Scumstorm 2011: Fabio's Revenge (August 25-29, 2011)

[Xine]

oh...happy memories... Oman, your turn...

[xRECKONERx]

I WANT TO COME TO THIS SO BAD

[Sudo_Nym]

Then do it, cowboy.

[xRECKONERx]

Pay for it, asswipe.

[Sudo_Nym]

That was uncalled for. I'm just saying, I've got no money to attend Goofbash, but I'm still looking for cheap ways to get there. There's no reason you can't do the same.

[Oman]

Mine is roughly the same. Driving across the longest flattest part of Aus (the Hay Plains), and this guy behind me has pulled out the bottle. Over the radios we were using he starts telling us that he's having problems, let him know if we see a truck coming so that he can focus on the road again. We start laughing and singing a fighter pilot song about struggling with a piss-tube in a jet ("12-inch penis"), and he starts laughing.

Anyway, about a km down the road he just starts swearing and yelling over the radio. Minute later he has his pants off, hanging them out the window trying to dry the massive amounts of urine off them. Turns out rather than the wide-mouth bottle he had tried a regular bottle, and pretty much gotten to the tipping point. When he pulled out (so to speak) a bit fell out, leading him to snatch it and almost pour the entire bottle over his pants. Hilarious, to say the least.

We called him Footlong for a week or so (referring to "12 Inch Penis") and yeah, we haven't let him forget it.

[tanstalas]

That was uncalled for. I'm just saying, I've got no money to attend Goofbash, but I'm still looking for cheap ways to get there. There's no reason you can't do the same.

Reading this made me think of that movie... can't remember what movie it was, may have been a Kevin Smith flick, and hitchhikers and "The unwritten rules of the road"

[bv310]

That'd be Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, iirc.

Also, Oman, I'm pretty sure the nickname "Footlong" is not an insult.

[Oman]

Kind of like calling the 7 foot guy "tiny", it's ironic.

[ReaperCharlie]

Mine is roughly the same. Driving across the longest flattest part of Aus (the Hay Plains), and this guy behind me has pulled out the bottle. Over the radios we were using he starts telling us that he's having problems, let him know if we see a truck coming so that he can focus on the road again. We start laughing and singing a fighter pilot song about struggling with a piss-tube in a jet ("12-inch penis"), and he starts laughing.

Anyway, about a km down the road he just starts swearing and yelling over the radio. Minute later he has his pants off, hanging them out the window trying to dry the massive amounts of urine off them. Turns out rather than the wide-mouth bottle he had tried a regular bottle, and pretty much gotten to the tipping point. When he pulled out (so to speak) a bit fell out, leading him to snatch it and almost pour the entire bottle over his pants. Hilarious, to say the least.

We called him Footlong for a week or so (referring to "12 Inch Penis") and yeah, we haven't let him forget it.

Hahahaha

This was good for a laugh at work.

[jeep]

e-mail me when these happen, please... I'm not likely to see them if posted in the forums. I just randomly wandered in here...

-JEEP

[Ythill]

I was kinda wondering if you were going to come to the last one.

Your email isn't listed. PM it to me please.

[Oman]

I'm totally drawing up plans now. They'll be posted here soon!

[ReaperCharlie]

If Oman comes, I'm cumming.

[Andrius]

I hope to attend, unless I'm in Europe at the time.

[OhGodMyLife]

I'll be on a family trip for most of this August, so if thats when the meet is this isn't my year, but if this does become a tradition I'll be there in the future.

[xRECKONERx]

On the west coast, OGML?

Come to GoofBash. It'll be Caffwagon, on steroids. And maple syrup.

[Ythill]

Yeah, but will they make waffles?

[Sudo_Nym]

Yeah, but will they make waffles?

hehehehehehe

[Nobody Special]

I CANNOT WAIT FOR SCUMSTORM.


That is all.

[Sudo_Nym]

I'm sure we can make arrangements for a special early visit, if you can get up here beforehand. I mean, we did it for Troll, and we're planning on doing it for Oman, right?

[Oman]

I had planned a day or two either side for Portlandviewing.

[OhGodMyLife]

West coast, east coast, Canada, I'd by flying to all of them now so its not much of a difference to me. Now if someone wants to have a gulf coast meet, thats a different story.

[Xine]

Many of those Local Scumstorm Troopers Have heard a bit about this, but I wanted to make sure nobody felt left out. I will Be showing a Piece in this show (Losing my Art Show virginity) And I am really excited for the event. I hope that any of you that would like to come, are able to:
http://portlandloveshow.com/

[Ythill]

The Love Show is awesome, btw. 300 artists will be displaying their work in a warehouse setting with live music, free food, and the chance to mingle with creative types.