GTKAS - UltimaAvalon

[Andycyca]

Hi! You may write a short "about me" before starting.

Where are you from?
What is your best skill?
What's your best accomplishment on MafiaScum?
What is your hobby?
What's the most important thing in a friend?
What's the most important thing in a co-worker?
Do you have any long-term project? Which one?
What other internet sites do you recommend us?
Best thing about being a Mafia player?
Could you please tell us a joke?
You have $20k and a big house. Would you host a Meet? If yes, who would you invite first?
How would your funeral be like?
Where would you travel first with $10k USD?
What is your biggest fear?
Can you speak anything in spanish?
What language(s) do you speak?

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?
What's your favorite curse word?
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Favorite...
...alcoholic drink?
...non-alcoholic drink?
...food?
...ice cream flavor?
...holiday?
...pet?
...musician (yes, includes composers and performers)?
...movie?
...actor?
...actress?
...mafia role?
...mafia alignment?
...card game?
...online activity?
...game (pen-and-paper, electronic or whatever)?
...quote?
Who on this queue would you like to see here next week?

[Kublai Khan]

Do you regret that thing you did by the river on that starry night with the full moon when you thought no one was watching?

How much would you pay to keep me quiet?

[pickemgenius]

When is the next time i'm going to bail you out of class?

[PokerFace]

Vote: UltimaAvalon

[UltimaAvalon]

Hello, my name is UltimaAvalon. In Meatworld I'm called Tim Hazlewood, a 22 year old in Mesquite Texas who still lives with his parents, and works for the IT Department at El Centro Community College in Dallas Texas, where I also take classes.

What is your best skill?

Making up stuff on the spot

What's your best accomplishment on MafiaScum?

Several unfinished projects, including Pirates and Politics, and a few other Mish Mash games.

What is your hobby?

Playing video games, mostly

What's the most important thing in a friend?

Trust. There's really no reason for me to get close enough to you to be a friend if I dont trust you.

What's the most important thing in a co-worker?

Patience. I'll figure it out eventually, just gimme a second.

Do you have any long-term project? Which one?

The aforementioned Mish Mash games as well as a few actual Mafia games.

What other internet sites do you recommend us?

Other than Kong? None, really.

Best thing about being a Mafia player?

Its a very humbling experience. I used to think I was a pretty smart guy.

Could you please tell us a joke?

A guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

You have $20k and a big house. Would you host a Meet? If yes, who would you invite first?

I'd more likely co-host a meet than host one myself. It'd probably be based in Colorado, since thats where most of the Asshats are from/near, and I wouldn't invite anyone specifically. All are welcome.

How would your funeral be like?

I wouldnt have one. I fully intend to pass quietly into the night, with everyone going "Geez...where did Tim go?"

Where would you travel first with $10k USD?

I'd tour the entirity of North America

What is your biggest fear?

Dieing

Can you speak anything in spanish?

Enough to tell the person on the other side of the phone that I don't speak Spanish

What language(s) do you speak?

English

What is your favorite word?

Babaganoush

What is your least favorite word?

Politically correct

What turns you on?

The power switch on my back

What turns you off?

The same switch. It's very talented

What sound do you love?

The sound of bacon

What sound do you hate?

The sound that can only signify the lack of bacon

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

I always wanted to be a helicopter pilot

What profession would you not like to participate in?

The whole manual labor thing

What's your favorite curse word?

Fuck. Its useful for so many things

If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"You were right about everything. Come in, make yourself at home, my child."

Favorite...
...alcoholic drink?

I havent had the opportunity to try a whole lot, cus alcohol is ridiculously expensive. Right now its Mike's Hard Lemonade"

...non-alcoholic drink?

a Sonic Ocean Water

...food?

I love Hamburgers

...ice cream flavor?

Tangerine and Punch Sherbert

...holiday? Thanksgiving[/b]
...pet?

I'm a Medium-sized dog kinda guy

...musician (yes, includes composers and performers)?

I currently have a hard-on for Daft Punk

...movie?

Hot Fuzz

...actor?

Simon Pegg. I watched Star Trek only because he played Scotty

...actress?

I cant really think of an actress I like....

...mafia role?

Stukov - Town-aligned cop who can trade his power of investigations for a single daykill. Created by UA, and based on the Starcraft character of the same name.

...mafia alignment?

Neutral

...card game?
...online activity?

Flash Games, but I'm going back to MMO's soon as I get a computer that isnt 5 years old

...game (pen-and-paper, electronic or whatever)?

My favorite video game will always be Final Fantasy VI (FFIII on the SNES).
...quote?

Learn from the mistakes of others, for you will never live long enough to make them all yourself

Who on this queue would you like to see here next week?

Eh, Haylen I guess. Its either him or SL, but I think he's had one already.

Do you regret that thing you did by the river on that starry night with the full moon when you thought no one was watching?

How much would you pay to keep me quiet?

I have no regrets, nor do I have secrets. Go ahead nd tell everyone what you know.

When is the next time i'm going to bail you out of class?

I've been doing a damned fine job bailing myself out, actually.

Vote: UltimaAvalon

Vote: UltimaAvalon

Bandwagon GO GO GO

[Sudo_Nym]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers?

Also, coconuts?

[Lord Gurgi]

Hi UA.

[UltimaAvalon]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers?
Also, coconuts?

*Shakes Magic 8 Ball* Maybe
*Shakes again* Outlook not so good

Hi UA.

Hi Walrus

[Lord Gurgi]

[PJ.]

Ocean Water are amazing..

[dahill1]

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START PIRATES AND POLITICS BACK UP?

[UltimaAvalon]

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START PIRATES AND POLITICS BACK UP?

When we fix the broken economy

[JDodge]

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START PIRATES AND POLITICS BACK UP?

When we fix the broken economy

When are we going to fix the broken economy?

Played WoW much?

[UltimaAvalon]

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START PIRATES AND POLITICS BACK UP?

When we fix the broken economy

When are we going to fix the broken economy?

Played WoW much?

I dunno

I haven't played in a while to be honest. I mean, I have a 70 Lock, and I grabbed the 14 day trial for Lich King and got a Death Knight up to 72 or so. I really need to get my lock to 80 before Cataclysm comes out and makes the whole thing easier

[Nikanor]

On average, how many times do you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock before actually waking up?

[UltimaAvalon]

On average, how many times do you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock before actually waking up?

I actually have my alarm set for two times, 6:30 and 7:00. 6:30 I just turn it off, but it begins the slow process of waking up. 7:00 will usually wake me, but I might hit snooze once or twice occasionally.

[Nikanor]

If you were to make one improvement on the English alphabet, what would it be?

[VP Baltar]

On average, how many times do you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock before actually waking up?

I actually have my alarm set for two times, 6:30 and 7:00. 6:30 I just turn it off, but it begins the slow process of waking up. 7:00 will usually wake me, but I might hit snooze once or twice occasionally.

Finally, someone who gets up the same way as me. I've never understood why anyone would want to be jarred awake and have to get up immediately.

How many pushups can you do in a row?

[UltimaAvalon]

If you were to make one improvement on the English alphabet, what would it be?

I'd change either uppercase or lowercase "K" so its easier to distinguish between the two.

On average, how many times do you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock before actually waking up?

I actually have my alarm set for two times, 6:30 and 7:00. 6:30 I just turn it off, but it begins the slow process of waking up. 7:00 will usually wake me, but I might hit snooze once or twice occasionally.

Finally, someone who gets up the same way as me. I've never understood why anyone would want to be jarred awake and have to get up immediately.

How many pushups can you do in a row?

0. In HJROTC I refused to give push-ups because I can't do them myself. I would instead give side straddle hops or sit-ups.