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In this game, you think up of creative ways to take away the hill from someone.

Example:
Player 1: Sits on the hill.
Player 2: I knock Player 2 off the hill. Now it's mine!
Player 1: Comes back with a tuba. The results are disastrous, but the hill is mine again!
Player 3: Kicks Player 1 off of the hill.

And so on and so forth.

So, let me start.

I find a hill and sit down. MY HILL!

*DeeJay is kicked off the hill for double-posting this topic*

*I step up*

*writes yabbaguy's name in his notebook and watches him die of a heart attack 40 seconds later before proudly taking over the hill*

Nah, that was just me crashing for the night. I know, I'm very loud when I yawn.

*takes pen and stabs MM*

My hill.

I use my mind powers to relocate the hill to underneath where I am currently standing.

Bow before d3x, the Hill King!

The is actually a volcano, and erupts, killing d3x. My volcano.

*transforms volcano back into hill and throws the dead body of Mikami at Chenhsi, who falls down the hill*
*runs up hill and hugs the tree at the top*

The tree falls and crushes you.

My hill.

The tree then rolls and flattens you.
My hill.

I try to push a pen from one of mask mans ears to the other.

I succeed in that

my hill

Two words. Tactical nuke. I fire the Redeemer at the hill. Bye-bye myko.

My smoking crater.

sorry, had to go to the toilet, did I miss something?


how rude, a nuke... why make such a mess? Such a troublemaker should be cleaned up. I advice him not to try to stay alive too long. after that I peel of Kai's skin, while he still tries to stay alive. Tsss, he should have listened.

after that, I cut the now dead body into pieces, after which I deposit all the solid stuff in a bin. Then I rinse away the blood with loads of water.

yes, my own clean hill!

Since I am the physical embodiment of violence and destruction, my body reforms itself, grabs the nearest wood chipper and shoves myko through it. At this point my brain begins to function again, allowing me to speak in the first person. I notice the little bits of myko laying around on the hill, so I decide to torch them.

My hill!

I cut Kairyuu's head away. Now he has to go for the hospital

my hill

I set the hill on fire, burning Charhel to death. My hill.

I climb to the top of the hill without doing anything to chenhsi.
our hill?

I start a picnic with chensi and mask man.

our hill!

all 3 of them get food poisoning and are dying. I call an ambulence to take them to a hospital and claim the hill while they are rushed away.

I arrive at the hill and thank saberwolf, sitting down

*eats hill and residents*

My... err... meal?

I kick Reecer out of the hospital, and claim the hospital.

My hospital.

gets the game back on track by claiming the hill...by himself...for now...

*destroys hospital*

My hill.

*saberwolf protests at the irrelevancy of this, so I knock him unconscious then legitimately claim the hill*

I give yabba a present. after driving a car 600 miles away, yabba opens his present, revealing it to be 7 atomic bombs. I go back to the hill, noticing it's not a hill anymore, just a VERY, VERY deep crater. I dig even deeper into it, proclaming it's MY 500 mile deep hole.

An earthquake kills Reecer, and I claim the now 1000 mile deep hole.