Gay Mafia - Town (and NS) Win!

[Staeg]

Reck and I knew exactly two things going into this game

1. Jesus was getting lynched Day 1 or 2
2. Umbrage going to fuck over the town because he drew the beloved prince role

You guys sure didn't disappoint

Idiot.

lynching umbrage was fun

Idiot.

I was obvtown, any moron could've seen that.

Yeah, maybe you were, but who actually gives a shit? You deserved to die.

[Umbrage]

Yeah, maybe you were, but who actually gives a shit? You deserved to die.

BAM

Consider yourself blacklisted from all of my future games.

Why?

Because of a simple little rule called PLAYING TO WINCON.

Hate me if you want, I don't care. What DOES get to me and what DOES piss me off is when little fuckers like you allow your FEELINGS to affect THE GAME. That, that is unprofessional.

#1 rule of mafia: ALWAYS PLAY TO YOUR WINCON.

You, my friend, have broken that rule. You shouldn't be allowed to play games anymore. You are clearly a spoiled brat who's more concerned with his own ego than WHAT IS BEST FOR THE GROUP AS A WHOLE.

I win games. That's the bottom line. I. WIN. GAMES. Yes, I can be brusque to those who piss me off. Yes, I've said stupid things. But none of that matters because I WIN GAMES. Let me fill you in on my town history.

My second newbie on site: Counter-wagoned and lynched scum before being nightkilled.

Lovers Mafia: Lynched D1 and lost, correctly identified and attempted to lynch one scum pair before death.

Paranoia Mafia: Won, was the leader on all scum lynches.

Execution Mafia: Lost, correctly identified and attempted to lynch at least two scum.

Charlie the Unicorn Mafia: Killed N1 by two scum factions, correctly identified and attempted to lynch scum.

Otters, Tigers and Sharks Mafia: Lost, correctly identified and tried to lynch... around four scum before nightkilled.

Notice a pattern?

When town listens to me, we win. When town doesn't, we lose.

And every time town loses, I make a post just like this one LAUGHING IN YOUR FACES.

And every time, my ego gets a little bigger. And I become a little more annoying and arrogant.

So the next time I am CONFIRMED FUCKING TOWN, don't lynch me. Because otherwise you get this:

[MattP]

vote: umbrage

[SpyreX]

1.) We won.
2.) Considering your crusade was on Fate the JK that shook the tree enough that it fixed the flopstart I wouldn't be breaking my arm patting myself on the back.

I mean seriously coming in here ranting when you and Pine were KINGS of the DGB is town / Dybeck is scum / NS IS JUST BEING NS is something else. Especially when you went 1v1 and got exactly what you wanted.

[Staeg]

Consider yourself blacklisted from all of my future games.

Woe is me.

[Nuwen]

You claiming beloved princess and being lynched anyway should give you some inkling that games are not enjoyable (or even playable) while you're alive and speaking. Just food for thought.

[Untrod Tripod]

Umbrage, you were terrible.

you have no reason to brag here.

[Umbrage]

You claiming beloved princess and being lynched anyway should give you some inkling that games are not enjoyable (or even playable) while you're alive and speaking. Just food for thought.

Only when assholes like you feel the need to play top dog.

Umbrage, you were terrible.

you have no reason to brag here.

1) Maybe if I hadn't wasted so much time defending myself I could've gotten some scumhunting done.
2) As bad as I was, at least I didn't lynch a confirmed beloved princess.

[kuribo]

2) As bad as I was, at least I didn't lynch a confirmed beloved princess.

Neither did I.

Pretty funny that the scumteam avoided that wagon like it was poison.

[dramonic]

Your play and role were detrimental to your wincon. You were attracting everyone's (negative) attention to yourself with your "play"
Keeping you alive would have been bad for the town simply because you become a scum bomb they can launch whenever they fucking please. Beloved Princess is not a protown role.

[Pine]

You claiming beloved princess and being lynched anyway should give you some inkling that games are not enjoyable (or even playable) while you're alive and speaking. Just food for thought.

Only when assholes like you feel the need to play top dog.

The hypocrisy in this statement is stunning.

[Pine]

And by no means were you "confirmed", Umbrage. No idea where you get that idea.

[RayFrost]

Umbrage.

I normally have not had problems with you.

Your play in this game was horrible, your attitude was horrible, and I felt relieved more so than when I lynched a shotty + gandalf hydra in ocarina of time mafia that you were gone from the game. Nothing about this situation is particularly a case of "OMG YOU GUYS ALL SO BADDDDDDD" so much as you were insufferable while also being impossible to read. You weren't "obv town" from any point of view but the view of the scumteam and yourself. Pretending otherwise is delusional.

[Xalxe]

dafuq happened in this thread

[Umbrage]

Your play and role were detrimental to your wincon. You were attracting everyone's (negative) attention to yourself with your "play"
Keeping you alive would have been bad for the town simply because you become a scum bomb they can launch whenever they fucking please. Beloved Princess is not a protown role.

BP is only an anti-town role if lynched instead of NKed.

WHOSE FAULT WAS THAT?

My play was off for the first two days. Big whoop. I was still confirmed town.

And by no means were you "confirmed", Umbrage. No idea where you get that idea.

MUST I GO OVER THIS AGAIN?

I claimed BP.

Scum would never claim BP UNLESS they knew there was a vig.

I had no way of knowing there was no vig at the time I claim.

ERGO I WAS TOWN YOU MORON.

Umbrage.

I normally have not had problems with you.

Your play in this game was horrible, your attitude was horrible, and I felt relieved more so than when I lynched a shotty + gandalf hydra in ocarina of time mafia that you were gone from the game. Nothing about this situation is particularly a case of "OMG YOU GUYS ALL SO BADDDDDDD" so much as you were insufferable while also being impossible to read. You weren't "obv town" from any point of view but the view of the scumteam and yourself. Pretending otherwise is delusional.

Read the above. Fate and co. played against their wincon, and they deserve to be chewed out for it.

[Faraday]

I win games. That's the bottom line. I. WIN. GAMES. Yes, I can be brusque to those who piss me off. Yes, I've said stupid things. But none of that matters because I WIN GAMES. Let me fill you in on my town history.

My second newbie on site: Counter-wagoned and lynched scum before being nightkilled.

Lovers Mafia: Lynched D1 and lost, correctly identified and attempted to lynch one scum pair before death.

Paranoia Mafia: Won, was the leader on all scum lynches.

Execution Mafia: Lost, correctly identified and attempted to lynch at least two scum.

Charlie the Unicorn Mafia: Killed N1 by two scum factions, correctly identified and attempted to lynch scum.

Otters, Tigers and Sharks Mafia: Lost, correctly identified and tried to lynch... around four scum before nightkilled.

Notice a pattern?

you also left out hitchikers guide to the galaxy (another loss)

[Nobody Special]

Hey guys....


Guess what?





I WON.

[Pine]

NS is really the ONLY PERSON who should be bragging about their performance in this game.

[Umbrage]

I win games. That's the bottom line. I. WIN. GAMES. Yes, I can be brusque to those who piss me off. Yes, I've said stupid things. But none of that matters because I WIN GAMES. Let me fill you in on my town history.

My second newbie on site: Counter-wagoned and lynched scum before being nightkilled.

Lovers Mafia: Lynched D1 and lost, correctly identified and attempted to lynch one scum pair before death.

Paranoia Mafia: Won, was the leader on all scum lynches.

Execution Mafia: Lost, correctly identified and attempted to lynch at least two scum.

Charlie the Unicorn Mafia: Killed N1 by two scum factions, correctly identified and attempted to lynch scum.

Otters, Tigers and Sharks Mafia: Lost, correctly identified and tried to lynch... around four scum before nightkilled.

Notice a pattern?

you also left out hitchikers guide to the galaxy (another loss)

... I don't remember that game.

[Nobody Special]

NS is really the ONLY PERSON who should be bragging about their performance in this game.

I am SO putting this in my sig.

[dramonic]

Your play and role were detrimental to your wincon. You were attracting everyone's (negative) attention to yourself with your "play"
Keeping you alive would have been bad for the town simply because you become a scum bomb they can launch whenever they fucking please. Beloved Princess is not a protown role.

BP is only an anti-town role if lynched instead of NKed.

Not the average beloved princess.

[xRECKONERx]

Umbrage, that's fine, you're blacklisted from any of my future games (and any of UT's) for being an insufferable utter cunt the entire game.

Happy trails!

[DeltaWave]

[Umbrage]

Your play and role were detrimental to your wincon. You were attracting everyone's (negative) attention to yourself with your "play"
Keeping you alive would have been bad for the town simply because you become a scum bomb they can launch whenever they fucking please. Beloved Princess is not a protown role.

BP is only an anti-town role if lynched instead of NKed.

Not the average beloved princess.

I don't know about that, but my role only caused an extra night if lynched. I was literally the worst person it was possible to lynch, and there was no game-related reason to lynch me anyway since I was confirmed town. (If you're going to say I wasn't confirmed, read my earlier post and STFU.) The ONLY reason I got lynched is because Fate is a little pissant who can't handle the fact that I demolished him in Spare Me Mafia. I really don't know why Fate's still allowed to play on this site, he's fucked up every game I've played with him. Every one on my lynch (except Katsuki obvs) played against their wincon and should be ashamed.

I'm sorry for losing my temper. I never should have self-voted or given up on the game. But those are petty crimes compared to forgoing your wincon to exact personal revenge. By lynching me, you broke the cardinal rule of mafia and let your team down. I'm disappointed in you. As for me, I'm going to keep on doing what I've been doing because it wins games. You gave up your right to complain when you lynched me.

[Ythan]

Umbrage you got lynched for a reason.