DAMNIT. DAMNIT.
I am at lynch -2 right now. I've decided to claim again, since I don't currently have the votes to orchestrate a non-me lynch. I've been trying to scum hunt. Trying to give a plausible reason to lynch someone other than Chaos_Omega.
Anything. But no, alas, it hasn't worked. Because C_O was too scummy. The thing is, you guys weren't wrong. I wasn't wrong to want him dead yesterday. He was scummy because he was scum. He claimed to target me last night because he did. Bastard.
Well, here goes nothing: I am your friendly neighborhood Serial Killer.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have a Serial Killer in the game, and his name is me.
PLEASE unvote and think before "haha claimed scum quick hammer lulz"
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If you lynch me, you have 7 alive tomorrow, and either 2 or 3 mafia, not at all a good place to be in.
If you don't lynch me, I will:
- continue to try and scumhunt, as I've been doing.
- Either kill whomever the town wants me to, or no kill, to make sure I am still in your good graces tomorrow.
- Possibly draw the scum NK. I may or may not be NK immune. Suck on that, scum.
Basically, I am an vigilante that you have complete control over but that you have to eventually lynch in order to win.
This game was balanced, in my view, to be about equal for all three factions, scum, SK, town. The town lost two investigative roles, and can't have much left.
It is probably like (1 power role, 4 townies, 3 mafia, 1 SK) right now.
If you want to lynch the SK, and ahve 3 mafia, 3 townies, 1 power role tomorrow, be my guest.
But I think it is better for me and for the town for us to try and lynch scum.
Seriously, optimal play here is not to lynch me.
It benefits me to claim, because we may end up in a 1-1-1 scenario, in which we no-lynch, and in which I may or may not be unNKable. Anything is better for me than being lynched today.
I really do find Matt_S, Adel, Oman scummy. I want scum dead almost just as much as you guys do. Please, don't lynch me.
Discuss.
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Do not lynch me.
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