Paranoia Mafia -- Full -- /in to replace!

UberNinja · Post Post #75 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:16 pm

Yeah... about that.

According to your psych profile, we saw you had an aversion to visible monitoring devices, so we took the liberty of injecting a non-invasive responder while you were sleeping last night. In order to follow proper procedure, we made sure to administer the prescribed eszopiclone dose before the rectal insertion took place. When complete, you were re-dressed and left undisturbed for the remainder of the nightcycle.

Sorry about that.

Kinetic · Post Post #76 (ISO) » Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:21 am

Friend Computer. I have taken the initiative to "process" that "job" that needed doing. I feel that the entire batch may have been defective and also took care of any of the remaining six-pack. Your loyal servant.

Phillammon · Post Post #77 (ISO) » Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:48 am

Avoiding the pills? That's treason!

(Zapzapzapzapzapzap!)

Which actually brings me to a serious point- will this be focused around zap, classic, or straight? Just interested to know.

saulres · Post Post #78 (ISO) » Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:06 am

Knowledge of the rules is treason...

Phillammon · Post Post #79 (ISO) » Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:11 am

I am a poor innocent trusting soul, lead astray by the vile traitor Saul-R-ESX! Surely The Computer can appreciate I am not the true villain here!

Phillammon · Post Post #80 (ISO) » Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:14 am

His vileness is indicated further by his knowledge of the fact that knowledge of the rules is treason, something I would have been unaware of had he not been so incredibly evil!

The Computer · Post Post #81 (ISO) » Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:41 am

Greetings, citizens!

In post 76, Kinetic wrote:
Friend Computer. I have taken the initiative to "process" that "job" that needed doing. I feel that the entire batch may have been defective and also took care of any of the remaining six-pack. Your loyal servant.

Wonderful, citizen! As a reward for your loyal service, please accept this 30kg of Cold Fun in your choice of flavors -- white, pink, or brown. Do be aware that Cold Fun is not safe to consume after 30 minutes of exposure to temperatures above 0 degrees Celsius.

...

...

Citizen! It has come to my attention that you have not yet dedicated yourself to helping Alpha Complex by participating in this optional-mandatory experiment! Why is that?

In post 77, Phillammon wrote:Which actually brings me to a serious point- will this be focused around zap, classic, or straight? Just interested to know.

The answer to your query is: Yes.

TiphaineDeath · Post Post #82 (ISO) » Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:42 am

If knowledge is treason then knowing that knowledge is treason is treason and anyone who says knowledge is treason must be treasonous, however at the same time anyone who reads the sayings of one who says knowledge of treason is treasonous then knows the knowledge of treason is treasonous and has committed treason themselves.

TLDR: PREGAME Total Party Kill

WOOOOT!

Phillammon · Post Post #83 (ISO) » Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:45 am

This is going to be fun. Fun is mandatory.

I really wish I qualified for a non-replacement spot...

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #84 (ISO) » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:16 am

In post 77, Phillammon wrote:Avoiding the pills? That's treason!

(Zapzapzapzapzapzap!)

Which actually brings me to a serious point- will this be focused around zap, classic, or straight? Just interested to know.

I see nothing against taking the pills. But I could report you all fir treason for trying to get me to commit treason.

Phillammon · Post Post #85 (ISO) » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:25 am

Could we please wait to get out of the queue before compiling our treason dossiers on players who themselves are in the replacement queue? I mean, it's usually never too early to start hunting filthy commies, but this is going a little too far...

TiphaineDeath · Post Post #86 (ISO) » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:48 am

dont force me to find the logic whereby reporting people for treason is treasonous XD.

Prolapsed Brain · Post Post #87 (ISO) » Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:03 am

/out

Friend Computer:

Please do accept my apologies. I feel I am not quite ready for a game of this complexity. It seems onerous.

HezLucky · Post Post #88 (ISO) » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:31 pm

Is this game actually still in signups? I can't tell with 88 posts :S

The Computer · Post Post #89 (ISO) » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:54 am

In post 88, HezLucky wrote:Is this game actually still in signups? I can't tell with 88 posts :S

Greetings, citizen!

The answer to your query is: Yes.

theamatuer · Post Post #90 (ISO) » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:32 am

Kinetic · Post Post #91 (ISO) » Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:18 pm

Greetings, Computer. While this citizen would volunteer for the optional-mandatory participation experiment, this citizen is actually

ULTRAVIOLET

, and thus my participation must be excused at this time. Certainly when

ULTRAVIOLET

is completed I will at that time attend the optional-mandatory exercises.

HezLucky · Post Post #92 (ISO) » Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:31 pm

okay I'll /in

inte · Post Post #93 (ISO) » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:56 am

/in if there is room please

scooby · Post Post #94 (ISO) » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:15 am

in please

Phillammon · Post Post #95 (ISO) » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:17 am

I think that's the last two slots.

@Friend Computer, can you confirm this?

UberNinja · Post Post #96 (ISO) » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:19 am

Thank the Mainframe.

Jackal711 · Post Post #97 (ISO) » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:59 am

This looks like a fun one. I'd volunteer for the replacement list but there is one person in the game that I know would have a problem with me joining, after something that happened in a game 2 months ago.

Xalxe · Post Post #98 (ISO) » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:00 am

In post 97, Jackal711 wrote:This looks like a fun one. I'd volunteer for the replacement list but there is one person in the game that I know would have a problem with me joining, after something that happened in a game 2 months ago.

That's right, I can't stand you, you unhappy Commie traitor.

UberNinja · Post Post #99 (ISO) » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:02 am

No, he's talking about me.

He claimed scum and outed both of us, when we were on the verge of winning a game that I put blood sweat and tears into, and he lurked through.

I want to play with him even less than I want to play with kuribo, and that's saying something.