Mini #556 - The Most Excellent People Ever - Called.

[The Jester]

Insignificant FoS: Korlash

For trying to lynch the jester, and I'm sure he would lynch "Town" too.

[The Jester]

I was implying the person named Town, don't misinterpret your own inside joke.

Pinky-Finger of Suspicion: Korlash

For not laughing at the inside joke.

[The Jester]

FoS: Urzasseditives

For eating Xth edition, why would you do that?

Vote: Korlash

From the looks of things he seems to direct attention at himself if he's Town, and he isn't doing that now. There were no dice, so his vote on me was hardly random. He has an agenda. For this, I feel a vote is in order to apply pressure, as Town he shouldn't worry, but if he is mafia, than he will crack.

[The Jester]

I'm afraid it's not even close to the record I set.

I got myself lynched in a game Day 1 as soon as it started in exactly 2 hours and 57 minutes on the dot. There were 8 people, taking 5 to lynch. Not sure what the ratio would be but yeah, shortest day I've seen. Total Posts: 10. Not counting the first two posts by the Mod, or the last post ending the day. Crazy stuff.

[The Jester]

Maybe, but I'm no longer CJS'-isqe. Ryuzaki is more my style add some other elements if you will. So I will tend to be a lot more serious, but I'm still fun and still like cake.

If I were mafia, I'd easily hold off the bandwagon and wait for you to be lynched, it seems highly probable, that and as you said at L-1.

[The Jester]

Unvote

We're in the random voting stage, and my Wifom is suspicious? Correction: Random Wifom. I don't really drink wine anyways, how could I Wifom without wine?

Don't worry UA, this can still be one of the most excellent games ever.

[The Jester]

The Irony...that was funny.

I fake-claimed Intelligent, that's all?

[The Jester]

It increases their chances of winning.

Something about Odd numbers.

If I remember this right, and I think I do. Scum just increase their chances by starting out with an uneven number. Ironic I decided to read an old mafia game to see this.

I think we don't lynch to give Town a better chance, if they nightkill, they decrease their chances of winning.

Vote: No Lynch

If I'm lynched because of the boring posts of Korlash, please lynch him the next day. Thanks.

[The Jester]

Edit:

Why did I not see the deadified part...man what's wrong with me.

So goose died...right. So, what was Goose? Shouldn't we be told, or are we too excellent to tell anyone?

I still say no lynch is our best option, if we're lucky, we'll live happily ever after!

[The Jester]

Ah, I'm too old to keep up with you young people....

Yeah, percent-wise it's beneficial for Town if we don't lynch with an odd number of people alive. I'm keeping my vote, yay for thinking strategically.

[The Jester]

*Sigh* It's not scummy, we don't really get information from a death from random talk.

Also, go look it up. and they all lived happily ever after on the wiki, it's beneficial to not lynch with an odd numbered amount of people.

FoS:lovo14

For not thinking.

[The Jester]

Dang it. I thought I had that right.

I need to go read it again.

[The Jester]

As you can see from the table of probabilities in Numbers, Part 1, the probability for the Town winning actually increases if the game starts with an even number of players instead of a slightly higher odd number. For example, a game with 8 players (1 Mafia) gives the Town a 54.29% chance of winning, while in a game with 9 Players (1 Mafia), the probability drops to 45.31%. These numbers assume that both the Mafia and the Lynch Mob kill every day, but what if they don't have to? If the Mafia choose not to kill on the first night, it is as if the game has started with 9 players instead of 8; the Mafia has increased its chances by 9%! But, it is then in the Town's best interest to not lynch (for the same reason). By this logic, no one will ever die! - mith

So if mafia could kill night 0, that was why? So wouldn't no lynching be now? We keep the odd number, if they kill, than it's an even number, and their chances drop.

If we don't no lynch, we go to even, they kill, it's back in their favor with an odd number.

[The Jester]

I miscounted, isn't that nice. I really need to get a hobby.

Unvote

We already have an even number so it's already in our favor.

Hmmm so basing it off that we should lynch today, It's a toss up between Urza and UA.

Urza's a senseless killing machine and UA...well I think the phrase "Stupid Matsuda" fits here rather well....heh matsuda.

[The Jester]

With that same logic, your vote on me means.....the exact same thing, absolutely nothing?

All right. I'm going with what I have, I don't get to magically have everyone talk; also urza's posts are unhelpful to say the least. Your vote on me was explained by yourself to be...unimportant, and at least I had a reason for mine.

[The Jester]

Explain than.

I mis-read the number of people, if it was an odd amount of people we would no-lynch to statistically increase our chances of winning. But that doesn't work cause we have 12, my bad. So a no lynch is bad here, I retracted my mistake.

UA comes in voting me, than explaining how me being suspicious of him with reason unlike him, is bad? Even though his own logic makes his vote look stupid?

I'm the scummy stupid one? Right.

I thought this was the most EXCELLENT people ever...

If the enemies are dick-heads I think I know who they are now.

[The Jester]

Ah, interesting idea there. I said senseless killing machine with unhelpful posts being that it seemed you just wanted to kill korlash with little reason etc, that and...I decided to keep reading this at almost 2 in the morning so I didn't see a reason for the lynching or korlash that badly.

Eh, I'm trying to not be a jerk in games. :\ Hmmm.

Also, you didn't bold your vote on me lovo14, your vote is null.

Well I thought that UA's vote was just because of my no lynch talk, because it was right after, I just assumed it, but that's all I have to go on now. These are just my first impressions. As you said, random discussion, nothing too relevant.

[The Jester]

100 years later, a child will be slapped for using the logic that 2 +2 still equals 4?

Also I retracted that "logic" because I miscounted the numbers, so feel free to discuss that past issue.

[The Jester]

Hmmm. He is generally unpredictable, and it would help.

Vote: Korlash

So we get information from this, and determine other things, sounds good.

I think I won't post in any mafia game at 2am anymore...that's what I've learned today.

[The Jester]

...Que? I voted Korlash, not you. I said Korlash is unpredictable.

[The Jester]

I think he's implying that he would rather get rid of someone he doesn't want to play with vs. someone he doesn't know that well or someone he likes playing with. Than as he said, use the bandwagon information with the alignment of who was lynched to discuss things.

It's very simple reasoning.

[The Jester]

It than seems that to go through day 1, sometimes you must stab your eye with a fork.

More reason my vote stays.

[The Jester]

Yeah, I can see this day taking a long time already.

@Panzer: First off, you remind me of the first Zoids with Bit Cloud, I thank you good good memories watching that show. Second off, well some of it may or may not be false text of assuming he is mafia regardless of what he says. Of course, he's always scummy in his playstyle and he's one of those play by himself regardless of his side, and will act scummy and he does have his funny record of fake-claiming an SK. So if that doesn't give you a good reason to lynch him Day 1, I guess you want to be stuck with him for awhile longer.

[The Jester]

Very excellent point you very excellent person. (Better? )

Moving on, what do you suggest for discussion than?

[The Jester]

And it won't be long until...you work at Taco-....ahahahha.

Facts? I know because of your learnings?

It's on for one reason or another, and if the lynch is coming I may or may not retract it, it's serving a purpose.

OMGUS FoS: Korlash without bold: For knowing what happens when you make him feel excellent.

In "con-clussion"? Ahahaha, spell-check aisle Krolash.

[The Jester]

I read up from another game and no-lynch statistically helped us if we had a certain number alive. I had reasons for it, and for one reason or another it apparently wasn't viable. I retracted it regardless.

FoS: Than

For using reasons that well don't hold water. Kira? Really? Does anyone think we'd have a Jester? I think Than might be Jester, because if he means Kira from Deathnote....He's retarded.

Recap: I read up that a no-lynch in a situation "Happily Ever After" explains this, apparently is really old, and I retracted it. No longer holds water.

Add that others are voting Korlash with reasons besides my own.

Defended myself poorly? How-so? Anything better than that? Oh and really, claiming Kira? Who claims with no reason? Who claims Kira who is Evil? Seriously Than is Jester, or he's mafia. Very odd, I'll have to look into this.

[The Jester]

Mostly pressure, and for seeing a certain reaction towards it.

LLoyd's posts don't make sense, lots of posts, low quality = bad bad bad.

Than claiming is bad as well.

Unvote

[The Jester]

I guess it is, and what's your point? I did say more than this is bad, drop your glasses again? I already explained the vote.

You must be blind, I've already done that, and I started the day with an option that I retracted because apparently it's no longer applicable for whatever reason.

Show me low content posts please.

[The Jester]

Claiming with no reason is bad, yes. What reference is needed?

I said it was to pressure you for a reaction. The post was not worthless, you trying to make it appear worthless is suspicious though.

When someone gets to L-1, a significant more amount of pressure is there. As I said earlier.

Take....Your.....Time.....Typing...Please....Thank....You. (Spell Check is your friend.)

- Sincerely, Everyone Else especially TSQ.

[The Jester]

What reference is needed? Don't need to quote anything, pressure is pressure.

Okay? What exactly are "you" doing that's "helpful"? Okay than.

[quote=Most people's thoughts]I'm at L-1, I think I should claim now.[/quote] = Pressure? I think so, or some form of it, varies per person.

I don't think I care what you believe at this point, it hasn't exactly done anything helpful yet. Honestly, the whole "scum" name-calling is way worse than anything you claimed I've done.

When you say something that is actually well relevant, I'll pay more attention to it.

Vote: Lloyd

As already said, answering for someone else is very scummy.

[The Jester]

I'm here, just haven't thought of anything to add.

[The Jester]

Tyhess just came in with his "this limits discussion, very bad." and left. Definitely not looking good in my eyes. I would like to hear more thoughts from him.

I'm definitely not 100% sure.

If anything, I feel like voting Than is a better option. The claiming he did, claiming like that is bad. His reasons for a "4th" vote, which didn't seem too extraordinary.

Lloyd didn't bring up Than claiming in his who voted who, and that feels odd. It seems important to me, but instead he votes panzer for vote-hopping.

I'd be willing to vote Than or lloyd at this time, as it's on Lloyds right now.

Tomorrow I'd be looking at what Than does next to follow-up his poor post on my "4th" vote.

[The Jester]

EBWOP: Ah, Than ninja'd me. Well I wasn't sure if it was a Deathnote joke, well okay, than ignore my above post on Than. (I didn't notice your avatar was from death note, I didn't look at it too closely.)

[The Jester]

I did, in 208: "FoS: Than For using reasons that well don't hold water. Kira? Really? Does anyone think we'd have a Jester? I think Than might be Jester, because if he means

Kira from Deathnote

....He's retarded. "

Claiming is bad, and people usually vote people that claim like that for no reason, I didn't see it as a joke, and my first thought was that you might possibly be a Jester.

So, I'm scummy for letting it go? I FoSed you for it, because you claimed, just because I had a deathnote avatar should not auto-mean I fully understand it's a joke. What was the relevance of fake-claiming a character that's obviously not Town; for a joke? Because apparently for me letting it go, which I didn't, I'm scummy. That's a little confusing.

[The Jester]

Laptop being repaired, among other things. Won't be here for awhile, not sure how long.

Might find out and post later.

[The Jester]

Even the back-up Mod shakes their head at Than.

How does someone forget they had mid-terms? Seems like something that would stand out. No studying? When exactly are these mid-terms, specifically the dates? I don't recall (Nor remember) mid-terms being at this time, maybe earlier.

Oh, and I second Cave's question.

[The Jester]

Hi Dizzy! How are you? Want some Tea?

[The Jester]

You're in England?

I love you already...

[The Jester]

Consider it Out of character, as a greeting to the new replacement.

Native or otherwise, doesn't matter.

Still...don't be like that...

[The Jester]

Well, welcome Tyhess, hope to hear from you soon.

Mod-note

: Captain...Jack...Sparrow?!

You added him in this game. That's awesome!

[The Jester]

Okay, sorry about that; staying up, editing articles etc etc okay.

I read, and I'm looking, and to me it feels Guardian is more suspicious to me than Korlash.

Vote: Guardian

Twilight, not voting Lloyd? etc. Doesn't seem right.

[The Jester]

Why didn't you vote LLoyd?

[The Jester]

Unless you just want to sit there and be lynched without defending yourself.

Yeah, I bet you could write it from the perspective of town; not sure about anyone else but that felt like a vague slip.

[The Jester]

Uhm...What?

I'm kidding.

(I wasn't kidding.)

[The Jester]

Sorry to hear that Dizzy! Feel better!

Really, I'm more suspicious at Guardian's "I don't know what to make, it's all so crazy! What do I say!?" response to the suspicions on her.

I move to vote disease after this...we will not surrender to you foul germ!

[The Jester]

FoS: Panzer

for being a jerk...

[The Jester]

Ah, I see. I have a crazy Immune-system that breaks down for upgrades every year or so, so I only get sick like once a year if that.

So, are we all up for Guardian's claim because he doesn't "make sense of it all"?

[The Jester]

I'm having similar feelings, well more-like "exact" feelings.

[The Jester]

Try to kill every player?

Definitely not what Town would say...

Korlash does not like claiming, period. You'll have to understand that.

[The Jester]

Eh, I'm having an agreement with Whome?, I don't see how anyone can be Incapacitated, and it seems odd that you'd only be able to Vig that specific person.

Lets also point out that it's not hard to say, "Mod says so and so, so believe me forever."

[The Jester]

If you don't think I'd make sure to keep all relative possibilities open, then you sir are sillier.

[The Jester]

I'm watching Pirates 2 right now, so if you wish to challenge me to a battle of confusing words, I warn you I am ready. Ask Krolash, I have "experience" in Captain Jack Sparrow-talk.

I don't see how vigging an incapacitated person is excellent though, the rest of the claim feels odd but I know little of the place Rico comes from.

[The Jester]

Must resist...hugging Dizzy..so as to not get hit...



(Non-game related: and Daykilling Korlash inside jokes ftw..)

[The Jester]

I'm leaning against Panzer being mafia for the "I have a handicap, but no idea what it is."

That is completely different from having a role that may or may not do something, aka some red herring role. Basically what Korlash said about it.

(CJS' is one of the coolest movie characters I've seen, definitely Excellent. Not sure about the BB boys, I'll avoid comment so as not to offend Dizzy.)

[The Jester]

I'm trying to make out all of this, unconscious this, knock out that. Random suspicion of Whome, etc.

[The Jester]

Apologies, finally read up on the last few pages to clarify.

Unvote

Vote: Panzer

It seems obvious with his "Fools" post, and his non-sense claim.

I should be up to date from now on, unless someone knocks me into a coma.

[The Jester]

If apples were oranges, why is integral theory complicated?

Translation: The first part has little to do with the second. Ergo, the "If Panzer is scum" - If apples were oranges. How does that show "Think Jester was late to the bus" - Why is Integral theory complicated?

"Korlash was right all along", with what points? Did you see valid ones that you wished to not share to actually make what you said a point and not a "If apples were oranges" statement?

Another example, I think Guardian defending Panzer so much that if Panzer is mafia, I think Guardian's making last-ditch efforts to keep him from being lynched.

[The Jester]

The above product and/or service is defective.

Just because there was user-error does not mean the product and or service was/is defective.

If at first you don't succeed, you fail; and the test will be terminated.

Panzer, you sound like are taking drugs awhile ago, are you okay?

I was catching up after being busy with the last few things for school, and I do a lot of stuff for another site, writing/editing articles, so I was working my way to here. With Panzer's weird role claim which I still don't comprehend, and his latest post which sounds like he's high, it seems obvious.

We're putting your scum-buddy out of misery Guardian, don't worry.

[The Jester]

EBWOP: I accidentally tried to fix my sentence of past/present relations and hit submit instead of preview. "Panzer, you sound like you took drugs awhile ago, are you okay?"

HoS: Guardian

, start putting reasons/points in your posts or don't post at all, it would be nice and follow the status quo.

[The Jester]

OMGUS much? Instead of saying 'I disagree with said post' why not add, "This is why I disagree with above post." ?

That was my logically sound reason you seemed to have missed. Even if mine are not logically sound to you specifically, they're at worse, still reasons compared to your "I disagree" contentless-posts.

So Panzer is not mafia to you, summarize why his role-claim makes sense to you? Or does it not? Also, who are you leaning towards as mafia if Panzer is not mafia to you?

[The Jester]

EBWOP: I have to add that I love the irony of your "NO U" in your post, it makes my point feel emphasized, I thank you for that laugh.

[The Jester]

You called me Janzer, I laughed.

No, I meant that one post where you were "Disagreed" with my Apples statement post. I wanted to know why you disagreed, I did not reference other posts.

Battlemage, Jester? Battlemage isn't a Jester, he's a vanilla town, at all times, in all games, I assure you. (Referring to Battlemage himself just so you know.)

[The Jester]

Another statistic of MADP.....

[The Jester]

Come on Dizzy, calm down...don't worry...everything will be fine...I promise...

[The Jester]

Are you still there?

*twiddles pinkys*

I don't blame you.

Searching!

[The Jester]

Sleep mode activated

[The Jester]

I bet Dizzy would make a great Mod/Player...

I bet two fainting goats on it!

I raise Korlash a Sonic Screwdriver.

[The Jester]

as in she* bets Rosso won't be in before friday.

So Korlash, Pass or Doubt?

[The Jester]

*Opens the case*

It's EMPTY! 50 million yen, thanks very much.

Awww I'm sure Dizzy could Mod if she tried to.

I place a Side-bet that if Rosso shows up on Friday I will also win...

[The Jester]

Dealer, Korlash is cheating...penalize him ichiokuen!

We already have an impartial judge.....where have you been?

kore wa liar game desu.

[The Jester]

Awww Dizzy is trying to outdo me.

What do you mean there's no rules? You put a coin, that's not part of the money in this game.

First round? Wait, where are my teammates?!

Player1: Hey, do you have ichiokuen in there?

Player2: Yeah....oh..OH.

[The Jester]

I'm no one carebear....no one...

*hides in a corner*

.-.

(The only thing you've managed to break is my heart...</3)

[The Jester]

Rosso: I'VE ABANDONED MY

BOY

MOST EXCELLENT!

[The Jester]

It's only 3pm where I am, he still has a good many hours before it's Saturday.

Wait, I win too.

I'm waiting for my ichiokuen Korlash...

[The Jester]

We could ask Rasso....

[The Jester]

Ha, Korlash owes me Ichiokuen now.

[The Jester]

I think the

Matrix

Forum can be real more than this world. All I do is pull the plug here but there, you'll have to watch

Apoc

Rosso die.

Not like this, not like this..

[The Jester]

No, it would be on page one and it is not.

You know, there really was a cake..

[The Jester]

I'm afraid you're wrong Guardian.

I take it we're allowed to talk about the set-up?

If that being the case, I bread-crumbed in "Worst Role Ideas" my role.

Link here.

I personally don't watch Football, but in said post I made it assumed I watched a bit, enough to know that he made a press conference about leaving football and only returning if there was an emergency.

"Unfortunately, the portal brought you into the arena while you were shooting a bacon commercial. You have 3 pieces of bacon.

Each night, you may choose to leave one of the bacon strips with another player. Please submit this choice by pm. "

Rosso neither confirmed nor denied that the bacon did anything. If that's okay, I'd like to know what they do. Rather curious about that.

Maybe next time Guardian, just a retired quarterback here.

[The Jester]

Ah, Schrodinger!

Isn't that the one with the Paradox, cat is alive/dead at the same time in the box?

I do think it's fun not being told if it does anything, but Rossy, tell us what they did, or did not do would you kindly?

[The Jester]

I was waiting for the look on your face to be honest, then I read, "I could have persuaded y'all of this, I am right and had good reasons for thinking so."

I laughed for a good while.

No, you're right. I was the last scum.

[The Jester]

No, I lied.

I'm not mafia, and you are right that I had no reason to lie, except to mess with you.

I apologize, I couldn't resist.

I do not know who the last scum is though, your guess is as good as mine. But the second look on your face was better then your first to be honest.

[The Jester]

Honestly if I was to guess before someone told me, I would have guessed you.

You said the word excellent way too much to be town. I was like, seriously, who would keep saying that? I'm onto you!

[The Jester]

EBWOP: Whose turn is it to claim next?

Tea at my place after the mass-claim?

[The Jester]

How so? I honestly doubt I was going to be lynched by Guardian's crap logick.

Yeah, soon as they claim we can go have tea, unless you're dead, dead people don't like tea.

[The Jester]

If we're lucky Rosso will enlighten us.