GTKAS - Charter

[Andycyca]

Hi! You may write a short "about me" before starting.

Where are you from?
What is your best skill?
What's your best accomplishment on MafiaScum?
What is your hobby?
What's the most important thing in a friend?
What's the most important thing in a co-worker?
Do you have any long-term project? Which one?
What other internet sites do you recommend us?
Best thing about being a Mafia player?
Could you please tell us a joke?
You have $20k and a big house. Would you host a Meet? If yes, who would you invite first?
How would your funeral be like?
Where would you travel first with $10k USD?
What inspires you?
What turns you down?
What is your biggest fear?
Can you speak anything in spanish?
What language(s) do you speak?
Favorite...
...alcoholic drink?
...non-alcoholic drink?
...food?
...ice cream flavor?
...holiday?
...pet?
...musician (yes, includes composers and performers)?
...movie?
...actor?
...actress?
...mafia role?
...mafia alignment?
...card game?
...online activity?
...game (pen-and-paper, electronic or whatever)?
Who on this queue would you like to see here next week?

[charter]

Hi! You may write a short "about me" before starting.

My name is Chris. I'm 22 years old. I'm pretty tall (6'7") and like to play basketball/volleyball/football. One time in high school I tried walking around like I was 5'6" and I was scared because I couldn't see on top of the lockers.

Where are you from?

I live in Charlottesville, Virginia

What is your best skill?

Ummm, I'm pretty good at cooking

What's your best accomplishment on MafiaScum?

Probably improving my game quite a bit since I've started

What is your hobby?

I like to play basketball

What's the most important thing in a friend?

Trust/dependability

What's the most important thing in a co-worker?

Probably the same thing

Do you have any long-term project? Which one?

Working on building myself a nice entertainment system

What other internet sites do you recommend us? http://googlefight.com/
Best thing about being a Mafia player?

Catching scumbags

Could you please tell us a joke?

I'm drawing blanks right now

You have $20k and a big house. Would you host a Meet? If yes, who would you invite first?

Of course. First would probably be Kmd4390 or Yaw, but I'd invite everyone obviously.

How would your funeral be like?

Haven't thought about this, but I guess have it so people remember me.

Where would you travel first with $10k USD?

Climb Mount Everest

What inspires you?

My family

What turns you down?

Douchebags and cops

What is your biggest fear?

The noise alarm clocks make

Can you speak anything in spanish?

No. Once at a Mexican restaurant with friends I asked what "Chips y salsa" was by saying "what is chips why salsa"

What language(s) do you speak?

English, and a tiny bit of German

Favorite...
...alcoholic drink?

Anything with watermelon vodka

...non-alcoholic drink?

Coke or Sprite

...food?

This is tough. It's a three way tie between steak, pizza, and swedish fish.

...ice cream flavor?

Phish food

...holiday?

Christmas

...pet?

We've only ever had a couple of cats, so I guess cats

...musician (yes, includes composers and performers)?

Still kind of obsessed with Girl Talk

...movie?

Office Space

...actor?

Harrison Ford

...actress?

Jessica Alba

...mafia role?

Hider

...mafia alignment?

Town

...card game?

Freecell

...online activity?

Playing mafia

...game (pen-and-paper, electronic or whatever)?

Monopoly

Who on this queue would you like to see here next week?

Sudo_Nym

[DrippingGoofball]

If you were incarcerated, for what crime would you like it to be?

[Adel]

which julia dales performance you you prefer:
in the car
or
at the high school talent show
?

have you listened to Dark Night of the Soul yet?

once you do, what do you think of it?

[Sudo_Nym]

How often do you spent time bent in supplication to my greatness? Frequently?

[Simenon]

Favorite novelist?
Playwright?
Poet?

[Kmd4390]

Favorite person to play mafia with?
Least favorite?
Favorite Mod?
Least favorite?
(Include names on all)

[charter]

If you were incarcerated, for what crime would you like it to be?

An awesome car chase.

which julia dales performance you you prefer:
in the car
or
at the high school talent show
?

have you listened to Dark Night of the Soul yet?

once you do, what do you think of it?

The first one. It would be the second if there wasn't this chick cheering really loud right by the camera.
I had not listened to that. I got about ten minutes in and stopped, it was basically background noise.

How often do you spent time bent in supplication to my greatness? Frequently?

I don't spend any time doing this. Sorry.

Favorite novelist?
Playwright?
Poet?

Novelist is probably Clive Cussler. I really haven't read many books since the middle school era.
I don't really have a favorite playwright, definately not Shakespeare though, did not like memorizing his stuff for plays in school.
Same thing with poet, but I don't really read poetry.

Favorite person to play mafia with?

Three way tie between you, Llama, and Elvis Knits. The end of that family guy game was incredibly fun.

Least favorite?

zoneace

Favorite Mod?

Maybe Xyl. I don't think anyone but him got the top post on a page

Least favorite?

Sensfan, though Zwet is trying his hardest to take this

(Include names on all)

[ortolan]

at 6'7", are you well built or skinny (or fat ). Do you have any back problems?

[charter]

at 6'7", are you well built or skinny (or fat ). Do you have any back problems?

I used to be just skin and bones, but now I'm lean. I have a little scoliosis, but pretty sure everyone this height does.

[ortolan]

yer I probably have a fucked spine also and I'm not even that tall (6'2" or so)

Why are zwets and SensFan your least favourite mods? Why is Zoneace your least favourite player? Why is Xyl your favourite mod?

[charter]

yer I probably have a fucked spine also and I'm not even that tall (6'2" or so)

Why are zwets and SensFan your least favourite mods? Why is Zoneace your least favourite player? Why is Xyl your favourite mod?

Sensfan because he modkilled me for something dumb. Zwet, the game is ongoing, but he's doing his best to ruin it. Zoneace because he has the brain of a weevil and just insults everyone nonstop. Xyl because he had correct votecounts at the top of literally every page, no mod errors, just a fast and efficient game.

[Xylthixlm]

yer I probably have a fucked spine also and I'm not even that tall (6'2" or so)

Why are zwets and SensFan your least favourite mods? Why is Zoneace your least favourite player? Why is Xyl your favourite mod?

Sensfan because he modkilled me for something dumb. Zwet, the game is ongoing, but he's doing his best to ruin it. Zoneace because he has the brain of a weevil and just insults everyone nonstop. Xyl because he had correct votecounts at the top of literally every page, no mod errors, just a fast and efficient game.

I've gotten lazier since then.

[elvis_knits]

What is your favorite place on The Corner?

What is your favorite place to eat in C-ville?

Did you go to the dog show this weekend (at foxfield)?

Have you ever killed a snake?

[VP Baltar]

Would you drink watermelon vodka in chocolate milk?

Do you know how to make Pad Thai? What is your favorite receipe?

[Nuwen]

On the vodka note, have you ever made your own watermelon schnapps?

[charter]

What is your favorite place on The Corner?

Probably Little Johns.

What is your favorite place to eat in C-ville?

Kind of lame, but the Christians on the downtown mall

Did you go to the dog show this weekend (at foxfield)?

I did not

Have you ever killed a snake?

Not that I can remember

Would you drink watermelon vodka in chocolate milk?

I don't really drink milk, so probably not

Do you know how to make Pad Thai? What is your favorite receipe?

I do know how to make it, but I don't, so I don't have a favorite receipe for it.

On the vodka note, have you ever made your own watermelon schnapps?

I have not

[VP Baltar]

Sorry, favorite receipe was a separate line of questioning. What is your favorite receipe in general?

Have you ever eaten an egg over easy on top of french toast?

Papa Johns or Pizza Hut?

[Nuwen]

You should give it a shot (hah). Soak chunks of watermelon flesh in vodka at a ratio of 8 ounces watermelon to 8 ounces vodka. Add 1/4 of a lime rind for every 8 ounces of vodka (or watermelon, whatever). Best done alternating lime/lemon rind, with the end result having more lime than lemon (24 ounces vodka:24 ounces melon:1/2 lime rind:1/4 lemon rind). Let that sit for a week in an

airtight glass

container. Add an extra week if you exceed 6 total cups of vodka (48 ounces, ~32 shots).

Towards the tail end of your steeping time, create a sugar syrup using 1 part water to half a part sugar. Boil until you have a solution equal in volume to the amount of water used. You'll need 1/3 of a cup of syrup for every 1 cup of vodka. Don't allow this sugar solution to spend more than 24 hours in the open and

do not stick it in the fridge

.

Strain all melon and rinds, ensuring that you squeeze all remaining flesh until it's dessicated and sad. Mix remaining vodka with slightly-warmed syrup solution. Age for for at least three weeks but not longer than a month.

You'll like it.

[Fritzler]

Have you ever seen GT live?

If so, pretty sweet huh?

[charter]

Sorry, favorite receipe was a separate line of questioning. What is your favorite receipe in general?

Recipe for homemade kielbasa. The sweat you pour in to making it makes it taste so good.

Have you ever eaten an egg over easy on top of french toast?

I'm not a big french toast guy, so I have not

Papa Johns or Pizza Hut?

Pizza Hut lunch buffet is good, but if it's any other form of Pizza Hut food (including their dreadful pasta) then Papa Johns is definately better.

You should give it a shot (hah). Soak chunks of watermelon flesh in vodka at a ratio of 8 ounces watermelon to 8 ounces vodka. Add 1/4 of a lime rind for every 8 ounces of vodka (or watermelon, whatever). Best done alternating lime/lemon rind, with the end result having more lime than lemon (24 ounces vodka:24 ounces melon:1/2 lime rind:1/4 lemon rind). Let that sit for a week in an

airtight glass

container. Add an extra week if you exceed 6 total cups of vodka (48 ounces, ~32 shots).

Towards the tail end of your steeping time, create a sugar syrup using 1 part water to half a part sugar. Boil until you have a solution equal in volume to the amount of water used. You'll need 1/3 of a cup of syrup for every 1 cup of vodka. Don't allow this sugar solution to spend more than 24 hours in the open and

do not stick it in the fridge

.

Strain all melon and rinds, ensuring that you squeeze all remaining flesh until it's dessicated and sad. Mix remaining vodka with slightly-warmed syrup solution. Age for for at least three weeks but not longer than a month.

You'll like it.

I might try it some time. I'm just afraid I will forget about it and discover it decomposing three months later.

Have you ever seen GT live?

I have

If so, pretty sweet huh?

Definately, I'd say third best concert I've been to.

[Sudo_Nym]

As a fellow member of the Over Six Feet Tall Club, do you believe its time for us to mobilize and enslave all the inferior short people who surround us? If so, why? If not, why not? When would be the proper time to enslave everyone under six feet tall?

[charter]

As a fellow member of the Over Six Feet Tall Club, do you believe its time for us to mobilize and enslave all the inferior short people who surround us? If so, why? If not, why not? When would be the proper time to enslave everyone under six feet tall?

I do. I have had it with short people cutting me off. I have had it with kids with the damn wheelie shoes in the grocery store wheeling around. I say now is the proper time to enslave the short people, why wait any longer?

[Sudo_Nym]

As a fellow member of the Over Six Feet Tall Club, do you believe its time for us to mobilize and enslave all the inferior short people who surround us? If so, why? If not, why not? When would be the proper time to enslave everyone under six feet tall?

I do. I have had it with short people cutting me off. I have had it with kids with the damn wheelie shoes in the grocery store wheeling around. I say now is the proper time to enslave the short people, why wait any longer?

So its settled. Everyone under 6 feet tall is expected to turn themselves in for slave-collar fitting immediately. Remember, if you don't show up early, we can't guarantee you'll get a size that fits correctly.

[charter]

I've already assigned the position of official bacon frier to Ether. Still taking applications for royal burger meister and beverage chiller.