Open 52 - Texas Justice Mafia (Game Over!), before 523

[JDodge]

yay

vote: pazer

CLEARLY THIS PAZER PERSON NEEDS TO DIE

vote: schism

[JDodge]

Vote: JDodge

You can't argue with dice...

Oh yes I can.

Original Roll String: 1d11 (STATIC)

1 11-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

Oh, well I suppose you're going to put secret messages into everything now, aren't you? WHAT THE FUCK IS 148494663 SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

I suppose you're going to tell me that it's "random" or some bullshit like that.

Unvote, vote: dice

[JDodge]

148494663! The numbers has relevance!

1 = V
4 = I
8 = G
4 = I
9 = L
4 = I
6 = N
6 = N
3 = T

It was working so well until the third 4 came up...

WHY DO YOU KNOW THE DICE'S CODE?

Unvote, vote: flea

[JDodge]

Vote: Distad

THIS IS FOR PEGBAM ASSHOLE

Unvote, vote: Sammich

THIS IS FOR PEGBAM, ASSHOLE

[JDodge]

I'm not putting those pound signs in.

[JDodge]

Because its 50/50 whether it will work. If it just so happens that there are two scums next to each other on the list. Town loses. If it just so happens that no scum is next to another on the list, Town wins.

Let the record state that Jdodge and UA are next to eachother on the list.

And you are above UA

MAYBE EVERYONE IS SCUM BECAUSE SOMEONE IS BEING REALISTIC ABOUT THE CHANCES OF SOMETHING WORKING

GASP

[JDodge]

Its 50/50 because it either works, or it doesnt. Either town wins, or town gets sodomized (Which is illegal in Texas). My statistics are based on practicality rather than math.

Everything is a 50/50 possibility

Either it is or it isn't

FALLACY

"Everyone shoots" is less breakable if you have a popcorn-style target claim the day after. Scummiest person goes first, then picks the next person, etc. Weeds out liars.

[JDodge]

Its 50/50 because it either works, or it doesnt. Either town wins, or town gets sodomized (Which is illegal in Texas). My statistics are based on practicality rather than math.

Everything is a 50/50 possibility

Either it is or it isn't

FALLACY

True, but very few plans in a mafia game has the potential result of "Either Town wins Day2 or Scum wins Day 2"

There's a major difference there, as you seem to be ignoring the fact that it is

not

an equal chance of either

[JDodge]

Idea. We No lynch, but we each declare a night target. The post shouldn't contain anything more then a declaring of a night target. List should be randomized or in order from least scummy to most scummy. So Me to UA.

No, we lynch today, and declare targets tomorrow after everyone shoots tonight, like I said a few posts ago. It makes it easier to catch people in lies

[JDodge]

POPCORN STYLE

We decide who is scummiest after the first day, they pick the next person, etc.

[JDodge]

JDodge voted me? What?

Please learn basic reading comprehension before making any more posts

[JDodge]

schismatized is scum

You know who's really scum? Oman.

unvote, vote: Oman

[JDodge]

You know....we can't execute any plan at all if we can't get to night....

Don't rush the day. The more info we have the better.

[JDodge]

And voting Oman for no reason is helpful?

C'mon already. My pistol is loaded and I WANNA KILL SOMETHIN

Assuming I have no reason.

UA and Oman are scum with YGLABN, btw

[JDodge]

Wagon on Schis is bad IMO.

We should all lynch Panzerscum.

Panzer not scum.

YGLABN, UA and Oman scum.

[JDodge]

Panzer not scum.

YGLABN, UA and Oman scum.

Yiglaban lolz.

So you're going to have to get the town to lynch one, kill one, and then lynch one the next day.

=\

But, work a case against them and I'll look at it.

BTW, invite me to Scumchat.

Now.

Uh

Lynch one, kill both.

Duh.

[JDodge]

hmm. i would venture to say there is at least one scum on me because im still alive.

Yes, Oman is voting for you.

[JDodge]

Elmo-Panzer scumpair?

Seems unlikely.
But I bet Panzer is scum either way.

no no no

YGLABN-Oman-UA scumgroup

[JDodge]

Now I want to kill Sammich AND Panzer.

You left out me, Gorgon, Schism, IH, flea, distad and elmo from that sentence

[JDodge]

No...you guys aren't really on my list. And as Schism will die by lynch today, it doesn't really factor him in.

oh but you, UA and YGLABN can only endgame 3 people, not 7

[JDodge]

oh but you, UA and YGLABN can only endgame 3 people, not 7

I can't Endgame anyone.

lies

[JDodge]

Is there any good reason not to announce who I'm vigging at this point?

Yes. We don't want scum to know who's shooting who. Specifically we don't want Oman, UA and YGLABN to know.

[JDodge]

Why?

Am I correct in assuming that if a person is NKed by the mafia, then their kill still goes through?

Yes, but they know who the townies are and telling them who you're vigging gives them the opportunity to kill an unclaimed target.

[JDodge]

Speaking of which, can we hurry up and get there?

LONGER DAY ONES ARE GOOD FOR THE TOWN, SCUM

[JDodge]

And unsurprisingly the scum quickhammer

This town is entirely retarded.

Hopefully people are smart enough to vig Oman, UA and YGLABN.

[JDodge]

LONGER DAYS ARE GOOD FOR THE TOWN.

[JDodge]

LONGER DAYS ARE GOOD FOR THE TOWN.

When it is productive. plus you know who is scum so lets shoot already.

PEOPLE NEED CONVINCING TO THE POINT WHERE WE LYNCH SCUM TODAY

LYNCHING SCUM GIVES US A HUGE BENEFIT

[JDodge]

Also. Am I the only one not liking ssf?

Nope, he's tied for 4th on my LIST-O-SUSPECTS

[JDodge]

FASTER NIGHTS ARE GOOD FOR TEXAS

FASTER DAYS ARE GOOD FOR SCUM, AKA GOOD FOR YOU, OMAN AND YGLABN

[JDodge]

That's America. Or Europe.

JD why am I not scummy, and those two are?

various reasons i don't feel like going in-depth about at this time

[JDodge]

Unvote Vote Jdoudge

He's been pushing lynches with no reasoning for a while. This vote is to state my dissatisfaction (oh, and this is not OMGUS, if it were, i would've done it earlier).

I find it interesting that after you've been so adamant to go to night LIKE RIGHT NOW that you vote for the person that's pushing for your lynch the first opportunity you get.

[JDodge]

Hardly first oppertunity.

Try harder.

OK then, best opportunity. You're attacking the point that I have not put forward any reasoning; that's the best opportunity (and cover) you've had yet.

Generally votes don't need a "This is not OMGUS", and actually your mention and the fact that you think it would be construed as OMGUS means that you're trying to deflect away from the opportunisticness of your vote.

[JDodge]

Uh...Have you put forward any reasoning? No.

Then I'd say this is legit.

I'd say that the only reason you're attacking me on it,

especially when you have played with me before and thus know what I am doing

, is because it's an easy target for you, which is WHAT I SAID EARLIER.

[JDodge]

Toyota comes from Japan, thus Japan makes great cars.
Nintendo also comes from Japan.
Fast nights are good for scum in Mafia.
Texas Justice is not Mafia.

It is mafia. You are mafia with Oman and YGLABN, I am town with everyone else. Thus it is uninformed (unless you've figured out the game as well as I have) majority v. informed (UA, Oman and YGLABN) minority.

[JDodge]

So uh....lets go back to lynching Sammich

I'm hungry

For killings

and Sammiches

and Killings Sammiches

Interesting that you don't want to bus your buddy.

[JDodge]

Interesting that you've been pointing at the same three people all game and haven't given a single reason why

You're scum.

That's a damn good reason.

[JDodge]

Interesting that you've been pointing at the same three people all game and haven't given a single reason why

You're scum.

That's a damn good reason.

Sorry, but while that works in Scumchat, it doesn't work here.

Have you tried reading lately

[JDodge]

Sammiches are yummier than Aussies

Translation: I realize how much of a disadvantage it puts me at if I hammer my scumbuddy

[JDodge]

Sammiches are yummier than Aussies

Translation: I realize how much of a disadvantage it puts me at if I hammer my scumbuddy

Translation: I don't feel like answering your above post, UA

Translation: He's right so I'll distract from the issue by pointing out the lack of answers to a different post. BRILLIANT

[JDodge]

Am I dead?

Anyway, I'm town, regardless. I thought Jdodge's plan was to root out the scum by forming a crappy wagon and seeing who piles on (as he did in this case) observe Sammichs movement onto my wagon by doing nothing but saying "same as Jdodge" when Jdodge said nothing anyway.

my plan is to find scum

i'm pretty sure i was successful with the way UA was defending you

also if that was the hammer and you = town then Panzer + flea = scum

[JDodge]

Funny...I don't recall defending Oman...unless for some reason not hammering is some wacky new way of defending...

it is when you were oh-so-eager to say "SHORT DAYS ARE GOOD" and "I WANNA HAMMER" when Sammich was on the chopping block

[JDodge]

I'd rather you kill UA and nobody else declare targets.

[JDodge]

I will.

Do you see the necessity of a UA target being declared?

Yes.

[JDodge]

JDodge, why don't you want anybody to declare targets?
You see, UA is going to kill me probably and IH is probably going to shoot UA.

Just in case I'm shooting UA tonight.

Don't shoot UA.

We don't want the scum to have a free target (one that nobody is shooting at)

[JDodge]

EBWOP:
Scratch that. I'm not shooting no one tonight.

Shoot someone, don't tell anyone who it is, and

shut the fuck up

.

[JDodge]

I want to kill Sammich

I don't want to kill Oman.

Asking for better reasons will get you nowhere.

UA doesn't want to hammer his scumbuddy

obvobv

[JDodge]

I'm about to drop tha hammer
*cocks weapon*
and dispense some indiscriminate justice.

interesting how you become willing as soon as the hammer has already fallen

and

after someone has pointed out your defense of Oman.

I'm pretty sure you're scum, even if by some odd stretch of the imagination Oman turns up town

[JDodge]

Which one of you twats vigged me?

You were actually the Mafia kill, if I recall correctly.

Yep.