Mini 1891: Fat Boy Mafia [Over]

[Nexus]

Fat Boy Mafia

Mod:

Nexus

Food is great

Player List:

momo* replaced

massive*

Pine

Nosferatu

Persivul

TheRealGin-N-Tonic replaced

TwoFace

WhemeStar*

Alisae replaced

-Grey-

Darklyn replaced

PranaDevil

implosion

Aj the epic replaced

Alz

*

Firebringer

Edosurist replaced

pieg

Desperado

Alive:

Spoiler: alive

implosion - Lettuce - Healthy Boy Goon - survived and won alongside Pine and Persivul

Dead:

Spoiler: dead

Darklyn - Honey Roasted Cashews - Fat Boy Townie - Lynched Day 1

Pine - Water - Healthy Boy Mafia Goon - Murdered Night 1

Alisae - Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin - Fat Boy One-Shot Vigilante - Killed Night 1

momo - Ben & Jerry's Phish Food - Vanilla Townie - Lynched Day 2

Firebringer - Domino's Meateor - Fat Boy Townie - Killed Night 2

Persivul - Protein Shake - Healthy Boy 1-Shot Strongman - Lynched Day 3

edosurist - Galaxy Chocolate - Fat Boy Townie - Killed Night 3

Whemestar - Quality Street Purple One - Fat Boy Townie - Lynched Day 4

Nosferatu - Coca Cola - Fat Boy Odd-Night Cop - killed night 4

Aj the Epic - Krispy Kreme Doughnut - Fat Boy Roleblocker - Lynched Day 5

TheRealGin-N-Tonic - Burger King Bacon Double Cheeseburger - Fat Boy Townie - endgamed

Desperado - Doritos Cool Original - Fat Boy Townie - endgamed

Key Events:

Day 1|1.1|1.2|1.3|1.4|1.5|1.6|1.7|1.8|1.9|1.10|1.11|1.12|1.13|1.14|1.15|1.16|1.17|Day Ends
Day 2 Begins|2.1|2.2|2.3|2.4|2.5|2.6|2.7|2.9|Day Ends
Day 3 Begins|3.1|3.2|3.3|Day Ends|
Day 4 Begins|4.1|4.2|4.3|Day Ends
Day 5 Begins|5.1|Endgame

[Nexus]

Game Rules:

Rule 0: Don't be a dick.

- If you are being a dick, you run the risk of force-replacement or modkill. You may or may not be warned.

General:

- Please adhere to the site rules.
- Do not discuss this game of mafia outside of this thread unless your role PM allows you to do so.
- Day phases will last 2 weeks maximum.
- Night Phases will last 48 hours maximum.
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Voting/Player Actions:

- All votes must be in bold format: vote: Nexus for example.
- Try to unvote before voting. Unvotes must also be in bold.
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- Voting tricks are not acceptable. If you misspell someone's name intentionally, but I get the gist of it, the vote will count.
- A lynch will occur once a majority decision is reached. If no majority is reached by deadline, then no lynch shall occur.
- Following a lynch, it is twilight. You may continue to post until I lock the thread and declare it night.
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Activity:

- You are expected to post at least once every 48 hours. If you haven't posted for 48 hours, I shall prod you. If you do not respond to the prod within 48 hours (either in thread if it's Day, or via PM during the Night) then I will replace you.
- Similarly, if you require more than three prods, I will force-replace you.

Mechanics:

-

Blue

is my colour. Please don't use it.
- Confirm by how your Role PM tells you to once you are ready to play. Once there are 11 confirms, the game begins.
- Do not edit your posts.
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[Nexus]

Roles have been randomised and PMs have been sent out. The game will begin with 11/13 confirmations

[Nexus]

A beautiful Summer Day, and Fat Boy and his friends were organising a picnic in the park. "I'll bring the lemonade," Lady Friend said.

Fat Boy chuckled. "You'd better make sure it's proper stuff, not any of that diet shit. I need a sugar boost."

"Fat Boy, you are not as fat as you think you are, I swear," Lady Friend replied, shaking her head. "You definitely need to stop talking bollocks."

Fat Boy shrugged his shoulders. "What can I say? I love sweet things. And you, my lady, are the sweetest thing."

Lady Friend sighed and began to walk away. "Don't forget - the park, at 2pm, on Saturday. Bring some food."

"That's my specialty," Fat Boy winked.

Day 1 now begins. With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is in two weeks, at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017.

Mod note:

The two factions in this game are

Fat Boy

and

Healthy Boy

.

[Nexus]

Fat Boy turned the corner of the street, clutching his can of Monster tight in his hand. His other hand was frantically mashing the screen on his iPhone, asking his friends if they were going to the picnic. He, of course, needed to know how much extra food he needed to buy. As he emptied the can of Monster into his cavernous gob, he was already unshouldering his satchel to grab a second can out of it...

Votecount 1.1:

-Grey- (5)

- Alz, Firebringer, Whemestar, TwoFace, Persivul

PranaDevil (2)

- PranaDevil, pieg

implosion (1)

- Desperado

pieg (1)

- massive

TwoFace (1)

- -Grey-

Desperado (1)

- implosion

Not voting (2)

- Nosferatu, Pine

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017.

[Nexus]

His iPhone buzzed again, and a shit-eating grin spread across his face. "Free burgers for the first fifty customers" the app flashed across his screen. Fat Boy looked at the location and sighed. It was half a mile's walk away. Cracking open the second can of sugary energy drink, Fat Boy downed it in one and waddled off at a brisk (for Fat Boy) pace towards the burger joint...

Votecount 1.2:

-Grey- (4)

- Alz, Firebringer, Whemestar, TwoFace

Desperado (3)

- implosion, Pine, pieg

pieg (2)

- massive, Persivul

PranaDevil (1)

- PranaDevil

implosion (1)

- Desperado

TwoFace (1)

- -Grey-

Firebringer (1)

- Nosferatu

Not voting (0)

-

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017.

[Nexus]

As he rounded the corner towards the Burger Joint, Fat Boy swore as he saw the queue, startling a young mum and her baby. The baby gave Fat Boy a dirty look, and the mum gave his girth a disgusted look as he sweated past her. He then joined the back of the queue, mentally tallying up the people in front of him. 'Thirty-nine.....forty....yes, I'm number forty-five.' He allowed himself a small grin, before pulling up the burger menu on his phone.

Votecount 1.3:

-Grey- (3)

- Firebringer, Whemestar, TwoFace

Desperado (3)

- Pine, pieg, Alz

Pine (2)

- Persivul, implosion

pieg (2)

- massive, Nosferatu

PranaDevil (1)

- PranaDevil

implosion (1)

- Desperado

TwoFace (1)

- -Grey-

Not voting (0)

-

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017.

[Nexus]

The servers at the burger joint were walking down the queue, handing out numbered tickets. As they reached Fat Boy, they took a double-take, and a collective sigh ran around the group.

"Hiya Fat Boy, how's it going?"

"Great," the burger fiend replied. "Heard y'all were giving out free food so of course I came right away. What's the plan? Can we have whatever we want?"

"No of course not, we have to have some restrictions, as you well no!"

Fat Boy looked crestfallen. He was really looking forward to the triple stack burger, but he'd probably have to settle for a single stack. Ah well, it was still free!

Votecount 1.4:

-Grey- (3)

- Firebringer, Whemestar, TwoFace

Desperado (3)

- Pine, Alz, implosion

pieg (2)

- massive, Nosferatu

Pine (1)

- Persivul

PranaDevil (1)

- PranaDevil

implosion (1)

- Desperado

TwoFace (1)

- -Grey-

Nosferatu (1)

- pieg

Not voting (0)

-

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017. (expired on 2017-03-24 06:00:00)

[Nexus]

The wait was interminable. Fat Boy was beginning to get hunger pangs and had to scrabble in his backpack to grab a Snickers bar. After all, you aren't you when you're hungry. The Snickers bar was wolfed down in a matter of minutes, as the server called Fat Boy's number. He was led to a single occupancy seat, and shown the selection he could have.

Fat Boy smiled and ordered the bacon cheeseburger, with garlic and chilli fries, onion rings and a giant bourbon milkshake. The server nodded - she assumed that Fat Boy knew he'd be paying for all the extras, but he was happy enough. Now to wait for the grand finale.

Votecount 1.5:

pieg (3)

- massive, Nosferatu, Alz

-Grey- (2)

- Whemestar, TwoFace

Desperado (2)

- Pine, implosion

implosion (2)

- Desperado, -Grey-

Pine (1)

- Persivul

PranaDevil (1)

- PranaDevil

Nosferatu (1)

- pieg

Persivul (1)

- Firebringer

Not voting (0)

-

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017. (expired on 2017-03-24 06:00:00).

massive has been prodded.

[Nexus]

The food came out about twenty minutes later. By this time, Fat Boy had polished off the bourbon milkshake and was feeling a nice buzz - the combination of that and two cans of Monster was really hitting the spot. His face cracked into a huge grin as the waiter brought his food out - burger on one plate, chips in a bowl and then onion rings on a stick nearby.

Fat Boy got straight to work, peeling the lid off of the burger and removing the lettuce, tomato and gerkins. He then placed three onion rings, a handful of chips and a giant dollop of tomato sauce on the burger, before squashing the lid back on. Taking a moment to breathe, he brought the burger to his lips, and took a huge bite - demolishing the entire burger in three minutes.

Votecount 1.6:

pieg (2)

- massive, Alz

Persivul (2)

- Firebringer, Nosferatu

Desperado (2)

- Pine, implosion

implosion (2)

- Desperado, -Grey-

Pine (1)

- Persivul

PranaDevil (1)

- PranaDevil

Nosferatu (1)

- pieg

-Grey- (1)

- TwoFace

massive (1)

- Whemestar

Not voting (0)

-

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017. (expired on 2017-03-24 06:00:00).

@mod is Desperado having 3 votes an error?

Yes

[Nexus]

Mopping up the ketchup from his plate with the remaining fries, Fat Boy belched happily. Again, he received disgusted looks, but he really didn't care. His hoodie was making him sweat, though, so Fat Boy peeled that off before flagging down the waitress. "Can I have a chocolate fudge cake and an ice cream sundae, please?" the glutton requested. The woman smiled and went off to find Fat Boy his dessert, whilst the man flicked through his Facebook updates. Nothing interesting, although there were a couple of people mentioning going to the party, so he had to factor that in when he was buying food. Soon, his desserts arrived. Smacking his lips, Fat Boy tucked in.

Votecount 1.7:

PranaDevil (3)

- Desperado, -Grey-, Whemestar

pieg (2)

- massive, Alz

Persivul (2)

- Firebringer, Nosferatu

Desperado (2)

- Pine, implosion

implosion (1)

- PranaDevil

Pine (1)

- Persivul

Nosferatu (1)

- pieg

-Grey- (1)

- TwoFace

Not voting (0)

-

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017. (expired on 2017-03-24 06:00:00).

[Nexus]

Almost as soon as they had arrived, Fat Boy had finished his desserts. The waiter, knowing Fat Boy's preferences, dropped the bill off and then came back thirty seconds later with the card machine and a handful of mints.

"You know just how to cheer a guy up," Fat Boy muttered as he mashed his fingers to enter his pin. "When you gonna get contactless?"

The server chuckled nervously but breathed a sigh of relief when the card payment went through. Fat Boy stood up and left, oblivous to the destruction he had wrought. Next stop - Sainsbury's.

Votecount 1.8:

pieg (4)

- massive, Alz, Whemestar, Persivul

Persivul (2)

- Firebringer, Nosferatu

Desperado (2)

- Pine, implosion

-Grey- (2)

- TwoFace, pieg

implosion (1)

- PranaDevil

Firebringer (1)

- -Grey-

PranaDevil (1)

- Desperado

Not voting (0)

-

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017. (expired on 2017-03-24 06:00:00). Alz has been prodded.

[Nexus]

Stomping through the entrance to Sainsbury's, Fat Boy grabbed a basket. He started walking through the shop, before stopping and rotating. Heading back to the trolley park, Fat Boy dropped off his basket and returned with a trolley. He then beelined for the cooked meat isle, grabbing two Ginsters Cornish Pasties, a Sausage Roll and three packs of honey roast ham. Pausing for a second, he then headed to the hot chicken counter. "Can I have two southern fried chicken breasts, a hot 'n' spicy chicken wing pack of five, and a chinese chicken kebab, please?"

The counter assistant grabbed Fat Boy's food and sealed it up. Fat Boy nodded and then peeled open the first pack. "Sir, you'll have to pay for those!"

"I know, I'll keep the packet," replied Fat Boy as he walked away.

Votecount 1.9:

pieg (4)

- massive, Alz, Whemestar, Persivul

Nosferatu (2)

- pieg, implosion

-Grey- (2)

- TwoFace, Nosferatu,

Desperado (1)

- Pine,

implosion (1)

- PranaDevil

Firebringer (1)

- -Grey-

PranaDevil (1)

- Desperado

Not voting (1)

- Firebringer

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017. (expired on 2017-03-24 06:00:00).

[Nexus]

Fat Boy marched down the cold meat aisle again, picking up three packets of scotch eggs, eighteen mini sausage rolls and five chicken pakoras. Then he polished off the warm food he'd ordered as he rounded the corner to the dairy aisle - this time picking up three iced coffees, two giant cartons of chocolate milk and a four pint carton of full fat milk. He stopped briefly by the cheese, grabbing two packets of Cheesestrings and a net of Babybel, before moving on to the best, most important aisle in the shop...

Votecount 1.10:

pieg (4)

- massive, Alz, Whemestar, Persivul

Nosferatu (3)

- pieg, implosion, Firebringer

-Grey- (1)

- TwoFace

Desperado (1)

- Pine

implosion (1)

- PranaDevil

TwoFace (1)

- -Grey-

Whemestar (1)

- Desperado

Not voting (1)

- Nosferatu,

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017. (expired on 2017-03-24 06:00:00).

-Grey- has requested replacement. Searching now.

Pine is on emergency v/la.

[Nexus]

Alisae replaces -Grey- immediately.

[Nexus]

The chocolate aisle, of course! Closely followed by the fizzy drinks aisle, which was next, and then ending with the baked goods aisle, which would be Fat Boy's final stop. He picked up a multipack of Snickers, Mars Bars and Milky Ways, before moving down to picking up some Mini Eggs, Creme Eggs and then a couple of packets of Dairy Milks with Oreos. He then picked up some Fruit Pastilles, Cola Bottles and Fizzy Laces, before sweeping the entire shelf of Kit Kat Chunkies into his trolley. Satisfied, he stopped off at the Crisp aisle, picking up five big bags of Doritos - Cool Ranch, obv - and five tubes of Salt and Vinegar Pringles. Delightful.

Votecount 1.11:

pieg (4)

- massive, Alz, Whemestar, Persivul

Nosferatu (3)

- pieg, implosion, Firebringer

Alisae (1)

- TwoFace

Desperado (1)

- Pine

implosion (1)

- PranaDevil

TwoFace (1)

- Alisae

Whemestar (1)

- Desperado

Not voting (1)

- Nosferatu

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017. (expired on 2017-03-24 06:00:00).

Pine is on emergency v/la.

[Nexus]

Gripping the trolley tightly, Fat Boy's eyes narrowed. There was a person in the pop aisle that Fat Boy definitely did not want to see. His ex-girlfriend, Fernandinha Lemonada. He closed his eyes and strode straight past her. He grabbed three bottles of Irn Bru, two six-packs of Red Bull and five cans of Monster. He was definitely having a party this afternoon.

Votecount 1.12:

pieg (4)

- massive, Alz, Whemestar, Persivul

Nosferatu (3)

- pieg, implosion, Firebringer

Alisae (1)

- TwoFace

implosion (1)

- PranaDevil

TwoFace (1)

- Alisae

Whemestar (1)

- Desperado

Not voting (2)

- Nosferatu, Pine

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017. (expired on 2017-03-24 06:00:00).

PranaDevil has requested replacement. I am searching for one now.

[Nexus]

"Fat Boy!", Fernandinha called out. She walked towards him, so Fat Boy swung his trolley around and twisted his way up the aisle. "Fat Boy!!!" she shouted again. Fat Boy ignored her and stormed off, making his way to the till. He began to unload his shopping onto the belt as Fernandinha came up behind him.

"Fat Boy."

"What?"

"I'm at the picnic, so be nice!"

Fat Boy rolled his eyes and then sighed. "See you there then!"

Votecount 1.13:

pieg (4)

- massive, Alz, Whemestar, Persivul

Nosferatu (3)

- pieg, implosion, Firebringer

Alisae (1)

- TwoFace

implosion (1)

- Darklyn

TwoFace (1)

- Alisae

Whemestar (1)

- Desperado

Not voting (2)

- Nosferatu, Pine

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017. (expired on 2017-03-24 06:00:00).

Darklyn replaces PranaDevil, thanks to him.

TwoFace has requested replacement. I am searching for one now.

[Nexus]

Fat Boy pressed in his pin as the cashier smiled up at him. "Got a nice day planned, sir?"

Fat Boy nodded. "Yeah, of course! All this is for me."

The cashier chuckled, not sure if Fat Boy was serious. The man walked off, pushing his trolley, leaving the cashier to their thoughts.

Votecount 1.14:

pieg (4)

- massive, Alz, Whemestar, Persivul

Whemestar (4)

- Desperado, pieg, Firebringer, Nosferatu

Nosferatu (1)

- implosion

Alisae (1)

- TwoFace

implosion (1)

- Darklyn

Not voting (2)

- Pine, Alisae

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017. (expired on 2017-03-24 06:00:00).

Still searching for a TwoFace replacement. massive is v/la for the weekend.

[Nexus]

TheRealGin-N-Tonic replaces TwoFace. Thanks to him

[Nexus]

Fat Boy waddled down the street heading towards home. He needed to put some of his snacks in the fridge ready for tomorrow. As he neared home, he stopped off at Mission Burrito.

"Can I have a large chicken burrito with rice, mixed vegetables, jalapenos and cheese, please?" Fat Boy asked. "And three lots of tortilla chips."

The server smirked as she made his burrito. Grasping it gratefully, Fat Boy pulled up a stool.

Votecount 1.15:

Whemestar (5)

- Desperado, pieg, Firebringer, Nosferatu, Pine

pieg (2)

- Alz, Whemestar

Nosferatu (1)

- implosion

Alisae (1)

- TheRealGin-N-Tonic

implosion (1)

- Darklyn

Darklyn (1)

- Persivul

Not voting (2)

- Alisae, massive,

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017. (expired on 2017-03-24 06:00:00).

[Nexus]

He peeled the foil off the top half of his burrito and went straight for it, looming over the top as his gaping maw chomped down on the delicious, soft tortilla and gooey insides. He then picked up the hottest sauce that the burrito place had, dumping it on the rice and other innards before taking another few bites. Soon, the burrito was polished off, and Fat Boy hadn't dropped a thing. Smiling happily to himself, he slowly crunched his way through the tortilla chips, savouring every bite, and stopping every so often to empty some more hot sauce on them.

Votecount 1.16:

Darklyn (6)

- Persivul, TheRealGin-N-Tonic, massive, Darklyn, Alisae, Pine

Whemestar (3)

- Desperado, Firebringer, Nosferatu

pieg (2)

- Alz, Whemestar

Nosferatu (1)

- implosion

Alz (1)

- pieg

Not voting (0)

-

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017. (expired on 2017-03-24 06:00:00).

[Nexus]

After he finished his tortilla chips, he made his way back up to the counter and ordered some churros. They came out pretty quick, and were steaming hot, and the chocolate dipping sauce was velvety smooth. They barely touched the sides as Fat Boy gobbled them up. He finished his meal happily, dabbing his face with a napkin before chucking all of his detritus in the bin. He waved jauntily as he stepped out of the shop.

Votecount 1.17:

Darklyn (7-LYNCH)

- Persivul, massive, Alisae, Pine, pieg, Darklyn, TheRealGin-N-Tonic

Whemestar (2)

- Firebringer, Nosferatu

pieg (2)

- Alz, Whemestar

Alz (2)

-implosion, Desperado

Not voting (0)

-

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is at 6am GMT on Friday 24th March 2017. (expired on 2017-03-24 06:00:00).

Darklyn has been lynched. Flip incoming. massive is also being replaced.

[Nexus]

Fat Boy was walking towards his house, when his eye was caught by a flashy new display in Tesco. "Christmas treats available now!" It was July. Still Christmas is Fat Boy's favourite time of year because there was always shit loads of junk in the shops.

He stomped into the supermarket, grabbing a basket. He still had a bag full of food ready for the picnic, but he also was ready to get more. Especially Christmas treats. He followed the signage to find the Christmas food aisle. In July. His smile widened as he realised what he was seeing. Candy canes, Christmas tree chocolates, and, most excitingly, Honey Roasted Cashew Nuts. HIS FAVOURITE TYPE OF NUT. Roasted and covered in honey. What could be better?!

He grabbed five bags and then walked to the self-service checkout. Almost shaking with excitement, Fat Boy tore the top off all of the packets and dumped them in his mouth. Coughing slightly, he chewed and swallowed, crap falling from his mouth as he savoured every bite.

"Sorry sir, you'll have to leave now," the security guard had come over, witnessing the devastation. He pushed Fat Boy out of the shop, but the damage had already been done. The till area was a disgusting mess.

Darklyn - Honey Roasted Cashews - Fat Boy Townie - Lynched Day 1

Night 1 now begins. Currently there is no deadline whilst I search for a replacement for massive. After that happens, it will be 48 hours. PM me all night actions.

[Nexus]

momo replaces massive. Thanks to them. Deadline for Night Actions is 6am Saturday 25th March 2017, PM me by then. (expired on 2017-03-25 06:00:00)

[Nexus]

Morning broke, and Fat Boy was on a mission. He needed to feed himself ready for a wonderful day of picnicking. He pulled on his hoody and jeans, before pulling on his trainers and grabbing his bag. He then left his house, planning to return later for the rest of his food and going to the park to meet his friends. He grabbed his headphones before setting off to his destination.

The golden arches greeted Fat Boy as he stomped up to the self-service and ordered his usual, with a double espresso. He then settled down to wait for the server to bring it. It took five minutes, but eventually his food came. Hash Brown, Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin and an Orange Juice, alongside the double espresso.

Except the Orange Juice didn't come. He was brought a bottle of water by the server. Fat Boy's eyes narrowed as he eyed the bottle, but he gave it no mind as he chomped down on the Hash Brown - two bites later and it was gone. He reached for his orange juice to wash it down, before realising that the water had replaced it. Fat Boy picked up the bottle and launched it across the restaurant.

"Fuck water!" he bellowed as he began to unwrap his burger.

Pine - Water - Healthy Boy Goon - Murdered Night 1

"Sir, I'm afraid that is unacceptable behaviour," the manager of the restaurant was advancing upon Fat Boy's table. "You're going to have to leave."

"Fine. I don't want to stay in your shitty water restaurant," Fat Boy swore. "Let me finish my Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin first."

"No. Get out."

Fat Boy stood up, eyeballing the manager. He then picked up his breakfast and chucked it in the face of the manager. "Fuck this shit"

Alisae - Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin - Fat Boy One-Shot Vigilante - Killed Night 1

Day 2 begins. With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch. Deadline is in two weeks, at 10am BST on Saturday 8th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-08 10:00:00)

[Nexus]

The two factions in this game are

Fat Boy

and

Healthy Boy

.

[Nexus]

Please note - this rule has changed from only mentioning hydra to also mentioning alts, since apparently I need to do that now:

- If there is a hydra or an alt in the game, you must not post in your normal account. Doing so and then not quoting it as a hydra or an alt will invite a warning. Excessive failure to post as a hydra or an alt and not quoting it will result in force-replacement.

[Nexus]

Fat Boy was disappointed that he'd been 'banned' from the McDonald's again, but he knew that he'd be allowed back eventually - they couldn't afford to run without his custom, after all. He reckoned he had about a week to have to worry until he'd be allowed back. Smirking, he wandered into the nearest Greggs, and picked up two hot sausage rolls and a coffee. This time, there were no nasty water-surprises.

Votecount 2.1:

Alz (3)

- Nosferatu, implosion, Whemestar

Whemestar (1)

- Desperado

pieg (1)

- Firebringer

Firebringer (1)

- pieg

Not voting (4)

- momo, Persivul, TheRealGin-N-Tonic, Alz

Day 2 begins. With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch. Deadline is in two weeks, at 10am BST on Saturday 8th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-08 10:00:00)

To clarify: I am aware of who is or is not an alt in this game. I just assumed that as they were supposed to secret, they would keep to their alt accounts. Sadly not.

[Nexus]

Aj the epic replaces Alz. Ty

[Nexus]

Puff pastry flecked his chin as he walked down the street. Chucking his serviette in the bin, he then downed his coffee and through that in the bin. He walked across the street to Wilkinsons, where he decided to get some Pick 'N' Mix.

"A fiver for a box!? Sigh," Fat Boy muttered as he filled his cup up. "Still, I do love a sweetie."

Votecount 2.2:

Aj The Epic (2)

- implosion, pieg

Whemestar (2)

- Desperado, momo

Firebringer (2)

- TheRealGin-N-Tonic, Nosferatu

pieg (1)

- Firebringer

Not voting (3)

- Persivul, Aj The Epic, Whemestar

Day 2 begins. With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch. Deadline is in two weeks, at 10am BST on Saturday 8th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-08 10:00:00)

[Nexus]

Filling his cup with gummy bears, gummy worms, gummy Venus de Milo, Fat Boy went to pay. As he made his way down the confectionary aisle, he then noticed some chocolate covered pretzels, which he also grabbed.

He smiled at the cashier as he paid. His bank balance was taking a beating, but since his parents paid for everything for him, it was fine.

Votecount 2.3:

momo (3)

- Firebringer, Whemestar, TheRealGin-N-Tonic

Whemestar (2)

- Desperado, momo

Aj The Epic (1)

- implosion,

Firebringer (1)

- Nosferatu

implosion (1)

- pieg

Not voting (2)

- Persivul, Aj The Epic,

Day 2 begins. With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch. Deadline is in two weeks, at 10am BST on Saturday 8th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-08 10:00:00)

[Nexus]

momo will quote post 1496 on their correct account. If you post in this thread on any other account other than momo you will be force replaced.

[Nexus]

Please do not post in games you are not a part of. I will not be removing posts but please ignore Veebs. He is not an alt of momo. Carry on.

[Nexus]

Speaking of his parents, his phone buzzed. Grabbing it out of his bum-bag, Fat Boy tapped the answer button and held it up to his face, speaker on - naturally.

"Yeah?"

"Son, it's me, mum," the voice on the other end boomed out. Fat Boy's mum always shouted when she phoned him.

"Yes mum, I know. It says it on my phone," Fat Boy replied sardonically.

"Are you eating well?" his mum interjected

Votecount 2.4:

momo (3)

- Firebringer, Whemestar, TheRealGin-N-Tonic

Whemestar (1)

- momo

Aj The Epic (2)

- implosion, pieg

Firebringer (1)

- Nosferatu

Persivul (1)

- Desperado

Nosferatu (1)

- Aj The Epic

Not voting (2)

- Persivul

Day 2 begins. With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch. Deadline is in two weeks, at 10am BST on Saturday 8th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-08 10:00:00)

[Nexus]

Fat Boy thought back to the things he'd eaten in the last 24 hours. His mind briefly rested on the McDonald's incident, but he soon shook that off. "Yeah, I've been eating alright Mum," he muttered. "I've got stuff to do - do you need anything else?"

"Oh, just that we're inviting you to dinner tomorrow night," she answered. "Be here by seven."

"Yes mum," Fat Boy sighed.

Votecount 2.5:

Nosferatu (3)

- Aj The Epic, implosion, TheRealGin-N-Tonic

momo (2)

- Firebringer, Whemestar,

Whemestar (2)

- momo, Persivul

Aj The Epic (1)

- pieg

Firebringer (1)

- Nosferatu

Persivul (1)

- Desperado

Not voting (0)

-

Day 2 begins. With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch. Deadline is in two weeks, at 10am BST on Saturday 8th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-08 10:00:00)

[Nexus]

"It's your favourite - we're having chilaquiles!"

Fat Boy's ears pricked up. She was right - chilaquiles was his favourite, and it wasn't something he was able to make himself, or buy anywhere ready made. "Alright mum, I'll be there for seven! Bye now. Love you."

"You too, son" The phone went dead and Fat Boy put it back into his pocket, before looking at his watch. Time to go to the park.

Votecount 2.6:

Nosferatu (4)

- Aj The Epic, implosion, TheRealGin-N-Tonic, Firebringer,

momo (2)

- Whemestar, pieg

Whemestar (2)

- momo, Persivul

Firebringer (1)

- Nosferatu

Persivul (1)

- Desperado

Not voting (0)

-

Day 2 begins. With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch. Deadline is in two weeks, at 10am BST on Saturday 8th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-08 10:00:00). momo and Whemestar have been prodded.

[Nexus]

Swinging by his house, Fat Boy filled his backpack and satchel full of the food he had purchased the day before. There was quite a lot, but he had one more stop to make - the doughnut shop! He went there and picked out five ten-pack of assorted doughnuts ready to take to his friends, before also buying three individuals to eat with a coffee before he left. Smacking his lips with his tongue, Fat Boy devoured his three doughnuts quickly, before slurping down the coffee. His phone buzzed as a Whatsapp message came through - one of his friends, Captain Flake, had said he wasn't coming. Quelle surprise.

Votecount 2.7:

momo (4)

- Whemestar, Firebringer, TheRealGin-N-Tonic, pieg

Whemestar (2)

- momo, Persivul

Firebringer (2)

- Nosferatu, Aj The Epic

Persivul (1)

- Desperado

Nosferatu (1)

- implosion

Not voting (0)

-

Day 2 begins. With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch. Deadline is in two weeks, at 10am BST on Saturday 8th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-08 10:00:00).

[Nexus]

Muttering to himself about Captain Flake, Fat Boy made his way to the park. He was pleased that both the weather was still glorious and that his friends had already started arriving. He greeted Weird Boy, Creep Man and Neko Woman with a hearty wave as he began to unload his picnic on the table and bench. "A good die to eat hard," Fat Boy chortled as he began to tuck into the food.

"Don't forget that Thinny is bringing a BBQ," Creep Man said. Even that was creepy.

Votecount 2.7:

momo (3)

- Firebringer, TheRealGin-N-Tonic, Nosferatu

Whemestar (3)

- momo, Persivul, Desperado

Firebringer (1)

- Aj The Epic

Aj The Epic (1)

- Whemestar

Nosferatu (1)

- implosion

Not voting (1)

- pieg

Day 2 begins. With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch. Deadline is in two weeks, at 10am BST on Saturday 8th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-08 10:00:00).

Firebringer is v/la until Wednesday

[Nexus]

"Do we have some MEAT!?" Fat Boy asked. "I'll go get some!"

Fat Boy stood up, leaving his food where it was. There was no way they'd be able to eat it all anyway, and he could pick up more on his way.

Votecount 2.8:

momo (5)

- Firebringer, TheRealGin-N-Tonic, Nosferatu, pieg, Persivul

Whemestar (2)

- momo, Desperado

Firebringer (1)

- Aj The Epic

pieg (1)

- Whemestar

Nosferatu (1)

- implosion

Not voting (0)

-

Day 2 begins. With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch. Deadline is in two weeks, at 10am BST on Saturday 8th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-08 10:00:00).

Firebringer is v/la until Wednesday.

pieg has requested replacement. Searching now.

[Nexus]

Fat Boy made his way to the butchers. He liked his local butcher - they were very nice and helpful, and their meat was always delicious. He made a beeline for his favourite butcher and requested 28 beef burgers and 14 sausages - people would prefer burgers to sausages anyway, and the objective of a BBQ was to eat as much as possible. He then wandered in to Tesco, where he grabbed two handfuls of bread rolls, ready to fill with delicious meat, before making his way back to the park. By this time, the party was in full swing, and the BBQ had been lit.

Votecount 2.9:

momo (6-LYNCH)

- Firebringer, TheRealGin-N-Tonic, Nosferatu, pieg, Persivul, Whemestar

Whemestar (2)

- momo, Desperado

Firebringer (1)

- Aj The Epic

pieg (1)

- Whemestar

Nosferatu (1)

- implosion

Not voting (0)

-

Day 2 begins. With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch. Deadline is in two weeks, at 10am BST on Saturday 8th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-08 10:00:00).

Firebringer is v/la until Wednesday.

pieg has requested replacement. Searching now.

momo has been lynched. Flip incoming

[Nexus]

As the meat began to sizzle on the BBQ, Fat Boy sat down near the bench and began to think. A flash back soon began to go through his mind.

Fernandinha and Fat Boy had just finished another marathon session of food and sex - just the way they both liked it. They lay panting on Fat Boy's bed, surrounded by food wrappers and other detritus, and entwined in one another's limbs. Their relationship had been going from strength to strength, and Fat Boy felt like he'd finally found the one.

"Oh Fernandinha," Fat Boy sighed. "You're the only person who truly understands me."

She smiled, and extricated herself from Fat Boy. As she got up to head for the shower, she gently gave him a kiss and murmured "What about dessert?"

Fat Boy's eyes brightened, and he climbed out of bed, pulling on his towelled robe and walking slowly down to the kitchen. As he opened the fridge, he realised that it was pretty bare, but not to worry as there was a delicious dessert in his freezer. His favourite dessert, in fact.

He pulled open the freezer door, and let out an anguished scream. It was gone. She had already eaten it. Storming upstairs, Fat Boy barrelled into the bathroom, swearing and screaming at Fernandinha. Confused, Fernandinha pressed Fat Boy for an explanation. He gave her one. Throwing the empty carton at her, it bounced off and landed on the floor, the last remaining drops seeping into the fluffy rug. Fat Boy walked out. That was it. His relationship was over.

momo - Ben & Jerry's Phish Food - Vanilla Townie - Lynched Day 2

Night 2 now begins. I will not start the countdown until I have a replacement for pieg.

[Nexus]

Edosurist replaces pieg. Deadline will be 6am BST on Friday 7th April 2017. (expired on 2017-04-07 06:00:00). Please PM all Night Actions

[Nexus]

Fat Boy and his friends had a very enjoyable BBQ - they ate, drank and were merry long into the evening. As dusk began to fall, the party began to wrap up - Fat Boy was still enjoying the cold remains of burgers as his friends started to clean up. It was completely dark by the time they had finished tidying the park up, and at this point Fat Boy got up and threw his napkin away. "Good BBQ, guys," he chewed, as they began to walk away.

"Cheers for your help, Fat Boy," it was remarked.

"Fuck off mate, I bought all the meat."

The group scattered, and Fat Boy meandered his way down the street, avoiding drunks and anyone else who might have got in his way. As he walked past the main food area of town, Fat Boy's eye was caught by the glow of Domino's. He hadn't had Domino's in ages.

He went in and ordered his usual - Large of course - and waited patiently. As he was waiting, some dudes came in who were up to no good - they were clearly pissed as a fart and looking for a fight. They began to sing, quietly at first, before getting louder, aiming it at Fat Boy. "Hey fatty bum bum, hey fatt bum bum." Fat Boy smirked and put his headphones in. Nothing he hadn't heard before. This of course upset the jerks, but Fat Boy wasn't bothered.

His order flashed up on the screen, and Fat Boy collected it. Smiling to himself, he turned to find his way blocked by the dickheads.

"Hey, Fatty Bum Bum, what you got there?" one of them questioned. Fat Boy tried to push past, but two of them were now blocking his path. "Oi, you cunt, I'm talking to you."

Fat Boy shrugged. "It's a pizza, Einstein."

The bigger of the two chuckled. "Don't think you need any more pizza, mate. I think you need a diet."

"Yeah well I think you need to die," Fat Boy chuntered. Big mistake.

The other bloke smashed down on Fat Boy's pizza box, sending his pizza everywhere. They then pushed Fat Boy into it. Fat Boy crawled away slowly, covered in pizza. He wouldn't let them cry. Fuck them. Fuck Domino's.

Firebringer - Domino's Meateor - Fat Boy Townie - Killed Night 2

Day 3 now begins. It will end in 10 days, at 6am BST on Monday 17th April 2017. (expired on 2017-04-17 06:00:00).
With 8 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

[Nexus]

Waking up, Fat Boy remembered his anger and upset from the night before. How dare those two chucklefucks ruin his lovely day? He then groaned as he realised that he had to go to his parents' house that night to eat dinner. That said, his irritation was somewhat sated by the fact that he was getting chilaquiles. Fat Boy fucking loved chilaquiles. Breakfast was a home made sausage and hash brown baguette with a strong coffee. Delicious, of course.

Votecount 3.1:

Nosferatu (3)

- Aj the Epic, implosion, TheRealGin-N-Tonic

Edosurist (2)

- Whemestar, Persivul

Persivul (1)

- Desperado

Not voting (2)

- Edosurist, Nosferatu

Day 3 ends at 6am BST on Monday 17th April 2017. (expired on 2017-04-17 06:00:00). With 8 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

[Nexus]

His baguette was smothered in butter, and then placed the hash browns and sausage on top, before smothering it with ketchup. A pretty amazing brunch, and it was setting Fat Boy up for a good day. He then moved to his computer, where he began to log into all of his accounts. He needed to check his bank balance - just in case he had to sweet talk his parents into giving him a bit more dollar.

Votecount 3.2:

Persivul (4)

- Desperado, Edosurist, TheRealGin-N-Tonic, Whemestar

Nosferatu (3)

- Aj the Epic, implosion, Persivul

Not voting (1)

- Nosferatu,

Day 3 ends at 6am BST on Monday 17th April 2017. (expired on 2017-04-17 06:00:00). With 8 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

[Nexus]

Scanning his bank account, Fat Boy winced. He'd spent quite a lot on food over the last two days, but hey, he does enjoy his food. He needed to ask his parents to borrow at least fifty quid, but he knew that they'd give him it. Because they always did. Lucky Fat Boy.

Votecount 3.3:

Persivul (5-LYNCH)

- Desperado, Edosurist, TheRealGin-N-Tonic, Whemestar, Nosferatu

Nosferatu (3)

- Aj the Epic, implosion, Persivul

Not voting (1)

-

Day 3 ends at 6am BST on Monday 17th April 2017. (expired on 2017-04-17 06:00:00). With 8 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Persivul has been lynched. Flip incoming

[Nexus]

Fat Boy sighed as he picked up his wallet. He needed to pick up some things for the day ahead before preparing himself for the evening with his parents. So, he headed to ASDA. ASDA was the cheapest of the supermarkets, and, best of all, the supermarket with the most free samples. And if there was one thing Fat Boy liked more than general food, it was free food.

Sauntering into the shop, Fat Boy browsed the sandwich selection, before deciding on a delectable meat feast with a packet of crisps and a Lucozade. Plunging them into his basket, he then walked past the clothes - ASDA stopped fitting him aged about twelve, and headed into the electronics section. His eye was caught by the new PS4 releases - he had heard good things about a couple of them, and so he looked at the charts. One of them had been reduced to £30 so pausing only briefly, Fat Boy scooped it up and placed it into his basket. Now to the fridges!

He walked down the aisle and was accosted by an ASDA worker. "Sir," he said. "Would you like to try our delicious new milkshake? It's fresh in!"

Fat Boy's face lit up. The employee steered him to the free sample cart, where he was handed a tiny shot-glass of chocolate milkshake. Fat Boy threw it down his neck, smacking his lips as he did so. "Mmm. Delicious. What brand is it?"

"Oh, it's a new starter on the market. They're called Muscle-Gro, and they produce three different varieties - strawberry, chocolate and banana."

Fat Boy paused. "Muscle-Gro? Bit of an odd name for a milkshake."

"Oh, it's a protein-"

That was enough. Fat Boy lunged forward, heaving the cart over. "WHY DO YOU INSIST ON TRYING TO MAKE ME HEALTHY!?"

The security guards were on him like a rash, escorting him out of the shop. Still, at least he saved £30...

Persivul - Protein Shake - Healthy Boy 1-Shot Strongman - Lynched Day 3

Night 3 fall. Deadline for actions to PM me is 10PM BST on Friday 14th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-14 22:00:00)

[Nexus]

Fat Boy was unimpressed at having been thrown out of another establishment through no fault of his own, but whatever. When he got home, he was even more devastated. His Amazon delivery had come - great - but the driver had just thrown it over the fence. It had then been trampled on by his stupid room mate. Devestated, Fat Boy took it inside to mourn its innards.

edosurist - Galaxy Chocolate - Fat Boy Townie - Killed Night 3

Day 4 begins. With 6 alive, it takes 4 to lynch. Deadline in 10 days, at 10pm BST on Monday 24th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-24 22:00:00)

[Nexus]

Heading to his parents' house, Fat Boy was munching on a packet of smokey bacon Walkers', enjoying that bacony taste. He was most looking forward to eating some damn chilaquiles, though

Votecount 4.1:

Whemestar (3)

- Whemestar, TheRealGin-N-Tonic, Nosferatu

Aj the Epic (1)

- Desperado,

Not voting (2)

- Aj the Epic, implosion

Day 4 begins. With 6 alive, it takes 4 to lynch. Deadline is at 10pm BST on Monday 24th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-24 22:00:00)

WRT balance - I didn't get it reviewed for reasons I will explain at the end. Also, apologies for the thread lock, I had assumed there was a hammer at like 3am this morning so did it on my phone, then forgot about it!

[Nexus]

Fat Boy's phone buzzed. It was his parents. They wanted him to go to the Asian food shop and get some chillis ready for his chilaquiles. Fat Boy liked going to the Asian food shop - they were always really friendly, and the stuff in there was so cheap! In he went, looking for some delicious red chillis.

Votecount 4.2:

Whemestar (4-LYNCHED)

- TheRealGin-N-Tonic, Nosferatu, Aj the Epic, implosion

Aj the Epic (2)

- Desperado, Whemestar

Not voting (0)

- ,

Day 4 begins. With 6 alive, it takes 4 to lynch. Deadline is at 10pm BST on Monday 24th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-24 22:00:00)

Whemestar has been lynched. Flip incoming.

[Nexus]

As he entered the Asian food market, another flashback spread across Fat Boy's head. It was another one about him and his ex.

~~~

Christmas Day. Fat Boy's family. Fat Boy and Luana Moana - his second ex girlfriend. Well, at that point she was not his ex, but...things were about to get a whole lot worse.

The morning had gone like any Christmas morning - presents, bacon sandwiches and chocolate for brunch. They then sat down for a delicious lunch - Fat Boy had five pigs in blankets and fifty roast potatoes, as per, and then a massive bit of Christmas Pudding to finish. He was nicely full, and fell asleep, as per tradition. When he awoke, he scrambled for the Quality Street tin, eager to eat the purple ones. His favourite. Then, disaster.

There were only purple wrappers in the tin. Who left the wrappers in the tin!? "LUANAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

The second relationship he lost over food. No-one fucks with Fat Boy's food.

Whemestar - Quality Street Purple One - Fat Boy Townie - Lynched Day 4

Night 4 now begins. It will end in 48 hours, at 10am on Wednesday 19th April 2017, however, if all players in the game PM me, I will end Night once I have all PMs from all players.

[Nexus]

Fat Boy arrived at his parent's house avec chillis and a spring in his step. He was getting motherfucking chilaquiles for his dinner and he was probably going to get more money off his parents. This was going to be a good night!

He barged in to the door, dropping his bag and tossing the chillis at his mother. He then turfed the cat out of the comfy chair and clicked the TV on. "Hot Fuzz. Sweet."

Fat Boy's dad arrived with a can of drink, which he handed to Fat Boy, who was too engrossed in the film to pay attention. Clicking it open, Fat Boy's eyes flickered to his father. "Cheers dad. How are you?"

"Not bad, son. Haven't you seen this before?"

Fat Boy shrugged. "Loads, but it's my favourite film, so..." he took a deep slug of his drink. Moments later, he spat the drink out again. "What the fuck is this?!"

"Coca-cola."

"Proper coke!?"

"...yes?"

The can connected with the TV. "Fucking hate proper coke."

Nosferatu - Coca Cola - Fat Boy Odd-Night Cop - killed night 4

Day 5 begins. With 4 alive it takes 3 to lynch. Deadline is at 9pm BST on Thursday 26th April 2017 (expired on 2017-04-26 21:00:00)

[Nexus]

"Calm down, Fat Boy," his mum came running in. "Dad's sorry he forgot."

"Sorry won't fix this! Nothing can fix this." Fat Boy began to sob. "Why am I the way that I am?"

Votecount 5.1:

Aj the Epic (3-LYNCH)

- implosion, Desperado, TheRealGin-N-Tonic

Not voting (1)

- Aj the Epic

With 4 alive it takes 3 to lynch. Aj the Epic has been lynched. Flip incoming

[Nexus]

"Here, look, let's have dessert first," Fat Boy's mother was trying desperately to comfort her rotund son. She pulled out a doughnut box.

"Look, I brought doughnuts!"

He lifted himself off of the sofa and dragged himself over to the kitchen, licking his lips. "Doughnuts then chilaquiles?" he begged. It was almost pathetic.

"Yes, son, doughnuts and then chilaquiles. Take whichever one you want"

Fat Boy reached the table and his eyes widened at the sight. Krispy Kreme! He hugged his mum tight. "You really are the best," he murmured.

Grabbing one in each meaty paw, Fat Boy began to devour them, barely taking a breath. However, as he got halfway through his second one, his pace slowed down considerably. Then did his breathing. Fat Boy was choking! His dad tried to heft him up, but was unable to. His mum started hitting him as hard as she could on his back. Luckily, a mixture of furious biting and swallowing dislodged the soft doughnut.

"Maybe I should stop..." Fat Boy muttered.

Aj the Epic - Krispy Kreme Doughnut - Fat Boy Roleblocker - Lynched Day 5

Another memory came back to Fat Boy, once again without his say so or support. He was stood in Burger King, on his own, and he had just ordered three Bacon Double Cheeseburgers. Again, like with the doughnuts, he had wolfed them down too quickly, and this time, an elderly man had hit him in the stomach with his stick, causing the giant to retch them back up. That should've been his warning. It wasn't.

TheRealGin-N-Tonic - Burger King Bacon Double Cheeseburger - Fat Boy Townie - endgamed

Back to the present now. Fat Boy's eyes searched the kitchen, trying to find a way out of this spiral. His eyes roved high and low as he tried to discover something that would snap him back into it. Then, they fell on the blue packet on the kitchen counter.

"Mum..." he said, weakly

"Yes son?"

"Did you put those in the chilaquiles?!" he cried, anguished, pointing at the packet.

"Yes son...why?"

"THEY AREN'T THE RIGHT ONES. IT'S GOING TO BE RUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINED" he sobbed now, harder than ever. His favourite dinner, ruined by a simple oversight.

Desperado - Doritos Cool Original - Fat Boy Townie - endgamed

Fat Boy's dad snapped. That was it. He had had enough. Bellowing at the top of his lungs, he screamed at Fat Boy. "THAT'S IT. YOU'RE GOING ON A DIET. STARTING NOW"

Fat Boy couldn't object. He knew it was right. Dinner was served. Well. A dinner of sorts. Salad. He needed to get used to it.

implosion - Lettuce - Healthy Boy Goon - survived and won alongside Pine and Persivul

PMs, Night Actions and PTs coming shortly

[Nexus]

Spoiler: town role PMs

Greetings Nosferatu, you are Coca Cola, a Fat Boy Odd-Night Cop, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Coca Cola, a most refreshing beverage.

Power:

Cop:

On Odd Nights (1,3,5) you may PM me the name of someone you wish to investigate. If nothing prevents it, you will receive a reply that says “Healthy Boy” or “Not Healthy Boy”

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings -Grey-, you are McDonald’s Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin, a Fat Boy One-Shot Vigilante, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are McDonald’s Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin. The best thing on the McDonald’s menu.

Power:

Vigilante:

Once during the game, you may PM me during a Night the name of someone you wish to shoot. If successful, they will die.

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings Alz, you are Krispy Kreme Doughnut, a Fat Boy Roleblocker, and you are aligned with Fat Boy

You are a Krispy Kreme Doughnut. You are expensive but delicious.

Power:

Roleblock:

During the night, you may PM me the name of someone you wish to roleblock. If successful, any action they take will fail.

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings pieg, you are Galaxy Chocolate, a Fat Boy Townie, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Galaxy Chocolate. The greatest of all chocolates. Fuck Hershey's.

Power:

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings PranaDevil, you are Honey Roasted Cashews, a Fat Boy Townie, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Honey Roasted Cashews. Previously only a Christmas treat but now delicious all year round.

Power:

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings Desperado, you are Doritos Cool Original, a Fat Boy Townie, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Doritos Cool Original. The best Dorito flavour. No salsa.

Power:

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings TwoFace, you are Burger King Bacon Double Cheeseburger, a Fat Boy Townie, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Burger King Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Fat Boy’s favourite from the King.

Power:

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings Firebringer, you are Domino’s Meateor, a Fat Boy Townie, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Domino’s Meateor. A delicious, but expensive treat.

Power:

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings massive, you are Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food, a Fat Boy Townie, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food. The only fish he’ll eat.

Power:

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings WhemeStar, you are Quality Street Purple One, a Fat Boy Townie, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Quality Street Purple One. Purple tastes delicious.

Power:

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Spoiler: scum role PMs

Greetings Persivul, you are Protein Shake, a Healthy Boy 1-Shot Strongman, and you are aligned with the Healthy Boys, along with implosion (Lettuce) and Pine (Water).

You are a protein shake. Fat Boy doesn’t want to get those gains.

Power:

Strongman (1-shot):

Once per game, you may make your Kill a Strongman. This means that it is unblockable.

Kill:

During the Night, you may PM me a name of someone you wish to kill. Should nothing stop it, that person will die during the Night.

Vote:

During the Day, you must blend in with the Town. You have got your vote to do this.
You may talk to your team mates at any point in this thread here. You also know that Frijj Chocolate Milkshake is not in the game. You win when you control the majority and nothing can stop that.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings Pine, you are Water, a Healthy Boy Goon, and you are aligned with the Healthy Boys, along with implosion (Lettuce) and Persivul (Protein Shake)

You are water. Water bores Fat Boy

Power:

Kill:

During the Night, you may PM me a name of someone you wish to kill. Should nothing stop it, that person will die during the Night.

Vote:

During the Day, you must blend in with the Town. You have got your vote to do this.
You may talk to your team mates at any point in this thread here. You also know that Pepsi is not in the game. You win when you control the majority and nothing can stop that.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings implosion, you are Lettuce, a Healthy Boy Goon, and you are aligned with the Healthy Boys, along with Pine (Water) and Persivul (Protein Shake)

You are salad. Salad does not make Fat Boy happy.

Power:

Kill:

During the Night, you may PM me a name of someone you wish to kill. Should nothing stop it, that person will die during the Night.

Vote:

During the Day, you must blend in with the Town. You have got your vote to do this.
You may talk to your team mates at any point in this thread here. You also know that KFC’s Zinger Burger is not in the game. You win when you control the majority and nothing can stop that.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Night Actions:

Night 1:

implosion kills Alisae (success - McDonald's Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin - One-Shot Vigilante dies)
Alz roleblocks Nosferatu (success)
Nosferatu investigates Firebringer (fails - roleblocked)
Alisae vigs Pine (success - Water - Healthy Boy Goon dies)

Night 2:
implosion kills Firebringer (success - Domino's Meateor dies)
Aj roleblocks Gin (success)

Night 3:
implosion kills Edosurist (success - Edosurist dies)
Nosferatu investigates implosion (Healthy Boy)
Aj the Epic roleblocks Edosurist (success - no effect)

Night 4:
implosion kills Nosferatu (success - Nosfersatu dies)
Aj the Epic roleblocks Desperado (success - no effect)

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Dead thread

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Mod thoughts:

Nosferatu obviously misunderstood his result - Healthy Boy means Scum! Shame, because he had implosion bang to rights. Nevermind!

I found an old, passed Normal Game, and added the flavour. That's why I didn't get it reviewed, I figured the balance would be fine.

-Grey- replacing out was shitty. .

Alz replacing out was understandable.

nancy/pieg replacing out because she's unable to keep a secret alt secret pissed me off. I hate alts anyway, but fucking hell if you're gonna sign up, try and competent. Additionally, replacing out because you "can't get into a game" is also a bad reason.

Not a big fan of massive's replace out but I sorta understand it, and massive has a rep for being a good guy so I accept this one.

PranaDevil's replace out was understandable, and it's his fault I'm on this site, so I'll let it slide.

TwoFace's replace out was also shitty.

Basically, I'm pissed off about the amount of shitty replace outs I had to deal with. I'm also not a fan of this shitposting style of game play, and I probably won't be modding a game where I don't use WOTM for a while.

Apologies for both momo and Darklyn. Clearly i need to be more in touch with the terrible player list, but when you're a mod and desperate for replacements, you generally make do.

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Also, Pine, fuck you for making yourself Post Restricted

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Pretty much what Desperado said.

You help make the game what it is.

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You had 91 posts at the point you replaced out. Therefore you had contributed a large amount to the game. So yes, it was a shitty time to replace out. Grey had 97 and pieg had over 300. All three of you contributed to the way in which the game played out. Therefore you should see it out.

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@nexus you know i'm always in for your games, top marks as usual. kinda surprised by the balance tho you normally like your scumteams a bit stronger than this.

You are one of my favourite stalwarts <3

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chilaquiles for dinner today. Fat Boy strikes again