King Of The Hill

[Kairyuu]

I summon Cthulu from the hole to kill chenhsi.

My pit of darkness.

[chenhsi]

I magically push the darkness away, to around me. My darkness.

[Josephine Bateman]

You have... chose poorly. Now you won't see me when I slit your throat.

My darkness.

[Reecer6]

You're gonna be eaten by a Grue!
*chomp*
too late.
My flat plain with no darkness!

[saberwolf]

comes with a construction team and an assasin. The assasin kills reecer while the construction team levels the whole and builds a multi-million dollar condo, and I claim it.

My condo

[Josephine Bateman]

I've been speaking with my real estate agent, and she tells me you don't have the right permits for a full-scale condo. The fine: death.

My abandoned condo.

[Drench]

I hit the nuke with a rock until everything cuts to...white.

My mind-fuckery TV show, thank you very much.

[saberwolf]

takes the show off the air


my white static

[chenhsi]

*colors the static red*

my RED static

[saberwolf]

*cuts chensi to pieces and uses his blood to make it even redder*

MY red static

[chenhsi]

The spirit of Spelling-Names-Correctly comes and kills saberwolf.

My red static.

[yabbaguy]

*falls into the pit of darkness, then Shifts just like the online game of the same name and winds up on top*

My 1000-mile high hill.

[Kairyuu]

I take a potato chip . . . and EAT IT.

I do this while writing yabbaguy's name in my death note.

My hill!

[mykonian]

I pull a hair out of Kairyuu's head.

and another one.

and then a handful of hairs.

I start pulling on one of his fingers, until I pull it of his hand with a loud "pop"

I pull another one out. After I have finished with both his hands, Kai begs for death.


I give it to him, by making a whole in his belly by punching hard in it, after which I enter it again and let my hand move up his chest, so I can pull his heart out.

my hill

[saberwolf]

I climb to the top of the hill and sit down...mykonian feels uncontent, and leaves on an epic journey in the belief that somewhere out there is a bigger hill to control...I peacefully meditate on the hill, secure in the knowledge that I have already found it.


My hill

[mask man]

I climb the hill and meditate peacefully with saberwolf.

[chenhsi]

I kill mask man and saberwolf, and meditate peacefully with their dead bodies. My hill.

[mask man]

[3:33:05] <@XylBot> ||| MAFIABOT || saberwolf has been killed. |||
[3:33:05] <@XylBot> ||| MAFIABOT || saberwolf was a Retired Arsonist (town). |||
[3:33:05] <@XylBot> ||| MAFIABOT || mask_man has been killed. |||
[3:33:05] <@XylBot> ||| MAFIABOT || mask_man has returned to life! |||
/msg xylbot mafiakill chenhsi

[saberwolf]

*mourns the loss of his stunt double and rejoins mask man on the hill*

our hill

[mask man]

/me raises the axe from behind saberwolf....
...
I can't do it...
*lays the axe down infront of saberwolf.

I proclaim this hill, Farmenia!

Hail Farmenia,
The hill of greatness.
Hail Farmenia,
Twas born hateless.

The bard Song, sharp as Athem.
Farmenia, a land of free.
With proclamation, this song shall be,
Our Anthem.

To those that enter,
Bring only peace.
Thee that regret her,
Thou art obese.

He who bring war,
We have no doubt,
You're a fucking whore,
Now GTFO!

With this song, I proclaim our country.
And with this axe, I proclaim our boardering of the ShadowLands.
*Throws axe to the foot of the hill*

The first Age of Farmenia has begun!

[saberwolf]

*shoots chenhsi with his shotgun before he can finish typing his next post*

MY pre-emptive strike

[mask man]

*stops bullets with Elf Magix0r*
This be free land,
And besides that, you failed.

[saberwolf]

awwes

*hits mask man with the shotgun....in his mind*

*puts the shotgun away and has a nice day on the hill with mask man*

[mask man]

Forever this great hill shall be rules by only the people,
however that does not stop equal roles of power with different meanings.

saberwolf shall become the shotgun guard. and I, the peace negotiator!
All are welcome to join our land, or get headshot'd.

[Kairyuu]

Calling upon my psionic prowess, I efortlessly force-choke both mask man and saberwolf from outside of shotgun range. I then take the conveniently placed

plot device

axe and use it to chop them into little pieces staining the ground red with their blood.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

My hill!