Worst role ideas?

[cjdrum]

You are the

Suck-Up

. You win with the mod.

Modnote: Role missing a 't'. Does not win with mod.

[Quilford]

You are

Cake

. Everything you post must be a lie.

[Quilford]

You are

Cake

. Everything you post must be a lie.

You win when someone calls you a liar.
You win with whatever faction GLaDOS is playing as, if at all.

[Empking]

You are either a Cop or a Serial Killer. I guess you'll find out on the first night.

Mod Note: Mafia Cop

[Meransiel]

You are a

Coward

. During the night, only the first night ability used on you will apply, all others will fail. This is because you will run away like a little baby (first action which is sent chronologically, not according to Natural Resolution). If you are at L-1, you will start panicking, and are forced to claim immediately (and correctly). Also, you are not allowed to hammer, because you don't want anyone's blood on your arms. You win with the town.

Or better:

Player X, you are a Lyncher. Your target is Player Y. If he is lynched, you win.
Player Y, you are an Unrequired Lover. Your unrequired love is shared with Player X (he doesn't know that). You win if both you and Player X make it to the Endgame alive.
Player Z, you are a Douche. You know the roles of both Player X and Player Y, and win if both of them lose.

[cjdrum]

You are

Gollum

- Town Public Messager.

You have a Hydra account with

Smeagol

, who is with the Mafia.
From this Hydra, you may not post - however, you may send messages to be posted publicly and anonymously by the mod.
Anything that you or Smeagol say is able to be edited by either of you until the mod reads the message and posts it.

On top of all this, anything you say via thread or anonymous posts must have a tone of paranoia that "they" are going to take "it" off you. However, you may never say "my precious". Ever.

Your Hydra's Username is "[REDACTED]"
Your Hydra's Password is "[REDACTED]"

You are

Smeagol

- Mafia Public Messager.

You have a Hydra account with

Gollum

, who is in the Town.
From this Hydra, you may not post - however, you may send messages to be posted publicly and anonymously by the mod.
Anything that you or Gollum say is able to be edited by either of you until the mod reads the message and posts it.

On top of all this, anything you say via thread or anonymous posts must have a tone of anger that "they" have stolen "it" off you. However, you may never say "my precious". Ever.

Your fellow Mafia members are XXXXXY and XXXXXZ.

Your Hydra's Username is "[REDACTED]"
Your Hydra's Password is "[REDACTED]"

I haven't seen LotR in so long now... This would actually be a good role, IMO, without the stupid post restrictions and with the right game flavour. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if it's already been done...

[animorpherv1]

You are

Gollum

- Town Public Messager.

You have a Hydra account with

Smeagol

, who is with the Mafia.
From this Hydra, you may not post - however, you may send messages to be posted publicly and anonymously by the mod.
Anything that you or Smeagol say is able to be edited by either of you until the mod reads the message and posts it.

On top of all this, anything you say via thread or anonymous posts must have a tone of paranoia that "they" are going to take "it" off you. However, you may never say "my precious". Ever.

Your Hydra's Username is "[REDACTED]"
Your Hydra's Password is "[REDACTED]"

You are

Smeagol

- Mafia Public Messager.

You have a Hydra account with

Gollum

, who is in the Town.
From this Hydra, you may not post - however, you may send messages to be posted publicly and anonymously by the mod.
Anything that you or Gollum say is able to be edited by either of you until the mod reads the message and posts it.

On top of all this, anything you say via thread or anonymous posts must have a tone of anger that "they" have stolen "it" off you. However, you may never say "my precious". Ever.

Your fellow Mafia members are XXXXXY and XXXXXZ.

Your Hydra's Username is "[REDACTED]"
Your Hydra's Password is "[REDACTED]"

FTFY

[cjdrum]

Hm.

You are a

McDonald's Soft Serve Cone

. If you receive an extra 50c, you must Flake from the site. You receive money if it is mentioned by anyone in the thread - for example, if 25 people offer their "2 cents", your restriction activates.

You can, however, come back: if somebody decides to eat the Flake, you are both allowed back on the site

and

in the game.

Let's hope the playerlist has some comedians.

[Mute]

You are

The Receptionist.

You have no powers of your own, and can only receive telephone calls at your 9-5 desk job. If you are killed you will automatically be made a neutral suicidal, as your death will not be mourned. You win with the town.

[Rashiminos]

You are the

Castle Doctrine Vigilante

. If a player tunnels you and is called out for it by some third player (not yourself or the tunneling player) then you receive a dayvig which you may use on that player at any time during the rest of the game.

You win with the town. You also turn town-tunnelers into survivors when you vig them.


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You will

Snatch Victory from the Jaws of Defeat

. You have a choice to make: If you get lynched, then you win with the town. If you get nightkilled, then you win with the scum. If you live to endgame, you win if a Serial Killer also won.

[cjdrum]

You are a Mod Attention Seeker. Everything you post must be in bold, with the option of

c

o

l

o

u

r

s

and

size differences

.

If someone calls you out on this (without your prompting them), you will receive a free lynch immunity, and they will also contract the restriction.

You win when all living players have your restriction. If the number of dead players is d, and the number of restricted dead players is r, you gain r/d win on top of whatever you have.

Modnote: The newly contracted players not only gain the restriction, but their role completely changes to the new one.

[Meransiel]

You are a Pharmacist. You can give medicine, with varying effects to people. You can give only 1 pill per night. All you abilities are one-shot. Here is what you got:

Revival Pill - This night, the target is protected from any kind of kill.
Cleansing Pill - For 2 nights, the target will ignore all non-killing abilities used on him.
Concentration Pill - For 1 night a player will be completely sane and effective.
Truth Pill - For 1 day the target is not allowed to fakeclaim (being a Mafia Doctor and claiming Doctor is still a fake claim). He can still refuse to claim though.
Sleeping Pill - The next 2 nights the target cannot night talk.
Strong Sleeping Pill - The next night and the next day the target is not allowed to post and night talk.
Poisoning Pill - The target dies the next night.
Killing Pill - The target dies.

All of these are untrackable and unwatchable.

You win if the town wins OR if you use up all your medicine.

[Tragedy]

You are the

Oreo Cookies

.
You don't have any special powers, other than creating an aroma which attracts all abilities to target people randomly instead of their chosen targets. You are unaffected by any Night Abilities. You win when you're killed.

[TheLonging]

I've seen roles like that before

[Meransiel]

You are the

Oreo Cookies

.
You don't have any special powers, other than creating an aroma which attracts all abilities to target people randomly instead of their chosen targets. You are unaffected by any Night Abilities. You win when you're killed.

And I thought MY role was overpowered. Wow...just wow.

[Tragedy]

You are the

Oreo Cookies

.
You don't have any special powers, other than creating an aroma which attracts all abilities to target people randomly instead of their chosen targets. You are unaffected by any Night Abilities. You win when you're killed.

And I thouht MY role was overpowered. Wow...just wow.

That's how terrible it is.
But you can get day vigged or Lynched, that's the only way you win.

[Mute]

you are

The Juggalo

You must post everything in bold, capitol letters, with excessive swearing, and in increased font size.
You are also able to kill anyone during the day, but most post in the game thread "

force to listen to ICP

." After you do that they will kill themselves and be made neutral survivors.
You are immune to night-kills; cop inspections upon you do not work and in fact turn the cops into paranoid gun owners. If you are role-blocked, your role-blocker is turned into a stump.

You win when you're the last

man

clown standing.

[Rashiminos]

You are the

Most Obvious Serial Killer, Ever.

The first post you make each day must include a daykill and each kill you make will be one of these daily first-post kills. You may not mention or even hint at this restriction in the thread. For the sake of hilarity, the mod will allow you to post "Prod dodge." and only that phrase to meet activity requirements while not violating your killing restriction. If you fail to daykill in your first game-related post of the day, or fail to post at all for a given day, you will realize the futility of your course in life and commit seppuku.

As a serial killer, you win when the idiots who didn't notice you are a serial killer are dead and you are still alive as the last person. Yeah, like that will happen.

You will be given a bulletproof vest, investigation immunity, and ...

wait, nevermind.

[Meransiel]

You are a

Regenerating Serial Killer

. Every night, you can kill one other player. You also have a 1-shot bulletproof and a 1-shot lynch immunity. If you lose your 1-shot bulletproof, I will inform you. Also, during the night, you can give up your kill to restore your 1-shot bulletproof. The lynch immunity can't be restored. You win if you're the sole survivor. I won't wish you good luck, because there's no fucking way you could lose.

[lewarcher82]

You are an

Instant (Sore) Loser

. You have lost. You may now do whatever you want to mess with the rest of the players - including breaking some of the rules. I won't give you a list, but check before breaking a rule - most will be fine, but...

You are

kidnapped town instant loser

. You never signed up for my game, but I force you to take part. However, you have already lost. And you are dead, too. Please, post a /bah and then go add a defeat to your town record on the wiki.

[Rime Ice Fury]

You are a

Tautology

. Your victory condition is to win the game. You win when you have achieved this.

[GreyICE]

You are the

post restricted secret voting contagious townie.

You may not post in the thread. You may PM the moderator to place a vote.
If any town player mentions that you are lurking, playing this game, or otherwise comments on your lack of posting, they gain this restriction (including this clause).

[cjdrum]

You are the

Person who was unlucky enough to be last on my list of role creation, and so has to make it themself

.

Because you were unlucky enough to be last on my list of role creation, I was sick and tired from making other people's roles. Just make your own.

You are

Illness

. You are in a Mason group with

Insomnia

([player]).

If another player ever says they are "sick and tired" of [x], they join your Mason group as an

Ill [x] Insomniac

.
Your QuickTopic is here.

You win when the majority of living players are in your Mason group.

[Ythan]

Spoiler: Ganondorf/Reckamonic

These toys are too much for you! I command you to return them to me!

Welcome to Ocarina of Time Mafia,

Reckamonic

. You are

Ganondorf

. You are PURE EVIL INCARNATE. Too much evil for any

ordinary

players to handle...this type of evil requires a certain...

something

. You are the end-all-be-all when it comes to bad guys, and as such, you are ready to wreak some serious havok on EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GAME! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Race:

Gerudo

Faction:

Despot

You are a

Resurrecting Goddess Lyncher Automatic Super Hammer

. You have the following special abilities:

Passive Abilities:

Light Seal

- You bear the Light Medallion. Until you are dead,

Rauru

cannot use his abilities.

All-Consuming Evil

- If one of Din (Nikanor), Farore (Le Cupcake) or Nayru (LLD) reaches L-2, you will automatically hammer them. This can hammer multiple goddesses at once in endgame situations

Invisible Evil

- Your vote doesn’t appear on the votecounts.

Demon Resurrection

- Upon dying, you will resurrect as Ganon. When this happens your role PM will be updated.

Active Abilities:

None

Please remember that you can use only one active ability per phase.

Win Condition (Despot):

You win when all three goddesses are dead.

Please confirm via return PM.

The topic is here: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 53&start=0

*Beastial Roar*

Welcome to Ocarina of Time Mafia,

Reckamonic

. You are

Ganon

. You WERE pure evil... now you’re pure evil, and you’re

really really really

pissed the fuck off. If those bastards thought they were dealing with some insane villain before...they ain’t seen NOTHING yet!

Race:

Giant Monstrosity

Faction:

Despot

You are a

Goddess Lyncher Automatic Hyper Hammer

. You have the following special abilities:

Passive Abilities:

All-Consuming Madness

- If one of Din (Nikanor), Farore (Le Cupcake) or Nayru (LLD) reaches L-3, you will automatically hammer them. This can hammer multiple goddesses at once in endgame situations

Invisible Evil

- Your vote doesn’t appear on the votecounts.

Active Abilities:

None

Please remember that you can use only one active ability per phase.

Win Condition (Despot):

You win when all three goddesses are dead.

Please confirm via return PM.

The topic is here: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 53&start=0

[Mute]

Extortionist:

Hider that gives someone a compulsive 1-shot public vig kill.
neutral, wins if last standing.