Micro 751: Jungle of Bullshit Blitz [Endgame]

[Alisae]

VOTE COUNT 1 . 2

• hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3
  - 1 ( kelbris )
  L- 2
  
  
  kelbris
  ------------------- 1 ( sheepsaysmeep )
  L- 2
  
  
  
  
  Not Voting
  ---------------- 3 ( hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3, Dunkerdoodles, Radical Rat )

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to Lynch
Deadline is in (expired on 2017-10-26 19:21:57)

[Radical Rat]

don't worry i wasn't going to actually

I was more worried about sheep hammering with his entrance post.

Now then.... Let's get down to business.
To defeat.
The scum.

Hi
What no comments on my post?
Think we have enough info to start scumhunting

Hold your horses there pardner.
Gotta take this nice and smooth-like.

Preliminary reads are Townlean on Dunkerdoodles, Scum on the rest.

Kelbris' jump onto the hboley wagon feels just like scum trying to rush in a lynch.
However, hboley's defensiveness over an RVS vote doesn't sit well with me either.
Your entrance was fine, but you seem pretty self-conscious and anxious to know what I think of you, when we have plenty of time to relax and work this out.

Dunkerdoodles though... He had an opportunity to hammer and didn't take it. Combined with PoE, and that's where I'm at right now.

[sheepsaysmeep]

Explanationes puleez

[Radical Rat]

Scum will never end the day with a quicklynch unless they are group of idiots because the moment they do that two of them get shot immediately.

Only if all three of them are forced to do it. Which is the goal behind not voting.

Plus

The more Town that vote, the less of them that are needed to do so.

This AWFULLY sounds like you assumed that there are more than one town other than supposedly yourself.
If you're town, there really should be only one more town other than you, which then you wouldn't word what you just said this way.

I think that's a mite pedantic. I'm speaking in general terms there for the sake of clarity.

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

I'm ready to end the day

VOTE: myself

Someone hammer me

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

ez game

[sheepsaysmeep]

I'm ready to end the day

VOTE: myself

Someone hammer me

This is town
If you’re scum you’re stupid
If you’re town tell me who you’ll kill first b4 I hammer

[sheepsaysmeep]

Wait no this is stupid
Need at least a bit more discussion

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

I think that's a mite pedantic. I'm speaking in general terms there for the sake of clarity.

lol "pedantic"
There is literally more scum than town in this game.
Any minor things will be very telling since it's more likely to come from scum than town.
Plus, tells like these are actually very strong.

[Radical Rat]

Unvote yourself right now.

Even if you Are town and think you have this game solved, one wrong shot and it's Game Over. You should be voting for scum not begging for them to hammer you.

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

Do you want to hear one more thing?
Because there are only two town in this game, scum really wanys to be on town's good side because there are not much places to hide.

And look at what you're doing right now, being overly friendly and stating the obvious in attempt to get townpoint.

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

Unvote yourself right now.

Even if you Are town and think you have this game solved, one wrong shot and it's Game Over. You should be voting for scum not begging for them to hammer you.

You do realize that town only has two votes out of five, yes? Lynching scum Day 1 is nigh impossible unless they decide to bus.

[sheepsaysmeep]

Hboley is essentially uncleared bc I cleared him with wifom
HBOLEY IF I HAMMERED WHO WOULD YOU KILL

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

Hammer me and find out.

[Radical Rat]

No.
I'm trying to entertain the idea that I might be wrong about you, but what you are doing right now is EXTREMELY anti-Town. You are either scum pulling a gambit, or Town staking the game on your ability to gamesolve from less than two pages.

If you are Town, unvote, and wait until deadline to pull this kind of stunt.
If you're scum, I assure you I will GLADLY hammer you later.

[Radical Rat]

Unvote yourself right now.

Even if you Are town and think you have this game solved, one wrong shot and it's Game Over. You should be voting for scum not begging for them to hammer you.

You do realize that town only has two votes out of five, yes? Lynching scum Day 1 is nigh impossible unless they decide to bus.

Precisely! Unless they decide to bus.
And if Town isn't voting guess what the only way they're gonna be able to that would be. If you guessed self-voting, we have a winner!

[sheepsaysmeep]

I mean hboley is obvtown
Don’t trust him to make wisest judgement with less than 2 pages

[sheepsaysmeep]

I’m going to sleep
Tomorrow morning:
Hboley I’m only hammering if you say who you’re killing

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

If you're scum, I assure you I will GLADLY hammer you later.

Oh I assure you I'm town.
And I

WILL

riddle you will bullets whenever I am lynched.

[Radical Rat]

Alright fine.
Calling your bluff, scumfuck.

VOTE: hboleysepiWHATEVER

[Alisae]

ok they're town shoot two people in your next post please

[Alisae]

VOTE COUNT 1 . 3

• hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3
  - 3 ( kelbris, hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3, Radical Rat )
  Lynch
  
  
  kelbris
  ------------------- 1 ( sheepsaysmeep )
  L- 2
  
  
  
  
  Not Voting
  ---------------- 1 ( Dunkerdoodles )

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to Lynch
Deadline is in (expired on 2017-10-26 19:21:57)

[hboleysepibriottyur1tl2e3]

RR and Kelbris

[Alisae]

They're both scum good job

[Alisae]

VOTE COUNT 2 . 4

• Not Voting
  - 3 ( Everyone )

With 3 alive, it takes 2 to Lynch
Deadline is in (expired on 2017-10-26 23:53:44)