Narninian Apprentice: Season 2

[Bruno]

Well, I got some extra stuff, and I'm tradin them for 5 points each.

Weapon: Swedish Penis Enlarger -- Used Austin Powers Style
Muscle: Vin Diesel 'The things I do for my country'
Disguise: Bob Dole Grim Reaper Costume "Bob Dole wants your Soul"
Tool: Paper Shredder -- Recently Acquired - Thanks Extremly long team name Im too lazy to look up!

If you wish to trade a card for one these you can, and 5 points will be deducted from your final score. The other option would be to trade in 2 of your items for one of these. Just send me a tell to do so.

[Narninian]

Deadline: 1 Week

-- I want to give everyone an oppurtunity to communicate. I'll be rather disappointed there isn't a lot of trading.

[Narninian]

There was very little trading that happened during this task:
Do you feel like more time would help or are you happy with what you've sent in so far? If I dont hear anything I announce results tonight.

[Zero]

I would have preferred more trading, but I don't think extending the deadline will result in more trading. Most people haven't responded to trade requests, and I don't know that they'd respond given another week.

I can't see why people wouldn't want to at least swap something to get judges though. Even if each trade benefits one of your opponents equally, as long as there are more than 2 players, traders will benefit over non-traders.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

more time,

i'm still stuffed from thanksgiving and uh, school got really tough since finals are rolling aroundish soon

tough to find time for this

and i have trouble understanding the challenge.

[Blackberry]

I am satisfied with the time given.

[Narninian]

more time,

i'm still stuffed from thanksgiving and uh, school got really tough since finals are rolling aroundish soon

tough to find time for this

and i have trouble understanding the challenge.

unfortunately not understanding the challenge is not a good excuse for failing this task. I gave ample oppurtunity for questions, and anytime during the challenge you could have asked as well.

I willl post results later today, I promise

[Narninian]

Judges!

James Bond –

When I’m on a mission, it takes a wide variety of skills for me to succeed. I use a combination of charm, wits, cool gadgets, and supreme fighting skills to come out alive at the end of that day. If you really want to succeed: you need to diversify

+ 3 points for each different kind of aid In each illegal goods market and Robbery operation

The Specialist –

Find something you’re good at and stick with it. That’s the best way to excel.

+3 points for each exactly repeated ‘aid’ in an operation (2 uzis would count, 2 weapons would not)

Donald Trump –

The key running successful operations, is to hire good people. You can’t do everything yourself: you need to run things from behind the scenes. Preferably you should use a reality show to choose your employees

8 points for every illegal goods market, or Robbery operation that includes at least one muscle card.

Governor Schwarzennager

Weapons good, Fire Bad, every man should have lots and lots and lots of weapons. I’ll be back. Freeze. Hasta La Vista.

10 points for every illegal goods operation or robbery operation with more weapons than muscle

Macguyver –

I’m a deadly force with a chocolate bar wrapper, or a piece of chewing gum, but I understand not everybody is as talented as me. You should still be prepared with the sort of tools that I can make on the fly.

12 points to whoever uses the most Tools+Gear for each operation type

Bruno –

that’s right. I’m a judge for this task. In my opinion, the best way to become successful in this business is to make a name for yourself. You’re not gonna do that by being mediocre, you have to be the BEST.

+15 point for the illegal goods operation who otherwise has the most points. +10 points for the robbery, and assassination operations with the most points.

The Jackal –

Nobody can find me, because they don’t know who I am. They don’t know what I look like, and this is the key to successful assassinations. I’m paid the most because I’m completely anonymous. A good disguise is life.

+4 points for each disguise in an assassination attempt

Psycho –

YOU MUST USE THE LETTER A OR THE WORLD WILL END. Errr.. no, E – E or I HATE YOU AND WILL KILL YOU.,.. the voices the voices…. USE U OR ELSE!!!

4 points for each operation in which 2 or more aids have the same first letter of their first word, but are not the exact same one

[Narninian]

This is not me Submitted the following

assiasination: Latex Representation of a specific mark,brass knuckles
illegal goods:jet fighter,wrench,stink bomb,chain
robbery:shotgun,Chloroform,laser.latex gloves,nissan 350z


Illegal Goods Market:
+3 for 2 types (James Bond)
+10 for weapons (Schwarzenager)
+4 for matching letters (pyscho)
Total: 17

Robbery:
+3 for 2 types (James Bond)
+10 for weapons (Schwarzenager)
+12 for most tools (Macguyver)
Total: 25
*Bruno's Pick - +10
Total: 35

Assassination:
+4 for using a disguise (Jackal)
Total: 4


Bruno and Macguyver will judge last.

[Bruno]

Fritzlers' Picks --

For my robbery I'm going to use my Zombie, and equip him with Martial arts lessons, it'll be a throwdown. He'll attack people, and keep them at bay, well I threaten them with the tazer gun I got from blackberry, and get them to give me weapons. And no one will recognize me, cuz I'll use a dialect coach to sound like Tony Blair. Also, I will use my latex gloves so my finger prints won't be picked up.

Illegla goods operation: South American Freedom Fighter napalm and a pistol.

Assassination-I'm going to assassinate the new pope, after he took my job. I'll get into the vatican, posing as a hooker, using my gender reassignment surger. Then "my pimp" Giant pumpkin that shoots lasers out of its ass will kill the pope, no questions asked. We'll take all of their money, and we'll get into their systems with my lockpick.


Robbery:
+9 for 4 types (bond)
+8 points for muscle (trump)
+4 points for repeated letter (psycho)
total: 21 points


Illegal Goods:
+8 points for muscle (trump)
+10 points for weapons (shwarzennegar)
total: 18 points


Assassination:
+4 points for disguises (Jackal)
+4 points for repeated leatter (psycho)
total: 8 points

[Narninian]

Iammar's attempts:


Assassination:
Well, the South American Freedom Fighter and I will sneak inside the building using the floor plans and the glass cutter. Then, we'll use the uzi at close range once we find our target. If our target is able to diasrm us, we'll stuff some arsenic down his throat.

Illegal Goods Market:
Well, this one is easy seeing as I'm a planet, I can hide lots of things inside of me.
Of course, I need some way to get the people up there, so I'll drop the stink bomb to make them hold their breath and have 'The Hulk' throw them up there. When it's time to get them back down, he jumps up to me, and throws them from me.

Robbery:
Okay, I'll use the 'Inside Man' to slip some arsenic in one of the usual teller's coffee, causing him to replace that teller for the day. Then, I dress in all blak and use the dialect coach to make me sound like a buisness woman, dress in all black and try to rob the teller where the inside man is. He preferably has money stored somewhere around that doesn't have the ink trap.

Robbery:
+10 points for weapon (shcwarzennegar)
+6 points for 3 kinds of aids (bond)
Total: 16 points

Illegal Goods operation:
+8 points for muscle (trump)
+3 points for 2 kinds of aids (bond)
total: 11 points

Assassination:
+12 points for most tools (tie) (Macguyver)
total: 12 points

[Bruno]

From Zero:

Illegal Goods Market:
Weapon: Baseball Bat
Tool: Mini-Van
Tool: Socket Set
Tool: Wrench

Assassination:
Disguise: A president's mask
Muscle: A Pirate
Tool: (chocolate, paperclip, and chewing gum)
Tool: Laptopx2

Robbery:
Disguise: Bob Dole Grim Reaper Costume "Bob Dole wants your Soul"
Weapon: Rocket Launcher
Tool: Nissan 350z
Tool: Glass Cutter


Illegal Goods:
+3 points for 2 types (bond)
+10 points for weapons (schwarzzenager)
total: 13 points

Robbery:
+6 points for 3 types (bond)
+10 points for weapons (Schwarzzenager)
total: 16 points

Assassination:
+4 for repeated letter (pyscho)
+4 for disguise (jackal)
+12 for most tools (macguyver)
Total: 30 points
*bruno's pick+10
total: 40 points

[Bruno]

From Blackberry:

ILLEGAL GOODS MARKET
* Pirate (muscle)
* Knife (weapon)
* Pistol (weapon)
* 'An Inside Man' (tool)
* (a chocolate wrapper, a paperclip, and a piece of chewing gum) (tool)
* Chloroform (tool)
* Lockpick (tool)

ROBBERY
* Ninja (muscle)
* Taser (weapon)
* Martial Arts Lessons (weapon)

ASSASSINATION
* South American Freedom Fighter (muscle)


Illegal Goods Market:
+8 points for muscle (trump)
+10 points for weapons (schwarzennager)
+6 points for 3 types (bond)
+4 points for repeated first letter (pyscho)
+12 points for most tools (macguyver)
total: 40
*Bruno's Pick +15
Total: 55

Robbery:
+8 points for muscle (trump)
+10 points for weapons (schwarzennager)
+3 poinst for 2 types (bond)
total: 21

Assassination:
0

[Narninian]

In last place is PBUG w/0 points.
In second to last place is Pooky who attempted to give me an excuse w/0 points.
Next: Iammars w/ 39 point.
in 4th: This is not me w/ 46 points.
in 3rd: Fritzler w. 47 points
in 2nd: Zero w/ 69 points
in first:

Blackberry

w/ 76 points.

Congratulations Blackberry - you have immunity next task.

Blackberry, and Zero you will be our next project managers -- Instead of a standard boardroom sequence, I'm going to leave it to you.

Zero will have first pick, then Blackberry can choose his 2 new teamates. At this point Zero can decide to choose nobody else (2 people get fired) and have it be 3vs2 for the next task, or choose one person. Whoever is left will get fired.

Please post your decisions in thead... Everyone else (not zero and blackberry) -- beg to be hired, this may be your last chance!

p.s. Since blackberry and Zero were both originally from the same team, blackberry we'll be able to keep his original team title -- however I'd appreciate if you took this oppurtunity to change the team name. Zero you'll be in charge of the Anti-Pookyites, and if you wish you may change the name as well.

[This is not me]

Why i should get hired? I should get hired beacause i have done something in every task. I will not fail the team like some others have (people who droped out for inactivity from our team) I am also very active. I check here at least 3 times a day and well you just want to pick me, i know

[Iammars]

I check up here a lot, had very creative ideas for my three things I need. I had problems with the judges because I was given two judges who had very specific judges who didn;t work with the items I had, the last two. I am very active. Please pick me.

[This is not me]

i did 1 thing very wrong i forgot to get schwarzennager for both his ops....

[Zero]

For my first pick I take this is not me. Our first order of business will be to change the name, so any suggestions are welcome.

[This is not me]

thx zero, you said for my 1st pick you know that you havent got a 2nd pick? anyway we need a cool name....

[Narninian]

I check up here a lot, had very creative ideas for my three things I need. I had problems with the judges because I was given two judges who had very specific judges who didn;t work with the items I had, the last two. I am very active. Please pick me.

Did you try to trade at all? That was was the main purpose of this task,

[Zero]

thx zero, you said for my 1st pick you know that you havent got a 2nd pick? anyway we need a cool name....

Well I get an optional 4th pick, which, if exercised, would be the 2nd pick for our team. I picked you because you did contribute in the previous tasks, and in this last task you were the only one to complete a trade with me. Others, like Iammars, would have benefitted from trading at least judges. On this last task I had a pretty unfortunate set of items too (you can check it out, I got almost all tools), but by knowing more judge rules I was able to make the best of it.

For a team name I like The Syndicate, but I'm open to other ideas.

[Iammars]

I check up here a lot, had very creative ideas for my three things I need. I had problems with the judges because I was given two judges who had very specific judges who didn;t work with the items I had, the last two. I am very active. Please pick me.

Did you try to trade at all? That was was the main purpose of this task,

Yeah. I was trying to get disguises, byt no one wanted to trade, and I was trying to keep the judges info secret, so I didn't want ot go around saying "Do you have anything begging with the letter 'e'?"

[This is not me]

Oh yeah, i didnt notice that thing there that you can pick 1 more person...

[Narninian]

*prodded Blackberry, hopefully this is resolved soon -- the timing on the next task is key..

[Narninian]

In my outbox:

AndrewS: I'm not Bruno (from first task)
Dybeck: You werent involved in the last task, you you still want to participate (second task)
Blackberry: You're up, The game's waiting on you (third task)

ugh..