~laundry~ FIN

[SlySly]

drealmz, disappointed as a musician you didn't connect. That's me on drums and my fallen comrade on bass.

[SlySly]

I'm too drunk in tears missing my friend but i love you all for reminding me. Especially Andrius. You would have so fit in at a SG3 show!

[SlySly]

bong hit, smoke, sleep

[SlySly]

bottle empty

[SlySly]

Two days a year my cat is named pancakes

[SlySly]

Vote: Creature

[SlySly]

So, sorry, went off the last VC + the Andrius I had just seen.

[SlySly]

MariaR makes it L-1 according to the Chakras.

[SlySly]

1 more for Zen.

[SlySly]

SlySly you caught me as scum pretty easy in one of my 3 scum loses!
What's your read on me now.

You like ginger ale. ObvTown.

[SlySly]

sly really thinks that was fb confirming gerry's vague and unexplained pr claim???

I won't vote FB or gerry again. Laugh it up. I bet I'm not the only one.

jesus man, ask the mods to change your join date to 2016/7

Save it. I received much the same reviews in the MariaR was referencing here, too. Weren't you in Strahd? Remember my "hail mary"?

SlySly you caught me as scum pretty easy in one of my 3 scum loses!

[SlySly]

EBWOP: in the game MariaR was referencing

[SlySly]

no. I wasn't.

Sorry, too many games at once. My mistake. I get confused sometimes. That's why I asked.

[SlySly]

this is why I'd like to fip slysly and andrius

Good luck with that.

Votecount 1.17

Spoiler: Depiction of the current state of the LAUNDRY + DUNNSTRAL

Can you spot the difference?

Creature

(5): McMenno, Pine, Ser Arthur Dayne, gerryoat, SlySly

gerryoat

(3): Nachomamma8, Toogeloo, Desperado

Andrius

(2): Nosferatu, Zachstralkita

SlySly

(1): drealmerz7

Nachomamma8

(1): Firebringer

Pine

(1): Creature

Not Voting

(4): Tammy, Andrius, MariaR, Fro99er
17 players, 9 majority.

Deadline in (expired on 2017-02-01 17:30:00)

[SlySly]

Will help d7

VOTE: SlySly

Ooooh, maybe you can get me to L-1 for a claim.

[SlySly]

A wagon switch in 2 days is more than capable of happening in this game

I've seen complete turnarounds in the last 15 min.

---------

Updated reads, Creature?

[SlySly]

gerryoat made me think he was town when he claimed someone could confirm him, though, now I'm not sure.

I'm kinda feelin' this way as well.

Desp made me think about it. I was drunk. I have to go dig up a FB post...

[SlySly]

Garry Oak was

Owner of Firebringer

^ Thats Garrys legit role.

i know that it sounds like not a role to do with laundry, but its so related to the flavor of this game.

Though there's obvious ridiculousness here. I took this at soft conf of what gerry had been claiming.

For those in the know, Hail Mary 2?

For others, FB, any comments on what I'm saying here?

[SlySly]

I was brought to L-3/L-2/L-1 pretty quickly though.

You're at L-2. This ain't hand grenades.

[SlySly]

Andrius, 2917

Has Aaron Rodgers connected with another one or is this a Brock Osweiller interception?

[SlySly]

I'm more than a little annoyed that no one has commented on my murdercock depiction.

Sorry, was distracted by Frogger breaking the meditation, the murderchak-ra was awesome!

[SlySly]

Andrius, 2917

Has Aaron Rodgers connected with another one or is this a Brock Osweiller interception?

There's a reason I'm constantly advocating myself as an alternative lynch target.
Because I believe at least one of the PR hard/soft claims.

Does Toogles usually interact with you better than he has in this game?

[SlySly]

I mean.
I don't think I've been in a game with him since Blackest Night.
We're not counting The THING as we were both scum and he replaced in and Toogeloo Boogeloo'd pretty hard and died D1.

Do you get the feeling he's avoided you this game because he knows you know his scum game?

[SlySly]

I'm not pushing Toogs atm. Just chatting with Andrius.

Andrius, break your Zach case down for me, please.

[SlySly]

I have some history with Maria (<3)

Is Maria's 2848 the townMaria you know? Or is this scumMaria, going, "look Sly, I'm not spamming uncontrollably like before"?

[SlySly]

Imo, town hunting and scum hunting can be equally effective. Finding enough town leaves only scum left.

[SlySly]

I think this is town Maria.

Agree.

-------

VOTE: Zach

[SlySly]

Imo, town hunting and scum hunting can be equally effective. Finding enough town leaves only scum left.

But you have to

pursue the scum

.

Unless you're a good trapper.

[SlySly]

Creature, welcome back to Team Strahd. Pine, charge!

[SlySly]

Someone on my wagon pull a case not out of your ass and I'll sit down and tell you why it's bullshit.

Ok.

She has stellar judgement. You should take notes.

VOTE: Zach

[SlySly]

Cloud 9 today. My sweets just left. I'm starting at pg 131 and will catch up.

[SlySly]

lol @ scum wanting me dead.

VI's, go ahead and lynch me and you will not be getting any laundry done.

[SlySly]

Unless someone's an ax. LMAO

[SlySly]

slysly seriously just claimed that we can't win the game without him

that is scumthingfunny!

i don't write the PM's but i know what mine says. go ahead and lynch me and you can read it too.

[SlySly]

you'll be looking for a rioter with a baseball bat.

[SlySly]

How do you know there's full role PM reveal upon death?

That's just what I'm used to here in Theme Park.

[SlySly]

Gerry vote Slysly

he just scumslipped.

That's funny.

[SlySly]

I'm just gonna unvote here.

UNVOTE:

I've heard bloc/Team Strahd all game long. Every time I vote with the bloc, the one calling for the block jumps ships.

Y'all ping me if you ever get ready to actually lynch someone.

My scum buddies are Jesus and Santa Claus. The Easter Bunny is a traitor.

[SlySly]

SAD, from the infamous Team Strahd.

(Please note that the following flavor, as well as other similar flavor in future, is just for your enjoyment and may not reflect the game itself.)


All throughout the day, there's been a nagging feeling in the back of your mind. A subtle itch, as if a maggot has crawled its way into your brain, eating away at the back of your thoughts. You can feel eyes on you from somewhere unseen, but never able to find the source. The muted color of the world around you, the eerie silence, broken only by the howling wind and squawking of the crows, the tugging sensation in your gut, it all feels like you're stuck in a state that's not quite dreaming, but not quite awake. You can feel an unseen force drifting around you, seeming to drain your energy, your sanity, straight from your body. Your pack grows heavy, your spirit weary. In a single word, Dread. An ever present, ever draining, apprehension of this grey, bleak place, from which none escape. It's enough to drive a man mad.

As night approaches, the group's paranoia rises like undead from the graves around them. Before long, ravens take off in flight as shouting fills the empty cemetery. Fingers are pointed, swords drawn, and JasonWazza is backed into a corner. He tries to explain himself, that he's here to protect the group, but no one listens. Steel rains down like the rain that has begun to pour, and before long, blood pours to match. The crowd backs away to watch as his disguise drops, waiting to see the

Devil Strahd

, but nothing happens. His body lay motionless in a heap against a tombstone. The protector has been struck down by the ones who would have stood behind his shield.

JasonWazza's Flip

Hello!

You are the

Fighter/Eldritch Knight

of the

Adventurers

. You will protect your party with the following abilities.

Bodyguard (Useable during day events as well)
You may select someone to guard, refocusing the attack on you instead. This is usable during quest events where someone would end up getting killed as well. However, you have something to help you survive better. You have training in abjuration wizard spells to protect you when your armor fails.

Platemail
1-shot Bulletproof

Shield

1-shot
-Take this action at night to replenish your 1-shot bulletproof.


You win when the

Mafia

threat is eliminated from the party.
Please confirm by replying with your role and alignment.[/area]

---

Night 1 begins now. Send in all night actions before deadline. If you have any questions, feel free to PM me.

(expired on 2016-12-16 18:30:00)

It's a shame other games I've played this year,

I can't discuss

.

Yawn.

[SlySly]

SAD, yes, Strahd was in Coney Island, you caught me again!

[SlySly]

strahd was unusual in regards to PMs, imo

I only play unusual games.

[SlySly]

It's Theme Park. It's always role madness.

[SlySly]

I don't hinder the laundry getting done, removing me does.

[SlySly]

But, whatever. Run the ridiculous. It's entertaining.

[SlySly]

you're a conditional double voter...IOW basically a 2-day VT

I don't really understand the threat of not getting any laundry done. it's not like we'd be lynching a super powerful role.

Part 1, bingo. I ain't nothing more than VT until I'm on/off the scum/town lynch 2 days in a row.

Part 2, Toogs described where the power of my role lies perfectly. That makes him scummy, even though I accept the mason claim and not SRing him, for voting me.

[SlySly]

I have a hard time believing there's a role where if we just lynch it we lose.

Like I said, maybe someone's an ax or something because I agree with you.

[SlySly]

SAD, from the infamous Team Strahd.

Even IF you are used to some games flipping role PMs, no one says it so assuredly "you will read my role pm when I flip" without knowing that's how flips are in this game.

I didn't ask. I assumed.

There was no motive in my not asking like there was in your asking. Lynch me. Everyone will know I'm telling the truth and you're running a gambit.

I know there's full role PM reveal upon death because I asked mod (because I like to pull gambits and I don't wanna confuse anyone after my death because you can't tell what my role does by just the name).

Did your scumteam ask the same question in the scum PT?

[SlySly]

It's Theme Park. It's always role madness.

Ok this may be a difference in terms.

When I hear ROLE MADNESS I think NO VANILLA TOWNIES.

I think BASTARD IS ALWAYS A POSSIBILITY.

[SlySly]

SAD. Yep, and one of those turns happens after my 2 day in a row success.

[SlySly]

The problem with Slysly claiming he's the keys to the laundry room is also off because from the op flavor of the game:

What lies ahead of you is not even close to easier. Four flights of stairs and two doors, both of which you need to unlock with a physical key that you need to turn.

The keys and doors are for the dorm room not for the laundry room.

he never actually claimed he was keys to the laundry room.

just keys to two doors

You're right Frogger. I'm the keys are to an entirely different set of "two doors".

Right foot, blue. Left hand, yellow.

[SlySly]

of course the two doors are for the dorm and to where your roommate is.


Sly and Creature could be scumses.

Frogger just cc'd that he's the other set of keys!!

Get him.

[SlySly]

It makes no sense that we can't get the laundry done if sly dies, as he's claiming.

Unless you're an ax, you should think your vote through then.

[SlySly]

Or some other alternative that could open a door.

[SlySly]

The problem with Slysly claiming he's the keys to the laundry room is also off because from the op flavor of the game:

What lies ahead of you is not even close to easier. Four flights of stairs and two doors,

both of which you need to unlock with a physical key

that you need to turn.

The keys and doors are for the dorm room not for the laundry room.

he never actually claimed he was keys to the laundry room.

just keys to two doors

[SlySly]

With recent events prior to the recent Slytour, I'd be down with gerry.

[SlySly]

I'll vote when I see a real wagon. I'm sick of "bloc call" vote, then I vote and everyone jumps ship.

[SlySly]

On scum or off town either one is good for me.

[SlySly]

Andrius is VT. Y'all lynch him. I'll just stay off.

[SlySly]

[SlySly]

What lies ahead of you is not even close to easier. Four flights of stairs and two doors,

both of which you need to unlock with a physical key

that you need to turn.

Go ahead, ignore the mod. Scum, scum, scum.

[SlySly]

I haven't seen any other keys cc'ing.

[SlySly]

oh, sly will obviously vote gerry for self preservation

i'll only vote who i think is scum.

[SlySly]

i'm not so sure right now, there's some juicy scum on my wagon that i think i'd prefer at this point.

[SlySly]

VOTE: gerry

[SlySly]

Sorry guys. I haven't had a chance to catch up yet. I'm taking the kids out tonight for games and dinner. I will try to catch up when we return. If not then, I'll definitely get caught up tomorrow. Posted to all games.

[SlySly]

Fortunately for me and my kids, I have recently acquired a life. Unfortunately for my mafiascum presence, that life has been vacuuming up all of my time. Though I'm still in the middle of a lot, there is a break in sight. I'm still here. I'll be catching up on this and my other games tonight and tomorrow. I'll tackle the shorter ones first.

[SlySly]

I'm on page 170, catching up.

[SlySly]

Ok, finally caught up.

SAD, I believed Creature's claim. You ever been wrong about a lynch? If no, keep pushing mine.

Toogs and Tammy both look super scummy. I'm aware of the masonry, but geez, scum central between those two.
Gerry is a liar. He should have been lynched yesterday.
Zach is scum.

Desp, Nacho, Andrius, McMenno, and Pine are town.

VOTE: Zach

[SlySly]

@Andrius, some PLs are good. I'm not pushing Desp here, just adding to your notes.

page one: don't fucking claim miller

Did it literally my last scum game, won it.
Not a horrible plan.

[SlySly]

Oh, and as far as the wine fest haters go, here's a NAI middle finger. Our winefests were far better than 20 pages of posts crying formatted just like this post is that go absolutely no where and are just hard ass spam that's hard as fuck to read because it's just a long ass whine, whine, whine with disconnected bs of several incomplete thoughts and redirects to other meaningless posts like Tammy has being doing all game. The winefests were constructive. Bonds were made there on level far greater than a game of mafia. Give me 30 pages of gifs and one liners of people joking and having fun over 5 pages of posts like these that take 8 days to read were the 30 fun pages took 10 min to get through. These posts are beat downs. And when the guilty that do these posts follow up with a properly formatted post to emphasize their points, it becomes obvious they know how to post properly and it makes their spam filled runon paragraph post seem so much more intentional and so much more scummy. Surely you can see my point by now. This is far more painful than people having fun, so take your negativity down to the next block where fun is outlawed.

[SlySly]

This is why we lynch all the millers.

Not a horrible plan.

----------------

Sly.
Want to have a drink with me?

Not a horrible plan.

[SlySly]

My cellar has been pillaged. The stock must be replenished! I do have a cold one though, I'll pop a top. I will also celebrate FB style(notice the eyes and the smile)!

[SlySly]

Big score, 2 16oz Bud Ice's. These have been chilling in the fridge since early last summer. Cheers!

[SlySly]

Nah, FB brings the fire to the bong. An FB with weed, is a friend I need. Or something like that.

I have a personal PL on drealmz. I'll basically support a lynch on him at anytime in any game unless he's somehow mod confirmed.
MariaR has seemed surprisingly over the top sensitive to any heat. I expected much more Rico Suave style from her.

[SlySly]

Sly I don't know what Rico Suave is

Cool under pressure.

[SlySly]

Well, I'm not after Maria at this point, I was just kinda shocked at a few responses of hers. I iso'd her and it didn't seem as bad as when I was reading in flow of the game.

I don't think FB is scum.
I think Nacho is town.

I think either Gerry is scum or both Tammy and Toog are OR Tammy and Toog could both be scum and Gerry could be 3rd party.

[SlySly]

Toog's a mason.

I know. I'm not pushing. I'm just talking.

[SlySly]

Oh look. The same people who were the core of the Creature wagon are again the core of the Nacho wagon, getting just as ignored and ridiculed.

HMMMM

You make a good point. I'm feeling town vibes from 3/4 of that wagon. I'm feeling pretty good about Desp and Andrius too.

[SlySly]

Oh look. The same people who were the core of the Creature wagon are again the core of the Nacho wagon, getting just as ignored and ridiculed.

HMMMM

You make a good point. I'm feeling town vibes from 3/4 of that wagon. I'm feeling pretty good about Desp and Andrius too.

Read: I feel good about the people on the same wagon that I am

Though I TR Nacho at the moment, I feel good about 3/4 of the Nacho wagon too, in case you missed that part.

[SlySly]

Wasn't someone supposed to be able to confirm gerry today?

[SlySly]

but then he said he was telling the truth. that means we heard it on the internet. that makes it true.

gerry needs to flip

[SlySly]

seriously I can't tell if pine's reads suck or if he's been trying to paint narrative that "takes"

I can see your reads suck. It's easy when you're town and being tunneled.

[SlySly]

@drealmz, or you're scum

[SlySly]

yes i shoulda been lynched over confirmed scum. great thinking

way to put words in my mouth.

[SlySly]

drealmz, run with your arrogance. i know you're wrong. i'm basically VT at the moment. scum was lynched yesterday. i'm a good lynch for VCA. push it through, master scum reader.

[SlySly]

I think either Gerry is scum or both Tammy and Toog are OR Tammy and Toog could both be scum and Gerry could be 3rd party.

This is by far the worst read i've seen this game

Really, I think this post is far superior to your lies.

[SlySly]

Wasn't someone supposed to be able to confirm gerry today?

i never said this. you're lying. i said i'm confirmed town to someone here, and idk when i'd find them.

Did you miss the question mark?

[SlySly]

1 more for Zen.

Let's not forget my obvbussing.

[SlySly]

Scum don't want me having 2 votes.

[SlySly]

I don't see drealmz on there. Or zack, or toog, or tammy.

[SlySly]

I think either Gerry is scum or both Tammy and Toog are OR Tammy and Toog could both be scum and Gerry could be 3rd party.

Lol this post.

If gerry flips town, the masonry becomes less confirmed to me.
If Tammy or Toog flip scum, gerry could be a culter.

Laugh it up.

[SlySly]

I think either Gerry is scum or both Tammy and Toog are OR Tammy and Toog could both be scum and Gerry could be 3rd party.

Lol this post.

If gerry flips town, the masonry becomes less confirmed to me.
If Tammy or Toog flip scum, gerry could be a culter.

Laugh it up.

this string of posts are so bad that it might be from bad town.

Don't hate me because my weed is better than yours.

[SlySly]

Scum can call me obtuse. Scum can also blow false compliments up my ass. Masterminds can read me as scum.

Flip me.

I'm on scum.

[SlySly]

This is scummy shit.

1. Quotes Tammy's response to me quoting her but caused a context in my edit, but ignores (to fit his agenda) my next post where I immediately stood up and acknowledged what I had done wrong.
2. Takes the time to quote every other post in the game, but doesn't even link the post of mine that he's calling foul on.

Sly sly do you always do that scummy as shit snip a post and cut off the context to try to make something look scummy?

Cuz holes shit this sketch as fuck.

SlySly is very scummy for this I believe, and his response to it consisted of deflecting.

See above and read the next page. Tammy had genuine reason to press him on it and Sly's response is more deflecting than need be, and #1806 just reeks.

[SlySly]

EBWOP:

1. Quotes Tammy's response to me quoting her where I caused a context change in my edit, but ignores (to fit his agenda) my next post where I immediately stood up and acknowledged what I had done wrong.

[SlySly]

his reading but not understanding is classic SlySly

In this game,
1. MariaR has already pointed out that obtuse-Sly recently scum spotted her with relative ease in a game completed not long ago
2. Those that were Strahd participants just saw me stop a mislynch only to have Andrius convince me to return by tellung me my observations amounted to a "Hail Mary" when hindsight showed what I read and understood was 100% correct. I think what would be more accurate is it's classic for mafia gurus to call Sly an idiot because a) they are scum and he appears to be easy to lynch, low hanging fruit or 2) they aren't as guru as they think.

[SlySly]

The reason I pointed out #2 is that there are many Strahd participants "In this game"

[SlySly]

I didn't call you an idiot, I just said that you sometimes have the tendency to read things without understanding

It's all good, my statement was very general. I wasn't zeroing you out. You just happened to be who I was quoting.

----------

So what exactly warranted you doubt casting her if all she did was point out something that you, yourself, acknowledged that you did wrong? You didn't just "acknowledge" that, you jumped into defense mode.

After rereading the exchange, it wasn't even Tammy's quote I changed the context on. She accused me of doing that, but I didn't. I didn't go into defensive mode at all. If you sensed defensiveness, you should have your sensor checked. All I did was illustrate how I did nothing wrong in the Tammy case, because there I didn't change any context. But that's what you called me scum about.

[SlySly]

this is starting to look multi-factional

call me when there's more than one nk

This.

Sometimes Maxous dies and a cult is formed. Gerry is supposed to be confirmed to someone at some point in the game. Perhaps like Maxous, gerry becomes confirmed to the mystery person when gerry turns into ObiWan.

Just call me Aaron Rodgers.

[SlySly]

For those wondering what I'm talking about...

Undertale

[SlySly]

It should be evident by how the dude responded to his wagon. I don't think he's interested in identifying the mistaken judgements and correcting them of any town that may be on his wagon.

What's to respond to? I've already claimed. I've already explained the claim in detail. Feel free to go review my interaction with Deserado if you need a refresher.

I don't even think he has said why I'm scum barring my push on him.

I've pointed out some of your scumminess.
In my 5213-14

My original vote, was a combination of your tunneling of me, which I can see as the town being tunneled, and a call to arms by fellow Strahdians.
I've seen the same tunneling on me from SAD all day, too. It wouldn't surprise me one bit to see you and SAD flip as scum buddies.

[SlySly]

It wouldn't surprise me one bit to see you and SAD flip as scum buddies.

Gotta love me some of that OMGUS-burger. Tastes goooooood.

I must've missed my vote on you.

[SlySly]

New turn of events, I am now super cool with a Pine lynch.

I feel like at this point a Nacho needs to happen for at least the info we get.

Yet, your vote is on me.

-------

Andrius, briefly rundown your case on Nacho for me, please.

[SlySly]

New turn of events, I am now super cool with a Pine lynch.

I feel like at this point a Nacho needs to happen for at least the info we get.

Yet, your vote is on me.

...

Because you're scum. Did you miss my list on the last page, or you're trolling at this point?

Well, your mama's so scum she sweats scrubbing bubbles.

I didn't miss it. I didn't need to reference it, you've been tunneled on me all game.

Pine's been mia in all games from what I can tell. I was right about Creature yesterday, but was persuaded to believe his claim. Those who lynched Creature are the ones trying to lynch Nacho. That's why I asked Andrius to spell out his case for me.

Can you elaborate on why you think Nacho needs rope? "I feel like at this point a Nacho needs to happen" doesn't quite electrify me.

[SlySly]

I will gladly pour myself a glass though if we want to chat about the game and party.

How late do they sell wine? I'll join you.

[SlySly]

Tonight 2014 Kendall-Jackson chardonnay.

[SlySly]

Now, I roll one.

[SlySly]

Sly can we chat?

What do you think of [Nacho, Desp]?
Because I'm second-guessing myself a bit and don't like it.

I got Desp as town.

I was curious as to your case on Nacho.

[SlySly]

And sometimes Sly.

Nothing but love.

You just quirky as shit and hard to get a read on.

Cheers!

[SlySly]

Same, re: Desp.

I know.
And then I started thinking about why Nacho busses Creature and commits suicide as scum.
That would actually be moonbeams.
Like, some things are NAI for him. Defusing the Tammy/Andrius was just a NACHO AS A PERSON move so I don't see that either way.

I'm having trouble because his heart isn't here but he's also not pretending it is.

Look how different these are...

Creature (9 - LYNCH): McMenno, gerryoat, Pine, Andrius, Nachomamma8, Ser Arthur Dayne, Tammy, Fro99er, Desperado

SlySly (6): Toogeloo, Nosferatu, drealmerz7, Ser Arthur Dayne, Firebringer, Zachstralkita

Scum be on my wagon.

[SlySly]

This chardonnay is bold.

[SlySly]

nah, dreal wagon is horseshit

Don't worry, even though drealmz is scum and I'd be more than happy to support his lynch, if I vote him, Andrius and Pine will both jump ship to Nacho.

[SlySly]

Just having fun. If you get drealmz anywhere near lynched, you can count on my vote.

[SlySly]

So using the fact I wasn't on him yesterday and on him today as I had ~just~ gained a scumread on him today is misrep af my man.

He can't see it like I can, he's not me. You moved off of me and on to Creature, iirc.

[SlySly]

VOTE: drealmz

[SlySly]

omg, omg, OMG!!! LMAO!!!

[SlySly]

/prein for Part 2