Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Mafia (Endgame)

[Hircine]

dang hito b all accurate n shit

whatever. kanye, lets do it. now.
for the aly-oop (thats spelled right, shutup)

run to the hoop and dunk on this jammer; i'll pass...

vote: zoroaster

*looks expectantly as the ball sails over the court 2 u*

[kanyeknowsbest]

alley fuckin oop, slammin that shit in

vote zoro

[kanyeknowsbest]

give it to us hito. give us the score.

[kanyeknowsbest]

give us our fuckin rings.

[Hircine]

well and truly slamjammed

it was an honor serving with u cyberdwarf

hito!!!

[hitogoroshi]

Hircine and kanye sat on the riverbank, holding hands and skipping stones into the river (with their other hands, otherwise it wouldn't work)

Hircine looked into kanye's eyes and said "Oh Kanye darling, I feel like we're forgetting something."

"What could that be, Hircine my love?"

"Well..." Hircine frowned. "This is Barkley, Shut Up and Jam, right? Charles Barkley. He's like the main fucking guy? Have I got that right?"

"Yeah."

"He dunked the fuck out of a scum, remember. Like the only dead scum was the one Barkley dunked. Barkley was confirmed town as

dick

even before he died and was even more confirmed town."

"What does this have to do with anything?"

Hircine sighed and skipped another stone across the water. "Didn't Barkley want to murder some dude? Y'know, in a "I'm confirmed town and the only dead scum is the one I killed, so listen to me and kill this other dude" kind of way?"

Kanye shrugged. "What do I look like, a fucking history book? Is that all I mean to you, Hircine? Am I just THE PAST??"

"No, no, it's just...I'm pretty sure we were supposed to kill someone. I could swear you like explicitly promised to do it if we killed the weird pony first."

"So we'll go kill someone! See, problem solved."

"But will it be the person Barkley told us to kill?

"Yeah probably."

Zoroaster - Pump,

Slam

aligned Vanilla Town - Lynched Day Five

kanyeknowsbest - The Cyberdwarf,

Slam

aligned Hideous Doctor - Endgamed Day Five

Hircine - Matt Guokas,

Slam

aligned Vanilla Town - Endgamed Day Five

MattP - The Diabeastie,

Jam

aligned Lengthy Roleblocker - Won Day Five

The

Jam

aligned players have won the game!

[hitogoroshi]

Spoiler: Charles Barkley, One-Shot Blackout Dayvig

Welcome to hitogoroshi and Tales Of Game's Studios Present Mini 1381: Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Mafia: Chapter One of the Hoopz Barkley Mafia SaGa. You are

Charles Barkley.

You are alleged to be responsible for the Chao Dunk that initiated the Great B-Ball purge of 2041. But you know that's a dirty lie. B-ball is illegal now, and maybe it will be forever if the Jammer's have their way. They'll have to get through you first, though, because you're going to do everything you can to leave your son a world where he can be a baller. And yes, if necessary, you do know how to perform...the Vereboten Jam.

Active Ability: Chaos Dunk

Once during the game, during the day, you may post

Chaos Dunk: X

in thread, where X is the name of a player currently alive in the game. You will instantly kill that player in a dunk that is confirmed to have originated from you. This resets all votes and adds one day to the deadline.

Passive Ability: Lust for Incan Gold

Your weakness is Incan gold, and the Jammers know it well. If your "Chaos Dunk" action kills a

Jam

aligned player, the day will end as you busy yourself admiring the Incan gold they had on their person. (The gold will not be destroyed by the chaos dunk - it's a well known fact that the Incan's future-proofed all of their gold supplies.) (Also you being delayed DOES delay the whole thread, because you're the main character!) Additionally, if at any point you being a Vanilla Town would cause the game to be called in favor of the Jam aligned players, you will become a Vanilla Town because they will throw Incan gold at you and you will be mesmerized. (They won't throw the Incan gold otherwise because damn, that shit isn't cheap.)

You are

Slam

aligned. You win when all living players are

Slam

aligned and at least one

Slam

aligned player is currently alive. Please confirm by responding to this PM with your role name.

Spoiler: The Cyberdwarf, Hideous Doctor

Welcome to hitogoroshi and Tales Of Game's Studios Present Mini 1381: Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Mafia: Chapter One of the Hoopz Barkley Mafia SaGa. You are

The Cyberdwarf.

You are a dwarf, go figure. With your masterful healing hands, you can keep people alive who would otherwise have died. Also, you have a mean right hook. For balance reasons though, you can't actually right hook anyone. Just the healing hands. I hope that is satisfactory.

Active Ability: Insulin Shot

Target player is protected from night-kills this night. This will also cure any Diabetes they have, which may or may not matter.

Passive Ability: Hideous

You have grotesque b-ball matter where your face should be, and you are extremely self conscious about your ugly, ugly face. Having someone see you once is fine, but no more than that! You may only use your "Insulin Shot" ability on someone you have never used it on before. Yes, this restrict applies to self-protects as well. You can only spend time in a room with yourself once. After that you are too depressed to look in a mirror. "But what if I pick a room with no mirror?" you may ask. "Fuck you, that's not how the ability works" I will reply.

You are

Slam

aligned. You win when all living players are

Slam

aligned and at least one

Slam

aligned player is currently alive. Please confirm by responding to this PM with your role name.

Spoiler: Hoopz Barkley, VT

Welcome to hitogoroshi and Tales Of Game's Studios Present Mini 1381: Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Mafia: Chapter One of the Hoopz Barkley Mafia SaGa. You are

Hoopz Barkley.

It's your saga. It's you! You are the son of Charles Barkley, a baller, a vidcon expert, and a Gun'sbraster. Surely with all of these talents, you have some sort of sweet power. And you do! You have your guns!

...

But you forgot your ammo. This is because you are a child, and children are dumb. Ain't that some shit. Guess you're a VT.

You are

Slam

aligned. You win when all living players are

Slam

aligned and at least one

Slam

aligned player is currently alive. Please confirm by responding to this PM with your role name.

Spoiler: Larry Bird, VT

Welcome to hitogoroshi and Tales Of Game's Studios Present Mini 1381: Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Mafia: Chapter One of the Hoopz Barkley Mafia SaGa. You are

Larry Bird

. You are a priest of Clispaeth, trying to put a bit of peace and order into the world. The Jammers are presumably trying to do the opposite of that? You're a man of faith, so you're going to take it on faith that those other guys should be murdered. That sounds right.

Also, there actually is no god, so you're a VT. Owned.

You are

Slam

aligned. You win when all living players are

Slam

aligned and at least one

Slam

aligned player is currently alive. Please confirm by responding to this PM with your role name.

Spoiler: Juwanna Mann, VT

Welcome to hitogoroshi and Tales Of Game's Studios Present Mini 1381: Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Mafia: Chapter One of the Hoopz Barkley Mafia SaGa. You are

Juwanna Mann.

You are like...sort of a love interest? But not really? You're kind of boring to be honest. I guess you're there to show how Barkley is still faithful to his wife. Sort of a poignancy enabler? Yeah. I guess that's what you are. That's not an actual power you can have though. So yeah.

You are

Slam

aligned. You win when all living players are

Slam

aligned and at least one

Slam

aligned player is currently alive. Please confirm by responding to this PM with your role name.

Spoiler: Pump, VT

Welcome to hitogoroshi and Tales Of Game's Studios Present Mini 1381: Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Mafia: Chapter One of the Hoopz Barkley Mafia SaGa. You are

Pump.

Ahhh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to tempt your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.

It has come to my attention that in certain circles, simian-minded individuals are refering to vidcons as 'vid cons', ignorantly placing a space between 'vid' and 'con'. Perhaps their brains have dulled by years of Madden and Quake, rather than mentally invigorating games such as Arc the Lad and Growlanser, because even a child could tell that placing a space between the 'vid' and 'con' in vidcon is perhaps more profoundly philistine than a certain American administration that need not be named. Placing a space in vidcon completely belittles the meaning of the word and displays the user's blatantly miniscule intellect and misunderstanding of the basic precepts of grammar. Vidcon is a perfect marriage of the words console and video game, creating a short and effective portmanteau that quickly and accurately labels mentioned objects and anybody who does not immediately recognize 'vid con' as absolutely outrageous clearly lacks the mental faculties to correctly operate a vidcon other than perhaps FIFA Sports. I make this point because I have recently been belligerently barraged by imbecillic 'vid con' references that unnerve me to no end and have taken it upon myself to correct the damage that your poor Western education (though this is a subject to be discussed on a later date) has wrought upon you. You should personally thank me that I did not see it fit to correct your preponderous mistake in Japanese, because I am thoroughly positive your neanderthal mind would be incapable of deciphering the Hiragana from the Katakana.

It should be no surprise to anyone with a passing familiarity with vidcons that pocky is the ideal food to snack on when playing mentioned object (although 'playing' is an inappropriate word, because you experience, rather than play, a vidcon; I shall use 'playing' for the sake of simplicity). For those ignorant to the intricacies of this fine Japanese cuisine, imagine a delicate stick of sweetened bread about the width and length of a chopstick, its tip coated in the richest chocolate imaginable. The bold flavor of the chocolate is complimented by the small nuts that caress the tip, creating a culinary juxtaposition of sweetness and saltiness that can only have been hatched in the mind of a chef versed in the subtle paradoxes of Eastern cooking. They are light and easy to eat and hold, useful for vidconning on the go, and their sugar content add that extra boost for late night vidcons. Therefore, pocky has garnered itself the precious title of "Ultimate Vidcon Snack". Perhaps the only drawback of pocky is its limited availability in the West, though this cannot be attributed to the snack itself, but the infuriating baboons that think they are running grocery stores.

I never thought I'd see such blatant trolling as I have in this forum. Step away from the computer, drop the ham sandwich and back the FRACK off, gaijin. I hate to use that word but you've made me that serious. As hard as it may be for you to fathom, some of us here are actual fans of the Final Fantasy series (pre FFX) and Square's work in general. You can try to bash me for an avatar that I bought because I happen to be a dedicated fan of perhaps the most poignant, painstakingly woven tapestry of love, loss and vengeance ever to be put from pen to paper, but you would fail, just like all of you flamers do in real life. Who can say that the minds at Square Enix (note: appropriate portmanteau is SQUENIX, not the laughable SQUEENIX) were not inspired by the works of William Shakespeare or Chuck Palahniuk? Cloud's bastard sword has more akin with the bastard sons of Macbeth than it does any armament of basilard of the time. The Honey Bee Club in Midgar reminds me more of the Fight Clubs than any brothel. So please, use your brains, not your sarcasm, and step up to the intellectual plate, or leave this forum and take your "haterade" with you.

The differences between Japanese and American vidcon consumers are as blatant as the differences between seasons 1 and 2 of Otomoe wa Boku ni Koishiteru (a nod to my fellow Otomoe wa Boku ni Koishiteru enthusiasts). Whereas the Japanese vidcon consumer is informed and discriminating in his or her purchases and endeavors, his American counterpart acts as a foil, stumbling blindly through the vidcon department at K-Mart, groping for the first vidcon with enough explosions or mammaries on the cover to slake their slavering decidedly non-intellectual lusts. Their hunger for Western garbage such as Madden and Halo is fueled by an almost sub-human ignorance that is as profound in the rest of their lives as it is in their choosing of vidcons. This disgusting display of American mass stupidity is no doubt the result of Christian indoctrination, adding another point on the list of reasons why the Japanese are more intelligent than the West, as contemptuous Western culture has left its people with little more than swiss cheese brains and an unquenchable urge for repeat football vidcons.

Among the most prominent Japanese composers (although I use the word 'Japanese' superfluously, as even the most well-known American composers are barely competent at best), one in particular stands out to the enlightened vidcon soundtrack consumer. His name: Yasunori Mitsuda. For the record, this is not to undermine the amazing works of other incredibly talented vidcon composers such as Uematsu-san or Sakuraba-san, but to highlight the unique, almost celto-tropic music (the word music is an understatement) that Yasunori Mitsuda has been composing for years. It would be sheer ignorance to deny that the Chrono Cross soundtrack is anything but the magnum opus of vidcon music; its lilting and oftentimes hauntingly peaceful guitar melodies soothe all but the most savage of breasts while its tense battle themes and mysterious donjon tunes ignite a blazing passion that can be quenched only by the vidcon's profound story and gameplay. It is a wonder that anyone can listen to anything besides vidcon musical compositions after listening to Mitsuda-san's immensely powerful soundtrack, but given that the primitive thuds of hip hop are America's current choice of 'music' (I use the term music liberally), once can see little hope in the mass appreciation of Mitsuda-san's work.

There is, perhaps, only one medium of art that matches the excellence of vidcons and that is (obviously) visual kei. Combining absolutely exquisite j-rock and j-pop, sprinkled with hints of vidcon melodies, with the pyrotechnic visual flare that the Japanese are known for, visual kei takes its viewers on a rollercoaster ride of lights, fanfare, and music that even Beethoven could tap his toes to. Would that I were Japanese, (though under careful scrutiny, it appears my geneology tree does in fact show signs of a Japanese presence) I too would participate in this art of the 21st century and even perhaps venture onto the visual kei stage myself. It is no surprise that the impotent minds of Western society cannot fully grasp the total splendor of visual kei and instead choose to squandor their time listening to rap and country "music".

In the course of my career as a vidcon specialist (my own coinage, spend it wisely), I have never seen such blatant and frankly, sickening ignorance as that exhibited by the "people" (if, in fact, they are homo sapiens at all, as their intelligence implies elsewise) that claim that Zelda is not an RPG. There is nothing that Shigeru "Shiggy" Miyamoto could possibly do to make the vidcon any more of an RPG as it meets every single criterion for being one, particularly that it takes place in an imaginary realm with a fantastical beastiary, the damsel/villain ratio is at or above standards, and that the core emphasis of the gameplay is on bedazzling all foes with impeccable swords and sorcery. Furthermore, this line of thought can be extended to all vidcons in which the player controls a character (hence, roleplaying), though I cringe slightly at the thought of such mundane vidcons as Madden being RPGs, as they do not even include exotic weaponry such as the tonfa.

I promised earlier to divulge upon you the name of my favorite vidcon, but I have a treat: not only will I give you the name, but I will give you a tantalizing summary to entice you to try it (though will no doubt need to brush up on your kanji before playing, as the vidcon's subtle yet flavorful use of Japanese idiosyncrasies can only be grasped in their entirety by those with a sound mastery of Japanese). The vidcon, as many of you may have guessed, is the absolutely stunning RPG/dating sim Angelique: Tenkuu no Chikonka, one of the first games to pioneer the moe aesthetic. It flawlessly merges a powerful and compelling RPG story and system with an incredibly advanced and realistic dating sim that has sixteen (that's right, SIXTEEN) datable characters. Though it is not generally my nature to develop crushes, I must admit to feeling the palpatations of love's caress once or twice while dating, as the characters are very beautifully draw in the anime style. Add absolutely enchanting music with incredibly lush and colorful graphics and you've got the perfect recipe for the best game ever made.

It should be no surprise to my more-informed viewers that the topic of my discussions would eventually fall to the well-established artform of eroge (known to laymen as "hentai vidcons", though this is a false moniker as the vidcons deal with far more than mere hentai). Much-beloved in the East, these games are sadly, and one might even say expectedly, decried in the West as bastions of perversion and pedophilia for portraying extremely young girls in erotic situations. A person who looks at pictures of fictional little girls isn't necessarily sexually attracted to them. What if (s)he finds them cute? Despite the obvious flaws in the anti-eroge constituency, they continue to claim that eroge are sad, cartoon versions of sex for manchildren that promote rape, pedophilia, and abuse towards women. The logic used seems quite silly, because then people who enjoy killing or raping in games would be classified as murderers/rapists in real life. Come on. It's a fantasy, it's inside your head. Get educated. I recommend Kana: Little Sister, Rape Academy 2, or Crescendo to start with.

(You're a VT.)

You are

Slam

aligned. You win when all living players are

Slam

aligned and at least one

Slam

aligned player is currently alive. Please confirm by responding to this PM with your role name.

Spoiler: Dick Vitale, VT

Welcome to hitogoroshi and Tales Of Game's Studios Present Mini 1381: Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Mafia: Chapter One of the Hoopz Barkley Mafia SaGa. You are

Dick Vitale.

You were a sports broadcaster, but now you spend your time in the B-Ball dimension. You don't really have any powers, unless losing all of your money on keno is a power. But hey, can always count on the kindness of strangers, am I right? Heh, heh, heh. Anyway, you've decided to take a break from your normal routine of playing keno and sippin on 'aid to go lynch some Jammers. You think vaguely they might want to blow up the B-Ball Dimension or something? This game's conflict is not very well defined.

You are

Slam

aligned. You win when all living players are

Slam

aligned and at least one

Slam

aligned player is currently alive. Please confirm by responding to this PM with your role name.

Spoiler: Matt Guokas, VT

Welcome to hitogoroshi and Tales Of Game's Studios Present Mini 1381: Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Mafia: Chapter One of the Hoopz Barkley Mafia SaGa. You are

Matt Guokas.

You used to be Charles Barkley's coach, but now you just live in the B-Ball Dimension and spend your time working at the B-Ball Ranch. You love your job there. By carefully feeding, training, and playing with a B-Ball, you can have it grow into a fine, upstanding specimen. Some people like to raise them as pets, some battle them in the B-Ball arena, some just dribble, but you? Well, you just like the comfort of a well-trained B-Ball every now and then. It takes real talent to bring a B-Ball up right, but you have it in you.

It goes without saying, of course, that this has absolutely no mechanical benefit. But the admiration of a bouncing baby B-ball is its own reward.

You are

Slam

aligned. You win when all living players are

Slam

aligned and at least one

Slam

aligned player is currently alive. Please confirm by responding to this PM with your role name.

Spoiler: Micheal Jordan, Goon

Welcome to hitogoroshi and Tales Of Game's Studios Present Mini 1381: Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Mafia: Chapter One of the Hoopz Barkley Mafia SaGa. You are

Micheal Jordan.

While you were the legendary baller that saved Earth during the terrifying crisis of the Space Jam, you have since then realized the horrors B-Ball can inflict. A Chaos Dunk...you can't let something like this go unpunished. You still love the game, but it's nessacary to quell the Slammers before they get out of control. It's time to

Jam.

Factional Ability: Welcome to the Jam

You have a QT here where you can talk to your scumbuddy during night only.

Factional Ability: Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am

Each night, you may choose one player to kill. Only one Jam aligned player can use this per night.

Factional Ability: B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.

Your connections with B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. have enabled you to kill Balthios. Now, you may assume his identity.

Welcome to hitogoroshi and Tales Of Game's Studios Present Mini 1381: Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Mafia: Chapter One of the Hoopz Barkley Mafia SaGa. You are

Balthios.

The great-grandson son of Lebron James, your dedication to B-Ball is obvious. And team Slam is the b-ball aligned team. I know Jamming is also a thing people do with b-balls and you'd be excused for confusing them, but Slam aligned is what you are. With your mastery of Zauber's, you--

forgot the Zaubers. You forgot the fucking zaubers BALTHIOS YOU HAD ONE JOB. BRING THE ZAUBERS. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. TOO BUSY WRITING SHITTY POEMS TO BRING THE ZAUBERS.

YOU'RE A VT HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

You are

Slam

aligned. You win when all living players are

Slam

aligned and at least one

Slam

aligned player is currently alive. Please confirm by responding to this PM with your role name.

You are

Jam

aligned. You win when all living players are

Jam

aligned and at least one

Jam

aligned player is currently alive. Please confirm by responding to this PM with your role name.

Spoiler: The Diabeastie, Lengthy Roleblocker

Welcome to hitogoroshi and Tales Of Game's Studios Present Mini 1381: Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Mafia: Chapter One of the Hoopz Barkley Mafia SaGa. You are

The Diabeastie.

You are an being of pure sugar that gives people Diabetes. What is your motivation? Why are you Jam aligned? Who knows! People have investigated, but all they figured out is that now they have diabetes. And, like, you could have told them that.

Factional Ability: Welcome to the Jam

You have a QT here where you can talk to your scumbuddy during night only.

Factional Ability: Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am

Each night, you may choose one player to kill. Only one Jam aligned player can use this per night.

Active Ability: Sugar Storm

Instead of killing, you may choose to use this ability. Target player will get Diabetes, roleblocking them this Night and the next Day. Target player will be informed they have Diabetes, but only if they have an active ability. You know this resolves absolutely first in role resolution.

Factional Ability: Diabetic Coma

You put

J. Lindsay

into a coma and are now free to claim her on account of she died from all of the diabetes she had.

Welcome to hitogoroshi and Tales Of Game's Studios Present Mini 1381: Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Mafia: Chapter One of the Hoopz Barkley Mafia SaGa.

J. Lindsay

. You're a kitsune who lives in Cesspool X. Animals are your favorite thing. In fact, you don't even mind their feces. You enjoy hunting small animals. Also, you love all of your friends in Cesspool X. That's literally all of the details you have in the source, so there you go. Hope you enjoy your animal shit.

You are

Slam

aligned. You win when all living players are

Slam

aligned and at least one

Slam

aligned player is currently alive. Please confirm by responding to this PM with your role name.

You are

Jam

aligned. You win when all living players are

Jam

aligned and at least one

Jam

aligned player is currently alive. Please confirm by responding to this PM with your role name.

Actions

D1 Vi dunks Gamma
N1 Kanye docs Vi, MattP kils Nacho
N2 Kanye docs MattP, MattP kills Benmage
N3 Kanye docs himself, MattP kills Vi
N4 Kanye docs Hircine, MattP kills Hircine

[kanyeknowsbest]

yeah.

[Hircine]

typical!!!

[Nachomamma8]

yeah!!!!
oh wait fuck we lost
:'(

[Nachomamma8]

SPOOKTACULAR

[kanyeknowsbest]

i shoulda listened to my gut d3 when i realized things about matt didnt add up, but fuck if zoro wasnt begging for rope this entire game.

nicely done matt. wish you had gone with your original plan to kill me n3 <3

[Empire]

I followed this game and thought Matt was town, too.

Oh well, I went 1/2 at least.

[Hircine]

i knew i read matt as buttmad over the block. argh, and we knew how vi felt, we just didnt agree. i knew matt was spectating too much but so was zoro dammit!

he just had so many tallies against him it was really hard to even look at matt rationally. classic mistake by me n kanye *buys everyone a b-ball*

thx 4 the game hito

[Faraday]

I followed and had a scumread on him (though didn't think gamma was scum so w/e!). His Day 3 play where he kept going over why Kanye was town was what sold it. It felt like he was just looking for things for himself to talk about. Don't blame anyone for lynching zoroaster, though. Would have been harder to lose to him.

Faraday 8:11 pm
Oh. I wonder if town lost hito's game.
I had a reasonably strong scumread on mattp but hopefully they're better than me

[Gammagooey]

yaaaay matt for winning after i got myself murdered d1

also zoro's role pm is so great. like daaaamn.

[Gammagooey]

wait you actually just copy+pasted every sentence Pump said in game to the role pm didn't you

still great though

[Vi]

wait you actually just copy+pasted every sentence Pump said in game to the role pm didn't you

Not every sentence, but adding

the quiz

would be dumb.

[Jase]

Well that was fun. I'd probably have never lynched matt so it's just as well that I died. Way to go matt.

[hitogoroshi]

anyway, hope you kids enjoyed it. It was nice to break from my usual really stuffy modding style and just share some b-ball facts. probably last hito game there will be for a while.

[Xisiqomelir]

anyway, hope you kids enjoyed it. It was nice to break from my usual really stuffy modding style and just share some b-ball facts. probably last hito game there will be for a while.

I'm hoping for more of either the stuffy or the gaiden soon, because Abarat looks so amazing I wish I'd signed up in time to play it, and your #826 has the whitest pronunciation of "人殺し" I've ever heard!

[Staeg]

Hito, the B-ball facts (especially the volcano one and the not-all-things-are-b-balls ones) were hilarious and the flavor text was way above par, even for a hito game. So sad that I won't be able to follow more of these anytime soon

[hitogoroshi]

I'll at least post in Upcoming Games whenever I'm ready for my next game, so stay on top of that and you'll know when I do a new game.

If you're curious, the reason I'm taking a modding break is because I am designing a party game called Citizens of Earth for a contest, and all of my creative energy is going into that for November - at which point, it's finals and then the holidays.

Also, in a week I'm going to hang out in Chicago with Nacho and Jase. B)

[Working Manju]

just pointing out that this game's ending coincided with the announcement of an upcoming kickstarter for the sequel to Shut Up and Jam Gaiden. Which owns, even if it's kickstarter.

also I really regret never noticing sign-ups for this game just because of the flavor

[Gammagooey]

just pointing out that this game's ending coincided with the announcement of an upcoming kickstarter for the sequel to Shut Up and Jam Gaiden. Which owns, even if it's kickstarter.

infinite yes