Paranoia Mafia -- Full -- /in to replace!

DarthYoshi · Post Post #50 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:27 am

Confirm pre-/in.

DarthYoshi · Post Post #51 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:41 am

^FTR, confirming my pre-/in seemed a much less painful course of action than having the Computer force-feed me wakey-wakey pills to get me off my ass.

The above statement should be taken in no way as a statement of disrespect towards the Computer that, of course, has my eternal and unwavering loyalty.

TiphaineDeath · Post Post #52 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:50 am

I am now happy, do to the 327 happy pills taken to achieve this great feat I would appreciate it if no one expects any great braining from me in the near future.

All Hail Friend Computer.

Phillammon · Post Post #53 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:36 am

To be brutally honest, the old "Are you a happy communist?" question would be my likely scumhunt method, but then again, I'm not involved unless someone is replaced out.

Oversoul · Post Post #54 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:53 am

Friend Computer

Delve into your archives and search for the keywords "spiritual", "successor", "Secret Society Mafia".

Please tell me what you find.

danakillsu · Post Post #55 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:06 pm

The thing that seems confusing to me about the flavor of this game (stop me if I'm wrong) is that the Communists are the opposition to the Computer, but the Computer's society has a big government, bordering on Orwellian mentality. Seems to me like the Computer is Communist.

Xalxe · Post Post #56 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:07 pm

Friend Computer, I wish to report a traitor!

TiphaineDeath · Post Post #57 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:42 pm

No getting people killed before we have role Pm's X.x.

Tierce · Post Post #58 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:20 pm

In post 57, danakillsu wrote:The thing that seems confusing to me about the flavor of this game (stop me if I'm wrong) is that the Communists are the opposition to the Computer, but the Computer's society has a big government, bordering on Orwellian mentality. Seems to me like the Computer is Communist.

No.

Your answer is: it's Paranoia.

Now take one of these pills and everything will start making sense, fellow citizen.

Vi · Post Post #59 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:27 pm

In post 56, Oversoul wrote:Friend Computer

Delve into your archives and search for the keywords "spiritual", "successor", "Secret Society Mafia".

Please tell me what you find.

Your clearance is not sufficient to access this information.

Tierce · Post Post #60 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:38 pm

In post 61, Vi wrote:/in

FTFY.

Vi · Post Post #61 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:41 pm

In post 0, The Computer wrote:
Reviewed by:
Andrius, Vi, Regfan

Yes. Yes, by all means invite the person with UV clearance to play.

Friend computer! Please treat this /in by proxy as official!

Tierce · Post Post #62 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:06 pm

But of course. Fellow troubleshooters whom the Friend Computer trusts are always welcome!

mcqueen · Post Post #63 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:18 pm

Question @Tierce - Are you a guy or a girl?

danakillsu · Post Post #64 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:37 pm

In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=3936212#p3936212]post 67[/url], mcqueen wrote:
In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=3936207#p3936207]post 65[/url], mcqueen wrote:Fuck you all... except Oversoul.

...and BBmolla.

Generalizations will seldom get you anywhere. I'm glad you're not playing now that I see what you're really like.

mcqueen wrote:Question @Tierce - Are you a guy or a girl?

Question @mcqueen - Are you really still posting in this thread?

Oversoul · Post Post #65 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:07 pm

In post 61, Vi wrote:
In post 56, Oversoul wrote:Friend Computer

Delve into your archives and search for the keywords "spiritual", "successor", "Secret Society Mafia".

Please tell me what you find.
Your clearance is not sufficient to access this information.

That can change.

Mcqueen, Tierce is a girl.

saulres · Post Post #66 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:10 pm

Vatcrap.

Citizens, I have been ordered by a superior in my Service Group to report for mandatory duty in this mission. I am therefore

/in

ning, with as much enthusiasm as I can muster.

I regret to inform you, however, that Commie Mutant Traitors have tampered with the wakey-wakey pills provided to my creche, and they are not up to the usual high standards as required by Friend Computer. Of course I have terminated those Commie Mutant Traitors quite thoroughly.

However, docbots were unable to counter the effects of the tampered medication (I suspect Corpore Metal involvement), and therefore, my performance may not be up to what is usually expected from a Troubleshooter. If you feel that this will be a hindrance to the mission, please feel free to Mcq-U-EEN me.

I must go now; my supervisor is due for his biannual boot-polishing and my tongue is still sticky from my last B3. But I shall return as soon as I am able to.

Remember: Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #67 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:16 pm

You got a laser? All I got was this rice hat.

UberNinja · Post Post #68 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:27 pm

In post 71, saulres wrote:Citizens, I have been ordered by a superior in my Service Group to report for mandatory duty in this mission. I am therefore
/in
ning, with as much enthusiasm as I can muster.

I regret to inform you, however, that Commie Mutant Traitors have tampered with the wakey-wakey pills provided to my creche, and they are not up to the usual high standards as required by Friend Computer. Of course I have terminated those Commie Mutant Traitors quite thoroughly.

However, docbots were unable to counter the effects of the tampered medication (I suspect Corpore Metal involvement), and therefore, my performance may not be up to what is usually expected from a Troubleshooter. If you feel that this will be a hindrance to the mission, please feel free to Mcq-U-EEN me.

I must go now; my supervisor is due for his biannual boot-polishing and my tongue is still sticky from my last B3. But I shall return as soon as I am able to.

Remember: Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!

This is gonna be epic.

Xalxe · Post Post #69 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:31 pm

saulres, I love you forever and ever. Never leave our cult.

You too Tierce.

Tierce · Post Post #70 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:50 pm

In post 71, saulres wrote:
Vatcrap.

Citizens, I have been ordered by a superior in my Service Group to report for mandatory duty in this mission. I am therefore
/in
ning, with as much enthusiasm as I can muster.

I regret to inform you, however, that Commie Mutant Traitors have tampered with the wakey-wakey pills provided to my creche, and they are not up to the usual high standards as required by Friend Computer. Of course I have terminated those Commie Mutant Traitors quite thoroughly.

However, docbots were unable to counter the effects of the tampered medication (I suspect Corpore Metal involvement), and therefore, my performance may not be up to what is usually expected from a Troubleshooter. If you feel that this will be a hindrance to the mission, please feel free to Mcq-U-EEN me.

I must go now; my supervisor is due for his biannual boot-polishing and my tongue is still sticky from my last B3. But I shall return as soon as I am able to.

Remember: Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!

omgomgomgleeee <3

That said, if your genes turn out to have become treacherous and mutant, you're going down. >.>

Xalxe wrote:saulres, I love you forever and ever. Never leave our cult.

You too Tierce.

Of course not,

boss

fellow citizen.

Wait... did you say cult?

Friend Computer! I'd like to report a traitor!

UberNinja · Post Post #71 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:59 pm

In post 74, Xalxe wrote:saulres, I love you forever and ever. Never leave our cult.

You too Tierce.

I hereby request to join the cult of Xalxe.

Amrun · Post Post #72 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:17 pm

I promised.

/in

The Computer · Post Post #73 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:26 pm

Greetings, citizens!

The Computer is Your Friend!

In post 56, Oversoul wrote:Friend Computer

Delve into your archives and search for the keywords "spiritual", "successor", "Secret Society Mafia".

Please tell me what you find.

...beep...beep...beep...Accessing...

Secret Society Mafia: Noun.
1. A "game" where "players" pretended to be in Secret Societies. Being in a Secret Society is, of course, treason. Players pretending to be in them are only seeking to practice their treason in private before unleashing it in public. Purged from Alpha Complex at [deleted for security reasons] in order to prevent the spread of treason, as per directive [deleted for security reasons]. Your interest in this treasonous activity has been logged for further review. Have a nice daycycle.
2. A game where Oversoul figured out the opposing scumteam and then "snuffed it."

In post 57, danakillsu wrote:The thing that seems confusing to me about the flavor of this game (stop me if I'm wrong) is that the Communists are the opposition to the Computer, but the Computer's society has a big government, bordering on Orwellian mentality. Seems to me like the Computer is Communist.

In post 58, Xalxe wrote:Friend Computer, I wish to report a traitor!

Citizen Danak-I-LSU-1 has been terminated for treasonous thought against The Computer. Everyone, please welcome Citizen Danak-I-LSU-2 to the game.

Citizen Xalxe-R-XLX-1 has been named this week's Hero of Our Complex for his dedication to uprooting treason!

Tierce wrote:Wait... did you say cult?

Friend Computer! I'd like to report a traitor!

Citizen Xalxe-R-XLX-1 has been terminated for treasonous thought against The Computer...

In post 63, Vi wrote:
In post 0, The Computer wrote:
Reviewed by:
Andrius, Vi, Regfan
Yes. Yes, by all means invite the person with UV clearance to play.

Friend computer! Please treat this /in by proxy as official!

I'm sorry, but allowing those with

ULTRAVIOLET

security clearance into the game is not allowed by directive 3.17...
*Vi can be seen typing at its keyboard*
I'm sorry, but

ULTRAVIOLET

those security clearances with allowing...
*Vi curses, types faster*
I'm sorry, but please bring your tray tables to their full and upright positions. The passenger zone is for loading...
*Vi stops, types something else*
I would be happy to accept your /in, Citizen Vi!

In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=3936207#p3936207]post 65[/url], mcqueen wrote:Fuck you all... except Oversoul.

Citizen, further displays of unhappiness can be detrimental to the morale of your team. Poor morale has been shown to be a factor in at least 107% of Troubleshooter mission failures. Continued evidence of unhappiness will be purged.

Have a nice daycycle.

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #74 (ISO) » Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:48 pm

Now...This is getting interesting. I think Im going to avoid the pills for now and those tracking devices I see everyone has.