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Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:01 pm**

South Park Mafia

I'm goin' down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation.
Goin' down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind.
Ample parking day or night
People shouting 'Howdy Neighbor'
Heading on up to South Park.
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big fat titties,
I like girls with big vaginas.
Come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine.

Cartman: I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady. And of course, to steal the bodies... After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili."
Scott: Oh my God! Oh my God!!
Cartman: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah!
Stan: Jesus Christ, dude!
Scott: My mom and dad are dead! No! NOOO!!
[Radiohead arrives]
Thom: Uhm, excuse me?
Stan: Who are you?
Johnny: We're that band, Radiohead.
Scott: Jesus!
Ed: Jeez, what a li'l crybaby!
Colin: Are you gonna cry all day, crybaby??
Thom: You know, everyone has problems; it doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it.
Ed: Come on, guys, let's go. This kid is totally not cool.
Thom: Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met.
Phil: Little crybaby!
Scott: No, wait! Waaiittt!! Oh my God, Oh my Gaawwwd!! Noooo!
Cartman: Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet.
Kyle: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.
Stan: Good call.
Cartman: Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-ymmuy. Mm-yummy you guys!

bold=confirmed

Alive (4/12)

fuzzylightning

Debonair Danny DiPietro

Xtoxm

nonny

Wall-E

Spolium

GhostWriter

mykonian

Dead (8/12)

Riceballtail (Mr. Mackey - Weak Doctor) Lynched Day One!

dejkha (Kenny McCormick - Dier) Dies Night One!

nicoliosgotpolio (Kyle Broflovski - Cop) Modkilled Day Two!

EsoMonty (Tweek Tweak - ??? Sixth Grade Wannabe) Modkilled Day Two!

RestFermata (Wendy Testaburger - Townie) Modkilled Day 2!

caf19 (Butters Stotch - Busdriver) Lynched Day Two!

ZazieR (Mr. Garrison - Reporter) Killed Night Two!

Empking (Chef - Jailkeeping Commuter) Sixth Grade Wannabe Lynched Day Three!

Rules

[01] Play nice and have fun.
[02] Bold your vote if you want it counted

Vote: charter

.

Unvote

is appreciated.
[03] Do not edit or delete any posts.
[04] Do not post in small, invisible, colored, or otherwise not normal text.
[05] Do not quote anything from me or anything not publically available in the thread.
[06] If you see a mistake I've made or have a question for me, post it in bold in thread or shoot me a PM or IM me.
[07] Bah post. Allowed.
[08] No talking outside this thread about this game with anybody unless your role PM allows it.
[09] Lynches require a majority of votes. At a deadline if there is no majority, there is no lynch. You may

Vote: No Lynch

.
[10] Once a person has been lynched, the game is in twilight until I post the death scene. Players may continue posting anything until then. The lynch cannot be undone.
[11] Players must post at least once every 72 hours or suffer a prod. Suffer enough prods and I will replace you.
[12] If you will be gone for 72 hours or more, let me know somehow.
[13] There are automatic two week deadlines, these can be extended if it is requested.
[14] If you do not send me a nightchoice by deadline, you will do nothing that night.
[15] Pretending to break a rule carries the same penalty as actually breaking it.

Here is a town win condition.

charter wrote:You win when all threats to the fourth grade are gone.

Kmd4390 is the fearless back up mod, so don't give him lip!

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:48 pm**

Sending out roles now, confirm in thread. Gonna put flavor up in a bit too.

Ok, all the roles are out (took FOREVER). If you have any questions, PM me. Mafia may talk until day one starts. Day one will start once 11 people have confirmed, no need to wait for me to say anything.

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:40 pm**

/confirm.
Hey charter.

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:57 pm**

/confirm

Charter is scum I am sure of it

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:00 pm**

Go ahead, vote him

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:43 pm**

/confirm

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:49 pm**

/confirm

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:06 pm**

/confirm

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:59 pm**

/confirm!

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:07 am**

/confirm

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:41 am**

/confirm!

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:26 am**

/TIMMMMY!

harowarggghaaa... CONFIRUMGGHH... TIMMAH

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:14 am**

Sorry, I meant to say this before. Mafia can talk now until we start. You can continue to talk to for 48 hours from now (or until we start, whichever is later). I will let you know when you can't talk anymore.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:21 am**

/confirm.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:40 am**

One more person needs to confirm and feel free to start immediately.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:35 pm**

/confirmage.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:56 pm**

nn... NEYAAARGH TIMMAH!

Timaaaahhhhh... TIM-jibbidiROOGHYAH, TIMMAH

Therefore, dejkha is scum.

vote: dejkha

TIMMAHARRRG

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:21 pm**

Mkay, so it looks like Spolium is Timmah! xD

VOTE:Ghostwriter

for being last to confirm.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:35 pm**

Vote: RBT

for not waiting to correctly place that vote on Xtoxm when he showed up.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:53 pm**

Vote: dejkha

You were scum in the last game I played with you, so you must be scum in this one too

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:56 pm**

This is blasphemy! And only one person can pay for it! And that person is...

Vote: Empking

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:29 pm**

dejkha wrote:This is blasphemy! And only one person can pay for it! And that person is...

Vote: Empking

Is there really such a thing as blasphemy in south park? oh that's right Scientology....

vote: xtoxm

For not yet confirming.... Ya bastard.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:11 pm**

Vote: caf19

The voices told me so

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:24 pm**

Vote: EsoMonty

for defaming the One True Religion. Hail Tom Cruise.

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:21 am**

Vote Xtoxm

We both have been town in the same game, and I've been scum in one game of ours. That means that you're scum in this game. DIE!

@Spolium
Is that a Post Restriction or not?

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