Mini 557 - Contagion - The End!

[The Jester]

Confirmed.

[The Jester]

I think Jester is very pro-town, and helpful.

So we should lynch him.

Vote: The Jester

Lynch the Town!

[The Jester]

I feel I can trust DGB, from a fellow Funniest Member of this site, to another Funniest member of another site. I'll feel odd if I lynch you, it won't be as fun around here...

Hmmm.

Unvote

Vote: dahen

His spreading misinformation of colors that we see in every-day life. I don't like that.

On a side note: If I get infected, I already know who I'm giving AIDS too...

[The Jester]

I'm suspicious, what if you were color blind?

Unvote

Hmmm maybe not.

FoS: SSF

Your name well....makes me as such. Strange? We'll see.

[The Jester]

Because you hate competition?

I'm amazing at typing?

You realized I'm terrible at gambling?

You forgot to realize I'm not so terrible at gambling because I don't gamble in the first place?

Oh and the best reason of all.

You want me to win...with dice...vote me and I win!

[The Jester]

I believe I agre with the springlullaby.

Fishing is definitely not explaining the when random voting ends.

Usually that becomes obvious, or it's someone did something really suspicious and we lynch them, etc.

[The Jester]

Unvote

Vote: Psychocide

Give him Aids!

[The Jester]

Unvote

To be or not to be?

FoS: DGB

Your avvy scares me.

[The Jester]

Hmm. I don't know what else would scare you, really how can anyone resist DGB? I certainly can't.

Indeed, she's like a gourmet truffle; well disguised, complex, and hunted by frenchmen in the spring and fall! •mod

Sweden eh? I know someone from Sweden, I need to go there some day...

[The Jester]

Definitely shouldn't lynch till now, as soon as we lynch someone the roller-coaster will start.

We should devise a chart of sorts, who the top three most suspicious people are for each person and why. Hmmm.

[The Jester]

UA

HI!

SL

Reasons please and thank you.

[The Jester]

I'm confused, so because he said PSY would be his choice. It's between SSF and I? Why?

It did say if we don't infect someone, there's another manner in which someone is infected. What does anyone think it could be? Would it be helpful or hurtful for Town?

[The Jester]

Eh, once we decide on an infected, as you say majority vote isn't exactly an option.

I'm just not sure who I think is scummy enough for a vote, if we go too crazy, things might get out of hand. Town gets infected, s/he sees the one who advocated his/her lynch, infects them, etc etc.

I still want to explore what happens if we don't infect anyone, it's said someway in which we don't know, someone else will be infected. Is this random? Or what?

[The Jester]

Eh, most suspicious to me right now then?

If the infected mouse is a player, why can't we give it to him?

Mod: May we vote the infected mouse at all?

Probably not, but hey why not give it a try?

I'll vote for Rosso, but I'd like to hear the answer to my question first. Just in case.

Umm.. you want the infected mouse to bite itself? ~Mod

[The Jester]

Vote: Rosso

Okay Ros, lets see what your plan is then.

[The Jester]

*STARTS RUNNING, PUSHES PSYCHOCIDE OVER AND STEPS ON HIS SHAPESHIFTERS*

Ah! AH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[The Jester]

Of course the one who said it was AIDS was me, UA taking my fun again...

So Rosso, how do you feel?

[The Jester]

Laptop being repaired, among other things, won't be here for awhile.

I'll find out how long it will take me, but I'd like to stay, and it really shouldn't take weeks.

[The Jester]

Whoa. Okay, hey I'm back. Laptop running faster, which is awesome.

Simenon could be my vote of who to infect the most.

Jester

Psychocide wrote:
Makes it sound like Simenon and skitzer are scum partners, or something.
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I believe you misquoted, how do you misquote someone that easily? I wasn't even here. An example of your first name? What? I believe Simeon isn't making any sense.

[The Jester]

Your link to another game, I didn't understand. Explain?

[The Jester]

Whoa, completely missed your question dahen.

I would have wanted discussion on the possibility of voting the mouse. The effects of it, etc. I would be interested in that being an option, because I'd wonder why it would be given to us. Would it be there as a majority to think, "Yeah, why kill a townie over a nasty mickey mouse?"

[The Jester]

I believe the magic words are "Too Town", and magic words as in a scum-tell that UA votes on. If not, then he's just showing how unhelpful someone can actually be.

[The Jester]

I didn't expect much. I'll need to make a list soon.

BM, you're not in this game are you? Or are you the first replacement, and that's why we keep talking about you?

[The Jester]

If you mean Scruffy from Futurama, who is a janitor....I don't think he has kids from what I've seen...He just stares at magazines of questionable content and lurk.

I'm doubting the claim for the wife and kids part, survivor well...that part is odd.

Unless Skruffs wrote the PM with technically wrong flavor...

If he's not with Town, and we get the vaccine from him from death, wouldn't it benefit us to kill him? Hmm.

[The Jester]

No, BM.

Right now I'm leaning towards infecting UA.

[The Jester]

Yes.

I don't buy the claim.

[The Jester]

Hmm, I'm confused.

Why did you infect me again?

I'm assuming Simenon is mafia at this point. Or he's very stupid.

[The Jester]

As soon as I know Sim's alignment, I'll have a good idea of who to choose from.

I'm Scum? Seriously DGB, you assume my playstyle too much.

[The Jester]

Okay.

But didn't you just say if you kill someone they become infected? I can't infect IF I'm dead...

[The Jester]

Okay, making sure. Confused me for a second.

[The Jester]

So, what have you been up to?

I would love to find the Dr. Who season box set, Korlash and I would be watching that for hours on end.

[The Jester]

*Tilts head* Artist eh? Hmm, drawing is not my forte...

I'd love to see them when you finish.

[The Jester]

Ah, well that's odd.

Hmm, I'll re-read later.

Top suspicions, what not.

@Dahen: You're retarded, and I think that's it.

See you guys later, I'm in an extremely good mood and at this particular moment in time don't care about anything else.

[The Jester]

Unbelievable. You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here].

Sarcasm sphere self-test complete.
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Town won no matter what?

Ah hahaha! (In pain)

Was that a scum-slip? Or are you really that smart?

Sarcasm sphere second self-test complete.
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I could go all day, or well until I run out of quotes...

Even if we had 3 scum, it would be a draw? We have not killed any. What are you talking about?

You're not even going the right way. Where do you think you're going? Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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I'm a weak-scientist, and if no one is infected by the 3-week deadline, since I already have a cold and other crap I get automatically infected. Stupid immune-system.

[The Jester]

EBWOP: I forgot to add that I was making fun of Spring's post while asking her questions.

I'm thinking Spring is my top suspect so far.

[The Jester]

To put it in another perspective.

I have spring's brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to her, which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put her on: (presumably a playback of Spring's voice) 'I think she should dayvig The Jester now'

THAT'S HER! THAT'S HOW DUMB SHE SOUNDS!
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I can't wait to see her answer.

[The Jester]

If it was a one-shot, then you don't understand what a broken role is.

[Insert above post with another playback of spring's voice repeating she wasn't sure a vig with a no day/night game can just vig as many times as desired']

Oh, yeah Dahen said, "Since I think we got scum with The Jester"; so I felt compelled to say it. I've just claimed awhile ago, go see for yourself.

[The Jester]

If I was scum, I wouldn't give you the chance to think, but I am in-fact trying to actually find mafia; the longer I sit here, the more obvious I'm not mafia. My claim makes sense, Skruffs said there would be ways someone would be infected if no one chose someone. You know the whole pre-game questions, if no one infected, would it be a tie? Answer was no with that asterisk of stuff he isn't saying? No? Come on...

I'm not wasting my time, I'm testing something; and you were in-fact, being, dumb. Besides, mocking someone with Portal quotes is really funny.

You're finally getting it, I think you're mafia right now. Oh my god that's what a top suspect means! Who honestly says, my top-suspect is Town? Keep up please.

Seriously? You're saying dumb things, I can't help but point it out. I'm explaining your posts make no sense, and I'm asking for reasons that you are ignoring. I'll check later, I can't deal with your nonsense at 11pm.

Mod: I'm not sure who needs a Prod, but anyone who hasn't posted in a good while; that'd be great. Thanks.

All six living players have posted in the last two days. I'm not going to prod dead players. ~mod

I'll *wheeze wheeze* see you guys tomorrow.

[The Jester]

EBWOP: Okay. I would like top suspects, and if I have this right, Dahen and DoS are mason partners, correct?

No hard feelings Spring, I really am not one to get at someone but Portal quotes are so fun to use. Nothing personal.

If this list is the list of the rest of the people alive, and Dahen and DoS are mason partners, then it lowers the list to possible scum.

*dahen

*DragonsofSummer

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*DrippingGoofball
*skitzer
*springlullaby
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DGB, just for clarifying, why did you shoot Psycho again?

I'm very interested in everyone's top suspect list.

[The Jester]

Well that's obvious.

Can you add in points why, and order from Most to Least? That would be more helpful.

[The Jester]

What are your thoughts on the claim? Do you dis/believe? them? Why?

As I thought, if we have the two masons as confirmed Town, mafia will be running in corners, because it will be the end for them.

[The Jester]

DGB has answered my question in a short amount of time; I'm not sure why you mention her.

Dahen sure, reasons for your top suspects; it's not like your list will be that long.

[The Jester]

Skitzer, would you pick me up some tea while you're out?

[The Jester]

I like taking my time, we haven't exactly gotten anyone yet; so maybe if we think more eh?

I'm thinking there are two, but I haven't run any numbers to guess; I'm not sure but it seems to make sense at first.

I just hope Skitzer remembers my tea...while I wait I'll go look at some Art by DGB...fun stuff. Being infected isn't as bad as they say it is.

[The Jester]

No, I was, in a subtle way; hoping you'd give me some reasons for who you think is suspicious; with reasons. It would be helpful. When I said while you're out; while you're not posting here.

[The Jester]

Who do you think I should infect, etc; with reasons....

Common sense?

*Stares intently at Skitzer with an open mouth* Don't make me use this...

[The Jester]

Why are we so sure the claimed masons are scum if I'm innocent? How is it hard to see who scum are?

@DGB: I'm assuming you think Skitzer and Spring are scum? You believe the mason-claims, yes?

I'm going to do a re-read and build a little case on every-body. Expect that sometime soon, in the mean-time discuss some questions you may have or what have you.

Till then.

[The Jester]

It hurts, really badly...like...having your DGB wish not come true...well not

that

bad...

I find it odd if DGB is scum, scum getting a one-shot day-vig? Is that plausible? Oh and the odd-incident of DGB claiming page 1, "I'm a suicidal dayvig - YAY!" Of course with the way this is set-up I'm leaning towards DGB being Town. With Skruffs telling us that if no one is infected, there may be ways to move around it. If a vig killed the infectee they'd be infected. Sounds like a role for Town eh?

I really doubt dahen and DoS are mafia though, because why would mafia scream out, "I'm a mason you idiot!" just like BM said when he used his role to save the one partner.

How's this vaccine coming along though, do we have one or what? What's the status with that?

Lastly, I miss Battlemage...he had a nice grasp on gameplay, and his posts were always interesting and fun to read...

Now I must think, and lay down, and ...other things...and the tea...oh and dgb and...daykilling korlash...yeah....and that...*wheeze wheeze*

[The Jester]

Didn't Spring hand it to you? I was sure Spring did a few things...

Why would Spring need it if you have the rest of the information?

[The Jester]

I would ask Skruffs about it, remind him too.

[The Jester]

*WHEEZE*

God, this sucks...and I look horrible...feel worse...

I'm seeing different

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Oh man,

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Time to use...last-defense-mechanism...

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DGB has a one-shot, but I don't see mafia getting a one-shot ability, it seems that if we only have two mafia, Town having a one-shot just means if they missed Town loses one and scum are that much closer. If Mafia got it, it's an automatic townie down, and possibly the power role that BM had. Sim had the "OMG" that skitzer pulled, and the way DoS went all "I'm a mason you idiot" I highly highly doubt that's mafia pulling a shenanigan..so that leaves only a few left, two to be exact. Skitzer and Spring. If Skitz comes up mafia (Which I believe it will), if skitz doesn't infect DGB or Spring, he's most likely confirmed he's mafia. Then whoever he infected, if they aren't mafia, they're town, ergo; they will should infect Spring. Oh hey, I haven't cou-

*Thr

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up b

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all ove

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the floor*

Oh my god...that fu-

*Co

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Ow...

Hoping I help win this game...oh....here it comes....*Opens Mouth staring at DGB*

I'll miss you! <3

Infect: Skitzer

HARA-KIRI!

(I already miss the gourmet truffle; well disguised, complex, and hunted by frenchmen in the spring and fall! Oh woe as me...)

[The Jester]

I blame Battlemage for the line, "You can thank me later."

Then DGB said something to me, was a towntell, "BM is a hero."

Freaking, gah....I realized the flavor, but I thought it was too...obvious that the mafia would go "Hi, we're mafia and are looking for the vaccine." that and the claiming masons after being infected? Why, WHY would they claim mason if they would have come up mafia ?

That confused me, and yeah...

I'm very sad now.

[The Jester]

With that, can we change your title to "Mostly Improved"?

I kid.

No I should have realized that the mafia actually claimed mafia through flavor. I feel really dumb for that, it's just the whole claiming for no reason got to me. They shouldn't have guessed a martyer protect was in here. Believing a mason claim was stupid.

Well technically we were "mafia" in the fact Skruffs said we're selfish for wanting to live. So, go Town for winning.

[The Jester]

DoS got infected and said

"I'm a mason you idiot"

It's all downhill from there really..