A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

[Aronis]

PAGETOP!!!!!!!

Propose to the first person I meet.

ACTION FAILED

You decide that getting to propose to the Queen of England is something of a fairy tale. So you decide to just propose to the first person you meet. But that actually requires you to meet somebody. Perhaps you should try talking to one of your fellow players in the house with you or searching for a villager.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Head to the well instead, and try to figure out exactly what the portal is and how safe it is.

Nevermind, this seems like a better use of my time.

RESULT

You start walking towards the well, deciding it would be a much more worthwhile endeavor.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Heck yeah, I advanced the plot!

Try to figure out how much time I have left before hitting whatever there is below me

RESULT

You try to figure out how much time you have left, but cannot. You appear to be floating in the darkness with no end in sight.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Knock on the closest door

RESULT

You start walking towards the nearest house across from the building you started in. You can see smoke coming from its chimney leading you to believe someone must be home. Arriving at the porch, you knock on the door, but no response is heard.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Look Around

You don't even tell me where I am! I'm hoping I don't have to read the previous 8 pages.

Edit: (Blasted literal interpreters. Never do what you want/expect them to do.)

RESULT

You look around. The floor you are standing is made of stone. Their are two windows and a door at the front of the room. The window on your right is shattered. You also see many chairs scattered about the room in utter chaos and a few other players wearing prison clothes like yourself.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Say to the nearest guard "Can you tell us anything about what is happening, or is there someone we could speak to to find out?

RESULT

"You can talk to the captain when we get inside." The guard says. You notice your carriage pulling up to the castle. It pauses as the wooden drawbridge slowly begins to lower.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Start telling some progressively dirtier jokes to the guards.

RESULT

You continue joking around with the guard, each joke you tell dirtier than the last. He doesn't seem to care. You notice your carriage pulling up to the castle. It pauses as the wooden drawbridge slowly begins to lower.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Attempt to be reincarnated after my earlier death.

RESULT

Reincarnation is such a puzzling and rather flawed idea. But by some miracle you have reappeared in the starting room

seemingly

unharmed.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Follow KA's lead for now. I also look around the well for any other sign of habitation.

RESULT

You continue following "KingdomAces" heading towards the well with him.

ENTER ACTION: __________

"You guys are lame" I say then walk off into the house to look for stuff.

RESULT

You walk back into the starting house to look for something. You don't discover anything you haven't seen before.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Wonder if I'm still in the room from the beginning, and cry

RESULT

You cry. This time because you realize you haven't moved an inch since the game started.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "itlepip" HAS JOINED THE GAME.

Drink tea

ACTION FAILED

You want to drink tea, but realize that there is no tea near you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[KuroiXHF]

Ugh...

*Run off to find a villager. Anyone.*

[Ircher]

Search for Key

[Felissan]

Sing 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall to see if there's anything around that will react

[itlepip]

Ask nearest person if they have tea or know where tea may be

[Randomnamechange]

Wait until we arrive

Doesn't seem to be much else to do.

[KingdomAces]

Examine Well

[Annadog40]

Go back and loot the bodies of everything now that everyone is gone. Mhahahaha.

[Kublai Khan]

Ask the name of the castle

[KingdomAces]

If I have some free time, attempt to psychically attack Annadog40.

[Annadog40]

If KingdomAces has some free time, defend myself and run away.

[Cheery Dog]

Attempt to get myself into house.

[KuroiXHF]

Attempt to get myself into house.

[ConManMick]

I briefly forget the words to the teapot song whilst I try to discern who is now armed and armoured

[Radja]

are we there yet?

[lalaladucks]

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enter game

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leave starting room through window

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go over to well and jump into it

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go to LOCATION: castle

[Kcdaspot]

Dance

[McMenno]

Wait... This has been... Restarted? Oh! Life has a purpose again!

>Request a summary of events up to this points

>Do a silly dance

[Klazam]

drop a gold coin down the well and listen

[Felissan]

Dodge the coin

[Elekitu]

Cry in rhythm with the silly dance

[Aronis]

Ugh...

*Run off to find a villager. Anyone.*

RESULT

You run to the front of the house where "Cheery Dog" currently is hoping to find some people. Only first you'll have to get them to let you inside or force your way in, but wait! "Cheery Dog" has that covered. So you follow him inside via the window. Now where to look for people . . .

ENTER ACTION: __________

Search for Key

RESULT

You search the house you are currently in for a key to something. Unfortunately a quick scan of the area does not reveal anything about a key.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Ask nearest person if they have tea or know where tea may be

ACTION FAILED

You look around the room for somebody who might know something about tea, but see nobody. Perhaps you should try looking in another location for people.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Wait until we arrive

Doesn't seem to be much else to do.

RESULT

Reaching the conclusion that there is nothing better to do then wait until you arrive, you do just that. Luckily it only takes a few moments longer for the carriage to be pulled to a halt inside the castle. The two guards jump out first, requesting that you follow them to meet their captain who appears to be in control of this castle.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Ask the name of the castle

RESULT

You ask the nearest guard the name of the castle to which he replies "Bast". Meanwhile the carriage pulls to a halt inside the castle. The two guards jump out first, requesting that you follow them to meet their captain who appears to be in control of this castle.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Examine Well

If I have some free time, attempt to psychically attack Annadog40.

RESULT

You examine the well. It appears to be made of stone with water at the bottom with seemingly nothing unusual about it. You notice that there is a bucket with a rope nearby. Probably for retrieving water. Turning your attention to "Annadog40" you try to psychically attack the player. At first you notice no effects until the players begins running away from you. Perhaps your attack worked after all.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Go back and loot the bodies of everything now that everyone is gone. Mhahahaha.

If KingdomAces has some free time, defend myself and run away.

RESULT

You prepare to loot the unconscious guards of

everything

. But decide to stop and run away instead as if something like a psychic attack would actually hurt you. Not to mention the fact that running from such an attack would be rather futile assuming it actually worked to begin with.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Attempt to get myself into house.

RESULT

You try to open the door to the house, but it won't budge. Clearly prevented by something blocking it from inside. The door is made of heavy wood and would be very difficult to break especially without some form of a weapon. So you take a different approach. Picking up a decent sized rock, you throw it into the nearest window, shatter the glass, and give yourself access to the house.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I briefly forget the words to the teapot song whilst I try to discern who is now armed and armoured

RESULT

You forget the words to the teapot song. D: Only you don't really forget them, because as you try to force yourself to stopping thinking about them you find that you can only think about them. Until you are distracted by figuring out who is and is not armored at which point you simply store the words to the teapot song in the back corner of your mind and focus on that. You notice that one of the unconscious guards, who probably won't be unconscious for much longer, is armored along with "Klazam" and "KingdomAces."

ENTER ACTION: __________

are we there yet?

RESULT

"What does it look like?" the nearest guard asks you, amazed at your stupidity as the carriage pulls to a halt inside the castle. The two guards jump out first, requesting that you follow them to meet their captain who appears to be in control of this castle.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "lalaladucks" HAS JOINED THE GAME

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enter game

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leave starting room through window

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go over to well and jump into it

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go to LOCATION: castle

RESULT

You quickly get into action by hopping through the broken window and begin running towards the well with the intent of jumping down it.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Dance

RESULT

You dance.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "McMenno" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Wait... This has been... Restarted? Oh! Life has a purpose again!

>Request a summary of events up to this points

>Do a silly dance

RESULT

You excitedly rejoice that your life has a purpose again. Then try to recall what has happened to you. Only your memory seems to be blank. You decide that dancing might help you recall some important event from your past, so you try dancing.

ENTER ACTION: __________

drop a gold coin down the well and listen

RESULT

You drop one of your gold coins down the well and listen. After a second, you hear the sound of it hitting the water.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Sing 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall to see if there's anything around that will react

Dodge the coin

ACTION FAILED

You try to sing, but your attempts do nothing as you notice that there is no sound in this strange area. You also try dodging a coin? Only there is no coin, how peculiar. You notice yourself getting slowly disoriented and sick as you continue to just float on seemingly thin air. It would probably be wise to get out of this area as soon as possible.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Cry in rhythm with the silly dance

RESULT

You cry even more. As you do you find yourself growing increasingly thirsty. Perhaps you have dehydrated yourself with all the tears. It would probably be wise to get some water.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Randomnamechange]

Follow the guards, looking for nearby people and buildings

[KuroiXHF]

I will follow Cheery Dog and keep him amused by continually asking, "Are we there yet," not specifying where 'there' is.

[Klazam]

Be confused, and see if there's any horses or personal conveyances i can steal