GTKAS - Goatrevolt

[Andycyca]

Hi! You may write a short "about me" before starting.

Where are you from?
What is your best skill?
What is your hobby?
What's the most important thing in a friend?
What's the most important thing in a co-worker?
Do you have ay long-term project? Which one?
You have $20k and a big house. Would you host a Meet? If yes, who would you invite first?
Favorite...
...alcoholic drink?
...non-alcoholic drink?
...food?
...musician (yes, includes composers and performers)?
...mafia role?
...mafia alignment?
...card game?
...online activity?
...game (pen-and-paper, electronic or whatever)?

[Oman]

Where are you? Haven't seen you since OOTS.

[forbiddanlight]

Hi!

Why? (Why not/because are not acceptable answers)

Do you enjoy rope?

[Korts]

What is your favourite/least favourite scumtell?

[Jahudo]

Favorite / least favorite school subject?

Worst / best job you ever had?

If your life was a role PM, what would be your flavor, night action and win condition?

[Elias_the_thief]

124?

[populartajo]

Obligatory alpaca-goat-

frog

question. Pick one. And why.
Edit: Hoopla is right

[Hoopla]

It's a frog!

[populartajo]

Oh and Happy Birthday Hoopla!

[Goatrevolt]

I'm Brian. I'm a computer science major at Virginia Tech, however I do not enjoy computer science, at least as far as classes are concerned. Alas! I'm pretty deep in the major (1 semester to go!) so I'm toughing it out at this point, and hoping to get a decent job afterward.

Where are you from?

Born in Michigan, but I've lived most of my life in Virginia.

What is your best skill?

I HAVE GOOD PEOPLE SKILLS. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT. I don't know what direction this question is going for, but I'm going to say I am easy to get along with, which limits controversy and problems.

What is your hobby?

Gaming of any variety. Video games, Mafia, card games, I'll even whip out some board games.

What's the most important thing in a friend?

Hm...I'm going to say ability to relate/common interests. In essence, something to actually spend time together with.

What's the most important thing in a co-worker?

Dependability.

Do you have ay long-term project? Which one?

Graduating from college has turned into a long-term project, oho!

You have $20k and a big house. Would you host a Meet? If yes, who would you invite first?

Probably not, because I am far too lazy for planning an event. But if I did, I would invite Kison/Cicero/Forbiddan/LlamaFluff first.
Favorite...
...

alcoholic drink?

I don't drink all that much, and haven't really discovered that favorite drink yet. I'm going to go with whatever is available.
...

non-alcoholic drink?

Lately, this would have to be Kroger brand Pineapple soda. 67 cents for 2 liters of liquid bliss? Please.
...

food?

I'm currently craving a taco. I'd say my favorite food has to be the General Tso's chicken from the Chinese restuarant one of my roommate's parents own. Hats off to the general.
...

musician (yes, includes composers and performers)?

hmm...not sure...
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mafia role?

I've never been a vig, and would love to be one. Chalk that down as a prospective favorite.
...

mafia alignment?

Scum, although lately I've been enjoying playing town more.
...

card game?

Poker/Spades. There is a card game I discovered through Yahoo games years ago called Sheepshead, which I found to be a lot of fun, but was apparently too complex to teach to my friends, so I didn't really have a chance to play it. Unfortunate, really.
...

online activity?

Some "friends" of mine sucked me back into the World of Warcraft. Those bastards. I'd say mafia is still my favorite online activity, when I have time to play.
...

game (pen-and-paper, electronic or whatever)?

I'm going to go with Chess, actually. Haven't really played much in recent times, but I love the pure strategy.

Where are you? Haven't seen you since OOTS.

Not sure what that acronym is, but I've been pretty busy lately. I'm working part time on weekends + full schedule during the weeks = suck. I feel bad, as I've basically gone missing in my games.

Hi!

Hello.

Why? (Why not/because are not acceptable answers)

Why? Oft I have laid sleepless on my mattress, gazing at my ceiling and pondering that very question. Two immediate answers present themselves. The first is the devil's advocate "why not?" The second is the simple and dismissive "because." I'm about to opt for the 2nd option when a small voice rings in my head and says "Those are not acceptable answers." Caught off guard, I find myself blurting out: "Really? You ask me an open-ended question, but then decide to limit my realm of available responses? Damn you voice in my head!" A roommate stumbles into my room and asks, "Are you talking to yourself?" I immediately respond, "No, I'm just responding to the voice in my...ah fuck. Yeah, I guess I am. Damnit." He gives me an odd look and a shrug before skirting off back to his own room. I think about it a bit more, and then decide to go with: "It seemed to be the better option at the time," but deep down I really wish I could answer "because." Disappointing.

Do you enjoy rope?

I pleat the fifth.

What is your favourite/least favourite scumtell?

Favorite would be "opportunistic voting" or exaggerating reasons to vote someone. Least favorite would be the "overdefensive" accusation.

Favorite / least favorite school subject?

I really enjoyed an intro to film class I took as an elective a couple years ago. That was probably the class I enjoyed the most. It was both easy and somewhat interesting. My least favorite was Operating Systems. I spent 3+ hours every day in a lab working my ass off for 3 credits of C-. I think the most valuable skill I learned from that class was how to easily beat Bloons Tower Defense in hard mode. That skill came in handy for my Software Development class the following semester.

Worst / best job you ever had?

Worst was a two week job I had at a dairy processing plant one summer. Shifts were 12 hours long, and my job was entirely to watch bottles of milk go by on a conveyor belt. I was not allowed to sit down, and was wearing uncomfortable boots, while standing still on concrete. My feet were in serious pain. The machinery was also extremely loud, which meant I needed to wear ear plugs. The warehouse was cold because of the milk, which meant I needed to wear many layers of clothing. I also had to wear a hair net and a hard hat on top of the hair net. The only break in the dull monotony of milk bottles going past on a conveyor belt was if there was something wrong with one of the bottles, the machine would automatically kick it off the belt. Frequently, the reason a bottle would get kicked off the belt was because it didn't have a cap. Milk bottles with no cap getting punched off a conveyor belt means that if I happen to be standing in the wrong spot for whatever reason, I get sprayed down with milk. Occasionally, the machine would go haywire and start popping out every bottle of milk. When that happened, I was practically showering in hazelnut flavored milk, an experience I cannot say I am eager to repeat. The absolute best part of the job...was taking out the trash. That's when you know you're working a fairly shitty job.

The best job I had was an internship making applications in ASP.NET. I had an amazing boss, and I actually enjoyed the work I was doing. It was truly a rarity as far as jobs go.

If your life was a role PM, what would be your flavor, night action and win condition?

Well, as I am a pale white man, I'm going to have to go with vanilla as the flavor. As such, I would unfortunately be unable to submit a night action, but I would go ahead and submit a night kill anyway, for good measure. I win with the town.

By the way...nice avatar Jahudo.

124?

125.

Obligatory alpaca-goat-frog question. Pick one. And why.

Clearly I have to support the goat corner in this one. As for why, are "why not?" and "because" acceptable answers? I do wholeheartedly support the breeding of goats and alpacas, though.

It's a frog!

I'm going to have to ask you to take your lies elsewhere. Frog? What frog?

[forbiddanlight]

Why? (Why not/because are not acceptable answers) Why? Oft I have laid sleepless on my mattress, gazing at my ceiling and pondering that very question. Two immediate answers present themselves. The first is the devil's advocate "why not?" The second is the simple and dismissive "because." I'm about to opt for the 2nd option when a small voice rings in my head and says "Those are not acceptable answers." Caught off guard, I find myself blurting out: "Really? You ask me an open-ended question, but then decide to limit my realm of available responses? Damn you voice in my head!" A roommate stumbles into my room and asks, "Are you talking to yourself?" I immediately respond, "No, I'm just responding to the voice in my...ah fuck. Yeah, I guess I am. Damnit." He gives me an odd look and a shrug before skirting off back to his own room. I think about it a bit more, and then decide to go with: "It seemed to be the better option at the time," but deep down I really wish I could answer "because." Disappointing.

Greatest

Answer

Ever

Do you enjoy rope? I pleat the fifth.

Pah

[elvis_knits]

You were starting to be a really good troll for a while there. What happened?

[shaft.ed]

After being traumatized by milk, do you find yourself enjoying breasts more or less?

Same question but with Sean Penn instead.

[Simenon]

MTGS or mafiascum?
Favorite novelist?
Playwright?
Poet?

[Yosarian2]

Why do you continue to deny being a frog?

If you have nothing to hide, why the frog cover-up?

Why are you covering up the cover-up?

Are you part of the great frog conspiracy?

[Frogrevolt]

Why do you continue to deny being a frog?

Schizophrenia. It's like Me Myself and Irene. Only my Frog side is aware of the Goat side. The Goat side is unaware of the Frog side. I'm confusing.

If you have nothing to hide, why the frog cover-up?

It's not as if I can help the way I am. It's not a cover up.

Why are you covering up the cover-up?

Good question. I'll ask the goat half when it takes back over.

Are you part of the great frog conspiracy?

Huh?

[Goatrevolt]

You were starting to be a really good troll for a while there. What happened?

Trolling was taking a serious toll on my body.

After being traumatized by milk, do you find yourself enjoying breasts more or less?

More.

After being traumatized by Sean Penn, do you find yourself enjoying breasts more or less?

The serious trauma I suffered from Sean Penn did not affect my enjoyment of breasts.

MTGS or mafiascum?

Scum.

Favorite novelist?

I don't really have a favorite. I will say that GRR Martin needs to write the next book in his Song of Ice and Fire series, though. He appears to be a bit overdue.

Playwright?

I'm going to defer to Shakespeare, basically out of lack of any real idea here.

Poet?

My knowledge of poetry is essentially the small bit I learned in 10th or 11th grade English. So...yeah, don't really have one.

Why do you continue to deny being a frog?

Because unlike everyone else, I am actually lodged in reality. There is no frog. The frog is a figment of your fickle imagination.

If you have nothing to hide, why the frog cover-up?

I've got a lot to hide. But suffice it to say, there is no frog.

Why are you covering up the cover-up?

It's an elaborate ruse to disguise the true nature of a frog conspiracy that is in the works.

Are you part of the great frog conspiracy?

Frog conspiracy? What are you talking about?

I deny all accusations of schizophrenia.

[forbiddanlight]

Why do you continue to deny being a frog? Schizophrenia. It's like Me Myself and Irene. Only my Frog side is aware of the Goat side. The Goat side is unaware of the Frog side. I'm confusing.

Why do you think Shizophrenia has ANYTHING to do with Disassociative Identity Disorder?
Does your therapist have two brain cells to rub together?
Do you even HAVE a therapist?
If not, did you diagnose yourself?
If so, why haven't you seen a therapist?

[Goatrevolt]

Why do you think Shizophrenia has ANYTHING to do with Disassociative Identity Disorder?

I'll have to ask my therapist. I have little knowledge in the ways of disorders.

Does your therapist have two brain cells to rub together?

I'll have to ask my therapist's neurologist. I have little knowledge in the ways of brain cell functionality.

Do you even HAVE a therapist?

Yes. He calls himself Frogrevolt. He keeps showing me inkblots of goats being restrained by men, and then afterward he will ask me questions regarding frogs. Some crazy shit if you ask me. But who am I to question the validity of his testing...

If not, did you diagnose yourself?

N/A

If so, why haven't you seen a therapist?

N/A

[Simenon]

If you could correct one growing problem in mafiascum, what would it be?

[forbiddanlight]

Why do you think Shizophrenia has ANYTHING to do with Disassociative Identity Disorder? I'll have to ask my therapist. I have little knowledge in the ways of disorders.

I'll give you a hint.

It's DID, not schizophrenia.

[PokerFace]

Have you ever heard of a Geep?

Now knowing what it is, can you guess what a Froat would be?

[Goatrevolt]

I just feel the burnuing need to say that right now I am drunk...and drunk form a glorious wine. GLORI(OUS. The wine is called simplty: Bully Hill, and then subtitled LOVE MY GOAT. Love my goat. LOVE ME FREAKING GOAT> FROG? THERE IS NOT FROG? Frog love...not present in that wine. Just goat love.

[Drench]

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man, yes or no?

[Goatrevolt]

Now knowing what it is, can you guess what a Froat would be?

Froat. A combination between fvroga and a moat. IN mideevil times, frequently people would use moats to stop incoming armies from sieging a castle. To stop that siege, the would use frogs as detrimental animal to ward away evil armies. The armies, upon seeing rampant frog use from the defending army, would instantly know the battle was lost, and move on t o attcking a differnet tower. one withiout the defending power of frog.

you are asking me about combining a goat and a frog. such an abomination should not be leeased upon this ripe...unsupecting world. can you imagine the worldswide devasation? I can. There is no answer to such a force. none. horns on a frog? are you kiddng me?