GTKAS - Debonair Danny DiPietro

[Andycyca]

Hi! You may write a short "about me" before starting.

Where are you from?
What is your best skill?
What's your best accomplishment on MafiaScum?
What is your hobby?
What's the most important thing in a friend?
What's the most important thing in a co-worker?
Do you have any long-term project? Which one?
What other internet sites do you recommend us?
Best thing about being a Mafia player?
Could you please tell us a joke?
You have $20k and a big house. Would you host a Meet? If yes, who would you invite first?
How would your funeral be like?
Where would you travel first with $10k USD?
What is your biggest fear?
Can you speak anything in spanish?
What language(s) do you speak?

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?
What's your favorite curse word?
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Favorite...
...alcoholic drink?
...non-alcoholic drink?
...food?
...ice cream flavor?
...holiday?
...pet?
...musician (yes, includes composers and performers)?
...movie?
...actor?
...actress?
...mafia role?
...mafia alignment?
...card game?
...online activity?
...game (pen-and-paper, electronic or whatever)?
...quote?

[Nuwen]

Whose start-over alt are you?

[VP Baltar]

What's your favorite episode of Bullshit?

[RayFrost]

What is the sound of silence, and why is it so hard to capture in a bottle?

[ChannelDelibird]

Who would win in a fight between...

...an astronaut and a caveman?
...Harry Potter and Luke Skywalker?
...Wolverine and the Third Reich?

Purple or orange?

Do you ski?

[Debonair Danny DiPietro]

Hi! You may write a short "about me" before starting.

I think the below probably already summarizes most of it.

Where are you from?

Columbus, Ohio

What is your best skill?

Well it used to be I'd say math or statistics without a hesitation, but now that I work with people who are vastly better at those things that doesn't seem accurate to me. I really feel like I'm a jack of all trades anymore and am very good at most things with nothing standing out as exceptional to me.

What's your best accomplishment on MafiaScum?

Mmm, either Newbie 739 or South Park Mafia. My wins haven't been that glorious, really.

What is your hobby?

Video games and reading are the two big things

What's the most important thing in a friend?

Intelligence, if you can't keep up with me on a mental level we can be chill, but it's unlikely we'll be friends.

What's the most important thing in a co-worker?

Competency

Do you have any long-term project? Which one?

Not really, I live rather day to day

What other internet sites do you recommend us?

Library Thing is where I squander a fair amount of time trying to recall all the books I've read and picking up new recommendations.

Best thing about being a Mafia player?

The constant battle of wits.

Could you please tell us a joke?

Well when you put it like that, no.

You have $20k and a big house. Would you host a Meet? If yes, who would you invite first?

Not at the present time, don't feel comfortable enough with the community. Give me another three years or so.

How would your funeral be like?

Probably rather small and pretty boring. If I got to fantasy book my own funeral it'd probably involve fire and loud music though, I have a thing for garish.

Where would you travel first with $10k USD?

I'd rather save the 10k then spend it on travel, but if it could only be used on travel then probably Las Vegas

What is your biggest fear?

Lack of control

Can you speak anything in spanish?

Yes, but it'd be sad if I had to brush it off and actually try.

What language(s) do you speak?

English and high school level Spanish

What is your favorite word?

Too many to chose from, I’ll chose sassafras for now, but that’ll probably change within the week

What is your least favorite word?

Government

What turns you on?

Question needs context

What turns you off?

Hey, you finally changed this from “what turns you down” which didn’t make any sense, how nice. Still need context though

What sound do you love?

Let's go with the sound of a can of pop being opened, that's pretty nifty

What sound do you hate?

Cliché, but nails on chalkboard is really the worst sound ever

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Lawyer, which I considered briefly back in high school, but my skill set at the time said Statistician was a better choice. Now I’m not so sure.

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Doctor/Nurse, biology doesn’t really interest me and I’m not a people person either

What's your favorite curse word?

Fuck, Carlin explained why.

If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

I think I’d be happy just rating individual mention

Favorite...
...alcoholic drink?

White Russian

...non-alcoholic drink?

Diet Dr. Pepper

...food?

French Fries

...ice cream flavor?

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

...holiday?

Independence Day

...pet?

Bunny rabbit

...musician (yes, includes composers and performers)?

Ennio Morricone

...movie?

Rashomon or Phone Booth, depends on the day of the week

...actor?

Toshiro Mifune

...actress?

Anne Hathaway

...mafia role?

Serial Killer, all the fun of scum without having to trust a partner

...mafia alignment?

Scum, I’m crazy mediocre at finding scum so it’s better to be one.

...card game?

MTG, though like all proper Midwesterners I play a mean game of euchre as well

...online activity?

Fantasy Football

...game (pen-and-paper, electronic or whatever)?

I’ve been playing Rock Band and RB2 since they released nearly two years ago with no sign of stopping so it’s got to be that

...quote?

Walking on these streets, until the night falls, my life feels to me like the life they have. By day they're full of meaningless activity; by night they're full of a meaningless lack of it. By day I am nothing, and by night I am I. There is no difference between me and these streets, save they being streets and I a soul, which perhaps is irrelevant when we consider the essence of things. There is an equal, abstract destiny for men and for things; both have an equally indifferent designation in the algebra of the world's mystery. –Fernando Pessoa

[VP Baltar]

Would you play in Nuwen's euchre tournament?

[Debonair Danny DiPietro]

Whose start-over alt are you?

I'm flattered that you think my play and quick integration to the forums means I'm an alt instead of a regular noob. I'm just a observant and a very quick study.

What's your favorite episode of Bullshit?

Probably "Eat This" from Season One, the dieting half of the episode is pretty average, but the GE food section is absolutely phenomenal and Penn's ending monologue is extremely powerful.

What is the sound of silence, and why is it so hard to capture in a bottle?

I'd suggest there is no such thing as true silence and since it doesn't exist it cannot be caught.

...an astronaut and a caveman?

Astronaut, better physical condition and higher mental capacity.

...Harry Potter and Luke Skywalker?

Can a lightsaber reflect or absorb magic? If yes then Skywalker; if no then Potter.

...Wolverine and the Third Reich?

I'd assume Wolverine would adopt guerilla tactics and given his abilities and skill set he's almost unbeatable in that case.

Purple or orange?

Purple.

Do you ski?

I have more efficient ways to break my leg.

Would you play in Nuwen's euchre tournament?

As long as I didn't get stuck with a crappy partner.

[VP Baltar]

Are you

cool

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What are the best five novels you have ever read?

What's the fastest you have ever driven a car?

What is more important, personal integrity or keeping your job?

[PokerFace]

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[RayFrost]

What do you think of what PokerFace just posted?

How funny do you find the humor in this forum?

How long does it take for division by 0 to open holes in the fabric of reality, from which mutant imaginary numbers will devour us all?

[Cobalt]

Is it Gutsman?

[Debonair Danny DiPietro]

Are you

cool

?

Not even remotely.

What are the best five novels you have ever read?

I'm going to cheat since a little on one of them...

The Death Gate Cycle (series) - Weis and Hickman
Job: A Comedy of Justice - Heinlein
1984 - Orwell
Of Mice and Men - Steinbeck
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress - Heinlein

What's the fastest you have ever driven a car?

I think I've had my Honda up around 110 before, maybe even higher.

What is more important, personal integrity or keeping your job?

I had to think for a decent while before I could come up with a scenario (being asked to falsify data/results) where I'd be asked to compromise my integrity in my line of work. I see this as being impossible in a practical sense anyways. First, nearly everything we do is reviewed by at least three other people, then I have access to three different manages directly right above me and could reasonably get in touch with three levels of management above them. The amount of people who would have to be on board with such an attempt is effectively impossible.

All that being said, I think if I was brazenly asked to do such a thing after going through several channels to attempt to report them for such behavior then I'd tell them to take a hike.

[Debonair Danny DiPietro]

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What do you think of what PokerFace just posted?

It was phenomenal. Succinct, but with an emotional depth you can't hope to comprehend.

How funny do you find the humor in this forum?

The quality of troll here sucks and there's no decent counter-trolls. Occasionally some will be on point with a joke, but it appears to mostly be in-jokes which for obvious reasons lack mass appeal.

How long does it take for division by 0 to open holes in the fabric of reality, from which mutant imaginary numbers will devour us all?

Instantaneously, thank goodness we can't divide by zero.

Is it Gutsman?

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?