"Happy Birthday" is bullshit Christian normativity.

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"Happy Birthday" is bullshit Christian normativity.

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Thu Nov 24, 2016 5:29 pm

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I get extremely offended when someone assumes my birthday. like, did you ever stop to consider that I'm Immortal-kin? FFS.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:51 am

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Personally, I prefer "Build completion date"
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:12 am

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immortals don't die
they still have to be born
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:27 am

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If no birthday, I use join date as birthday.
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:17 am

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In post 1, ConManMick wrote:Personally, I prefer "Build completion date"
you have a build completion date every year?
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Fri Nov 25, 2016 9:46 am

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This is a bad parody thread.
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:05 am

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nice edgy otherkin joke, bro. you got any zingers about trigger warnings?
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Fri Nov 25, 2016 4:53 pm

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rip cooldoge's thread, someone deleted it.

maybe it was cooldoge himself
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:31 pm

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Why are you not addressing shaft.ed's post?
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Sat Nov 26, 2016 2:37 am

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I agree with shafted's position on immortals not dying.
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Sat Nov 26, 2016 3:22 am

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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Sat Nov 26, 2016 12:31 pm

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In post 7, vonflare wrote:rip cooldoge's thread, someone deleted it.

maybe it was cooldoge himself
it wasn't me ftr. I still think my point is valid. Although, after having time to reflect upon the my anger regarding this matter I feel as if it was in perfectly good taste and I would post it again, but I'd get banned, so nah.

On the topic of Christmas... It is more of a cultural holiday at this point, just call it by its fucking name. I still refer to at as christmas and only use happy holidays to placate the bullshit pluralism inherent in the goddamn system that is philosophical bureaucracy. Like, everyone celebrates Christmas in the western world if you are religious or not. Mostly just a joyous time to give gifts to people you love and be with them and not worry about your goddamn work for once. Call it what you will.

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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Sat Nov 26, 2016 12:33 pm

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Also, fuck birthdays, they make me feel older.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Sat Nov 26, 2016 2:47 pm

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whether you believe in God or not is irrelevant. Being atheist is not an excuse to be an asshole to people who wish you a merry Christmas.
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Sat Nov 26, 2016 6:28 pm

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Christmas is my favorite holiday
after a wank.
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Sat Nov 26, 2016 6:29 pm

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Me too.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:54 am

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What a lovely thread.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:40 am

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I know this is satirical but I'm reasonably confident that TSQ would genuinely consider birthdays oppression of some sort. People born on leap days, I guess.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:52 am

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You could be following a different calendar that puts your birthday as different from what you believe it to be. Or be a JW who doesn't celebrate them.
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Sun May 13, 2018 10:12 am

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I've never heard him talk about Jehovah Witness oppression, the filthy hypocrite.
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Sun May 13, 2018 11:07 am

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How did you even find this thread to necro it
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Sun May 13, 2018 11:47 am

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He has a lot of LEFT EXTREMISM to catch up on.
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Sun May 13, 2018 12:58 pm

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This is a peculiar thread to pick out after 8 months
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Sun May 13, 2018 1:00 pm

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More like 18 months, last post was in 2016
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Sun May 13, 2018 1:03 pm

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I meant his absence
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