Mini 733- Congratulations! You are... Mafia (Game Over)

[Mirth]

They were told not to come here, to this land of chaos and disarray, but they ignored logic and their survival instincts. Now these poor fools are trapped, and there is no way out. They have ignored the gods's warnings, and now they must appease them. Preferably with sacrifices. Of virgins. The internet should have plenty of those. And food. Lots of tasty yummy food, not just fat and bones and skin like that idiot Zeus got. And no goats. Goats are too cute to die. But yes, appeasement.

Those unfortunate enough to still be alive 1/12

Kmd4390 - Member of the Gnome Liberation Front, Mafia Goon, Roleblocker - Survived, Won

The lucky dead 11/12

Darox - Aquaman, Mafia Goon - Fondued to Death, Day 1, Won

Destructor

ZazieR

- Dschinghis Khan, Cop, Toastered Night 1
Dahill1 - David Duchovny, Lyncher, Barneyed to Death Night 1

caf19 - a little kid selling lemonade to buy a new Hannah Montana cd, Survivor,

Were-Llama

- Fed to Rabid Guinea Pigs, Day 2

elvis_knits - Don Quixote, Mafia Godfather, Seeking Lover Mason - Strangled and Felted Night 2, Won

Isacc - Tinkerbell, Weak Doctor, Lynch Resistant Townie - Unbelieved to Death, Night 2

Destructor

Glork

, Alexander Pichushkin, Serial Killer, Libertarian - Circussed and Movie Referenced to Death, Day 3.

SlySly- Zombie,Silencer,

Member of the Bestest Best Friends of SlySly Society

-Ran Out of Brains, Night 3
hasdgfas

CoheedCambria09

- SlySly, Cop,

Friendmaker

-Choked on Molly Ringwald, Night 3
Imaginality - Romanian, Thief, Vigilante - Made into Sausages, Day 4

Plum - Were Llama, Cult Recruiter - Gackted to Death, Endgame

The mildly cracked

(Replacement list)
Shaft.ed
PokerFace

Back-up Mod: Farside22

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[elvis_knits]

hi

Damn you, Elvis, getting in before I could finish. The rules are in the next post. Scroll down.

[Mirth]

RULES

(stolen and modified from all the other people who post rules)

- Only

black, visible text

is allowed in this thread.

Blue is my colour, and there will be modkilling involved if I see anyone else using it.

-

No

quoting or fake-quoting any PMs from the mod. This is a modkillable offense. It will result in me having to take you our back and shoot you.
- If you wish to vote, your must bold your vote as such:

vote:mirth

, or it will not be counted.

Unvotes

would be very much appreciated, but not necessary.
- The will be

no

discussing this game outside of this thread unless your role specifically permits you to do so.

- Lynching shall be accomplished by simple majority. Once a player reaches the majority needed for a lynch, unvotes will stop counting and the day will end.
- If you're one of them tree-hugging hippie types and wish to avoid a lynch, you may

vote:no lynch

If a simple majority of people votes no lynch, the day shall end without one.
-

No

posting in this thread once you're dead. If you want to gripe about dying, please wait until the game ends, y'all may however, post during twilight, dead player included.
-

No

editing or deleting posts. If I catch you, there shall be modkilling.

- If, for any reason, I have to mod-kill someone, the day will automatically end.
-

Night choices

must be submitted by the deadline given to each night phase. If I do not get a night choice from you and/or your partner(s), nothing will happen.
- I would appreciate it if y'all didn't take forever. All days shall have a

tentative deadline of one month after they start

, but if you wish to end them earlier, normal lynch/no-lynch rules apply. Deadlines shall be modified based on activity in this thread or if you ask me real nicely.
- For a

deadline lynch

to occur, one more than half of the votes needed for a normal majority shall be needed for a deadline lynch. (If you need 7 votes for a normal lynch, you will need 4 to lynch at deadline. However, in a situation where there are 4 or less players remaining, normal majority rules will still apply for deadline)
- Please be active.

If you're going to be unavailable for more than 2 days, either post a note in this thread or PM the mod

. Thank you.
- Prods shall be sent after 3 days of unexcused inactivity and be given a 3-day window of response. Then I will start looking for replacements. If you want prods sent sooner, ask me in thread.

If you want to ask me a question in thread, please bold it

.
- Play nice kids.

[Mirth]

It seems you all actually want to be here. ~Shakes her head in sadness.~ Poor, poor fools. Let the lynching begin

[Plum]

Yeehaw. Hiya Mirth.

Lemme see, random vote stage? Me? I miss 'em depressingly often. So:

Vote: Zazie

. For old times' sakes (pity you weren't really scum after all ).

First random vote? Go me?

[Glork]

Vellcom, Comrades, to hell.


I focking hate zeez goats, alvehz trying to eet my pants.

[imaginality]

I hope these to be gudd game, yes?

Hrrrandom vote:

Vote: CoheedCambria09

[dahill1]

A plum is a type of stone fruit otherwise known as a drupe.
Some types of drupes, such as the

Phoenix dactylifera

are alien plants in Hawaii.
Alien plants = ALIENS!!!!!!

http://www.botany.hawaii.edu/faculty/du ... hap/23.pdf

vote Plum

[Plum]

No one's ever used the explaination that Plum rhymes with Scum, weirdly enough.

New title, Dahill? Bagels are like doughnuts with rigor mortis, you know (but they're good with lox, butter, and red onions, especially everything bagels).

Seriously? Butter and lox? Together? Ew.

I wouldn't put it past Mirth to sneak a few aliens in this game (in a recently ended game I was in which Mirth was modding, Oompa-Loompas turned me into rice krispy treats when I was endgamed ), so that tinfoil hat might very well be a good idea.

[caf19]

Hello everyone!

I have found the scum already, it is ZaZieR obv.

vote: ZaZieR

Job done, now I can settle down for a nice long lurk.

[elvis_knits]

I asked for a posting restriction and was thus denied. Therefor I hate all of you who were lucky enough to get one.

vote: glork

Naughty alpaca.

[Isacc]

[snickers mischievously]

Weeeee this should be fun, doncha think?

Hehehehe...

Anywho...random vote...yes yes..

Vote: Caf19

because his profile piccy is blurry. Blurriness causes confusion, confusion helps scum, he must be scum!!!!!!111one.

[Glork]

I asked for a posting restriction and was thus denied. Therefor I hate all of you who were lucky enough to get one.

vote: glork

Naughty alpaca.

But I hear in zis contree zat zey say "fake it ontil joo make it," ya?

[dahill1]

I wouldn't put it past Mirth to sneak a few aliens in this game (in a recently ended game I was in which Mirth was modding, Oompa-Loompas turned me into rice krispy treats when I was endgamed ), so that tinfoil hat might very well be a good idea.

Wouldn't put it past her??
Sir, I know there are some aliens here!!

[imaginality]

Ma-ia hii
Ma-ia huu
Ma-ia hoo
Ma-ia haha

[dahill1]

Ma-ia hii
Ma-ia huu
Ma-ia hoo
Ma-ia haha

Numa Alien V

[Kmd4390]

Ek, what is the whole alpaca thing? That's not the first time I've seen it on MS.

Vote ZazieR

not as a bandwagon but because I like jokevoting her.

I'm gonna be a little less random with this line and ask if anyone knows what's up with the lawn gnome thing.

[dahill1]

Vote ZazieR

not as a bandwagon but because I like jokevoting her.

don't like this

I'm gonna be a little less random with this line and ask if anyone knows what's up with the lawn gnome thing.

lawn gnomes?! where?

[CoheedCambria09]

vote:slysly

I've never been in a game with you before, but you seem sly, and thats sweet...

and whats with all this alien talk? we all know they come from druidia, not earth, or where ever we are.

[dahill1]

EBWOP:

Vote ZazieR

not as a bandwagon but because I like jokevoting her.

don't like this

I'm gonna be a little less random with this line and ask if anyone knows what's up with the lawn gnome thing.

lawn gnomes?! where?

[SlySly]

Since Mirth is female, does that make her a bitch mod as opposed to a bastard mod?

You cannot prove that I am female. This is the internet. I could be a 49 year old truck driver named Eugene for all you know, bestest best friend, dear

OMGUS

vote:CoheedCambria09

[imaginality]

[quote=Kmd4390]Ek, what is the whole alpaca thing? That's not the first time I've seen it on MS.[/quote]

Alpaca sandweeches you ken be findingkhere

[SlySly]

I luv alpacas!

[Plum]

Llamas >/= alpacas, though.

[SlySly]

>/=

That is an interesting set of operators, does the division happen first?