Mini 749 - Antarctic Mafia [Game Over]

[DraketheFake]

didn't think what would be easy, DraketheFake?

To find scum, of course.

Er, ah, "Finding scum, of course."

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

ZEEnon - 3 (Nuwen, Mizz.Mafia, DraketheFake)
Nuwen - 1 (Amished)
Fishythefish - 2 (JereIC, pacman281292)
JereIC - 1 (Light-kun)
DraketheFake - 3 (na85, ZEEnon, Debonair Danny DiPiertro)
na85 - 1 (Fishythefish)

Not Voting - freeko

12 alive, 7 to lynch.


-Mod

[ZEEnon]

didn't think what would be easy, DraketheFake?

Er, ah, "Finding scum, of course."

please list all the reasons why you already assume that i'm scum .

[Amished]

Fishy raises some serious points here people! I think the proper response is to let Fishy find a mate, let them reproduce (making them be even happier) *then* eat all the fish, so we're all full. I'd definitely vote for this course of action! Even if it's mechanical, I have a sneaking suspicion we're lacking in our iron intake

[DraketheFake]

please list all the reasons why you already assume that i'm scum.

1. I'm voting for you, and I do not vote for town players, therefore since I am voting for you you must be scum.
2. You said that your favorite animal was a cow, whereas in this game all of the (pro-town) players are penguins, therefore admitting that your favorite animal is not within the realm of possibility for a townie is tantamount to anti-town behavior.
3. I don't like your face.
4. Or your shoes.

Open and shut, ladies and gentlepenguins.

[Debonair Danny DiPietro]

please list all the reasons why you already assume that i'm scum.

1. I'm voting for you, and I do not vote for town players, therefore since I am voting for you you must be scum.
2. You said that your favorite animal was a cow, whereas in this game all of the (pro-town) players are penguins, therefore admitting that your favorite animal is not within the realm of possibility for a townie is tantamount to anti-town behavior.
3. I don't like your face.
4. Or your shoes.

Open and shut, ladies and gentlepenguins.

I remain unconvinced.

[ZEEnon]

1. I'm voting for you, and I do not vote for town players, therefore since I am voting for you you must be scum.

do i see circle reasoning ?

[DraketheFake]

I remain unconvinced.

Who needs you anyhow? Nuwen and Mizz.Mafia are better than you any day.

(But I made my case so bulletproooooooooof.)

[DraketheFake]

do i see circle reasoning ?

Are we playing that questions-only game from Rosencrantz and Guldenstern Are Dead?

[ZEEnon]

post 51 should answer your question .

[DraketheFake]

Not a question 1-Love.

[ZEEnon]

i'll pretend i userstood that .

[na85]

please list all the reasons why you already assume that i'm scum.

1. I'm voting for you, and I do not vote for town players, therefore since I am voting for you you must be scum.
2. You said that your favorite animal was a cow, whereas in this game all of the (pro-town) players are penguins, therefore admitting that your favorite animal is not within the realm of possibility for a townie is tantamount to anti-town behavior.
3. I don't like your face.
4. Or your shoes.

Open and shut, ladies and gentlepenguins.

You make a pretty strong case. Let's lynch Zeenon.

[DraketheFake]

You make a pretty strong case. Let's lynch Zeenon.

There's 4 votes, Mr. non (5 if we're using Fishy's math). A claim seems prescient. Maybe even cogent. To what strangers, what welcome.

[ZEEnon]

haha as if i'm going to say anything, lynch if you'd like, scum .

[DraketheFake]

Guys, did you hear what he called me?

That is just plain rude.

[Nuwen]

Who needs you anyhow? Nuwen and Mizz.Mafia are better than you any day.

I'll admit it, the shoes point really won me over.

[na85]

Guys, did you hear what he called me?

That is just plain rude.

Totally. And you know what? Only scum would be rude.

Cogito Ergo Sum.

[Fishythefish]

Vote: Fishythefish

because he just seems fishy.

Obviously, the recent attacks on me have been serious and grave, and deserve a full and thorough response. There are a few points I would like to make absolutely clear.
1. As Amished suggests, there isn't nearly enough of me to go round. Penguins eat fish whole, and there is no way 11 penguins can possibly share 1 fish.

So anyone wanting to kill a fish wants it all for themselves, hence is scum

2. It is well known that fish, like other animals, should be killed when in a state of happiness, so that their muscles are relaxed and the meat is more tender. It would be far more sensible to let me die peacefully.

So anyone wanting to lynch a fish is antitown

3. Penguins only eat live fish.

So anyone wanting to kill a fish is certainly not a penguin, hence is scum

4. Actually, the fish in the picture is a robot fish.

In light of this evidence, I fully expect those voting for me to:
1) Unvote me
2) Admit that they are scum
3) Vote for themselves
Anything else is merely prolonging the inevitable.

Less arguing, more getting in mah belleh. OM NOM NOM NOM

Here is JereIC, completely changing his reason for voting for me! At first, he says I am a bit fishy, but when other players bring up another line of argument, he jumps on it, even after I have clearly demonstrated that it is nonsense! What is this, if not trying to force through a townie lynch, with no thought for logic, reason or debate?
At this point I think JereIC is obvscum. There is no need for a claim- I cannot think of a claim which could make me think about lynching anyone else. The only question that remains, before we lynch this vile scum, is who his partner(s) are. One, I think, is obvious- ZEEnon. It has struck me throughout that these two players are very carefully and deliberately

completely avoiding ANY contact with one another

. Add this to the excellent points Drake has recently made against ZEEnon, and I think we have tomorrow's lynch.

[na85]

Looks like the game is already won. Scum should just give up now to save us all some time.

Mafiosi: Claim please, so that we can lynch you expediently.

[DraketheFake]

Hi 1 everybody!

(I still don't like your dancing cow. But then, it did helps us track down those damn scummers.)

(If this was a cop movie, this is the point at which I'd pat you on the shoulder in a manly-yet-touching fashion. Unfortunately, this is a game of Mafia and I am in fact a penguin.)

[DraketheFake]

At this point I think JereIC is obvscum. There is no need for a claim- I cannot think of a claim which could make me think about lynching anyone else.

I knew there was a reason I wanted to keep this man around.

[Nuwen]

You're all forgetting one key piece of the penguin puzzle.

[Debonair Danny DiPietro]

You're all forgetting one key piece of the penguin puzzle.

It looks like you wrote down swear words in my name, why do you hate me Nuwen?

[freeko]

Ok, so I am not taking part in the random vote/ joke phase for now. I am just all out of random witty sarcasm for the time being.

vote : nuwen

You took more time to point out that I havent participated int he random stage than you did to draw that trainwreck of.. uhh I dont know what that is actually.

Guess I am taking part in the not so random OMGUS vote phase though

[pacman281292]

Obviously, the recent attacks on me have been serious and grave, and deserve a full and thorough response. There are a few points I would like to make absolutely clear.
1. As Amished suggests, there isn't nearly enough of me to go round. Penguins eat fish whole, and there is no way 11 penguins can possibly share 1 fish.

So anyone wanting to kill a fish wants it all for themselves, hence is scum

2. It is well known that fish, like other animals, should be killed when in a state of happiness, so that their muscles are relaxed and the meat is more tender. It would be far more sensible to let me die peacefully.

So anyone wanting to lynch a fish is antitown

3. Penguins only eat live fish.

So anyone wanting to kill a fish is certainly not a penguin, hence is scum

4. Actually, the fish in the picture is a robot fish.

In light of this evidence, I fully expect those voting for me to:
1) Unvote me
2) Admit that they are scum
3) Vote for themselves
Anything else is merely prolonging the inevitable.

2. no ur wrong
3. 4 invalidates it, as penguins don't eat robots. DIE FISHSCUM DIE
4. See 3