Zendo Questions III

[Ethel]

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

[Ethel]

Could you recommend me a good book?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

[StrangerCoug]

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

[Ethel]

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

[StrangerCoug]

Is the roof on fire?
Do we need any water?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

[Ethel]

Do we need lawyers?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

[humaneatingmonkey]

Sorry something wrong happened with ChatGPT, which I use to generate the bbcode, and has added some stupid stuff in. I'll fix it.

There I fixed it.

[StrangerCoug]

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

[Ethel]

Are you guilty of a crime?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

[Ethel]

Is there crime?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one.

(No.)

[iamveryhappy]

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one.

(No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned?

(No.)

[StrangerCoug]

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one.

(No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned?

(No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo!

(No.)

[iamveryhappy]

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one.

(No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned?

(No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo!

(No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it.

(Yes.)