Three-Pronged Trouser God Mafia GAME OVER- Happy Ending?
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Jaqen Hghar (3) - Warped, Gorkington, DrippingGoofball
Gorkington (1) - Jaqen Hghar
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With 4 alive, it takes 3 to Lynch
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Twilight?>!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
FUCK TWILIGHTParaphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
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I want to read the scum PT
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
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"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet-
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Does anyone know the safeword to end this torture?Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
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In post 6230, Gorkington wrote:only thing im scared of is the fact that i dont know where dgb got those results on imp from
A redirected scum amnesiac tracker? A message sender?Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
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Thanks for confessing scum.Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet-
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No way, though, I don't believe that.
We're not 4 players and two scum.Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
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[The four communers stand at the town square. Intrepid reporter Tara Kockov and her handy cameraman Ben are documenting the events.]
"You guys don't have to do this today," shouts Tara over the roar of hellfire and wind. The screeches of the damned souls battling one another threatens to drown her out. "You can spare everyone today!"
"No," shouts Warped, trying not to be distracted by the Cock Dragon that's fighting Sarah Palin who rides in a giant mech suit. "This ends now!"
"We've decided," saysLady Serene, DrippingGoofball, "It was always Jaqen!"
"No!" Screams Jaqen, "It's Warped! Wait, it's Goofball! Wait, no, it's Gorkington!"
"Enough," says Gorkington. "It's now or never!"
[They hand DrippingGoofball a ceremonial sword. It faintly radiates with the dim power that remains of the Trouser Gods. Perverted runes are etched along the blade. With two other Communers asserting their assent, DGB casts the final vote by beheading Jaqen Hgahar. His body slumps to the ground, blood spilling upon it. For but a moment, the war within the Commune stops. The raging wind of hellfire cease and complete silence gives way.]
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH WHAT A RUUUUUUUUUUUSH!"
[The voice booms from the Heavens. The Three-Pronged Trouser God descends from the heavens, white and pink light radiating from its throbbing manhood. The attacking Republicans and Evangelicals burn to ash when the light touches them. Disembodied Dubya evaporates into nothingness, melting away into the clouds.]
Jaqen Hghar - Jim Austin - Repudickans Vigilante Neighborhas been lynched
"Thank you, my children," says the Three-Pronged Trouser God, addressing the three survivors of the Commune. "Though there have been many sacrifices, you have returned me to power in this holy place. For serving me faithfully, I grant you gifts of pleasure.
DrippingGoofball, aka Denise the Dom. I grant you perfect memory. May you always and forever know your safewords.
Gorkington, or Viola Vale, last of the Great Vale line. I grant you fertility. You shall lead a new generation of WereDickWolf seers. May you defend mankind's dicks.
Warped, Agent Aardvark... You sacrificed your career in the name of protecting your way of life. I grant that your fursuit will never need cleaning, and its strategically placed holes shall always give you pleasure."
[Tara Kockov looks up to the skies]
"What about me?" she says.
"Tara Kockov," says the Trouser Gods, "You were following me all along in your heart. I grant you the gift of knowledge. Through your firm, but soft hands, you may gain insight into anyone's dick secrets."
[She bows in gratitude as the Trouser Gods address Cameraman Ben.]
"Benjamin Dover," says the Trouser Gods, "For your services to my Free Love Commune, I grant you the gift of power. And a task. Several congressional seats are now open thanks to the events of today. It is my will that you shall take one of them, and defend me against my political enemies."
"Oh. Great. Just what I always wanted," says Ben, not convincingly.
"And now, my children. Go forth and be fruitful! Multiply, that the Free Love Commune may once again return to its glory of orgies and decadence!"
[With that, the orgy begins. Somewhere, light years away, in a small metal spaceship, two dong-shaped extraterrestrials discuss the outcome of these events.]
"So," says one of them, "The only human that knew of our existence is now dead."
"Yes," says the other, "And now nothing can stop us from taking over the world."
"We must bide our time, for the Trouser Gods are too strong right now. But soon, very soon the time will be right."
[The two aliens laugh with one another. Back on Earth, the orgy is in full force. The Trouser Gods are radiating erotic energy to everyone. Our story comes to a happy conclusion, and all is well in the Free Love Commune. But for how long?]
DrippingGoofball - Denise the Dom - Commune One-Way NeighborSurvived
Warped- Agent Aardvark - Commune Corrupt FBI AgentSurvived
Gorkington - Viola Vale - Commune Dick Seeing SeerSurvived
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Good job Jaquen. You didn't win, but you gave it one hell of a shot. Given the odds against you, it was good you survived that long. The setup pretty much confirmed you as scum six ways from Sunday. I'll have more to say later after I'm done mourning the loss of my Cowboys.ShowThe scum had the misfortune of Titus being absurdly accurate on day one.Really quite impressed by that.~Drixx
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In post 6240, Sakura Hana wrote:I don't understand how Jaqen wasn't lynched earlier after using the same exact fake claim as Voided...
4 realz?Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
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In post 6244, DrippingGoofball wrote:In post 6240, Sakura Hana wrote:I don't understand how Jaqen wasn't lynched earlier after using the same exact fake claim as Voided...
4 realz?
yeah, they claimed the exact same person, just read the Dead PT, we were all there staring at how he wasn't lynched yet.I bloom in spring?
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