League of Legends: The New Thread
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McMenno they/themOne For Aren't-We-Allthey/them
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I remembered yesterday why ranking in the weekends is a bad idea. So many bad games yesterday. Had a game with a Yasuo top and Yi jungle that tried to 1v5 every time and lose. Had a game where we lost all inhibitors, and the enemy Kalista was insulted because of their Gragas, sold all her items and bought tears and proceeded to run into our base so we still eventually won. Then we had a Katarina smurf that went from Gold 4 to Gold 1 in a night and carried my game, same for a Wukong. And so many toxic people. Holy shit-
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SleepyKrew he/himSnark Attackhe/him
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animorpherv1 Honey Trap
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You know Accountant, you'd have a much easier time on this site if you stopped making posts like those. The sentence is still gramatically correct as the healthbar still belongs to him."Animorpherv1's posts are so powerful that prolonged exposure may cause vertigo, nausea, acute tinnitus, and in rare cases, death." - vonflare
"Ani is right 100% of the time" - Alisae-
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Accountant Jack of All Trades
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The healthbar doesn't exist. It's a metaphorical representation of Riven's physical state, so it belongs to her. Lore-wise, the player acts as a summoner controlling Riven, so it doesn't belong to him in that context either. Finally, in literal terms the pixels comprising the healthbar are hosted on Riot's servers.
The healthbar is not legally owned by the player - the player cannot sell it, make money off it, etc. At most, it could be regarded as Riot Games "lending" him the "use" of the pixels for the purposes of the game.There's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.
You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.-
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SleepyKrew he/himSnark Attackhe/him
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this isn't canon anymoreIn post 1230, Accountant wrote:Lore-wise, the player acts as a summoner controlling Riven
right now the lore for the league is ????????????To be clear: quack-
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Glork Burdened by Proficiency
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No, you're wrong.In post 1230, Accountant wrote:The healthbar doesn't exist. It's a metaphorical representation of Riven's physical state, so it belongs to her. Lore-wise, the player acts as a summoner controlling Riven, so it doesn't belong to him in that context either. Finally, in literal terms the pixels comprising the healthbar are hosted on Riot's servers.
The healthbar is not legally owned by the player - the player cannot sell it, make money off it, etc. At most, it could be regarded as Riot Games "lending" him the "use" of the pixels for the purposes of the game.-
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Oh, sorry. I stand corrected, then.In post 1231, SleepyKrew wrote:
this isn't canon anymoreIn post 1230, Accountant wrote:Lore-wise, the player acts as a summoner controlling Riven
right now the lore for the league is ????????????There's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.
You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.-
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This gave me a little chortleIn post 1230, Accountant wrote:The healthbar doesn't exist. It's a metaphorical representation of Riven's physical state, so it belongs to her. Lore-wise, the player acts as a summoner controlling Riven, so it doesn't belong to him in that context either. Finally, in literal terms the pixels comprising the healthbar are hosted on Riot's servers.
The healthbar is not legally owned by the player - the player cannot sell it, make money off it, etc. At most, it could be regarded as Riot Games "lending" him the "use" of the pixels for the purposes of the game.-
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Update: went into a custom, crashedIn post 1227, SleepyKrew wrote:trying to play after the latest windows update crashes my laptop
uninstalling and reinstalling
will keep you updated folks
What the bloody hellTo be clear: quack-
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OMG CABD LET'S DUO
But actually, we should do that and not be competitive about it? <3-
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Accountant Jack of All Trades
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Just because something doesn't belong to you doesn't mean it's not your fault if it dies.In post 1236, Klazam wrote:Oh wow. So if the champion I'm playing dies, it's not my fault because well, the champion and everything he/she/it posses doesn't belong to me.
AwesomeThere's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.
You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.-
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Does your team have tank themselves?There's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.
You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.-
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AoE cc should be shutting this down.In post 1242, DeathNote wrote:I can't believe I am losing games to teams that have no tanks and are just pure damage.Sometimes a sandwich is just a sandwich.-
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Volibear should be able to disrupt the yasuo and then the rest of your team pounds on him.There's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.
You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.-
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Irelia game 1
pros:
got a quadra after doing nothing all game
100cs lead over everyone else
cons:
died 1v1 to darius after obtaining 100 cs lead and health advantage
didnt' have time to type ggwp when we destroyed their nexus so everyone thinks I'm toxicThere's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.
You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.-
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akali game 1
pros:
won an unfavorable matchup against vlad
S rank
fun game
cons:
made some bad mistakes
im bad at warding lmfaoThere's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.
You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.-
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