So, Santa gave
Cyberbob
a Nerf Gun last Xmas. - Cool! - He yelled while running outside. Suddenly, a big blurry shadow appeared before him. With a swift move he turned around to discover what caused it
- My God! Foul grey beast, I will slay you!
CB kept firing darts to the rainy cloud, three days and nights. Mith then caled for help - he was obviously crazy.
- Help is on the way! - answered the voice over the pone. Five minutes later a big black van parked across the street. It was
ckillor
, with an old zombie republican in a leash. The zombie saw ckillor's hand sign and jumped towards CB, eating his hands and kidney.
- Well, I'm glad you could...
But another van (a blue one) parked behind the first one.
oEJo
and
Iammars
jumped out, and IRCmessaged Iammars' fleet. A single shot drew a circle in ckillor's chest. oEJo approached mith:
- Yes, Mr. mith. Ckillor was an imposter, we are the real ghosAAAAAh!
- I don't recall calling for ghosAAAAAAs...
JDGA held his Eclipse Cannon with proud. BM, held his
weapon
as well, pointed towards oEJo's corpse. JDGA approached mith:
- Yes, Mr. mith. oEJo was an imposter we are the...
(We'll return to this scene the moment something interesting actually happens)
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Sir T
was irritated as hell, almost to the point of exploding. He was so angry he didn't see the big stone before him. He tripped, fell on his back and started cursing at the sky. A huge vulture came down as sky's counterattack.
Danix
saw the scene and decided to become the Hero his Bow needed. - Not a move, Sir! I'll kill this foul beast! - He prepared everything and...
the last thing Sir T ever saw was a Bow across his abdomen.
- Shit, I really need to learn to use this stuff . Sorry!- He apologized to the not-living-anymore Sir T.
Danix continued his journey to the east. He saw a weird sign in a crossroads:
- How strange. This sign reads only "Text text text..."
SSF
silently approached from behind and sticked a big fork into Danix's legs and arms, nailing him to the strange sign.
- Ha! You'll need more than that to beat Danix... - But he didn't realise the wall was falling down over him.
- NOW you're mine!- Kinetic said
- What do you mean? It is I who killed him!- SSF replied
- NO I!
- NO I!
- NO I!
- NO I! I'm the frigging Serial Killer! My Job is to Kill!
- Aha! Now we've got you! - Yelled
Roach
pointing his .357 Desert Eagle directly to SSF.
- bird1111, are you with me or not?
bird1111
stood behind Roach, carrying an oak.
- Are you sure your plan works? I mean, this tree is slightly bigger than a bullet
- Never mind bird1111! At the count of three we kill the killer!
- But... my position...
- Do it or you're a coward who doesn't deserve this honor. On my count! 3...2...1... NOW!
Roach successfully shot SSF. He turned backwards.
- What the hell happened to your...
THUD
The immense oak fell right in Roach's head.
- Told you it wouldn't work to throw a tree from directly behind you, idiot- said bird1111 to himself while walking away.
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Meanwhile, in The Old Saloon,
PokerFace
was facing
hasdgfas
across the table, cards all over. Both had their mind completely on the game, fine strategy was required and the smallest flaw in one's strategy would severly give the other one an enormous advantage. Hasdgfas cleaned his sweat, spit on the floor and carefully played his move.
- Do you have any 6?
- Go fish, you idiot!
- What? there's no way...
- Sure it is. You lost. I'm the Fishing King! - PokerFace was so excited he threw his cards to the air. That's when hasdgfas spotted the six of diamonds flying in midair.
- You had one! You cheater!
- Wait! We can solve this!
Both moved at the same time. Hasdgfas' soda can tabs slit PF's throat, but hasdgfas tripped and fell dierctly into PF's noose. PF had enough strenght to pull the rope and hasdgfas died of foot hanging.
- Ha! At last, I win!
- What do you mean you win? Look at
THIS!
- Klebian stepped out of the shadows
- NO! Everything but that!
And so PF's life ended. He was found later that night with third degree burns, his limbs mangled, and though he didn't show any cut, all his organs were removed from his body.
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JDodge, cicero, Akonas and JordanA24
were in the same room. JD had just got a new game for
Wii Really Interactive
the first console to make videogames real. The game was
Werewolves & Icemen Face Off with Me
(commonly known for its initials)
The stage was the hardest one. They all had two glasses of what appeared to be Coke. JordanA24 suggested:
- Maybe this is about us achieving immortality. Let's drink the closest one!
They all agreed. One by one they drank from the glass labeled "Coke in front of me"
- How should we know if it worked? - JD asked.
- Well, there's only one way - Akonas replied.
- Please, isn't there any other way? - Cicero seemed worried.
- OK on my count. One, two, THREE!
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Far, far away there was a
Shanba
and a
Perfect628
. They heard 4 loud explosions.
- What was that. Shanba?
- The kids playing. Never mind them.
So they continued shooting to the sky.
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