Title Fairy: Killer App Edition (Swipe Right!)

[kuribo]

She doesn't build anything. She is not a shipwright. She is not someone who built something on the site. She's known for writing funny slash, pitching the idea of the writing contest(although Kuribo actually is the one who made the thread and he might have came up with the idea independently), and running queue. I don't think Shipwright without the pun even makes sense.

Sorry if this sounds overly harsh.

I stole the idea from the long-running Thunderdome competition on SomethingAwful, hence the similar rules.

[kuribo]

i mean i wuld if i wasnt permabanned 4 times from my homesite lmao

but im not sure u have the evidence 2 support that nobody talks about their homesite like that. i know a couple forumers who went to talk about their homesite all the time but i dont find it vry memorable

make that 5 times

holy fuck you're cory.

that makes way more sense than it should

[kuribo]

I think

Idol Hands

sounds better but that's just me

[kuribo]

Nominate randomidget for Overthinking

[kuribo]

Unlynchable

Well, 1) that's gimmick infringement and you'll be hearing from my attorney, but also 2) I guarantee if that was his title, people would try harder than ever to lynch him

Nobody gave a shit about trying to mislynch me until I started pointing out my track record.

[kuribo]

Don't tell me we're actually nomming a title based on something someone did that wasn't even on this site

Right?

and making it a reference to something that was part of another user's schtick

[kuribo]

Nominate killthestory for Rap It Up

This is not the first time he's gone through all the trouble of writing out an entire rap battle at someone

[kuribo]

Because I haven't heard his mixtape yet

[kuribo]

I thought the joke was that he wraps everything up with a rap after it happened.

As an example, he and I were trading insults, and he wrote a battle rap as his coup de grace

5, 4, 3, cut the launch, cut the liftoff! Something's gone terribly wrong!

I'm the disaster that struck faster than when Charlie Sheen struck his two queens. Honestly, you think you give little kids nightmares? You don't even compare when I'm over here giving kids their last prayers. You think you're fresh, you're only a prince. Now I'm ripping this beat apart like I did your girl. When we was meeting on some freak shit, she let me beat, then I fell asleep, then I beat again that was the remix, im being the prefix. Impossible for you to make a half decent burn, impossible for you to learn from your previous point of no return, now I believe this meeting is adjourned.

Halt the liftoff, Hold on blastoff,
Now boy, back off, Tell off you as you falloff,
Not much before you were cutoff,
Jerk off as we send a Molotov coming straight from the heart of the belly of the beasts.

Known to grow impatient, hope and cope and waiting, making moves and using negative as fuel, and viewing all my dilemmas as benefits, I'm finna' fix It, been predicted that I would be the best, looking to my life as prophecy at best, I could see It yes, I need CBS, I need CNN, I need BET, I need MTV, I need PBS, plus I need Revolt, and I need these requests to be fulfilled no guilt cuz I don't see regrets, and I believe we blessed, and how can we be stressed, hip hop Is alive, we've got me for that, If you was the best you just got beat for that, I really killed this shit man Im a G for that, so thank me later that's where Imma leave It at.

Halt the liftoff, Hold on blastoff,
Now boy, back off, Tell off you as you falloff,
Not much before you were cutoff,
Jerk off as we send a Molotov coming straight from the heart of the belly of the beasts.

Let me know if you want part 2 baby

I told him it was the whitest thing I had ever read

[kuribo]

firebringer is a confirmed nerd.

fite me 1v1 in rl newb.

i volunteer as Gorkington's champion

[kuribo]

If Aristophanes isn't getting a title for being a swell overall guy who likes everything then KainTepes shouldn't get a title for posting in caps and being aggressive. Especially because that was Fate's thing first.

uh excuse you but i came before fate

[kuribo]

And fittingly your title is old as hell.

I've only had it like... three years I think, RachMarie was the one that suggested it

[kuribo]

And fittingly your title is old as hell.

I've only had it like... three years I think, RachMarie was the one that suggested it

UberNinja

oh you're right