King Of The Hill

[StrangerCoug]

I shoot both saberwolf and his courier.

My hill.

[chenhsi]

In an alternate universe: My hill.

[yabbaguy]

*StrangerCoug's gun misfires on him and kills him*

*chenhsi crashes back to reality, and off of his alternate hill in the process*

My actual hill.

[chenhsi]

The hill and yabbaguy fall into a black hole. My black hole.

[banana 563]

That's just a normal hole that looks black. *Pushes chenhsi through the hole so he can see what's on the other side. In the meantime, I go and claim the hill.

My hill.

[doctor no]

I eat ALL 563 Bananas, Yummy
My Hill

[StrangerCoug]

doctor no loses a malpractice lawsuit and commits suicide.

My quack-free hill.

[mask man]

I shoot the round speaker in the eye.
My hill.

[chenhsi]

I die on the hill. My ghost kills everyone who goes near.

[yabbaguy]

Gee I wonder

who I'm going to call.

*chenhsi is disposed of*

*shoots mask man in the eye*

*shrinks hill so that only one person can inhabit it*

My solitary hill. None of this joint rule crap.

[banana 563]

*Grows hill but uh oh, a bit too much and now the whole world is on the hill. To solve this problem I tell chenhsi that his hole actually is a black one, and the hill gets sucked into the votex of doooom. But then at the last moment I quickly say "Oh wait, no, it was just a regular hole, and then the hole goes "Oh, OK" and there's enough hill left to be able to stand on the top so that's good. Now I stand on it and claim the hill, but it's our hill, right Yab? Yab? Ah, he probably got sucked into the black hole. Oh well, all the more for me!

My hill.

[StrangerCoug]

I shove banana 563 in a blender and claim the hill.

[saberwolf]

I send SC on an errand to find me a new blender and temporarily claim the hill

[banana 563]

I disguaise myself as SC and pretend to be bringing you a blender but it's actually a bomb haha you're dead now so there but if you think I should be dead too then actually I ran away really fast when the bomb blew up so there haha.

I claim the hill. My hill.

[yabbaguy]

*in the same spastic fit he was in 113, banana has a seizure and falls off the hill*

My hill.

[banana 563]

In-response(to)Yab's"post", I /use #a *load[of] {punctuation}In:This=post!

Then I grab all the commas and dashes and whatnot, and throw them in a pile over him so he suffocates.

My hill.

[saberwolf]

*shakes his head as he watches yet another one of his stunt doubles die*

sends himself back into the warzone and pours chocolate sauce all over banana...which turns out to be coloured cement. I push banana over the edge and he rolls into the sea

my hill

summons mask man to his side

our hill

[crypto]

I nuke the hill. GG.

[banana 563]

GG.

[mask man]

Yep. Well that sucked. Where's the link to the highscore board?

[saberwolf]

*scored so high that he gained an extra life*

My hill

[StrangerCoug]

I force-feed saberwolf cyanide. Twice.

My hill.

[saberwolf]

Can't force feed me anything if you've been nuked

My hill, still, twice

[mask man]

Lol I gained an extra life too. Our hill!

[StrangerCoug]

Yeah, right. *blows both of you up*

My hill, all to myself.