Mini 1501: We're On A Boat! (END?! results inside)

[SpyreX]

What?

Peabody is off the table - scum claiming cop there would be an edge case.

I brought it because its one of the only two ways this is lost: I assumed if I was alive today Yates would be dead and one of you two would say nolynch *gasp*

Thats the big reason why I think its garmr - its the only scum out.

I literally have no idea why you'd think I'd shoot Peabody (if I was to shoot anyone it would have been Yates) or why if I was that sure Garmr was scum I'd...lynch peabody?

So, to make it clear: as far as I'm concerned its either you or garmr.

[CrashTextDummie]

If that's where you stand, I sure prefer it to be me.

I kind of didn't expect you to be alive today. If you had been killed and Peabody along with you, it would have been easy to lynch Yates. If you had been killed and Peabody was still alive, I would have strongly considered Yates cleared because shooting Peabody was clearly the best move for you.

I'm very paranoid about Peabody right now. If you're not willing to go there, there's nothing I can do about it. But I can force a lynch on myself to at least improve our odds.

[CrashTextDummie]

Seriously, I can't comprehend why you'd consider shooting Yates before Peabody. As I was staring at the closed topic, the realization dawning on me that Ffery was a mislynch, it's the first, most obvious play I thought of and hoped you would do. It's kind of moot now, but what the hell.

[SpyreX]

Ok?

It really doesn't change anything so sure.

Like I said, Peabody-scum wins. Otherwise town wins.

Thats fine pretty much all of todays talk is boiled down to the above with a lot more words

[CrashTextDummie]

Straight up, if Spyrex stand by his position that it's between myself and Garmr, I will only accept my own lynch.

If Spyrex pinky swears that he won't shoot me, I'll support whichever one of Peabody/Garmr I consider less likely to be scum.

The only person you can lynch without my consent is myself.

That's the deal.

[SpyreX]

So this is "Either lynch me or let me win if I'm scum?"

[CrashTextDummie]

No, this is maximizing the town's chance of winning. If Garmr is scum and you are SK, lynching him loses the game. If Garmr is scum and you are town, lynching me wins the game.

If you can't see that I'm obvious town, that's the best odds we have. If you're willing to work with me, those odds can be improved, particularly if you are town.

[CrashTextDummie]

Obviously, if Garmr is town, we lose regardless of your alignment if I can't convince you I'm town.

[CrashTextDummie]

Spyrex, read my ISO. Read my interactions with Empire. Read my interactions with Plum. Read me for interactions with known town. Read me for tone and intent. Think about why Peabody wasn't killed 2 nights ago. Think about what I'm proposing. I'm willing to answer questions.

If after all that you can't see that I'm town, we can go ahead and lynch me.

[CrashTextDummie]

Here's how this will go.

vote: CTD

Garmr should vote me. A hammer by Peabody should be considered a scum claim. Spyrex decides when the day ends. We talk it out. We discuss all angles of Peabody/Garmr. If Spyrex ends up deciding the risk of me bluffing is too high, I get lynched.

[SpyreX]

Spyrex, read my ISO. Read my interactions with Empire. Read my interactions with Plum. Read me for interactions with known town. Read me for tone and intent. Think about why Peabody wasn't killed 2 nights ago. Think about what I'm proposing. I'm willing to answer questions.

If after all that you can't see that I'm town, we can go ahead and lynch me.

Actually, no.

There's two scenarios really here and I can't even tell which one you believe if your town:

- You think I'm an SK and this is all jockeying for a scum-SK switchoff which kind of makes sense from the decision to lynch yourself but makes trying to appeal to me not matter at all.
- You think I'm a vig and trying to appeal to my shot kinda makes sense but if you thought this then the whole song and dance wouldn't matter because winning would be easier on lynching scum.

I'm really not interested in rereading this in detail trying to put together a "this is why CTD is town" case.

You convince me that Peabody has an actual real chance scum. With actual concrete reasoning.

Garmr can come in and vote whenever, if Peabody hammers before then I will probably shoot him. If I either get tired of waiting or am unconvinced, I'll hammer.

[Garmr]

VOTE: CTD

if your a sk spyrx you deserve this win.

[SpyreX]

Ahem.

There's an E in it.

Vote: CTD

[Garmr]

so where you serial killer.

[Peabody]

You guys freakin quick lynched again?....

This was not optimal play.

[Peabody]

How do we know Vig's kill will beat a scum's kill?

[Garmr]

wouldn't it happen simultaneously.

[pitoli]

There’s the scarlet thread of murder running through the colorless skein of life, and our duty is to unravel it, and isolate it, and expose every inch of it.
~ Arthur Conan Doyle

VOTE COUNT 5.1

CrashTextDummie:

CrashTextDummie, Garmr, SpyreX

Not Voting (1)

: Peabody

With 4 alive, it takes 3 votes to lynch.

Mod Notes

: Sorry for the delay, my wifi issues never end T____T

[pitoli]

The day feels like it has hardly begun with a wide port harbor comes into view in the distance.

The Vendetta’s crew already has enough on their hands, but one member rushes up to tell the group that the ship will be taxied to the nearest docking platform within the next hour. Communications was finally able to reach the authorities ashore and fully disclose the homicidal situation onboard while requesting backup. Now you are simply awaiting further instructions.

Nevertheless, the passengers still desire to end this before stepping back on land once again. There’s a part of you that wants to leave all the bloodshed on the ship and wash your hands of it once you leave. Knowing you are close to shore does not relieve you of this burden. So you presses on, deciding they have narrowed down the last remaining suspect.

Except this one is going willingly.

CrashTextDummie

stands before you, insistent that he is today’s lynch. He even grabs the rope and places the noose around his neck. While he does this, he lays out a plan for the survivors to follow tonight and tomorrow.

With a sigh, he steps gently onto a crate that had been placed beneath the noose. He can’t help it; all he can think of are the other countless, wasted corpses that had been littered across the ship. There is still hope for these people. The remaining members tighten the coiled rope’s hold about his neck, making the fibers itch fiercely against his skin.

The group’s faces are set with utter perturbation, but

CrashTextDummie

’s serene nature in the wake of death shakes them all to the core.

SpyreX

steps forward cautiously, preparing to knock the crate out from underneath his feet. The condemned gives him a final look and nods resolutely; there's the cue.

The crate is sent skirting across the deck.

CrashTextDummie

drops instantly, and the rope is pulled taut. The noose swayed back and forth from the mast, finally satiated.

CrashTextDummie,

Vanilla Townie

, was lynched Day 5.

Someone is laughing, piercing the moment of silence.

The remaining townies turn their faces from the lynchee’s swaying body to the man standing beside them. They had been fooled, utterly fooled. Their faces betray their shock and horror, but it is simply too late...

Two loud shots ring out.

Garmr,

Vanilla Townie

, was endgamed Day 5.

Peabody,

Town Cop

, was endgamed Day 5.

When the crewmen make it up to the deck a minute later, the scum is no where in sight. Could he have jumped into the ocean? Could he have retreated, hiding in one of the hundred rooms aboard the ship?

As the harbor rolls closer and closer, the crew begins a search in vain. They know they will never find him. They will tell the authorities about the Vendetta’s madman, how he managed to fool the other passengers while he acted only from his own bloodthirsty impulses – how he managed to escape.

One man emerged as the victor from this bloody carnage. What was his motive? What was his purpose? He alone will live – only to kill again.

SpyreX,

One-Shot Bulletproof Serial Killer Neighbor

, survives and wins the game!

[pitoli]

MINI NORMAL SETUP

5 Vanilla Townies

– LolWagons, Albert B. Rampage, Grimgroove, Garmr, CrashTextDummie

1 Town Neighbor

– Notscience

1 One-Shot Bulletproof

– Fferyllt

1 Miller

– Brian Skies

1 Cop

– Peabody

1 Doctor

– Yates
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1 Mafia Roleblocker

– Empire

1 Mafia Goon

– Plum
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1 One-Shot Bulletproof Serial Killer Neighbor

- SpyreX


Neighbor QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/pD6y3mmDXTW
Dead QT: http://quicktopic.com/50/H/49qd9SX2PfBf

Team Mafia can choose to out their QT if they wish.

[notscience]

Are you serious

[fferyllt]

gg SpyreX. Working on those bitter tears now.

[Yates]

Lame.

[Kazekirimaru]

Good on you, Spyre.

And great game, pitoli. Thanks for modding!

Cheers to everyone else~

[notscience]

Fucking a I should have trusted my paranoia >.>