Micro 791: MCFM... Game Over

[Generic Hydra]

Also, I hesitated on claiming because I didn't want to put a giant red target on our back, not this early at least.
-Kor

Fixed

[brassherald]

Also, I hesitated on claiming because I didn't want to put a giant red target on our back, not this early at least.

Then stop talking about claiming.

[Raskolnikov]

Yeah, claiming that early would be awful. Unless you had some pretty bad rvs experiences though I dont know why you'd be so panicky, 2 rvs votes are like nothing.

I think icon is actually kinda sus btw, his vote looked like he was interested in pressure but then he unvoted like he wasn't actually interested IMO.

[doomfeathers]

Doom and Rask are scum. Just watch

VOTE: Doom

Raghr. Jabber man is lying doody-head. Doom is most certainly not scum. Doom vote real scum.

VOTE: BuJaber

Hey! Ho!

VOTE: Generic Hydra

Doom see brass man last game. Doom glad to play again.

Are we seriously RVS lolwagoning us?
Jfc. If you guys do, I will legit demand $20 from all of you.
Waiting on n33dl3 to reply to me before I claim. Rather not screw him this early into game.

*grunts* Doom sincerely hope Hydra man joking. Doom not think Hydra that stupid. Lynch will not happen yet.

Oh, I'm glad that's cleared up.
It's ok guys, GH is town!

UNVOTE: Generic Hydra

Doom not care what others say. This NAI.

VOTE: Iconman
Iconman is evil, but even way more evil than usual. I'm thinking either a scummiller or a cultist.

Pun was evil. No more. What is problem?

Are we seriously RVS lolwagoning us?
Jfc. If you guys do, I will legit demand $20 from all of you.
Waiting on n33dl3 to reply to me before I claim. Rather not screw him this early into game.

Why even consider claiming on either l-2 or from an rvs wagon (well I say wagon, but it feels strange to describe 2 rvs votes as a wagon)

Going to hard agree on this.

You both right. Doom approve.

Oh, I'm glad that's cleared up.
It's ok guys, GH is town!

UNVOTE: Generic Hydra

This is bad. I don't want to L-1 this early, but a joke unvote followed by nothing as Generic Hydra propelled us out of RVS.

Doom wonder why. Doom thought it was funny.

I'm keeping my vote where it is, too because a panic after two random votes does not look townie to me, either.

Doom agree.

Also, I hesitated on claiming because I didn't want to put a giant red target on our back, not this early at least.

Then Hydra man was not joking. Doom think Hydra man try to look town. Doom think claim would draw target when people see claim is lie.

How much has Hydra man played? Has needle man really not ever played before?

Brass man look town.
Doom wait for Nyeo to post more. Is "nyeo" sound Japanese-American cat makes?
Jabber man look little suspicious. He make early associations.
Rask man look suspicious, but make funny joke about Icon man's role.
Icon man need to fight instead of play, but not make good lynch quite yet. Why is Icon man not voting?
Hydra man look scum. Doom not give Hydra man twenty dollars no matter what happens.

No, I didn't panic. I was saying that if we lynched us in RVS from a RVSwagon, I'd legit demand $20 from everyone on it.
I honestly would, because that's fucking stupid. I'd demand $20 from everyone on wagon or a reroll.

-Kor

Hydra man threaten to claim. Doom not think Hydra man remain calm. Why is Hydra man so eager to tell role?

VOTE: Generic Hydra
Hmph. Why has wagon stopped?

[brassherald]

Why is Doom talking like Tarzan?

[doomfeathers]

Doom has wanted to play character in Mafia for long time. Doom kind of going for cross between Thog from Order of the Stick and Heavy from TF2.

[brassherald]

Doom has wanted to play character in Mafia for long time. Doom kind of going for cross between Thog from Order of the Stick and Heavy from TF2.

Okay, I guess I see the Thog point of view.

Am I just old to have defaulted to Tarzan?

[doomfeathers]

Doom is not Disney fan. Does brass man also read Order of the Stick?

[Ok Nyeo]

I like the Generic Hydra wagon but I don't want to accidentally hammer. How many votes do they have?

[brassherald]

Doom is not Disney fan. Does brass man also read Order of the Stick?

Yes.

And Tarzan was around before Disney. There was a book written by, I want to say Robert Louis Stevenson...

Anyway, onto more game related stuff, I've been thinking on Generic Hydra, and in role madness, it doesn't even make sense to me that they think they could paint a target on their back. Everyone has a role that presumably does something.

I like the Generic Hydra wagon but I don't want to accidentally hammer. How many votes do they have?

It's at 2, which is L-2, If I count correctly.

Don't vote yet as I double check.

[brassherald]

Definitely at L-2.

[doomfeathers]

Hydra wagon has two votes. One more would be L-1.

(Other reason for Doom talking like idiot is to help focus. Doom usually need to be wagoned to play well, but maybe not this time.)

Pedit: You're right about Tarzan.

[doomfeathers]

Well, except that Tarzan's creator was Edgar Rice Burroughs.

(Gah. This is getting painful. I can't keep it up.)

[brassherald]

Well, except that Tarzan's creator was Edgar Rice Burroughs.

(Gah. This is getting painful. I can't keep it up.)

I got that there were three names in there. Did Stevenson write Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Maybe that's where I have seen his name recently.

[doomfeathers]

Maybe you're thinking of Mowgli from The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling, which predated Tarzan?

(Man, Wikipedia is handy.)

Pedit: Google says he did. He also wrote Treasure Island, which is pretty good.

[doomfeathers]

@Nyeo By the way, your current wagon is also at L1.

[Ok Nyeo]

@Nyeo By the way, your current wagon is also at L1.

Sir, what do you mean?

[Generic Hydra]

Put me at L-1, I'm claiming. I'm not self-hammering because I actually have a decent role I'd like to play.

[Generic Hydra]

Also, Doom like to refer to self in the third person.
-Kor, to both posts.

[brassherald]

Put me at L-1, I'm claiming. I'm not self-hammering because I actually have a decent role I'd like to play.

No one asked you to self hammer, no one has put you to L-1 stuff like this is why I'm getting bad vibes from you.

[Raskolnikov]

VOTE: Generic Hydra L-1
All this posturing over claiming is scummy AF. Why are you so concerned with yourself and not scumhunting?

Btw, people don't even claim half the time at l-1 unless there's intent.

[Generic Hydra]

We're one shot vig.

[Generic Hydra]

Happy? Also, great news for all of you voting us: You're likely the target we're shooting tonight.

[Generic Hydra]

Happy? I said I would claim at L-1, and I fucking did.
Currently, my entire scum-read pool is everyone wagoning us, hence why I'm willing to shoot any of you tonight.
-Kor

[Raskolnikov]

Wait what. Why wouldn't you say anything when iconeum was softing vig? I'd find that scummy as fuck tbh.