In post 393, drealmerz7 wrote:Psssst...hey...hey guys...c'mere!
Look! 1SVT is totally passed out hard. I think we can prank him, what should we do?
"oh that ****! it's way to early to be going down for the count! let's teabag him!"
"nono! let's **** in his mouth!!"
NO! Let's strip him and put him out on the sidewalk! (that's me suggesting that one!)
Everyone bursts into laughter, and as a group, we lift him up and quickly strip him during the process of which someone gets an addition to the idea, leaves the room, and comes back with vaseline.
"It will help keep him warm." They say.
"Who's going to apply it?" Someone else asks the group.
Oh ****** I don't care I'll do it, let me rub up this body with some VASELINE!!!
*grabs the jar and opens and starts slathering it up and down 1SVT's body*
"Get his armpits!" one person in the group says.
"and his taint!" says another
Okay okay, I'm on it.
I rub him all around reaaally good. The jar is nearly empty.
"Oh ****. We can't lift him now!"
"uhhhh, good thinking folks!"
"just slide him" someone says, and gives him a push. He moves easily across the lineoleum floor.
It's a brutally more difficult and messy task than it needed to be, but they all have fun and bond over it.
1SVT is OUT ON HIS *** IN THE STREET. Good luck to anyone trying to move him by themselves though. That ****** is GREASED.