King Of The Hill

[Drench]

I send everyone to the freighter to rescue them, then move the island using the Frozen Wheel.

My overused and unfunny joke based on a television series.

[mask man]

then a wizard came along and revived all the corpses on the Hill....
Thus began the rise and second age of Farmenia, Land of the Hill.

[chenhsi]

I gate in several demons that conquer the land surrounding the hill. They then besiege the hill.

My siege.

[saberwolf]

I make a deal witht he devil and gain dominion over the spawn AND the hill

My stuff

[Reecer6]

I drive a car literally through the hill, making it collapse, and killing saberwolf.

MY smaller hill with stuff.

[saberwolf]

I come out of the wreckage, and throttle reecer6 until he chokes to death, and rebuild the hill to my desire

my repaired hill

[chenhsi]

The hill collapses, conveniently killing saberwolf.

My hill.

[mask man]

I walk up the hill to join chenhsi
"Indeed, these be harsh times..."

[chenhsi]

Push mask man off. My hill.

[mask man]

I walk up the hill again.
"All is forgiven."
"Indeed. harsh times... Would you like a cookie?"

[saberwolf]

* chenhsi declines the cookie...suddenly a hand bursts out of the ground and grabs chenhsi's ankle and drags him down into the ground, buries him alive, and saberwolf himself emerges out of the ground and pats the ground down and places a nice tombstone while eating mask man's cookie, giving him temporary immunity in the next post targeted at him.*

our hill, less a cookie

[chenhsi]

I magically create another larger hill. My awesome hill.

[saberwolf]

*takes command of the hill and creates his own dwelling and gets the land rights and everything*

my hobbit dwelling

[yabbaguy]

*smashes the dwelling and builds a giant 30-story mall on it*

My retail estate.

[saberwolf]

*come with a wrecking ball and demolishes it*

my wreckage

[chenhsi]

Loots wreckage. My wreckage.

[saberwolf]

*shoos chenhsi away while reclaiming the wreckage*

my worthless wreckage

[chenhsi]

*burns the wreckage and steals the smoke and ashes*

[saberwolf]

*pees on the smouldering mound, and gets rid of the smoke and ashes*

rebuilds his condo


my hill and condo

[chenhsi]

*steals the air so no one else can breathe*

My air.

[saberwolf]

*walks up to chenhsi in a scuba divers outfit and knocks him out with the oxygen tank, and reclaims the air*

our air

[mask man]

*breathes*
Our air, indeed.

[animorpherv1]

I nuke the world.


we all die.

[saberwolf]

*morphs out of his cockroach form and looks around*

my nuked and lonely world :'(

[mask man]

I somehow lived.
I magically recreate the world, with me and saberwolf's current location being a large hill with the kingdom Farmenia atop it.