DEFCON Mafia 2.0 - Over, American Victory!

Fate · Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:24 pm

YES YES

NUKE AV

NUKE SPYREX

GAWD WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

Fate · Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:25 pm

(btw I'd totally suspect Faraday if AV flipped town and he just called for a nuke on the guy with the guilty

jus' sayin')

Fate · Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:40 pm

Abort Launch

I, Fate, will not have my hands stained with American blood.

Not this day.

Fate · Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:45 pm

THAT WASN'T THE FUCKING INTENT.

I KNOW YOUR HELLBENT ON GETTING YOUR JUSTIFIED MISLYNCH YOU GODDAMN COMMIE.

I JUST DONT FUCKIN THINK JACK IS CHINESE ANYMORE

Fate · Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:47 pm

IT OBVIOUSLY WORKED

Fate · Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:48 pm

FUCK YOU JACK.

I WAS STILL THE FIRST TO SAY IT.

I STILL GET THE SCUMMY GOD DAMMNT

Fate · Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:15 pm

LOOK AT HOW THE SCUMBAG LURKS TO AVOID EXPLAINING HOW ME ABORTING JACK MAKES NO SENSE AS RUSSIAN.

SEE HOW HE LURKS

Fate · Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:18 pm

NUKE: SPYREX

JUST.
FUCKING.
KIDDING.

(Haha. No. --AGM)

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:52 am

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HORSESHIT.

ONCE AGAIN.

WHY IS AV STILL ALIVE

NUKE: AUROUSVOX

I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S SUICIDING AGAINST ME SINCE IM FLIPPING TOWN.

GREEN, BLUE, AND WHITE BITCHES

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:23 pm

GODDAMN SCUMBAGS EVERYWHERE

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:40 pm

MINA BELIEVE IN ME.

NOT THE YOU THAT BELIEVES IN ME.

BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU.

TOGETHER OUR LOVE WILL BE THE LOVE THAT PIERCES THE HEAVENS.

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:42 pm

But in all seriousness I cannot. canNOT believe that you are LETTING fucking SpyreX slide by with his "NUKE ME. NUKE ME MINA. COME ON MINA NUKE ME" knowing full 100% well you won't and thus earning free town-points.

AND I JUST FIGURED OUT WHY AV IS FAKING A GUILTY ON ME.

HE IS SCUM.
HE KNOWS HE IS SCUM.

EVERYONE KNOWS HE IS SCUM.

AND ONCE I FLIP TOWN MINA

HAS

TO NUKE AV.

THUS SPYREX SURVIVES.

SPYREX IS HAVING AV TAKE THE NUKE FOR HIM.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

MINA NUKE SPYREX RIGHT NOW

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:49 pm

JACK WHAT THE FUCK?

ARE YOU?

WHAT?

KATSUKI NUKED ME WHILE GOING DOWN.
AND RUSSIAN SCUM PROTECTED ME.

YEAH IM FUCKING CHINESE.

YOU GOT ME.

I'LL BE LOLING IN THE CORNER WHEN YOU DUMB FUCKS LOSE TO JACKSCUM.

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:51 pm

PRETENDING TO FORGET WHO YOUR BUDDIES NUKED.

CLASSIC JACK.

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:53 pm

WHAT ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:56 pm

Jack wrote:Well, I don't know why you would abort as russian scum, but I can't see you nuking me as town.

BECAUSE.
YOU.
ARE.
THE.
ONLY.
CHINESE.
SCUMBAG.
WHO.
WOULDN'T.
KILL.
AV.

WHAT PART OF THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE TO YOU>

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:33 pm

MINA.

THAT IS NOT A SPYREX NUKE.

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:06 pm

BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE I TRUST TO NUKE HIM.

AND HE IS ASKING YOU SO IF I ASKED FARADAY OR THOSE OTHER SCUMBAGS THEY'D SAY "well derpp derp spy said Mina shuold nuke him"

I LOVE YOU MINA I"M NOT SCUM.

I JUST WISH YOU WOULD MAKE SPYREX THE DEAD SOONER INSTEAD OF MAKING THIS DAY LAST MONTHS BEFORE JUSTICE CAN BE DONE.

AND YES AV IS 100% CONFIRMED SCUM WHICH IS WHY HE SHOULD JUST BE LYNCH FODDER OR WHATEVER. NUKES ARE FOR THE UNCERTAINTY.

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:14 pm

KEEP RIDING THAT TRAIN OF "I'M 100% CERTAIN" THEN THE INEVITABLE "HOOOOOO LOOK WHAT HAPPENED OOPS." THAT WILL COME EARLIER.

YOU'RE TOO EASILY READ SPYREX.

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:15 pm

SPYREX WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU OUTING THAT WE WOULD DO THIS AS SCUM TOGETHER?

WHY?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE PROMISES WE MADE?

OF THE GAME WE WERE SCUM TOGETHER?

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:20 pm

THEN YOU SHOULD'VE NUKED CHESSKID.

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE LOSING ANYTHING.

WHY COULDN'T YOU STICK TO THE GODDAMN PLAN.

WHERE IS THE LOVE?

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:22 pm

ONCE AGAIN,

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL ALIVE

THERE'S STILL TIME TO RECALL.

THERE'S STILL TIME TO RIGHT WHAT'S WRONG.

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:24 pm

ALSO YOU DAMN WELL SHOULD TRUST MINA.

MY PLAN HAD A TOWN WIN GUARANTEED BUT YOU WANTED TO GO AND FUCKING NUKE ME FOR THE "GLORY" INSTEAD OF LOSING YOUR LIFE TO A GODDAMN FOOL LIKE CHESSKID.

STYLE POINTS.

LIKE I SAID.

BUT OOOOOOOOOH ITS WORKING OUT WELL FOR YOU ISN'T IT.

MINA'S ALL SPARKLY EYES "wowowoowow spyrex youre so MANLY being brave enough to ask to be nuked. Plus my TRUE LOVE is dying, but I can't be hung up on him forever....>"

AND THE OTHER DERPADERPAS DONT WANT TO NUKE YOU BECAUSE THERE ARE BETTER TARGETS FOR THE CHINESE SCUMBAG TO NUKE LIKE: AV BECAUSE ITS A SURE-FIRE NUKE,.

Fate · Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:24 pm

SpyreX wrote:I DONT KNOW WHY I AM STILL ALIVE

THAT DOESNT CHANGE THAT WE KNEW TODAY WE HAD TO HOLD HANDS AS CHARRED BODIES.

I EVEN SAID IT YESTERDAY

WHICH IS WHY YOU WOULD HAVE DIED

LAST NIGHT

AND I WOULD'VE TAKEN MY FUCKING CHANCES WITH SOCIO+PERCY COMBO.

Fate · Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:06 am

I THOUGHT I HAD MORE TIME TO LIVE.

I'M SO SORRY.

I JUST WANTED TO LIVE TO THE END OF THE WORLD WITH MY ONE LOVE.

AND START OVER AGAIN.

I DIDN'T CHOOSE WHERE I WAS BORN.

I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE COLOR OF MY SKIN.

IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY.

I DIDN'T WANT THIS.

I JUST WANTED...

a...

new world...

*dies*

Fate · Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:54 pm

MY MASTER PLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Fate · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:02 pm

You think you can lynch Baku D1?
HAH GL WITH THAT.

ROFL

WHO KNEW RE-READING MY OWN QT WOULD BE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS.

I DID THE IMPOSSIBLE HEHEHHAHHAAAAAAA

Fate · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:05 pm

Mina wrote:
Fate wrote:MY MASTER PLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
DAMN YOU, FATE!

IF YOU REALLY LOVED ME, YOU WOULDN'T TIE ME TO YOUR FLIP AND PUT ME IN AN AWKWARD POSITION WHERE I HAD TO GET AV VIGGED SO AS TO CLEAR MY NAME! YOU'D HAVE AIDED MY EFFORTS TO SURVIVE ARMAGEDDON!

This is what happens when I trust a communist
who isn't my kind of communist
.

DID YOU NOT READ THE DEAD QT?

"I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE RUSSIAN.

BUT I WAS AND I WORKED WITH WHAT I HAD.

ALL I WANTED WAS TO ELIMINATE THE FILTH FROM THIS WORLD.

THE RACIST ASSHOLES WHO COULDN'T CO-EXIST WITH THEIR FELLOW MAN.

AN ARMAGEDDON TO WIPE THE SCUM FROM THE EARTH AND CREATE A NEW WORLD OF EQUALITY.

INTERNET STRANGER WAS FIRST.

ALL HE CARED ABOUT WAS HOW I WAS RUSSIAN, HE COULD GIVE LESS A DAMN ABOUT HOW I WAS HUMAN THE SAME AS HE.

ALL HE CARED ABOUT WAS HIS STUPID PATRIOTISM AND HIS COUNTRY THAT HAS BEEN SO TWISTED FROM ITS ORIGINAL IDEAS LOYALTY TO IT IS BLIND AND IGNORANT.

THEN I WAS GOING STRAIGHT ON THE TRAIN TO VICTORY.

THEN SOCIOPATH.

BY VERY DEFINITION OF HIS NAME, HE COULD GIVE LESS OF A FUCK ABOUT MY IDEALS. MY DREAMS.

HE CRUSHED THEM ALL. HE KILLED MY SUPPORT. HE REFUSED TO BACKDOWN BECAUSE OF HIS CRUEL FUCKING NATURE.

HE RUINED IT ALL.

SO AS MUCH AS I NEEDED SPYREX DEAD, I KILLED SOCIOPATH. FOR JUSTICE.

FOR THE ONE WHO GAVE HIS LIFE TO ME. INHIM.

THEN THE FINAL DAY.

MINA CAME INTO MY LIFE.

FROM THE FIRST MOMENT I SAW HER ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS CREATE A NEW WORLD WITH HER.

A PLACE WHERE WE COULD BE TOGETHER REGARDLESS OF WHERE WE CAME FROM.

A NEW WEST SIDE STORY.

BUT SPYREX, IN HIS ARROGANCE, IN HIS DISTRUST FOR ME, IN HIS FOOLISHNESS. LIKE A GODDAMN AMERICAN IDIOT, HE SAID "WELL IF IM GOING TO DIE I'LL KILL THE BASTARD WITH ME" INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING THE PLAN.

THE RIGHTEOUS PLAN.

DAMN YOU TO HELL SPYREX.

WHY DID YOU INTERFERE WITH MINA AND MY LOVE?

JUST FOR PETTY DIFFERENCES? THE PLACE WE WERE BORN?

YOU WERE MORE ENLIGHTENED THAN THAT.

OR SO I THOUGHT."

IT WAS GONNA BE JUST YOU AND ME AT THE END OF THE WORLD <3

Fate · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:20 pm

You lose either way:

-You were nuking someone you thought was Russian, aka crosskilling Aka BAD for you Chinese bois.
-You were nuking me just for PL funsies because I couldn't be lynched, aka BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AND IF IT WASNT FOR YOUR TARDASS NUKE SPYREX WOULDVE NEVER HATED ON ME

Fate · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:24 pm

Katsuki wrote:
Fate wrote:You lose either way:

-You were nuking someone you thought was Russian, aka crosskilling Aka BAD for you Chinese bois.
-You were nuking me just for PL funsies because I couldn't be lynched, aka BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AND IF IT WASNT FOR YOUR TARDASS NUKE SPYREX WOULDVE NEVER HATED ON ME
NO I KNEW YOU WERE SCUM.
YOU KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT AS IF I CAN'T READ YOU FATE. THIS MAKES 3/3 GAMES WHERE I CALLED YOU SCUM AND WAS RIGHT.
NUKING YOU WAS THE RIGHT MOVE CONSIDERING MY TEAM WAS NOT GOING TO SURVIVE AT THE TIME OF MY NUKING (BOB = NUKEFODDER AND BABY FLAKE = USELESS).

Ok the you crosskilled which as I said was sub-optimal play for your faction at that time, as it leaves WAAAAAAY too many fucking townies alive.

Fate · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:25 pm

4/4? What kind of horse shit statistics is that?

Lyncher game.... This game.... ????

Kitoari's game doesn't count, because you just got me as scum through your role and not through day play.

Etc.

Fate · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:26 pm

WHY NOT TAKE A TOWN FARADAY DOWN WITH YOU FOR STYLE POINTS.

YOU DUMB FUCK.

YOUR TEAM COULDVE WON, ME AND MINA WOULDA COASTED TO VICTORY IF I DIDNT HAVE THAT FUCKING DEAD DOCTOR HANGING OVER ME

Fate · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:30 pm

Oh fuck me.

Scum with VV AGAIN.

There goes my win streak

Take this post, the first one done in the QT by a Russian.

Take the player list

Toogeloo (American, Missile silo) - Lynched Day 1
Bunnylover (American, Missile silo) - Lynched Day 2
Internet Stranger (American, Fallout shelter) - Stealth bombed Night 2
RedCoyote (American, Submarine) - Stealth bombed Night 2
SnakePlissken Jed Cooper (American, Fighter) - Nuked Day 3
Katsuki (Chinese, Missile silo) - Nuked Day 3
inHimshallibe VasudeVa (Russian, Battleship) - Nuked Day 3
bobsnox (Chinese, Radar) - Nuked Day 3
danakillsu (American, Aircraft carrier) - Nuked Day 3
DizzyIzzyB13 gandalf5166 (American, Missile silo) - Lynched Day 3
SocioPath (American, Missile silo) - Stealth bombed Night 3
Percy (American, Eavesdrop) - Stealth bombed Night 3
Fate (Russian, Missile silo) - Nuked Day 4
AurorusVox (Russian, Espionage) - Nuked Day 4
Mina Baby Spice (Chinese, Missile silo) - Lynched Day 4

Now assign them all letters

o Toogeloo (American, Missile silo) - Lynched Day 1
h Bunnylover (American, Missile silo) - Lynched Day 2
f Internet Stranger (American, Fallout shelter) - Stealth bombed Night 2
u RedCoyote (American, Submarine) - Stealth bombed Night 2
c SnakePlissken Jed Cooper (American, Fighter) - Nuked Day 3
k Katsuki (Chinese, Missile silo) - Nuked Day 3
m inHimshallibe VasudeVa (Russian, Battleship) - Nuked Day 3
e bobsnox (Chinese, Radar) - Nuked Day 3
s danakillsu (American, Aircraft carrier) - Nuked Day 3
C DizzyIzzyB13 gandalf5166 (American, Missile silo) - Lynched Day 3
U SocioPath (American, Missile silo) - Stealth bombed Night 3
M Percy (American, Eavesdrop) - Stealth bombed Night 3
w Fate (Russian, Missile silo) - Nuked Day 4
i AurorusVox (Russian, Espionage) - Nuked Day 4
t Mina Baby Spice (Chinese, Missile silo) - Lynched Day 4

etc.
etc.

My code was unbreakable by Percy and Jack, <3

Fate · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:31 pm

Capital letters were for letters that were doubled. Aka the second C in the code was capitalized.

FUN FACT:

The last night me and AV talked the letters lines up perfectly such that:

s=sociopath
c=chesskid
k=kitoari

or something like that, either way they lined up eerily.

Fate · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:38 pm

SpyreX wrote:I do like how you thought I was scum because I knew what the scumitch would be this one too <3.

I just dont approve of being your example of a tard. I NEVER

YOU KNOW I DIDN MEAN IT.

I WAS JUST USING YOUR NAME BECAUSE I WAS SO LONELY IN THAT QT.

WITH THE LIKES OF VV AND AV, I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN ALONE.

ALL ALONE AGAINST A POWERFUL TOWN.

I WAS JUST SO SCARED

Fate · Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:48 pm

But we'd have to make sure people like Jack and Faraday we're already dead.

Its a shame how people are predisposed to be paranoid and watch for all of our would-be glorious gambits.....

Fate · Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:24 am

DAMN IT SOCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fate · Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:03 am

HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA FUCK WHINE FOR?

YOUR PLAY WAS SHITTY AS ALL HELL.

DEAL WITH IT.

Fate · Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:54 pm

(I see how you conveniently left out the part where you thought Baby was scum WITH me and you started thinking I was town as the day went on)

/grin

Fate · Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:12 am

I apologize for not being clear in our scum on scum day communication. I'll admit I wasn't thinking it through at first, as my initial reaction is "they want US to kill Percy? Why in the hell..." because I didn't feel threatened by Percy at all at that point.

Fate · Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:04 pm

Owned.