King Of The Hill

[ah2190]

I

DISPUTE

that claim.

[RayFrost]

I already

WTFPWNED

you, Ah, you can't dispute! I win this case, and the cash prize of $500,000,000,000,000. I split it half & half with MM, and we each become rulers of the world

[mask man]

When will the approach drown the radio bomb?
When does her barrel deprive the seventh?
But despite our current position I am still in favor of the frosted flakes, why can't the dip snack?

vote:xylbot

[RayFrost]

vote: xylbot

bandwagon FTW

WTFPWN: ah2190

[ah2190]

Wrong move.

[RayFrost]

Whatcha gonna do? try an' hit me the round after this one?

[saberwolf]

Ah:

Original Roll String: 1d20

1 20-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

RF:

Original Roll String: 1d20

1 20-Sided Dice: (14) = 14

MM:

Original Roll String: 1d20

1 20-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

Ah:

Original Roll String: 1d20

1 20-Sided Dice: (11) = 11

RF:

Original Roll String: 1d20

1 20-Sided Dice: (20) = 20

MM:

Original Roll String: 1d20

1 20-Sided Dice: (11) = 11

[saberwolf]

TURN 3 RESULTS

Ah begins his climb up the hill yet again, while RayFrost patiently waits for him to dare approach the top again. With an outstretch of his arms towards the sky, mask man yells out, "I AM KING OF THE HILL!". Realising he probably looked stupid for doing so, he then lowers his arms and stands around. Ah2190, suspecting that one of them probably was waiting for him to climb so that they could attack him, decided to wait it out on the middle of the hill, glaring at RayFrost as he did so. Rayfrost, deciding he had nothing better to do, decides to redundantly wait as well, and stare twice as hard back at ah2190.

That concludes turn 3. Turn 4 starts now.

[saberwolf]

ah2190:

Original Roll String: 1d20

1 20-Sided Dice: (15) = 15

MM:

Original Roll String: 1d20

1 20-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

RF:

Original Roll String: 1d20

1 20-Sided Dice: (14) = 14

ah2190:

Original Roll String: 1d20

1 20-Sided Dice: (18) = 18

MM:

Original Roll String: 1d20

1 20-Sided Dice: (8) = 8

RF:

Original Roll String: 1d20

1 20-Sided Dice: (11) = 11

[saberwolf]

TURN 4 RESULTS

Mask man takes over wait watch and lets RayFrost take a break. RayFrost takes this time to prance around, flailing his arms like the flaming homosexual. "Oh, look at ME! I'm King of this hill!" he cried out in glee. Mask man gave him an odd look of disgust as he continues to wait. Finally, mask man glimpses ah2190, puffing and panting as he crawls up the hill. Apparently somebody has been eating too many Twinkies on the couch. Just how much he's out of shape though, is very apparent, when no sooner did ah2190 step on the top of the hill....mask man gives him a gigantic push, sending him falling backwards, bashing himself in every area of his pudgy body as he falls to the very bottom of the hill. Poor ah2190 came nowhere close to attempting to defending himself, or even attacking mask man with his intended super attack for that matter. The only thing worse than what just occurred was what happened next. RayFrost ceased what he was doing, and before mask man even knew it, RayFrost had thrown himself into mask man's arms. When asked what he was doing, RayFrost claimed he was "defending mask man from a possible attack by ah2190". Disgusted, mask man drops RayFrost, and the two of them remain standing on the top of the hill, while ah2190 waves his arms helplessly in the air, unable to roll over or get up as he lies on his back at the bottom of the hill.

That's turn 4. turn 5 starts now.

[RayFrost]

R

O

F

L

M

A

O

!

!

!

!

[mask man]

oh my god this rapes.

[12Keyblade]

/in! Please?

[saberwolf]

TURN RESULTS...

Well, not a very exciting round. After a rigorous workout, ah2190, followed by his fitness coach, 12Keyblade, climbed together to the top of the hill, where RayFrost stood, waiting for them both. Things might get a little interesting now...will 12Keyblade side with ah2190 to even things up, or will the poor fellow continue to be ganged up on by everyone else playing?

Turn 7 starts now. MM, next time remember to PM me. Once again, anyone is welcome to join...I'd like to see more players.

[mask man]

Are you sure your box was never full, saber?

[mask man]

EBWOP:
OMG-I-Suck

[joe478]

/in please

[RayFrost]

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XD (the laughter is understood by specific people)

[Danix]

/in please

/in ??

This a king of the hill game, there is no /in

you just randomly spank people to make them leave the hill, something like this:

Hey Rayfrost !

GETTA OUTA HERE OR I WILL SMACK YOUR CHIN SO HARD THAT YOU'RE CLOTHES WILL FLY OUTTA YOUR BODY !

Thta's how it'sa done


EDIT: if you're making a diffrent game in this thread, please don't use othere people's thread, why don't you create your own ? This is king of the hill, not a diffrent fancy game right?

[Kairyuu]

/checks beginning of thread

/remembers this game

/notes people attempting to change it

/ignores them

/starts over

I find a hill. I climb said hill. I summon beings from the abyss to guard said hill.

My hill.

[mask man]

We didn't try. We did.

[saberwolf]

when original creator leaves us to our own devices, and we start to lose interest in the current idea, we must evolve and try new things. What we have going is still KOTH, it's still entertaining, and it could very well lead to new official games if we ever decided if one round was better than any of the rest. While round 1 was fun, I found it lead to less creativity and strategy [although i know not all games need require it]. People have responded well to round two and three.

[Kairyuu]

My hill has yet to be taken from me.

Also, the form of King of the Hill that this was originally designed to be is based entirely around creativity. There is no strategy involved. It's just a fun little game where you take turns taking the hill. Why implement structure into an inherently unstructured game?

Still, fact remains that the hill is mine, and you guys need to fight off my guards if you want to try to take it.

[mask man]

*mask man does nothing to stop Kairyuu from keeping the hill and, infact, doesn't even climb up it. Instead he stays on the better hill.

[RayFrost]

Eh, we did hijack this thread. Why not just move this into a different thread to leave the original as it was?