

What's your favorite curse word?

Ballocks! I use frack the most, though.

If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

It's about time you got here. We're in 3p lylo with ten minutes left in deadline. If we don't lynch Satan today, all will be lost! Can you help us?

Favorite...
...alcoholic drink?

Kahlua. My grandfather makes his own mix, which is actually better than the stuff Kahlua sells.

...non-alcoholic drink?

Apple juice, of course.

...food?

Pickled herring.

...ice cream flavor?

Mint chocolate chip.

...holiday?

The holiday that gets me my two weeks of vacation in the winter.

...pet?

I want an axolotl. They look cute.

...musician (yes, includes composers and performers)?

The Hush Sound is pretty good.

...movie?

Tough question. Office Space is a good movie; definitely among my favourites.

...actor?

The only actor I really know is Jim Carey.

...actress?

Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts. I always get those two confused.

...mafia role?

Town Cyborg in #mafia. Drawing it guarantees an automatic win.

...mafia alignment?

Town. I love catching scum.

...card game?

Big Two.

...online activity?

I spend all my online time playing mafia or reading webcomics nowadays.

...game (pen-and-paper, electronic or whatever)?

Ancient Domains of Mystery is probably one of my favourites. I put it here because it is underrated simply for being a roguelike.

...quote?

'I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.' ~Douglas Adams. Surprised it's not an Oscar Wilde quote? So am I.

[DTMaster]

What is your favorite mafia role that you have played? That you want to play? That you want to make?
Who am I?
Do I know you?
Why are you so important?
Do you like to get Wilde?
Or is the books (by Wilde) that good?

[Nikanor]

why do you like tentacles?

Well, it all started when I was a child growing up in post-WWII Denmark. You see, after WWII, Denmark was filled with squids. The squids were everywhere. In fact, according to the 1952 census, more than one quarter of Denmark's population were cephalopods. As such, you couldn't walk down the street without seeing a squid or two.
The older generation, the veterans in particular, didn't like the increasing number of squids in the country. The squids faced a lot of discrimination because of that. However, the younger generation was fine with it. In fact, many of my good friends were cephalopods.
Then, in the eighth grade, I fell in love. At least, what I thought was love. Her name was Squishy, and she was my Squishy. I remember the first time I talked to her, I was so nervous that I spilt my milk all over her shirt, haha. But she forgave me, and we started to become closer.
The first night I brought her home to meet my parents, they were furious. They yelled and screamed, and they gave me an ultimatum. Either I was to break up with Squishy, or I would be disowned from the family and forced to leave the country (my parents were in the Danish ruling family, so they could do that). When I told them I couldn't leave Squishy, they followed through with their threat. I was given a rowboat and three days' worth of food and sent off the coast of Northern Jutland.
Eventually, we made our way to the United States in search of opportunity. Things were difficult at first, but eventually I was hired at a local supermarket, where I was to become a produce clerk. I loved my job, and most of the people at my workplace were friendly. I was always at odds with the seafood department because of my sexual preference, but I didn't care.
March 25, 1967. My dear Squishy was murdered in our own apartment; the victim of a string of anti-cephalopod hate crimes.
Suddenly, nothing mattered anymore. I quit my job, I quit leaving the apartment, I quit eating. I attempted to commit suicide many times, but I never had the courage to go through with it. At the last minute, I always thought of what Squishy would have wanted, and I back down. After my fourth attempt, I decided enough was enough. I had to start a new life.
And so, I moved to Canada. I assumed a new identity to get a fresh start. I had many lovers, but none of them were able to fill the hole Squishy had left in my heart.
And that's why I like tentacles.

how did you end up revealing your real name to haylen?

She asked, I gave it. *Shrug*

Can you name a person still living less funny than George Lopez?

No, but I'm sure Bob Saget is a close second.

What is your favorite mafia role that you have played?

Again, Cyborg.

That you want to play?

Jester Lynch magnet.

That you want to make?

Neutral Cupid, makes two players lovers overnight.

Who am I?

You are DTMaster.

Do I know you?

If not, you should probably get some MRIs done.

Why are you so important?

It's not that I'm really all that important, I'm just more important than you.

Do you like to get Wilde?

Every Friday night in front of my computer screen.

Or is the books (by Wilde) that good?

His books are good, yes.

[RayFrost]

Least favorite scummer?

Gummy?

Dumbo?

[Hoopla]

Have you seen MrSuave naked before?

[animorpherv1]

Good morning, Nikanor.

How was your night? Was it

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!

[Nikanor]

Least favorite scummer?

Probably RayFrost.

Gummy?

Ohh, I see what you mean. I'll look into it.

Dumbo?

I like the sick elephant at my city's zoo because it brings Bob Barker to our city to whine about animal rights.

Have you seen MrSuave naked before?

Haha, no*.

How was your night? Was it GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!

Yeah, except that when I woke up there was a tiger laying next to me smoking a cigarette. Man, I hate Sunday mornings.

*Quite possibly yes.