Mini 528 - Nervous Mafia (Game Over)

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Random

vote: Elmo

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Now I am curious. I want to see more. Kalei is my fave so far.

vote: KaleiÐoscøpe

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I vould really like to vote more und more on Kaleidoscope, but: I gannot vote twice, that is sad.

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Maybe ze post reztrigtion is useful for Flameaxe, mmm? Flameaxe why don't you asg that ve help und vote for you, if it iz so useful?

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Zhen we must zee vhat happens vhen Flameaxe goes to ztep 2, no? Zhat vould anszer ze question.

I like experiment very much.

vote: Flameaxe

- Yust to find out, no?

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It iz becauze, you haf no reztrigtion at ztep 0, then you vote yarself fur ztep 1, you ztill haf no restriction, no? Ya are very different from ze rezt of us, so, I what to know what your flavor is, since it iz ztrange that you haf no reztriction fur two zteps. Zhat iz vhy I am zo gurious. I vant to know vhat you are. To be glear... you maybe zscum.

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Scot: Mmm. Like I said before (14) wagons are good as long as we can still understand people - which increasingly seems not to be the case, so fair enough.

DGB: Do you seriously think the scum have different post restrictions? That would make them a bit obvious, wouldn't it?

In PR Mafia, ze zcum did not haf a reztrigtion, no. They had to magge it up, yah.

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This game vill stall forefer if no one dares put someone und stage 3. Ve vill never lynch.

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I like the idea of pseudovoding.

Right now, ve are very diztragted by ze post reztrigtions. Pooky iz unt step three, mmm? Therefore, his posd reztrigtion has vorsened.

Zis being said, I do zee the caze againsd HurriKaty, und, though it iz weak, it iz wordh pressuring more, and since I mean buziness, this is not und pseudovote. Bzides, there is more of a point zo be made fur pseudovoting zome annoying restriction like Pooky's (everybody hates allcaps), but liddle reason to hold ovv a real vote vith this player:

vote: HurriKaty

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[quote="KaleiÐoscøpe"]Hi DGB, you're still scum[/quote]Ooopsie,

did you not forget to menshion something about cats

, hmmmm? You vill be punished, no? Or modkilled? Or are you faking a posd reztrigtion? Ve vill find out soon.

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[quote="KaleiÐoscøpe"]I have no posts anymore, so I assume I'm back to stage 0, no?[/quote]
But you started the game at zero, und you already had ze reztrigtion, hmm? Your post number one had cats, und you had no votes yet. In fact, all your posts have had cat mentions, egzept ze last one here, no? Regardless of being at step zero.

SZo you vere FAKING a post restrigtion, no? Yes you vere.

unvote, vote: KaleiÐoscøpe

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I'm sure we've been over this already. SCUM HAVE POST RESTRICTIONS. The mod has said so.

Achtung!

I know that! But the thing iz, he was faking a post reztrigtion. Vhy?

He was faking having und post reztrigtion at level zero. All his posts have menzions of cats. Right? From ze get go.

Suddenly he backtracks and said that he in fact does NOT have a restriction at level zero. So, und, dhis means that all this while, he vas, at minimum, faking having a reztrigtion at level zero.

I know he has a post reztrigtion. But vhy did he feel the need to fake it at level zero?

(a) he doesn't have ein level zero reztrigtion.
(b) starts the game, feels the need to fake a level zero reztrigtion.
(c) vhy?
(d) because he's town, or because he's scum?

Gesundheit!

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unvote

Mein Gott, you're right, I looked too quvickly. Sincerest apologies.

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Cuz DGB is scum?

t...t...to be fair, DGB t...tends to v...vote hop in a...all of her g...g...ames.

Hmmmm? Und vhy you defend me, hmmm? You vote furh me, you defend me, make up yur mind, hmmmm?

Shanba votes, hmmmm, fur me, und ze reason iz: "the way zhe seems zo be searching fur und weak target." Hmmmm, but it is day 1, und vhat kind uf ovher target iz dhere, hmmmm? Zhen Shanba gives no reason, hmmm, zo who iz looking furh veak targets, hhmmm? Iz it me, or iz it Shanba, I vonder.

I ask you, vhat ovher kind of target iz dhere, und Day 1? Dhere is no strong darget und Day 1. Zo, it iz nurmal to get ze action going, vith vote, vith changind vote, und, hmmm, etc.

Hmm, I look und I look furh Hurikaty's queszion, but I gannot find it, hmmm?

I ztrongly zuggest dhat you find zumeone elze to prezzure, hmmmm? Rrrread beveen zee lines.

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Z'it iz Day One, mmm? Undless szumthing djumpz at me, hmmm, I go with zee flow. Und it iz early Day one, vhat do you vant from me? Ztrong votes, hhhmmm? How can I make ze ztrong votes on Day one? I know nothink at all, hmmmm? It iz not even page 10 yet, hmmmmm...

Und z'I mistakenly dhought zhat Flameaxe was faking und reztrigtion, I did not vote Flameaxe furh hiz reztrigtion, but becuause I hmmmmm make mistake, hmmm? I thought I caught him faking ein reztrigtion. I vas rrrong, I undvoted.

Hmmmm, und, zpeaking of ein veak vote, your vote iz sehr veak, no? Hmmmmm...

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Und z'I mistakenly dhought zhat Flameaxe was faking und reztrigtion, I did not vote Flameaxe furh hiz reztrigtion, but becuause I hmmmmm make mistake, hmmm? I thought I caught him faking ein reztrigtion. I vas rrrong, I undvoted.

I don't get how you can possibly believe he was faking a restriction, given the mod had already confirmed everyone had restrictions.

Hhhmmm, ze problem und I perceived iz dhat I thought he vas faking ein stage zero reztrigtion, hmmmm? I know everyone has a reztrigtion. You not pay attenshun? I explain dhis before, hmmmm? It iz ze stage ZERO reztrigtion only dhat I thought he vas faking und I already zaid dhat I has made zee miztake.

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Hhmmm I find dhat Hurrikaty iz ze mozt vagun-hoppy player, hmmmm? She seemz to be hanging on to ze flimsiest ov rrreazons to vote, hmmm, und she defends thezez votes fery, fery strongly. She haz to know her rrreazonings iz week, mhhh? She iz ze mozt scummy player, no?

unvote, vote: Hurrikaty

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Hmmm, zitiz time I play und more attenshun to zis game, hmmm.

Ya, ya, danke fur asking, hhhmmm? It iz difficult to make ze long anszwers, mmm, but I will try.

Once ze remove ze post reztrigshion content of HK, you get nothing, hhmmmm? Look ze here:

Post 1: random fotes Zoneace.
Post 2: asks why "Yos and KD already have two votes at the top of page 2."
Post 3: asks "if voting for people simply to force them into their posting stages is going to actually get us anywhere."
Post 4: Speculates about Flameaxe's reztrigshun.
Post 5: Nunsense.
Post 6: Nunsense.
Post 7: Nunsense.
Post 8: Nunsense.
Post 9: confused with soupfly's choices???
Post 10: Nunsense.
Post 11: complains I foted her fur weak reasons. It iz true, on Day 1, vhat do you vant?
Post 12: Pretends not to understand that I misunderstood the mechanics of Kaleidoscope fotes.
Post 13: Pseudovotes pickemgenius only because he iz not paying attenshun.
Post 14: Questions the usefulness of pseudofotes, YET threatens to fote me if I don't answer her question.
Post 15: She admits she never asked me a question.
Post 16: She changes her mind und she says it's because I vagon-hop.
Post 17: She fotes me because she says I vagon-hop.
Post 18: Nonsense.
Post 19: Andy question ze vagon. Hurrikaty says that it's because I've done nothing all ze game. Hurrikaty posts only nunsense though.
Post 20: More nonsense.
Post 21: Now she is force to give hhhhmmmmm more reasons. "Now she's pretending I'm doing the same thing when I'm not, and people are actually listening to her, so I can add that to the list." Which iz und funny complaint, zince everybody iz voting for me und not fur her.

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Und Summary:

I removed ze nunsense posts.

Hurrikaty needles ze players a grrreat deal:
Post 1: random fotes Zoneace.
Post 2: asks why "Yos and KD already have two votes at the top of page 2."
Post 3: asks "if voting for people simply to force them into their posting stages is going to actually get us anywhere."
Post 4: Speculates about Flameaxe's reztrigshun.
Post 9: confused with soupfly's choices???
Post 11: complains I foted her fur weak reasons. It iz true, on Day 1, vhat do you vant?
Post 13: Pseudovotes pickemgenius only because he iz not paying attenshun.

Begins to be dezperate fur und lynch:
Post 12: Pretends not to understand that I misunderstood the mechanics of Kaleidoscope fotes.
Post 13: Pseudovotes pickemgenius only because he iz not paying attenshun.

Her reasonz fur foting me kept changing:
Post 14: Threatens to fote me if I don't answer her question.
Post 15: She admits she never asked me a question.
Post 16: She changes her mind und she says it's because I vagon-hop.
Post 17: She actually fotes me because she says I vagon-hop.

Hurrikaty makes zero sense:
Post 19: Andy question ze vagon.
Hurrikaty says that it's because I've done nothing all ze game.
Hurrikaty posts only nunsense though.
If it iz true dhat I vagon hop then I did not do nothing all game.

Hurrikaty very desperate for lynch:
Post 21: "Now she's pretending I'm doing the same thing when I'm not, and people are actually listening to her, so I can add that to the list." Which iz und funny complaint, zince everybody iz voting for me und not fur her.

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DGB, your recent attacks have been worse than Hurrikaty's. And that's saying something.

Unvote, Vote: DGB

. I think one of y'all is scum, and I'm willing to bet it's you.

Zeriously. Hmmm... I anzered Yosarian's question, hmmm?

Zi dun't know vhat it iz vhit dis game, but it ze people vant to lynch me, you haf no reazon, there iz nothing I can anszer. How you rezpond to baseless accusations I donno.

Zis town iz apathetic, hhmmmm? Iz too boring fur vords. I thought zis game vould be fun, but iz zo ztoopid, iz my most boring game, hmmmm?

Go ahead und lynch me.

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DGB, I note you seem to have completely failed to respond to my very reasonable request, that is, that you should claim. I'm sure that once you do, things will become clear, or at least, clearer. So go on, claim. I'm waiting.

Vhy? Claiming ist bin sehr premature. But zinz I do not care eeenuf about zhis game to care, Ich bin und sehr famous doctor, hmmm? Do you need more, hmmm?

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Nein, ich bist nein claim mein role, ya? Yust hoping it iz good enuff vur Gorrad, Mein Furher!!! Please, und speculation und roles ist sehr VERBOTEN!!! Is dis betveen Gorrad und myself, hhmmmm?

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Nein sprechen sie role, hmmm??? Spracht und sie role ist VERBOTEN! Sehr verboten. Mind your own business, Mein Yosarian Fuhrer. Ist bin with Gorrad und myself. Ich spracth NEIN about mein role. NEIN! Yust mein name, hmmm? Nein role undformation!!! Nein Nein Nein!

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m...m...mind my o...own b...buiness?

vote:DrippingGoofball

Und yah!!! Alles gut, alles gut, danke shoen.

Mein Furher Gorrad asks und question furh und reason, hmmmm? It iz hiz buziness to make ein decision und ask more undformashun IF he needz ze more undformation.

So, Yosarian, vhy you vant to kill famous doctor ich bin und mystery!

Vhy don't you let zee Gorrad anszer? Your vote ich bin sehr scummy, no? Hmmmm?

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Yosarian vote ist und HAMMER VOTE.

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FYI - I have to ask to be replaced out of all my games. Sorry.