Title Fairy: Killer App Edition (Swipe Right!)

[DeathRowKitty]

Nominate lalalasucks for Best Newcrummer

because this

I'm not a big fan of this nom. Someone suggest something better.

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Nominate UpTooLate for Dogs Under There

Ask the obvious question and you'll know what it means.

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Nominate om of the nom for Eye Made it Up

because someone needs to suggest a nom of the om.

I feel like I'm missing a much better pun here though or something that somehow incorporates more things.

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It's just so hard to come up with a GTKAS-based suggestion without it sounding really forced or bland.

The best I've come up with along that path is

An Answer a Day

to refer to
1) her

supposed

rate of answering questions in her 35 page GTKAS thread
2) her recent discovery of her love of apples
3) the fact that she wants to be a doctor


I think it comes across too much as trying to be clever though and that prevents it from being accessible at a glance, which makes it a bit weak imo.

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Yeah, but

N Nswer A Day

would be a terrible title for him

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As great as Kappy's avatar is, I really don't think he's particularly special or unique for his use of quote pyramids.

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At the risk of taking all sorts of ire for this, Shea is a terrible title.

I am deeply uncomfortable with you having enough familiarity with me to call me by my first name but not being able to tell me who you are.

I'm not going to tell you to replace out, but I

am

uncomfortable playing under those circumstances.

This is from the mafia PT of a game that just ended. Read the thread up to that point. One of his scumbuddies called him Shea and he was so uncomfortable with the situation that his behavior in response to it caused his scumbuddy to replace out. Giving him a title that encourages more people to call him Shea seems like an absolutely awful idea.

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Yes, anyone who disagrees is just being an asshole for no reason.

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DRK I called you an asshole not because you disagreed with me (Plenty of people disagreed with me on the title, and I didn't call them an asshole.) I am calling you an asshole because you are bringing up something that has nothing to do with the title in an attempt to torpedo it after it already has been accepted. Don't like the title? That's fine. Bringing up things that are not relevant in an attempt to attack it after it has already passed? Being an asshole. What's next? Are you going to bring up that I asked people in site chat to call me "TSQ" as a depressed joke after it didn't pass the first time? Is that relevant? I'm honestly flabbergasted that you went through my scum topics to dig up dirt on me that has no bearing on the current situation, and use it in the same vein as a political attack ad when literally you have no investment in this. Even if you don't like the title, there are tons of titles that are way way way less fitting and make way less sense. I didn't see you digging up any dirt about those titles? So it's hard not to read it as personal. Especially with how completely and utterly not relevant to the situation it is.

I linked the mafia PT of a game that we were both in that just ended and you're acting as though it means I searched through your entire post history in some sort of weird crusade against you. Nice.

Unless that's what makes me an asshole, it honestly still sounds like you think I'm an asshole for disagreeing with the title. Not everything is personal.

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sigh

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Ugh, no.

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dwlee squirrel title just absolutely should not happen. In the

SUPPer secret thing

, he tried to break the rules to be a squirrel and was rightfully denied.

In the game being mentioned, Nahdia/beeboy are what made the squirrel situation memorable because of their constant spam and then frustration. dwlee's only role in it was mistaking his role name for something else and therefore not claiming it.

Which of these things is supposedly title-worthy for him?

[DeathRowKitty]

Nominate beeboy for ZONEFACE

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I would like to nominate beeboy for a great title.
One of the best ever on this site.

Okay.
Here goes:
So remember how beefboy is a joke that exists from some game or something?
Okay.
So, I'd like to start by playing on the theme of beef here.
Consider that McDonalds makes burgers that have beef in them.
And McDonald's also has Ronald McDonald as their mascot and he's a clown.
Beeboy is also well known for being a clown.

Okay.

So.

I suggest that beeboy's new title should be:

{Clowning Around, with Beef not Bees beefcause Bees are Scary}

There's a lot to like in this title. Let me break it down.
Firstly, it's just really aesthetically pleasing. The commas do a really great job of breaking it up into small packets that are easier for the viewer to digest.
The commas are pretty crucial to the title so don't even think about suggesting this again with no commas!!
Secondly, I think the reference to beef/McDonalds is really just very clever. Because they're both related so that means this is a good title.
Thirdly, bees are genuinely scary and I think we should all be reminded of that every now and again.
Lastly, I think this is a nice reference to the Bee/Beef arguments that have been happening in this thread which have become almost notorious, which really doesn't have much to do with beeboy, I know, but I think this is a good title anyway.

Looking forward to your nths.

2nd

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I'm going to blatantly steal Sudo's joke and

Nominate Accountant for Heard Jamal

Context is in this thread

When you've heard one frog joke, you've _____ _____.

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Nominate Natirasha for Yuri Princess

or something

there's def. something better that can be done with that but come on is there anyone on mafiascum or otherwise more known for yuri than natirasha?

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Nominate Wisdom for

Who Knows Most Says Least

This nomination is

sending a message

, as per firebringer's suggestion.

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why

Isn't it self-evident?

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not to be a debbie downer but I'm in site chat a fair amount and have never seen MTD referred to as this

unless i just don't pay attention

Yeah, same. I see "best girl" used a lot in the presence of MTD (though the nom is for "best

gurl

" and I don't think I'd literally ever seen it spelled that way until just now???), mostly to refer to [insert I-have-no-idea-which-character here] but I've never seen him actually called best girl

[DeathRowKitty]

Bellaphant (21:13:10)
but i think i've made it a 'thing'
mykonian (21:13:39)
shrug, given that you and buttons have called him this in the last week, I suspect it's about as good a title is going to be.





Is this even a serious title nom

Is "name that at least two people use" the new standard in this thread

Like...I'm in site chat at the same time as MTD almost daily and we constantly share new fun facts about each other's usernames. I used to see "best girl" used to refer to what I assume was MTD's avatar. I don't remember ever seeing it used to refer to him while I was in sitechat.

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Don't reward negative behavior