Worst role ideas?

[Majiffy]

Jake please run a game and give me the bread role.

[Jake from State Farm]

Jake please run a game and give me the bread role.

If I was able to cherry pick who gets what, I'd do it in a heart beat

[Majiffy]

Make a game called "Loaf Lover Mafia" and make everyone the bread role.

[Majiffy]

If you don't do it, I'm doing it.

[IceGuy]

You are the

Realistic Vanilla Townie

.

At 6 a.m., you wake up to get dressed and go to work in the nearest metropolitan area, dropping off your children at the daycare. You work all day, stopping only to buy lunch at the cafeteria, when you finally return home at 6 p.m. Your partner has already brought the children home and made dinner for your family. After dinner, you play with the children and send them to bed by 8 p.m. You snuggle up with your partner in bed, watching a movie, until you go to sleep at midnight.

You don't lynch people. That would be illegal and get you arrested, and besides, why would you do it anyway? It's not like you care about this "Mafia" thing.

[Majiffy]

You are the

Depressed Realistic Vanilla Townie.

At 6 a.m., you wake up to get dressed and go to work at a job you hate in the nearest crime-ridden, polluted metropolitan area, dropping off your children at the sub-optimal, overpriced daycare. You work all day, with only enough time to get a candy bar from a vending machine for lunch, when you finally return home at 6 p.m. Your partner has been in bed all day with the wealthier, more successful neighbor, Kenny. You storm off in a fit of disgust and drink yourself to death over the next twenty years. Your children forget you exist and none of them show up at your funeral.

Each night, you may choose to gripe about your lot in life to another player, and make them equally miserable.

You win when everyone else is just as upset about their lives as you are.

[Jake from State Farm]

I'm modding a game right now so I can't.

[Majiffy]

I'm modding two so suck it, Trebek.

[Jake from State Farm]

If I was allowed to run 2 I would.

I guess I could if I revealed my main, but I'm not doing that.

[Majiffy]

Well one is off-site. But I could do two on here, I think.

[Jake from State Farm]

What site?

[Lurker]

You are an

impersonator delayed serial killer

Each night, you may select one person. They are put in a thread with you, and told that they are masons.

The night after the night they are recrutied, you "Die", and flip "Flavored 1-shot mason recruiter."

The other mason is now told the truth, that they now have the role and wincon of the previous serial killer, and must do it again.

If a mafia is recruited, you "die" upon recuitment, but instead transform that mafiaoso's role into this one. (Like the town, cept without conf town status and personal PM for 1 night)

You win when all killing roles have been eliminated.
(Note: Will win, even if they are not alive)

[Jake from State Farm]

actually saw this on another site, it sounds good for the lulz but it really is a bad role

you are the

Puppet master

at the beginning of the game you choose 1 person to be your puppet and they will do the kills for you and they will have no memory of performing the kills.

[saulres]

You are a

realistic doctor

. You don't make house calls, when someone has a problem they come to you during normal business hours. If someone dies, well, they couldn't pay your prices anyway so oh well.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

You are

Realistic Mafia

. You can make as many nightkills as you want cause you're not bound by any rules to make killing people fair.

[izakthegoomba]

You are the

Realistic Cop

.

You already know who pretty much all of the mafia are, but you don't have enough evidence to bust them. And of course, you're not allowed to share any of your information with the general public - you can only discuss it with your partner, XXX, who is under the same restriction.

You win when all the mafia and their associates are all safely locked up; if anybody dies, you'll lose and be under investigation for years.

[Klazam]

You are the

Realistic Cop

.

You already know who pretty much all of the mafia are, but you don't have enough evidence to bust them. And of course, you're not allowed to share any of your information with the general public - you can only discuss it with your partner, XXX, who is under the same restriction.

You win when all the mafia and their associates are all safely locked up; if anybody dies, you'll lose and be under investigation for years.

and you have to prevent all lynches, because it is a unlawful form of vigilantism.

[Mr. Flay]

You are a

Realistic Townie

. Oh look, Survivor is on!

[Jake from State Farm]

you are

typical mafiascum player

you do nothing but lurk and go into self preservation mode and don't really care if you catch scum or not.

[quadz08]

that's not a role

[CuddlyCaucasian]

you are

typical mafiascum player

you do nothing but lurk and go into self preservation mode and don't really care if you catch scum or not.

But everyone does that anyways, it wouldn't really be adding anything to the game bro

[Bacde]

You are a

Vanilla Power Role

Every night, you may visit one other player of your choice. This visit is not trackable or watchable nor will it show up to voyeurs.

[Jake from State Farm]

You are a

Vanilla Power Role

Every night, you may visit one other player of your choice. This visit is not trackable or watchable nor will it show up to voyeurs.

Sort of like a ninja

[Bacde]

Except the visit does nothing

[Leafsnail]

Under some rulesets you'd be able to tell if you've been blocked.