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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:27 am

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In this game, you think up of creative ways to take away the hill from someone.

Example:
Player 1: Sits on the hill.
Player 2: I knock Player 2 off the hill. Now it's mine!
Player 1: Comes back with a tuba. The results are disastrous, but the hill is mine again!
Player 3: Kicks Player 1 off of the hill.

And so on and so forth.

So, let me start.

I find a hill and sit down. MY HILL!
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:17 am

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*DeeJay is kicked off the hill for double-posting this topic*

*I step up*
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:37 pm

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*writes yabbaguy's name in his notebook and watches him die of a heart attack 40 seconds later before proudly taking over the hill*
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The monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!

The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:53 am

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Nah, that was just me crashing for the night. I know, I'm very loud when I yawn.

*takes pen and stabs MM*

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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:59 am

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I use my mind powers to relocate the hill to underneath where I am currently standing.

Bow before d3x, the Hill King!
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:29 am

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The is actually a volcano, and erupts, killing d3x. My
hill
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I lost the game.
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:19 am

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*transforms volcano back into hill and throws the dead body of Mikami at Chenhsi, who falls down the hill*
*runs up hill and hugs the tree at the top*
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The monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!

The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:22 pm

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The tree falls and crushes you.

My hill.
I lost the game.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:37 pm

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The tree then rolls and flattens you.
My hill.
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The monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!

The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:09 pm

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I try to push a pen from one of mask mans ears to the other.

I succeed in that :twisted:

my hill
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:19 pm

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Two words. Tactical nuke. I fire the Redeemer at the hill. Bye-bye myko.

My
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smoking crater.
Because, no matter how you dress it up, that's what the world is. A community of idiots doing a series of things until the world explodes and we all die.
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:58 pm

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sorry, had to go to the toilet, did I miss something?


how rude, a nuke... why make such a mess? Such a troublemaker should be cleaned up. I advice him not to try to stay alive too long. after that I peel of Kai's skin, while he still tries to stay alive. Tsss, he should have listened.

after that, I cut the now dead body into pieces, after which I deposit all the solid stuff in a bin. Then I rinse away the blood with loads of water.

yes, my own clean hill!
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:19 pm

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Since I am the physical embodiment of violence and destruction, my body reforms itself, grabs the nearest wood chipper and shoves myko through it. At this point my brain begins to function again, allowing me to speak in the first person. I notice the little bits of myko laying around on the hill, so I decide to torch them.

My hill!
Because, no matter how you dress it up, that's what the world is. A community of idiots doing a series of things until the world explodes and we all die.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:39 pm

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I cut Kairyuu's head away. Now he has to go for the hospital :twisted:

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one would hardly have joy without another's suffering, no?
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:01 am

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I set the hill on fire, burning Charhel to death. My hill.
I lost the game.
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:05 pm

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I climb to the top of the hill without doing anything to chenhsi.
our hill?
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The monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!

The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:02 am

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I start a picnic with chensi and mask man.

our hill! :)
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:30 am

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all 3 of them get food poisoning and are dying. I call an ambulence to take them to a hospital and claim the hill while they are rushed away.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:36 am

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I arrive at the hill and thank saberwolf, sitting down
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The monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!

The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:05 am

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*eats hill and residents*

My... err... meal?
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:24 am

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I kick Reecer out of the hospital, and claim the hospital.

My hospital.
I lost the game.
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:04 pm

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gets the game back on track by claiming the hill...by himself...for now...
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:03 am

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*destroys hospital*

My hill.

*saberwolf protests at the irrelevancy of this, so I knock him unconscious then legitimately claim the hill*
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:19 am

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I give yabba a present. after driving a car 600 miles away, yabba opens his present, revealing it to be 7 atomic bombs. I go back to the hill, noticing it's not a hill anymore, just a VERY, VERY deep crater. I dig even deeper into it, proclaming it's MY 500 mile deep hole.
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:59 pm

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An earthquake kills Reecer, and I claim the now 1000 mile deep hole.
I lost the game.
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